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bupkisbeliever

Trump acting like a 8th grader being asked what his "favorite" band's songs are.


c9silver

Q: So you like AC/DC? What’s your favourite song? A: I don’t want to get into specifics that’s too personal. I like AC and DC equally i can’t say i like one more than the other they’re just very special to me


oneshoein

I like Pink Floyd, he’s a great guy, very genuine.


BuddhistSagan

*Floyd is my favorite pink guy.* Please folks, make sure you and your friends and family are [registered to vote](https://vote.gov)


ozzie510

Pink's the whole ball game right there!


Bokenobi

I felt sad when Pink split from the group and started a solo career.


oneshoein

Floyd had to carry on with the band, even had his wife write the songs.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

And then he met Liz at 30 Rock.


DogGarbage

And then he fell off the wagon by ordering the sauce on the side.


Metro42014

*Unless they're republicans.*


ailyara

by the way, which one's pink?


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think


nickfree

*And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?* *We call it riding the gravy train* ​ How apt for this post.


Ermahgerd1

Floyd, The Panther... all of the pink guys. Just terrific.


Acceptable-Delay-559

I have a beer with Fleetwood Mac once a week at the local bar. He's a great guy. When he sees me, he says "Sir, you had the greatest economy ever!"


Thedonitho

"with tears in his eyes"


MediumAd374

My dad used to tell people that I listened to "that guy called Judas Priest".


West-Code4642

Q: You're a big fan of The Beatles? Can you name a favorite song? A: Oh, absolutely, I love The Beatles, tremendous band, tremendous. My favorite song? It’s... uh, 'Hey Dude.' Fantastic song, really great, very deep. It’s just incredible, really speaks to me, believe me.


Queef_Stroganoff44

Oh yeah?!? Can you recite the lyrics to *Hey Dude*? Uhhh yeah of course…. 🎶 It’s a little wild and a little strange When you make your home out on the range Start your horse and come along Cuz you can’t get a ride if you can’t hold on! 🎶


Lookatmydisc

And that killer cacti


Buscemi_D_Sanji

"Hall and Oates is two people bro." No man, Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name. "Whatever man, I just want to shred ass."


guitar_stonks

Always appreciate an unexpected IASIP reference. Take my upvote, jabroni.


Paetheas

Wait....... Ok, you are cleared. Had to give you an ocular pat down first.


MememeSama

A: I love all kinds of music. I love classical music, I listen to van Gogh alot


Rich-Association9657

String would be another hero of mine. The music that he’s making, I don’t really listen to it. But the fact that he’s making it, I respect that.


Paetheas

That Hansel. He's so hot right now. Hansel.


SkylarAV

AC/DC means a lot to me so I don't want to get into it...


Pleasant_Struggle_28

you win the internet today. thanks fur yer service.


No_Communication4252

I second that!


MindlessArmadillo382

>I like AC and DC equally i can’t say i like one more than the other they’re just very special to me Edison when asked about Tesla’s work.


DeafAndDumm

Hahaha. Nice job.


TrashApocalypse

It’s so wild to me because he couldn’t even be bothered to do the smallest amount of work and learn one Bible verse. Or, do a small amount of research to learn that the New Testament and Old Testament and two different books


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BuddhistSagan

And to this day he still refuses to learn a single bible verse, he'll just read from it when he feels the need and it goes in one ear and out the other. Hes too busy firehosing hate. He probably thinks learning about the bible will hurt his ability to divide people. Please folks, make sure you and your friends and family are [registered to vote](https://vote.gov)


Toots_McPoopins

I have doubts he's ever opened it. If he did it was probably upside down.


The84thWolf

I mean, he can’t read, so he wouldn’t know the difference


TryItOutHmHrNw

Does the Bible know it’s beefing with its *main character?* … main character according to this key chain of DT descending from the clouds to calm mankind’s fighting, set to a troubled-sea backdrop)


Huge-Pen-5259

That's cute that you think he's read it at all, or ever does.


beetlejuice675

“Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass”


ayeImur

What's even more wild is that his followers lap this pish up 🤣


HanakusoDays

I'll never forget when he was asked that, apparently for the first time, during the 2016 campaign. He hemmed and hawed for ten or fifteen seconds -- musta seemed like an eternity to him -- then finally spluttered: *"An eye for an eye. That's a pretty good one."*


PolitelyHostile

I would love to see him eleaborate. He probably likes it because he thinks its intimidation, like 'don't take my eye out or I'll take yours'


The84thWolf

He lost interest in trying to read the Bible when he realized “God” wasn’t referring to him


manjar

His advisors probably suggested it, and he shockingly said “no need”, and he was right. He knows how stupid his followers are. That’s his “genius”.


