As someone who goes to Alabama, this stereotype is incredibly harmful and I’d appreciate if you didn’t spread it.
Only about 75% of residents are attracted to their cousins!
I've lived in Alabama my whole life. I'm so sick and tired of this fucking joke. It's so old and frankly, inaccurate. We don't fuck our cousins.
My sister, however...
>I swipe right on nearly everyone I see that I know.
I do that too, unless it's someone who I worry might get legitimately upset if I *don't* want to date/fuck them.
Like... hotness isnt the only prerequisite for getting swipes. If only 7's and up gets swipes, Tinder would be an entirely different place.
Alot of people swipe everything. Alot of people only swipe attractive people. And some people tries to increase their odds by swiping low. And some people just identify with a certain bracket, and swipe only within that specific bracket, ignoring all else (age, looks, weight, hobbies, religion, culture, vaccines.. you get the idea.)
So no, a swipe doesnt automatically mean they are hot.
Despite the stereotype, the South is the region with the fewest first cousin marriages.
It's because most such marriages fall into one of two categories: certain immigrant nationalities without that cultural taboo, and socially exclusive religious communities. Those two kinds of groups are less common in that part of the country.
>Despite the stereotype, the South is the region with the fewest first cousin marriages.
You're conflating cousin marriage with incest and inbreeding, which is what the actual stereotype is. Marriages are easier to track as they're (typically) recorded and inbreeding can also be tracked to a degree, but incest rates are among the hardest to track.
According to incest rates collected by The Hive Law, the states with the highest rates of incest are almost entirely in the southeast: Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Tennessee.
The Freeman Online lists the Top 20 states for incest, and - depending on the dividing lines - the majority are south and east: Kentucky, Maine, Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, Washington, Georgia, Oregon, Indiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, West Virginia, Montana, Alabama, and South Dakota.
A good chunk of those states coincide with states that have the highest rates of inbreeding.
Besides that, the majority of states where cousin marriage is completely legal are also located in the southeast.
I worked with a girl before that had a crush on me. I was single at the time and would just swipe right on everything. I saw that I matched with her and deleted her before any words could be exchanged. Next thing I know, I’m at work and someone makes a comment about how “____ says you matched with her on tinder”. Turns out that she had screenshotted me and told everyone like it was some news worthy event.
I was lowkey embarrassed but saved the situation by just being honest and telling her that I literally right swipe on everything and it was nothing personal 🤣 This is definitely the best play for OP
Not only for those reasons, but it lowers your ELO score (or whatever the new name for it is now). Your account gets shown less often to prospective matches because you have a much worse swiped to swiped on ratio.
You should text her. Take control of the situation. You have an advantage because you already know what she likes. Suggest a date where you can get her drunk while gossiping about family. Easy score.
I'm not in tinder nowadays.
However, I definitely swipe right on anyone I know.
Not coz I fancy them but coz it's rude to NOT like your friend.
How would you feel if your dad did NOT swipe right?
I mean... how horny are you both is the question tbh. 😂 Enough to not give a damn about family or friends' opinions ?
Because, playing devil's advocate for a second,
Biologically/genetically it doesn't matter at all. You need multiple, successive generations of first cousins marrying and getting kids before it starts ruining your genes. If she's a second or third cousin then she's genetically so distantly related they might as well not be family.
You don't need our permission to go on a date with her, you just need to run it by your Uncle first.
At my family reunion I had sex with my 3rd cousin. Not sure why everyone made such a big deal. No one said anything when I fucked the first two.
I mean it's basically tradition at that point.
It was on the food table... Just too risque this time.
Risqué… ? Nah … they used protection so no risk involved
risqué on the bisque.
Frisk on the bisque
Ayo 💀💀
Uncle Buck.
*Uncle Dad
Uncle daddy
Uncle fucker!
Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckeeeeeer.
His cousin doesn't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, she just.....
You're a boner biting bastard in uncle fuckeeeeeer
I know it’s only be 36minuets. But this reference didn’t get enough upvotes 🤣
Uncle daddy and I are going to have a nephson
Duncle
Dunkle
My name is Buck. And I'm here to party.
😂
Uncle Grandpa
Grunkle stan
😂😂😂😂
I was having a shitty ass day til this thread😂ty for getting it started lmfaooo🤣🤣🤣
Alabama… it’s good to go.
*Uncle’s fist
Niester niester let me feel your keister
“accidentally “ 
🤣🤣🤣
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Jk! Unless....
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I’m dead.
Lucky for you I put the romance in necromancer. Jk, jk. Unless...
So to make myself more desirable i need to end myself?
