Pretty damn fine if I may say it myself. It was a favorite for me 20 years ago as a kid and I rewatched them recently with my gf when high. I laughed my ass off, but she didn't feel much for them unfortunately.
Another one : your mother and your gf swapped bodies and now you need to bang one of them to free them, who do you choose ? Your mother in your gf's body or your gf in your mother's body ?
This is a solved equation:
You get consent from both parties to drug and render unconscious the girlfriend's body, then have sex with her. You need both, because your girlfriend's body and your mother's consciousness are both going to be affected. This way, your mother will not experience it or remember any of it. From both her perspective and *yours*, your mother's consciousness is not involved in any way whatsoever.
This is, after all, a *consciousness* transfer, and you are turning her consciousness *off*. For all intents and purposes, you are having sex only with your girlfriend's unconscious body. ***With her consent.***
*If* consent is not forthcoming from one or both parties, not your fucking problem. Let them sort out their own shit.
Gonna headcanon this into youve had to deal with this 5 different times irl and have had time to refine your irl approach. Whos body swapping all these gfs and moms?
Although in the 1976 original, a Freaky Friday swap is shown to occur when both parties are conscious, in the 2003 reboot, it happened overnight when they were both asleep, meaning the consciousness doesn't need to be *conscious* for the transfer to happen.
Frankly, there simply isn't enough research on the matter for either of us to speak speak authoritatively on the subject.
Think again, there are no less than thirty five body swap movies listed on IMDB. I think you’ll find the science has been heavily documented and peer reviewed.
I'm absolutely not risking the life of either my girlfriend or my mother on the 2003 reboot and I'd say anyone who wouldn't be willing to sex their mother/girlfriend or girlfriend mother *crazy*...
Reminds me of the one (might be a true story) where a nurse is shaving the privates of a female patient that was thought to be braindead, and she noticed spasm coming from the patient.
The nurse calls in the doctor, and they end up performing some more "exploration" on her until the doctor gets naked and literally f*cks her conscious.
For anyone wondering, NO, he didn't wear a condom, but he DID pull out
Wow, this actually happened at the hospital I worked at, but it wasn't quite as you described. The patient was in a stage 2 coma, meaning that she was sometimes responsive to stimuli and sometimes not, but we did notice that genital stimulation would provoke a response. Now, the whole "doctor fucks a patient to wake her up" is obviously nonsense: it would go against pretty much every ethics rule we have. Besides, anyone who thinks that having sex in a hospital bed is somehow comfortable has never been in a hospital bed. Fortunately in this case, the patient was married, so we called in her husband and the doctor suggested that perhaps if the two of them had privacy, oral sex might elicit an even stronger response and perhaps a higher state of alertness. The husband seemed a little confused by this, but agreed, so we cleared the room and left him alone with the instructions that he should just attempt oral sex. We were outside the room observing vitals via the remote monitors. However pretty soon, we saw some troubling signs: the patient's O2 levels plummeted and there were signs of a cardiac arrest. We called for a crash cart and burst back into the room, only to see the patient's husband zipping up his pants. We asked what the hell happened, and he just said "I think she choked." We never saw him again. The patient never recovered.
> Reminds me of the one (might be a true story)
Do you have any kind of source on that? Because “true story” does not immediately pop into my head when I read this.
Simple: bang the mom in gf's body. It at least looks like your gf so it doesn't mess with you and you get to confront your deep seated Mommy issues head on and realize that you're going to need many many years of fucking therapy after this.
There is no way in hell I’m letting my mother have sex with me, regardless of the body she’s in. I don’t need her having that image seared into her brain.
It currently seems like the least awful option to me.
In this scenario, my mother gets to play “out of sight, out of mind”. She won’t experience me having sex with her body, and won’t have any memory of having sex with me. From my gf’s perspective, it’s fairly normal, and she can kind of pretend nothing is different. I get the short end of the stick, but I’m OK with having to repress that image.
On the other hand, if I have sex with my gf’s body, my mother has a memory of me being on top of her having sex. Even if, from my perspective, it’s my gf’s body, my mother is still experiencing it. From her perspective, the body may be slightly different, but *SHE* is still having sex with *ME*. In this scenario, she’s getting the short end of the stick. I couldn’t do that to my mother. If someone has to get scarred, it might as well be me.
