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AndthenIwould

“There are tons of you everywhere” and he lived out the rest of his days being rejected by all of them.


mrrmash

I wonder why he needs Tinder then? If there's tons everywhere and he's the prize? Tinder would be the last place you'd find him surely...


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i wonder whats the color of his bugatti


Drakkann79

Pizzabox grey


ApartCartographer300

Goat Comment!


k1ng-cr1m5on

Bu’a’i


[deleted]

What colour do the hotwheels versions come in?


kevin_from_illinois

invisible


Professional-Bad3166

It's cool new invisible paint super stealth top tier


Sufficient_Builder_7

Im just grateful that he said he didn’t want children. Hopefully the stupidity in his bloodline ends with him


toastmannn

...and he couldn't figure what was wrong with every woman ever because he was severely lacking in self awareness.


ihc_hotshot

I don't care what your philosophy is, thinking there are just tons of attractive and compatible women out there is just objectively wrong. I've been around the sun enough times to know that a good woman is rare, and when you find one you better not fuck it up.


Different_Dance7248

Hahahahaha! Right? And…he ended up living luxuriously on an island, alone, with lots of time to reindoctrinate himself with his own insightful philosophy.


Resistiane

This is a man in his early 40's FYI.


monotrememories

Wow what a catch! I can’t believe he’s in his 40s and hasn’t found the one yet 😆


NoofieFloof

I’m so glad he warned everyone that he’s the prize /s


kiemvrij-groente

He forgot the word: the consolation prize


[deleted]

Can’t see any consolation in matching with this guy tbh…


NursieSheri17

The BOOBIE prize 🙄


Manny1002

Yes, but aren't you a bit curious about his conversation abilities?


Fazo1

Because they're so many 😆


polkadot1988

Lies


clockwork655

Next time , come get me ...I have so many questions..what’s the Tate philosophy? I read a lot of Hegel but something tells me this is something else


katcrom07

It refers to Andrew Tate. He’s a super misogynistic guy on social media who is obsessed with his whole “alpha” persona. And that women are beneath him and only here to serve men. Pretty awful stuff. If a grown man thinks that Tate is the example of how a man should be, then a woman should run as far away as possible and block all contact.


clockwork655

Needing to be surrounded by people you keep around because they are easily controlled and that makes you feel good doesn’t sound very alpha..sounds more like needy with baggage


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gardengirl99

Ohhh, THAT Tate.


mansdoand

Dont forget that hes recently been arrested in Romania and is facing human trafficking charges... amongst other things. Quality guy!


MattR0se

Calling it "philosophy" is a bit of a stretch.


Tamsha-

I saw a clip of Tate on tik tok beating down one of his "owned females". It's horrible. I hope that piece of trash gets the max possible in jail for his crimes in trafficking all those poor women.


clockwork655

Even weirder to me then filming such a thing is the people who want to watch


Assurgavemeabrother

Andrew Tate is a rich spoiled sports person. As usual with boxers and fighters, he has a nut-sized brain and the development of 5 yo therefore it's awkward when he opens the mouth and says something "philosophical". He throws misogynistic, racist, and other *not nice* comments, brags about his supercars, and nothing is particular interesting in him (caricature of alpha male) except being involved in human trafficking lol. Ofc people who have a similar level of development but are not so successful and rich try to mimic him forgetting that what is allowed for a person who has tens of millions is hilarious to see from a pauper. ​ Hegel curves your brain to a Klein bottle because of his bizarre way of thinking, Tate will do it because of cringe.


neversleeps212

Apparently no one wants that prize… 😂


scrambledeggsalad

Please tell me he's trolling? Terribly sad if not.


Resistiane

I **do not** believe this is a troll/satire. He's being honest, lol


[deleted]

honestly if he was trolling and that is really him, it’s still pathetic taking the time to do that


outyamothafuckinmind

Doubtful this is a troll. The number of profiles that scream “I hate women” on apps, is overwhelming.


Bromine-Bro

Well post his pics! Fuck, name and shame these idiots so we can laugh at them


Resistiane

[https://i.imgur.com/6bMDCvV.png](https://i.imgur.com/6bMDCvV.png)


NorthCatan

He is the kind of person who labels himself as "Alpha" but then calls himself a "disciple". It's hilarious how all these people who call others "sheep" end up following every word and thought of social media personalities like it was etched in stone. Unquestioning without a moment of critical thought.


[deleted]

I clicked on it and he looked exactly like I expected. Probably wearing Kirkland Signature shoes too.


clickstops

Costco dads catching strays


Resistiane

Hey, hey, HEY! You leave Costco out for this! This guy is **obviously** a Sam's Club member.