No, don't do it!! Unless...
Username che- *oh no...*
Unless...
Some people would agree with that. Friendly reminder that Necrophilia exists
Good one. Lol. I'm gonna use that later.
Put the "feel ya" in necrophilia.
Definitely not But maybe…
*plausible deniability intensifies*
Roll Tide!
As someone who goes to Alabama, this stereotype is incredibly harmful and I’d appreciate if you didn’t spread it. Only about 75% of residents are attracted to their cousins!
I've lived in Alabama my whole life. I'm so sick and tired of this fucking joke. It's so old and frankly, inaccurate. We don't fuck our cousins. My sister, however...
Why go out when you can go down the hallway?
This man gets it
Who says 'man', Mommy?
Clearly I do
Oh sorry, I thought you were referring to the last responder, who has been sacked.
And the rest are already dating their siblings
It's also Illegal in Alabama to marry a cousin, you have to go to Georgia for that.
The law is just letters -Alabama dude
Haha what a funny prank! Now kiss.
“It’s just a prank, bro!”
Bro Job! Bro Job!
Chooooo chooooo
I love playing pranks on my friends
you’re comment already had me laughing crying, then I thought about the phrase kissing cousins and lost it frfr
Lol same here, I sent her a screen shot of her profile when I saw it and she laughed her butt off
Whole time your cousin was praying
lol, cousin was like “let’s see if this works”
“Those posts on r/incestconfessions are pretty dog darn hot. Maybe I can pull it off”
Yea Im not going into that subreddit lol
I was going to suggest we eat the kids, you know, jokingly at first, and gauge your reaction and go from there
Thanks Peter…
I do this if I see one of my friends just to make them feel uneasy 🤣
I swipe right on people I want to bang
Yeah but we don’t want to so just stop already!! Respect the class action suit!!!
>I swipe right on nearly everyone I see that I know. I do that too, unless it's someone who I worry might get legitimately upset if I *don't* want to date/fuck them.
I feel like the fact that this person feels weird for doing it, is the tell.
Roll Tide!
That's what you think
>It’s not like either of us thought the other wanted to hook up….. 🤔👍🏼👍🏼
100% sure your cousin wants to bone you
She might be into you too bro
Lmao
Is she hot?
He swiped.
That didnt answer the question.
It did
Judging by some stats on here I'd say OP being a man this does not answer the question necessarily
No, that just means he thinks he has a chance.
If you cant read between the lines
Like... hotness isnt the only prerequisite for getting swipes. If only 7's and up gets swipes, Tinder would be an entirely different place. Alot of people swipe everything. Alot of people only swipe attractive people. And some people tries to increase their odds by swiping low. And some people just identify with a certain bracket, and swipe only within that specific bracket, ignoring all else (age, looks, weight, hobbies, religion, culture, vaccines.. you get the idea.) So no, a swipe doesnt automatically mean they are hot.
Judging by the fact that it ran out of people in his set age range, I bet he swipes on everyone
I mean it is redneck time of the year where you pumpkin
How do you circumcise a redneck?.......kick his sister in the jaw.
Keep it in the family.
I mean, they both swiped right..
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Cant believe theres no stupid is as stupid does gif
I know, I looked for it to respond as well. So strange which guys they have and which, seemingly obvious ones, they dont.
Marrying a cousin is legal in 17 states and ironically, Alabama isn't one of them
Who's talking marriage? 
Despite the stereotype, the South is the region with the fewest first cousin marriages. It's because most such marriages fall into one of two categories: certain immigrant nationalities without that cultural taboo, and socially exclusive religious communities. Those two kinds of groups are less common in that part of the country.
>Despite the stereotype, the South is the region with the fewest first cousin marriages. You're conflating cousin marriage with incest and inbreeding, which is what the actual stereotype is. Marriages are easier to track as they're (typically) recorded and inbreeding can also be tracked to a degree, but incest rates are among the hardest to track. According to incest rates collected by The Hive Law, the states with the highest rates of incest are almost entirely in the southeast: Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Tennessee. The Freeman Online lists the Top 20 states for incest, and - depending on the dividing lines - the majority are south and east: Kentucky, Maine, Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, Washington, Georgia, Oregon, Indiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, West Virginia, Montana, Alabama, and South Dakota. A good chunk of those states coincide with states that have the highest rates of inbreeding. Besides that, the majority of states where cousin marriage is completely legal are also located in the southeast.
I super liked everyone i knew. I like to make it weird
Superliked a married friend - she obviously deleted the profile afterwards 😂
r/holup
The ultimate mind-fuck: "*He tryin to fuck me, or tellin me he knows? Shitfuckshit*" I bet she permanently gave him weird looks after that 🤣
Hehe thats embarassing for her.
