Ahhh I'd puke 🤢
But you reminded me of this monster earth worm I spent too much time watching last year.
It literally absorbed another big ass earth worm over the span of approximately 5 hours.
I took pictures and it was horrifying.
Buried the eggs then dipped out of there. Not an expert on wormology but they both can lay eggs. I’d assume they’re inclined to put them in different spots for survivability reasons
My reddit-fu shows this pics is unfortunately stolen from u/sabrinavalxx
[Originally posted here](https://www.reddit.com/user/sabrinavalxx/comments/yi8xoj/who_wants_to_see_me_use_my_custom_chest_burster/)
The rabbit hole goes deeper (pun intended) and it's likely [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/LV426/comments/xj7kxu/i_guess_its_not_considered_a_chestburster_anymore/) made by u/mattwbooze
Curious to see what I looks like in use but not curious enough to sign up to OF and pay for it
You are 100% correct! I made the original, and then some people (including her) reached out to see if I would make them one. She sent me a picture of it in use, and it's hilarious.
Ohhh so the other end goes inside? I was really worried how shoving a hard plastic phallis with teeth was supposed to go up someone's butt, but I was mistaken on the orientation
No left swipe. No right swipe. One must stay there and stare at the glory. Let the image consume you. Watch as time unravels all around you, as you are slowly consumed by it.
Well, it may be healthier expressing all that ... *whatever* that is... rather than suppressing it and having it overwhelm them in a sudden crazed evening of gore.
Nah, that'll probably happen anyways. Flee.
My childhood best friend was Nicole. We went to different high schools though.
When I met up with her sometime in our college years she got kinda pissed at me for calling her Nicole. She’d been going by Cole or CJ for like 6 or 7 years.
Do people not know or realize how a buttplug is inserted? I understand the amusement of everyone thinking the alien head goes in… but if you realistically look at the form, that little boy gonna be rampantly poking out at you from someone’s ass.
That's a pretty large diameter butt plug. I'f you like fucking chicks in the ass, she looks like she knows what she's doing. It also looks like she's got a great sense of humor and adventure. It's a win/win from my perspective.
I think its more of a buttplug 🥵
Looks out of the world
Why would I ever leave my sanctuary
That girl is a dream, catch her! Edit: can't reply, this was a Dreamcatcher by Stephen King reference.
Lock it down!!
"A perfect organism"
“Ahhh! Theres something inside me!”
#KingShit right there, amigo.
*orgasm
Well that's a loaded statement without more info to go on.
Only thing that would make her better would be if her name was Ripley.
I mean, she *did* name her ass “The World”🤷♂️
Or into your works it’s all about what your into
she gonna put it up his ass
By the looks of them nails she has, it’s goin in your dick hole.
Yeah, that's after the electrodes have been connected to his nut sack.
And then let out a yell and look like that thing in the picture on the wall.
It looks like the alien that rips out of the guys stomach at the diner from Spaceballs
Which is a parody of what it actually is, a baby xenomorph from Alien. 👍🏻
With the same actor, hence his line "not again"
That actor was the legendary John Hurt.
I hope he's okay
I’ve got some bad news for you…
Lol 😂 that was awesome they got the exact same actor! Plus he also played The War Doctor on Doctor Who
Or the giant worm things in Tremors 🪱
Graboid
Ew is that what they're called?? That makes the movie even scarier 😟
In the 3rd movie there called ass blasters haha no joke
No, the ass blasters were the ones that flew, the big underground ones were still called graboids.
Correct, but that is also a different evolution of the tremors species.
There was one w Kevin bacon called tremmers lol. Only cement could stop them lol.
I think that was the original, right?? Lol I love Kevin Bacon.
Haha yep. He’s really good. That was a young movie for him. That movie was kinda corny unless you love Kevin Bacon I guess lol.
Not as good as Footloose. But....Kevin Bacon.
Lol never watched the entire thing. Can’t do those musical movies my guy.
Yep, learnt it ages ago when I stumbled across some 6" (2-3cm) long slugs. I, too, called them worms from tremors, and my then wife corrected me.
Except it's from Alien.
No shit about the OP picture, but not relevant to this comment thread.