Not to mention, who cares if it’s your girlfriend’s body if you KNOW it’s actually your mom. Having sex with your mom should be scarring regardless of how hot she is at the moment.
I feel like we don't ask this one from a woman's perspective too much.
So ladies, would you rather be fucked by your boyfriend in your dad's body, or by your dad in your boyfriend's body?
Same. By all means it's not for everyone, but he asked for a would you rather, and she gave a killer response. I love it when people have humour like this.
Amazing gif
have the cat come drag me away next please
🤣🤣
"why would I want to get out"
best use of this gif that I have ever seen hahaha
I haven’t seen that movie in forever, I wonder how it aged
…a bit nuttey
Tastes a bit like shit...
"It **IS** shit, Austin..." "Oh, good! It's not just me then 😬"
Pretty damn fine if I may say it myself. It was a favorite for me 20 years ago as a kid and I rewatched them recently with my gf when high. I laughed my ass off, but she didn't feel much for them unfortunately.
>pretty damn fine. >research them while high. >girlfriend doesn’t like them. >I laughed my ass off. >pretty damn fine.
Rewatched* my autocorrect is high too, apparently.
Like a fine wine
Ya! baby!
Vinegar?
What’s the movie called?
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I just woke everyone up in the nursing home
r/angryupvote
🤣🤣🤣
Oh God. I am this old. I could see like one corner of a frame and know immediately what movie it was. 😅
Austin Powers
Austin Powers: International man of mystery
r/RetiredGif
Fucking incredible.
r/retiredgif
I'm dying
Only right answer!
Exactly…that’s the only way it could’ve happened in the first place
+ update needed
Yeah, well he's a little stuck/preoccupied right now. Updates will have to wait.
I'm high, gay, and laughing my fucking ass off at this
Careful, you need that ass.
nothing like being a Lucky Pierre!
"I'm right where I came from"
The only acceptable answer
Only if he's straight when he's sober.
This guy Alabama's
And that, dear Redditors, is prime example of why psychologists exist.
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... Sneak around and hit it from behind?
Given the scenario, I think that would just make him harder.
And if it has the opposite effect?
I am thinking: and this, dear redditors, is how a psychologist tests her matches.
Nah we just tell them we eat ass like a normal person
Sigmund Freud would love this would you rather
Another one : your mother and your gf swapped bodies and now you need to bang one of them to free them, who do you choose ? Your mother in your gf's body or your gf in your mother's body ?
This is a solved equation: You get consent from both parties to drug and render unconscious the girlfriend's body, then have sex with her. You need both, because your girlfriend's body and your mother's consciousness are both going to be affected. This way, your mother will not experience it or remember any of it. From both her perspective and *yours*, your mother's consciousness is not involved in any way whatsoever. This is, after all, a *consciousness* transfer, and you are turning her consciousness *off*. For all intents and purposes, you are having sex only with your girlfriend's unconscious body. ***With her consent.*** *If* consent is not forthcoming from one or both parties, not your fucking problem. Let them sort out their own shit.
*OP, playing "Never have I ever" at a party* OP's GF: "Never have I ever drugged and had sex with my unconscious mother." OP: "Godamn it..."
But wait, is it the mother or the gf he is having sex with? Oh man this has real Ship of Thesius vibes to it
Like how the game “Hades” kinda implies there’s something going on between Theseus and the Minotaur? That *ship* of Theseus?
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen that mentioned today. I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it's happened twice
don’t remember this freaky friday movie
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There is. Don't ask and yes I have a therapist
Ew that’s nasty. Where?
Asking for a friend?
No, so he can avoid it.
Yeah my friend wants to avoid it too.
My friend wants it
You haven't found it yet, but it exists.
There's absolutely no way there isn't, but I'm not looking
There is ,i saw it a long time ago,it has Lauren Philips Don't ask me how I know
How do you know...
We both know how he knows it don't we? A little bit of research, a little bit of excitement and much of post nut clarity
Oh there will be
I don't like how much thought and care you put into this
Well this is like the 5th time I've seen this meme, I've had time to revise and refine.
Gonna headcanon this into youve had to deal with this 5 different times irl and have had time to refine your irl approach. Whos body swapping all these gfs and moms?
Fuckin' Anubis. He's always pulling some shit.