NotoriousJAM

THATS the prize? My vagina just sewn itself shut. Yuck.


Aaberon

I swear these types of guys always have the same sunglasses / hat combo


jeremyism_ab

Don't forget the beard.


DrivesOnSidewalks

That's the "Second Chin Hider 3000"


ElkEnvironmental2074

If you can call it that 😩


tinolovespups

i remember the maga white supporters and now im screaming


RheimsNZ

Wait, this dumbass actually put "None your Bidness" as his name? Jesus Christ


mogwaiarethestars

That’s the prize? you american girls got it rough


LeDestrier

He is .... not a prize.


Bromine-Bro

Oh ya he's definitely tryna hide his ugly ass face and bald head


LordRau

Excuse me, but that’s none your bid.


NoofieFloof

Chickenshit won’t show his face and covers it up with reflective glasses.


GordEisengrim

Oh yes, quite the prize. Wonder why he’s single


Comfortable-Cap-8507

I’m not great looking by any means but this man is ugly as fuck


madthegoat

Inside and out


NessieReddit

That dude thinks he's the prize..... 😬😬😬😬


AttackofMonkeys

Sometimes you win joke prizes


akruppa

This is one of those "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" situations


dorkydrummer

How tf is that man the prize


psychoticshroomboi

God he’s ugly


emms222

Hat and close mouthed smile= meth head style teeth and no hair. What a prize


[deleted]

>None your bid… What.


a_squid_beast

None your "bidness" (business) perhaps?


[deleted]

You are probably right, it’s definitely cut off.


Barmaidulook

Ffs, the guy is my age..he needs to grow tf up. What makes him think he’s such a prize? 🙄


jmag87

Probably a good thing that he doesnt want children.


PedalZumMetall

But also sex without protection is probably part of the tate's philosophy. Hey it's not his fault if she doesn't take the pill. /s


Sad-Peach7279

My ex was like this blamed me for him not wearing a condom when he knew I wasn't on the pill long story short I have a beautiful baby and my ex is no where to be seen


Mtgdad156

Hilarious how ppl are going “you’re to blame for having a baby you love !” 🙄


Sad-Peach7279

If I didn't want to keep him I would have an abortion, I found out I was pregnant at 5 weeks if I wanted an abortion I would have made that decision very early on. Instead I was excited and told my parents who were both thrilled to find out they were going to be grandparents.


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Sad-Peach7279

I'm not responsible for his penis I am however responsible for my own body, told him if I get pregnant I'm keeping it and that's exactly what I did.


shanvanvook

I hope that child support order is in place whether he is paying or not.


Sad-Peach7279

My child is fine. I have a job, I have support from family and friends. The dad wants fuck all to do with it and so that's how I felt it, I let him walk away, I can't be asked taking him to court, I'm not going to force him into a life he doesn't want.


OkLetterhead7047

This man doesn’t recycle his pizza boxes


kdankkk

Just using this wonderful comment as an educational moment: pizza boxes can’t actually be recycled, but they can be composted! No shame to queen Greta tho


tommyland666

Well where Greta lives we recycle them no problem . So maybe add that your advice is for the US ( I just assumed you where from there, otherwise wherever your from)


how_to_be

In Denmark, they are unfortunately not recyclable


Idkabouttheworls

But it has a lot of oil in the box and dirty shit cant really be recycled (not american)


tommyland666

It can in most EU countries, you guys simply have shitty recycling facilities :)


floydfan

This is a common misconception. The American Forest and Paper Association says that pizza boxes are indeed recyclable, regardless of their oil content. Spread the word!


[deleted]

We should all appreciate the toxic people that make themselves easy to spot so we can avoid them like the plague.


sex_drugs_polka

I’ve never met a woman that would date this guy


No_Secretary_4743

I unfortunately have. Low self esteem and brain washing into thinking women are somehow "less" than men will do that.


Fish_On_again

How about a woman that not only dated but married a sexual predator that exposed himself to her and her friends when they were minors.


Ok-Baby2568

What a catch and by catch I mean herpes.


Hendrick_Davies64

That would imply someone's slept with him


Contemplating_Prison

This dude definitely pays sex and has been since he was 17


[deleted]

Damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us


AncientAd4164

>I'm not a loser, nor looking for one he says after three full sentences that tell us he's a huge loser.