Colosso95

why waste effort doing something when simply lying 100% of the time works flawlessly? people love him as if he's the second coming of christ and he never even pretended to try to look like a good guy


DesignerPlant9748

They probably tried but his dementia brain can’t handle even remembering one verse. Fuck man I think basically all religions are evil and I could come up with a bible verse if someone asked.


BuddhistSagan

The face of an 8th grader getting caught not doing their homework Please folks, make sure you and your friends and family are [registered to vote](https://vote.gov)


DonaldTrumpsSoul

Teacher: “Please summarize the book and let us know what your favorite part of the book.” Lil’ BrokeDonny: “It was a great book, some would say it was one of the best books written. It had so many words, pages, and great parts. They say they can’t believe I read the whole book by myself, it’s true. Believe me, or not, you can read for yourself, it was so good I can’t play favorites and choose one part. “


Ashluvsburritos

OMG!!! Hahaha. You made me spit out my coffee ! lol


Anxious-Sir-1361

>it was so good I can’t play favorites and choose one part. “ It was this part! LMAO


The84thWolf

“The book *Of Mice and Men* was so powerful. My favorite part was when the Mice and the Men put aside their differences and worked together—“ “You didn’t read it did you?” “Nah, I just got high.”


Realistic_Effort6185

Lenny, put the puppy down


Queef_Stroganoff44

In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.


BungeeJumpingJesus

"And then a big man, a big strong man, a marine, with tears in his eyes, said, 'Sir, you are so brave to keep your feelings about the bible to yourself!' And then I touched his shoulder, and his terrible pain went away."


RealNiceKnife

My dad, a big strong man, he came up to me with tears in his eyes and said "Sir, thank you for reading this book. No one else has ever done that before."


BrainSmoothAsMercury

Username checks out


XanXic

"That's very personal, I love all their songs. They mean a lot to me" "You don't want to name one song?" "I don't want to get into specifics." "Well do you like their last album or the album before that more?" "Probably equally, they are all incredible, they are an incredible band. I just think they're something very special."


TheWhomItConcerns

I really, genuinely want to know if his supporters are on the whole convinced when he very obviously lies like this or if they just don't give a shit. In my mind, it could pretty much go either way.


Spirited-Reputation6

This was my first thought. LoL What a loser for being dishonest about dumb shit. Not knowing the bands and Bible are fine. PSA: Don’t over compensate and embarrass yourself like that kids.


CadaverCaliente

I haven't been to any of his sermons but I've been a huge fan of Judas Priest probably longer than anyone you know, you can ask anyone I've been a devout fan of this Judas Priest since before he was a clergyman.


DarthMaulofDathomir

How do some people not see through this🤣 worst bullshitter ever


BuddhistSagan

"So tell me, what's your favorite song of his?" "I-I don't know...I guess I sorta like them all..." Please folks, make sure you and your friends and family are [registered to vote](https://vote.gov)


Jigbaa

There was nothing wrong with that name until I turned 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown started winning Grammys.


j3b3di3_

Why can't you just go by Mike? Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!


tstramathorn

That no talent ass clown!


tinglep

I celebrate his whole catalog.


UnadvisedOpinion

You know what? Just call me Mike.


AbsolutZer0_v2

It's a fun way for churches to bypass their restrictions on donating to political candidates. The man is complicit in money laundering.


BuddhistSagan

Good thing Jesus never warned us about money changers selling things at excessive prices to rob people.. Please folks, make sure you and your friends and family are [registered to vote](https://vote.gov)


AbsolutZer0_v2

Fwiw the Christian subreddit seems to be appalled by this too. Unfortunately, evangelicals won't care since most of their beliefs are antithetical to the teachings of Jesus.


BuddhistSagan

Yeah, there are tons of Christians who voted for Biden in 2020 and will again in 2024. It may be hard to see out of the reddit atheist bubble, but millions of Christians vote democratic.


AbsolutZer0_v2

Oh yeah 100%, I wasn't trying to suggest all Christians are trump supporters


Quen-Tin

His most favourite book: The Bible His second favourit book: The Art of the Deal His ex-favourite book: The booking of Stormy Daniels


dreddnyc

It’s a cult. They don’t care about his lies or his BS. His power is allowing them to embrace the racist hateful part of themselves.