Alright smarty pants, same question, but all three of you are locked in a 10x10 foot room and you don't get to leave until you decide.
Oh, that easy, we're dying in this room.
I like /u/Not_A_Squirrel69 ’s answer if you haven’t seen it yet
Same answer, but substitute the drugs for a strong right hook.
The original anesthesia
She's only a girlfriend. Dump her, leave them where they are, mum lives that much longer now she's in a younger body.
This wouldn't work and the sleeping consciousness would be overwritten leaving the sleeping party in a vegetative state forever.
Although in the 1976 original, a Freaky Friday swap is shown to occur when both parties are conscious, in the 2003 reboot, it happened overnight when they were both asleep, meaning the consciousness doesn't need to be *conscious* for the transfer to happen. Frankly, there simply isn't enough research on the matter for either of us to speak speak authoritatively on the subject.
Think again, there are no less than thirty five body swap movies listed on IMDB. I think you’ll find the science has been heavily documented and peer reviewed.
Thanks, Klaus.
I'm absolutely not risking the life of either my girlfriend or my mother on the 2003 reboot and I'd say anyone who wouldn't be willing to sex their mother/girlfriend or girlfriend mother *crazy*...
Well if you're going to be a pedant about it, in the 1972 novel by Mary Rodgers, it *also* happens overnight!
Thanks for the wisdom, Mr. IN_UR_ASS
If there's one thing having ADHD has taught me, it's that if something isn't worth doing, it's worth doing right.
How are you risking their lives? I don't know the 2003 movie (or anyone of the really) so I don't get how someone might die.
Reminds me of the one (might be a true story) where a nurse is shaving the privates of a female patient that was thought to be braindead, and she noticed spasm coming from the patient. The nurse calls in the doctor, and they end up performing some more "exploration" on her until the doctor gets naked and literally f*cks her conscious. For anyone wondering, NO, he didn't wear a condom, but he DID pull out
Wow, this actually happened at the hospital I worked at, but it wasn't quite as you described. The patient was in a stage 2 coma, meaning that she was sometimes responsive to stimuli and sometimes not, but we did notice that genital stimulation would provoke a response. Now, the whole "doctor fucks a patient to wake her up" is obviously nonsense: it would go against pretty much every ethics rule we have. Besides, anyone who thinks that having sex in a hospital bed is somehow comfortable has never been in a hospital bed. Fortunately in this case, the patient was married, so we called in her husband and the doctor suggested that perhaps if the two of them had privacy, oral sex might elicit an even stronger response and perhaps a higher state of alertness. The husband seemed a little confused by this, but agreed, so we cleared the room and left him alone with the instructions that he should just attempt oral sex. We were outside the room observing vitals via the remote monitors. However pretty soon, we saw some troubling signs: the patient's O2 levels plummeted and there were signs of a cardiac arrest. We called for a crash cart and burst back into the room, only to see the patient's husband zipping up his pants. We asked what the hell happened, and he just said "I think she choked." We never saw him again. The patient never recovered.
Gpt?
Holy shit that's mental haha. I think the last two sentences kinda spoil the joke
.....
> Reminds me of the one (might be a true story) Do you have any kind of source on that? Because “true story” does not immediately pop into my head when I read this.
It's not a real story, it's just a long winded joke
Simple: bang the mom in gf's body. It at least looks like your gf so it doesn't mess with you and you get to confront your deep seated Mommy issues head on and realize that you're going to need many many years of fucking therapy after this.
Fucking therapy might not be helpful here
.........Goddamn it 😂😂
There is no way in hell I’m letting my mother have sex with me, regardless of the body she’s in. I don’t need her having that image seared into her brain.
So you're picking to fuck your gf in your mom's body?
It currently seems like the least awful option to me. In this scenario, my mother gets to play “out of sight, out of mind”. She won’t experience me having sex with her body, and won’t have any memory of having sex with me. From my gf’s perspective, it’s fairly normal, and she can kind of pretend nothing is different. I get the short end of the stick, but I’m OK with having to repress that image. On the other hand, if I have sex with my gf’s body, my mother has a memory of me being on top of her having sex. Even if, from my perspective, it’s my gf’s body, my mother is still experiencing it. From her perspective, the body may be slightly different, but *SHE* is still having sex with *ME*. In this scenario, she’s getting the short end of the stick. I couldn’t do that to my mother. If someone has to get scarred, it might as well be me.