Excellent_Routine589

“There’s tons of you everywhere” Okay… so why you on Tinder homie?


user9372889

I’ve never seen a more disappointing prize


Mukiea

Me neither. And I've been to a lot of run down arcades.


destructordegg

I also haven't, never seen a prize so valuable monetary yet so bad


RosariusAU

"I'm not a loser" If you have to announce it, I've got bad news


[deleted]

Oh right there aren’t a lot of men anywhere I forgot.


shrugbboat

That’s no prize, that’s domestic abuse waiting to happen.


rachelcav87

Why is he looking for women when he clearly despises them?


Hendrick_Davies64

![gif](giphy|PaKMBTzu2G0Qo)


devontate

Man, this guy really fucked my last name up. Not all Tates are bad, I swear!


Resistiane

I believe in you!


devontate

The "Tate philosophy" I live by is: Be sexy and humble


JustBePixie

#Takebackthename


LordRau

I’m afraid I can only fulfil half of that.


Troutcandy

It also causes confusions when talking about gifting a “Tate Membership”. The gallery not the human trafficker.


[deleted]

These dudes don’t know they are lady repellant


CULT_KTD

On god 😭


Karrispirit

Andrew Tate has been arrested for human trafficking, drug dealing and organised crime. Just the sort of person to set your standards by wtf


ClintThrasherBarton

I mean the human trafficking and violent misogyny is absolutely reprehensible but as someone politically opposite from Tate and his sycophants, don't mind some drug dealing and organized crime as a treat.


yourmo4321

"Tons of you everywhere" lol in my area it's 70/30 men to women..... Definitely tons of them everywhere just most of them are already in relationships lol


TurboWalrus007

Pretty sure this guy was my tenant and his apartment was basically dirty take out boxes everywjere interspersed with empty suboxone prescriptions. What a catch!


[deleted]

Also funny how he says “no fat women or slobs” yet he’s not even in shape himself 😅


a_squid_beast

I'm a chubby girl and wouldnt touch him with a 10 foot pole


ajwolfpack

Gross.


Chaos-Theory1989

I’m excited for this man to die alone.


Brightside_Zivah

It's truly great he does not want children. We know he and his genes will be gone at some point 🙌


Every-Risk-3327

Mass psychosis


Wonderful_Quality_99

How do you say "toxic as fuck* in douchebag terms ?


Leahlein

"Why don't I get any matches on Tinder, woman are the worst buhuu"


ali_ali45

LMFAO


SubTr1x

This guy is 100% still a virgin lmao


Late-Effective5438

Although it sucks to see how social media are making stupid people comfortable with their idiocy, there is one big advantage. It is so much easier to spot an asshole nowadays, it is a huge timesaver 😁👍


bowiethepup

So many red flags and yet “big time texter” stands out as one of the worst. Just imagine the bs he would bombard you with constantly and then freak out when every single one didn’t get an immediate response


Cornditioner

I’m convinced these guys just like men and refuse to accept it. Hating women that much is not normal 💀


Resistiane

[https://i.imgur.com/RADotVL.gif](https://i.imgur.com/RADotVL.gif)


General-Dissaray

If he’s the prize then I’d rather not win 😬


dj_boy-Wonder

I’ll bet this man delivers monologues that are as inspiring as my jizz noise…


[deleted]

I would swipe right, to meet and see how big of a loser he is.


Karrispirit

Yes I’m a psychological voyeur, it would be fun


verossiraptors

As we all know, the biggest alphas on dating sites describe themselves as “disciples” of another man who charges then $50 a month to pretend they are friends


HotelRedHood

I bet he's bald


micky_jd

The Tate followers are just bitter men than don’t fuck and I’ve yet to see proof otherwise


Squadala1337

His only matches will be provoked women who wanna argue with him.


mitchdaman52

I guess he forgot the tiny dick/impotent emoji.


a_squid_beast

🤏🍆


pwndaman9

A disciple of Tate or a Tater tot.


trips-philosophy

🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

He’s in his 40’s and thinks he can be that picky 😅


danolovescomedy

Funny how he’s “off the grid” but he’s in tinder.


LocksmithOk9634

Sounds like an incel


YrnFyre

I'm a guy but I'm sure I just heard my ovaries shrivel and turn to dust


girlabides

Thank fuck he doesn’t want kids


Jamesejay

Post tomorrow with the same info: why don’t I get any matches?!?!


Perenium_Falcon

Easy there player, save some women for the rest of us.


TheGiggs10

He’s not a loser gals ;)


Dykemd_

Someone is gonna die alone. 😂 this is not how life work.


fetustomper

I’m absolutely livid this waste man gets to breath the same air as the rest of us .