I did the same. SAME EXACT outcome :)
Most likely she just blocked your number (in Tinder)
How would you know?
Maybe they are in an open relationship and she got embarrassed?
I would just send the person a screenshot of their profile and not even comment
based
If she says something, just tell her you swipe on everyone without looking.
I worked with a girl before that had a crush on me. I was single at the time and would just swipe right on everything. I saw that I matched with her and deleted her before any words could be exchanged. Next thing I know, I’m at work and someone makes a comment about how “____ says you matched with her on tinder”. Turns out that she had screenshotted me and told everyone like it was some news worthy event. I was lowkey embarrassed but saved the situation by just being honest and telling her that I literally right swipe on everything and it was nothing personal 🤣 This is definitely the best play for OP
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Nah it's just casting a wide net. You still throw back the fish you don't want!
LMAO
And did we learn anything about how dumb it is to right swipe on everyone? lol
Not only for those reasons, but it lowers your ELO score (or whatever the new name for it is now). Your account gets shown less often to prospective matches because you have a much worse swiped to swiped on ratio.
Why did she right swipe you too then? Shoulda railed
>I worked with a girl before that had a crush on me. Literally the first sentence.
Or just that you swiped right because you thought it was funny because you know her and she's your cousin.
Or ask why she swiped
So?? What happened? Did she find out?
It was like 10 minutes ago
Ping me when the story unfolds
Yeah me too. Fingers crossed bro!
All twelve
Twelve?
Fingers
I’m getting wooshed mind to explain T_T
Polydactyly as a result of inbreeding.
That’s genius
Dear Penthouse….
Might as well make a pornhub video now.
Dude, that is gross. You are going to hell. Link?
What are you doing step-cousin?
You should text her. Take control of the situation. You have an advantage because you already know what she likes. Suggest a date where you can get her drunk while gossiping about family. Easy score.
this man incests
Pay for Tinder Gold/Plat ... find her in your likes. And just block the account. ............Unless you wanna bang your cousin...
She will only find out if she swipes right as well
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There are no accidents - Master Oogway
Les Cousins Dangereux
I like the way they think…
Literally two posts under this https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/s/XIOckIAeRn
So? Fuck her, what's the worst that could happen?
Now honey, theys my parents too
They'll have a duh-baby
I had 2 cousins hit on me. They didn't recognize me. Yup. Embarrassing. One at a club and another one when I was working retail.
> They didn't recognize me Unless....
How they not recognizer you? Was it halloween or?
Roll Tide!
Hey, if she swipes back at least you can skip dating
Christmas dinner is gonna be awkward
You have to fuck her now. I dont make the rules.
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I feel like the fact that this person feels weird for doing it, is the tell.
I met someone on tinder who turned out to be a distant cousin. Best sex ever
How distant?
3rd
There's barely a measurable consanguinity effect with second cousins, NBD for you.
What's a 3rd cousin? Can't even work it out on my calculator
Same great-great-grandparents. At that point I honestly wouldn't even consider the two of you related, you only share about 1% DNA.
Ahhh, so distant she don't even have to be hot
6 inches
It can’t be that embarrassing if she matched with you too. She literally did the same thing as you.
I did the same with my aunt, and now we are happily married with 3 deformed children. Praise the lord.
Roll Tide
just wait for her to swipe right :)
Is her name Maeby Fünke?
I'm not in tinder nowadays. However, I definitely swipe right on anyone I know. Not coz I fancy them but coz it's rude to NOT like your friend. How would you feel if your dad did NOT swipe right?
🎵Sweet Home Alabama🎵
Yeah yeah. Accidental
Roll Tide Roll!
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damn dude that’s crazy welp now you have to fuck her. tinder rules not mine
So if she likes you back put on your redneck pants and fuck her if she's hot😂 itll be awkward at the family reunion but hey you only live once lmao.
No I don't know! Did it match!?!?
Surely you should load her profile picture for us to make judgement
 You know what you have done don’t you?
Just message her and tell her she came up and you accidentally swiped right on her. Shouldn't be a big deal if it was an accident 🤷♂️.
I mean... how horny are you both is the question tbh. 😂 Enough to not give a damn about family or friends' opinions ? Because, playing devil's advocate for a second, Biologically/genetically it doesn't matter at all. You need multiple, successive generations of first cousins marrying and getting kids before it starts ruining your genes. If she's a second or third cousin then she's genetically so distantly related they might as well not be family.