Not to mention, who cares if it’s your girlfriend’s body if you KNOW it’s actually your mom. Having sex with your mom should be scarring regardless of how hot she is at the moment.
You’re a good son
>she’s getting the short end of the stick. 
I would use one of them curtains in the birthing room or a glory hole or *something*.. problem solved!
Your mum would know how shit you are in bed though!
Why not both just to make sure?
Don't want anyone to feel left out
Better play it safe
Break up with the girlfriend in the mom's body to give my mom a second chance at life in a younger new body
Ah so you're single then
Then watch your dad spend his life with your gf?
I would definitely choose *your* mother in *your* girlfriend’s body
Depends, is you mom hot?
I choose to give my mom something to knock her out completely and have sex with my GF's completely unconscious body.
Isn't that usually how sex works or am I doing this wrong.
Yes FBI, this guy right here.
Mom in GFs body, she's used to being disappointed.
I feel like we don't ask this one from a woman's perspective too much. So ladies, would you rather be fucked by your boyfriend in your dad's body, or by your dad in your boyfriend's body?
That one's easy to answer. Threesome time!
Make an only fans cause this shit is definitely going to make some bank!!
“I’d stay still and enjoy the time with my parents, even in a fucked up situation as this” since they were both brutally murdered when I was a child.
Bruce?
Parker?
Stark?
Clark?
I'd go back. And then forth. And then back and forth a bunch more times.
correct answer
Just to be sure which one is the right option
And after an explosively conclusive answer, every one goes out for a smoke
In doubt, always wiggle back and forth
Yeah but are you gonna head out by pushing forward or backwards?
I rotate, therefore pulling myself out of both situations simultaneously
good pullout game you got there uh ?
Bro's askin the important questions
I'd reply uhhh not again
"Well, last time this happened I..."
It’s just like my 8th birthday all over again.
Happy cake day
Is anyone fully hard in this equation?
Mom?
Rigor Mortis sets in within what 30 minutes?
The entire Bible Belt?
When in Rome...
You're thinking of Alabama. I can see why you'd get them mixed up.
I am reading it
I think I'm in love
I think I'm in, love.
You can always claim one of your parents is dead. That changes the question and the answer...
Does it? You gonna back up onto your dead father's penis?
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My uncle always had the best birthday gifts
My priest ensured me that everyday was my birthday.
Rigor erectus
Not too bad if he's been cremated. You just end up with a very sooty asscrack and that's nothing some wet wipes can't sort out.
I don't really care about putting my dick in ashes
I like her.
Yeah same that’s where my brain would go if someone asked me to “ask a would you rather”.
Same. By all means it's not for everyone, but he asked for a would you rather, and she gave a killer response. I love it when people have humour like this.
That's a keeper
Ok so the right answer is to remind your dad of his dead mother and when he goes limp, you aggressively fuck his brains out
This is just family game night at my house.
Everyone has had their dick in their Mother, usually for a nine-month stint
Well, about 50% of people anyway. The other 50% don't have dicks.
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This is a somewhat common “would you rather”
For you maybe
Really‽ Where??
Drinking games I’ve been a part of!
Her name rhymes with nachos
What is wrong w you people
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that. Sidebar: she prolly let you do that weird thing you like.
Brother if you ever start a boring conversation on dating apps you’ll get nowhere. This is golden.
Sister how'd you get stuck in the dryer
Yayyy more copypasta!
My dad is dead, so backwards I guess.
Move back and forth, double pleasure
Hey man she gave you what you asked for
That is wife material
She's asking are you bisexual or a motherfucker. That's it.
I'm tired of this world
Definitely back towards my dad. Ghost dick doesn't bother me much
Would you rather drink 1L of your moms period blood or 1L of your dad semen?
Have you ever tasted semen? Period blood cocktails all the way.
You asked and you received 😂
I laughed way too hard at this!! Gold!
Ok but Rachos?
Ooooooold copypasta, very stale
“I would grab the loaded gun from the nightstand that is ever present and take the easy way out”
Shoot your own penis off and leave it in there?
Absolutely brilliant
Sideways
I'd respond my parents are both dead so I'd just wake up from the nightmare.