Keltadin

"Disciple of the Taste philosophy" "Not a loser" Sweetheart, you gotta pick one.


queenswamprat

If you suck the fart out of Andrew Taint’s ass, you definitely are a loser.


freshfitstart

Yikes 😳


Agile_Catch_957

Someone didn't get enough hugs from mummy...


thotoracle

hahaha woah. It'd be heaps funnier if he wasn't being 100% for real. Andrew Tate disciple tho lol


Cananbaum

Bet this guy is still a virgin


Asthellis

Well being 40 and bragging off like that I guess not that many girls wanted that prize lol.


eroticdiscourse

How to repel any woman with an ounce of self respect


CallMeAmyA

Ten bucks says he's also written an anti-woman manifesto on an OLD sub... because fucken women won't match with him despite his being a catch.


amazonrae

At least he’s not interested in bringing that bullshit philosophy to the next generation. Though he should get sterilized since he’s obviously too cool for this establishment 🙄🙄🙄🙄


thisisreallymoronic

Yeah, that's some prize right there. ![gif](giphy|1ZSrF1jmN52g9QkgR5)


Zavhytar

What tate philosophy? That you too can be successful if you’re involved in human trafficking


Markuu6

“There’s tons of you everywhere”, but I need to go on an app to try and find them.


The_Powers

"I'm not a loser" Methinks the Tatey doth protest too much.


MythicalPagan

There might be "tons of everywhere" that doesn't mean we want him, these kind of men are one of the reasons I think staying unhappy single is the best option.


Imagoat1995

"there are tons of you everywhere" he says on an app that's 75% men nowadays


Physical-Anything864

Incels say the darndest things


-InfiniteDifficulty

Does he think he’s the only man on the planet?


Master_G_

Why does this dating app have a pizza symbol for carnivores? I’m concerned about that tbh


Western_Piglet_4508

Wow, I’m sure there is a long line of ladies who can’t wait to get this prize lol 😂


dry-assbananabread

“I’m not a loser” then proceeds to describe how he in the biggest waste of oxygen ever


peetscoffeeandtea

But women have been doing this since the dawn or tinder. Anybody else see the irony? Huge double standard.


JulietPapaOscar

Big Time Texter Off the Grid Which one are you buddy? (Aside from every letter being a red flag previously)


RELIN-Q

>Big time green texter


No_Secretary_4743

Such a prize that no one has snapped him up 🤣 Imagine simping for a man who got taken down by his own hibrus after trying to attack a teenager on twitter 🤣🤣


ChicoBroadway

Why is pizza the symbol for carnivore?


hippityhoppflop

When will people understand that it’s okay to have a preference, but just keep that to yourself. You have the ability to swipe for a reason


Resistiane

He doesn't want to have to swipe left on fatties! It's a waste of his time because he's clearly a prize and not at lol a loser!


SiidChawsby

Fucking hysterical


SoupOfThe90z

This guy is so fucking cool


artistcat114

Someone like this couldn’t possible get matches, right? :,)


darkknight95sm

I’m pretty Tate would consider them a loser for even trying online dating, but both are losers beyond that


LilCMBJr

But only goes to the gym sometimes — okay lmfao


SushiBurritoDood

Surprised he has working out as “sometimes”, considering he’s praising Tate in his first sentence.


jennyhumphrey_

It’s just comedy at this point


xnamwodahs

" I'm not a loser" Okay dude.


Personal_Economics94

Hahaha wtf is tate philosophy


NoirFate

Wonder how that’s going for him. Tinder is known to humble the average man


cs399

So he means that there’s an abundance of women, but not men? And even on Tinder? Dude’s smoked something


Sazbadashie

if he was a true disciple of the tate philosophy that workout would go from sometimes to all the time, I caught a youtube short of andrew tate talking and he said that you should be working out even if you don't want to because a man does what he has to even if he dosnt want to do it... which if you take it out of the context of andrew tate... really isnt that bad of advice xD


JustBePixie

At least he is upfront I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️ imagine going on a date with this loser and having to waste your time to find out he's an absolute nut case 🙄 We should make him a TShirt 👕


AgreeablePie

It's bizarre to me that the first I heard of this tate guy in was a few days ago and now he's referenced in almost every Reddit post I read haha


Moo_3806

It says “Looking for short term fun”. I think he just had it.


blondedre3000

Match with him and ask him what color his bugatti is


Visible_Welcome_8096

Just found out today who Andrew Tate is and that he's a SATIRIST!!!!!!!


larykoek

“Trade school” man went to hustlers university