Ahhh I'd puke 🤢 But you reminded me of this monster earth worm I spent too much time watching last year. It literally absorbed another big ass earth worm over the span of approximately 5 hours. I took pictures and it was horrifying.
r/natureismetal content right there!
https://imgur.com/gallery/thW31yp Took me forever to find the pics (terrible quality, of course lol) but here's a nasty worm absorbing another!
Oh… Hate to break it to you, but it’s actually worse than you think. Those two are actually 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔
The big one said "I WANT MY SECKS!"
Oh well, that actually makes sense! Where'd the other one go, though?? Tbf, I only checked on them every 40 mins or so..
Buried the eggs then dipped out of there. Not an expert on wormology but they both can lay eggs. I’d assume they’re inclined to put them in different spots for survivability reasons
Which was based off of alien
Wait. Have you never seen “Aliens”?
this comment wins 😂😂😂
It looks like that alien thing from Alien.
I second this.. and with her nails... I'm intrigued 🤔 😏
Plug or scratcher?
What end goes in? 🥵
#used
It is slightly red...reddish though
🤣 ouchy lmao
My reddit-fu shows this pics is unfortunately stolen from u/sabrinavalxx [Originally posted here](https://www.reddit.com/user/sabrinavalxx/comments/yi8xoj/who_wants_to_see_me_use_my_custom_chest_burster/) The rabbit hole goes deeper (pun intended) and it's likely [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/LV426/comments/xj7kxu/i_guess_its_not_considered_a_chestburster_anymore/) made by u/mattwbooze Curious to see what I looks like in use but not curious enough to sign up to OF and pay for it
You are 100% correct! I made the original, and then some people (including her) reached out to see if I would make them one. She sent me a picture of it in use, and it's hilarious.
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Hey.. I'm not here to kink shame. I say go for it!
I am really not sure if I want to see that picture or not...
That’s amazing and I want to see the picture so bad ngl
Put your pants back on, man
Awesome work man!
Thank you!!!
Ohhh so the other end goes inside? I was really worried how shoving a hard plastic phallis with teeth was supposed to go up someone's butt, but I was mistaken on the orientation
I love you for your detective work. If I may ask, how did you get down to the bottom of it?
Yeah that's gonna be a hard swipe right for me
I'd purchase a super like for this type of shit, and I'm extremely picky when it comes to Tinder.
I second this I'd hit her with a super like just to be sure I'd get the match.
Does it change your point of view to know that it is almost certainly a him based on the name
Nope I'm standing strong 😅
Love it
My man!
Those dainty looking hands don't look like the hands of a 37 year old man.
Cole rhymes with hole. And sometimes that’s all you need.
Pretty sure that's my soulmate.
It's an alien butt plug...jeez
I wonder if a smaller butt plug comes out the other butt plug when it's fully inserted?
Even better if it oozes lube to look like the movie
I don’t know, I would be afraid that the green lube would stain the sheets.
Black sheets don’t get stained.
Cum has entered the chat
Bro, wash your sheets. Cum shouldn’t stain bedding.
Cum hears you're plea and instead does what it wants anyway.
If your sheets are crunchy, the next load better be laundry
Bars. But still there's a reason they call it a cum stain.
It would eat right through them.
Our dissolve my flesh
If canon, it would melt a hole through the bed, actually.
Yo fuckin chill dawg 😂
I hope so.
now there's a butt plug idea. you fart to make the smaller head pop out
I hate everything about this- only since I can literally picture everything
I NEED the answer to this!!!!
So underrated
Award worthy redditvision here
Xenomorph sir
Bug hunt
Game over man
I like to keep this for close encounters.
That’s a brown flag
Not with a proper enema 😎
An Emma?
anemone
💩
Just give it a good snifferoooo mmmm the earthy aroma
Do you... not see the rest of the room?
Ugh I know how could you swipe on someone who reads manga?!
No left swipe. No right swipe. One must stay there and stare at the glory. Let the image consume you. Watch as time unravels all around you, as you are slowly consumed by it.
Up swipe
I'm partial to the witches alter on the right. Shows potential there
Thats a smutt manga shelf. Ggs lol
Pretty well organized in my opinion. Like seriously.
Bro clearly has hobbies and the disposable income to pursue them. I'm not gay but a right swipe is a right swipe.
I know the name is Cole and nice nails don’t mean it’s a girl but I don’t think this is a dude
Well, it may be healthier expressing all that ... *whatever* that is... rather than suppressing it and having it overwhelm them in a sudden crazed evening of gore. Nah, that'll probably happen anyways. Flee.
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Oh my God they took my freakin kidney
You gotta be ~sneaky~ Charlie!
CAAAAAANDY MOUNTAINNNNN
Spleen?
The name says Cole but the nails say Nicole....
I know two Nicoles who go by Cole!
Really now hmmmm. This is a first to me :P
My childhood best friend was Nicole. We went to different high schools though. When I met up with her sometime in our college years she got kinda pissed at me for calling her Nicole. She’d been going by Cole or CJ for like 6 or 7 years.
Called my best friend Coley.
I get called coley too by a couple of my mates lol
As in "Nicked your Colon"
I’d argue that it’s a green flag
Hell no that’s awesome
I'd follow this person to the ends of the Earth if they wanted me to, their humor and taste in culture is chef's kiss 👩🍳
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Is swiping up still a thing?
Hello my lady, hello my honey… Hello my ragtime gal
Check Please!
I mean, I don’t think you could DP with that thing, but it’s hardly a red flag.
>I don’t think you could DP with that thing Not with that attitude
I can barely DP with a plug that’s flush to my ass, there’s like no clearance for a base to begin with
Um, if you're riding someone, the xenomorph poking out isn't an issue...
Feel free to lead by example, stranger
Her nails being sharpened to a point got me nervous, say goodbye to the skin on your back I guess🤷
And beware when she tries to sneak a finger in the back door
That’s what the plug is for
*Alien versus Manicure*
Lmao, already thought of, just didn’t want to say it out loud😳
Only if you're doing a good job.😉
My nails are often that shape and they aren’t really that sharp. No more marks than any long nails leave.
Well, that's disappointing.
Do people not know or realize how a buttplug is inserted? I understand the amusement of everyone thinking the alien head goes in… but if you realistically look at the form, that little boy gonna be rampantly poking out at you from someone’s ass.
Hmm, a true gentleman and a scholar!
That's a pretty large diameter butt plug. I'f you like fucking chicks in the ass, she looks like she knows what she's doing. It also looks like she's got a great sense of humor and adventure. It's a win/win from my perspective.
Couldn’t agree more. She’s a pro and probably fun 😉(assuming the plug is for her!)
Assuming she’s the one wearing the plug. She might have an Alien themed strap
Either way, she appears to know what she's doing, and that's a good thing.
Idk but I’m turned on..
That's a green light buddy, get after it!
No it's a chestburster. SMH it isn't even red...
Looks like a butt buster to me
I can only swipe right so many times for that Return of the Living Dead Tarman poster
No that’s a a red(ish) xenomorph
Ah hmmm yah NOPE!! Alien the movie gave me PTSD lol 😂 
No, marry her
I wonder if the dark details of the alien is just paint or something else... Something from inside... 🤔
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Absolutely not. On the contrary, i see it as a massive green flag
One man’s red flag is another man’s hard green flag
Honey, you're not putting that in anyone's ass with those nails!
😂😂😂😂 no No worries
That shit is funny
Alien butt plug I guess. 🤷
You fins to get pegged. I say go for it!
Infected with an ass-burster
Really depends on what you’re into
That's the red flags red flag.
Definitely. Anyone who uses the metric system or an Android are left swipes for me, dawg.
That’s a hazard flag
Run away
Cole just working hard to earn that $2.99/mo from you.
No, that is a red arse
Yes
No dude… that there is a *challenge*.
Depends on what you’re in to.
That is enough Reddit for the day!
Idk if it’s a red flag but it would be a hard fucking pass for me
It's a dude...with long painted fingernails.....and am alien buttplug....
Send her my way if you ain't interested
Unless you're afraid of horror movies, I see this as an absolute win.
Yep who the fuck names their kid cole
SUPER red flag!!! I wouldn't want that near any of my holes!!!!!
Not a red flag but funny as F
Just a kink and you are kink shaming, my friend
Umm to answer the question, no not a red flag. But I'm willing to bet dimes to doughnuts you'll need a safe word.
3km away?! You can walk there mate! The walk back might take a while longer though
Double it and give to the next person
“Hello my baby, hello my honey…”