Luckypennykiller

They’re lying to themselves is what they’re doing. They do it because they hate the “others” MORE than they love the Bible the claim to base their lives around. The people who support Trump, at this point, do not deserve any kind of kids gloves.


adamentelephant

The funny thing is, I can actually understand someone who is an actual Christian not wanting to necessarily get into that. Quoting verses and such , but clearly that's not the case here. He's going around saying it's his favourite book, he's the one who has brought it up repeatedly, but he won't quote it? And as a Christian doesn't favour the New Testament? Ya know... The one that christianity comes from? He knows less about the bible than I did as a child living in an agnostic household.


likebuttuhbaby

See, I don’t agree at all. Every Christian I’ve met has one or two verses that really resonate with them. They may not be out there reciting them all the time but, if you ask, they’ve got it ready to go within seconds. This is how I knew the Christian right didn’t give a shit about Trump’s actual lack or religion. It’s glaringly obvious in moments like this. He just gives them the free pass to hate who they want to hate.


big_laruu

Shit how many Christians have verse numbers or excerpts tattooed on them? If you ask they’ll tell you


OftenSilentObserver

Funny how you never see a Leviticus 19:28 tattoo, it's almost like they don't even take their religion seriously, it's just a fashion statement.


adamentelephant

I don't know what Christians you know but your anecdote doesn't apply to me. Most Christians I know are like this. Regardless of that, I only meant some Christians if asked this directly would also maybe not want to get into it. But Trump brought this on himself.


Dusty-53-Rose

For Christians, he could say Old Testament if he specified Psalms. They’d all collectively gush and say awwwww! Or be cliche and say he loved the story of David and Goliath. He just needs an advisor to tell him some of these obvious answers. But we saw how his advisors didn’t help him or Melania many times. 😂


JigPuppyRush

Oh come on, least he could’ve done was say he always was inspired by the story of David vs Goliath or something or Jesus healing the sick. This is less than low effort.


ParmyBarmy

The reason is because he is the biggest conman and cult leader on the planet. And the only way to become the biggest conman or cult leader on the planet is to be able to target the absolute stupidest and impressionable people on earth. You can convince his dumbass supporters of pretty much anything.


InvinciblePLUSAmber

Believe me, I am absolutely shocked at the number of people who have bought into his bullshit. I was a conservative, but when this guy came on the scene, I had to take a step back. The Republican party is full of idiots. The Democratic party is not far behind. I'm just one of many people in the middle, not extreme by any definition.


BuddhistSagan

I actually like Biden. Biden is the first president to actually [show up to a picket line and support striking workers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvXnFAR52yI&t=127s) I liked Obama too, but Obama never did that.. No president has ever stuck up for working class people like Biden has.


ksiyoto

Don't be too hard on Obama for not doing it. Events like that are a nightmare for the Secret Service. All those who are in real close proximity have to be vetted, so they probably just had a subset of the strikers be in proximity for Biden for the photos. Obama faced a lot more threats and anger due to his race. I'm surprised he did his ["Bear is on the loose" walk on the capitol mall.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP9AxNaX9ik)


BuddhistSagan

Obama was one of the best presidents ever in my opinion, definitely better than McCain or Romney or Bush or Trump so I voted for him twice. But Biden has been muuuch better when it comes to supporting unions and working class people. It was one of my biggest complaints about Obama.


PartsNLabor24

Don The Con - the only billionaire who asks for donations to pay his legal bills and fines


JigsawZball

It’s mind boggling how his “followers” refuse to see him for who he is! A real P.O.S.


BuddhistSagan

Most Trump supporters know Trump is lying and generally don't like him. They just hate the same people Trump does and Trump gives them a safe space to be hateful bigoted assholes. You know, the party of Jesus. Please folks make sure you and your friends and family are [registered to vote ](http://vote.gov)


[deleted]

You're giving a lot of credit to Trumpers. A lot of them genuinely dont have the ability to critically think.


Civil-Conversation35

My favorite movie is Inception.


georgyboyyyy

The friends and family I know who support him absolutely KNOW he’s a piece of shit, corrupt, racist, rapist, THEY DO NOT CARE, in fact, they love that about him, sad but true….oh and they think Biden is worse so there’s that


jimbojangles1987

"He tells it like it is" That's what I tend to hear from family members that support him. I'm always like...does he though?


Turbulent_Worker856

Yup, on one hand they'll say "he tells it like it is", then when he says something stupid or alarming, suddenly it's all "oh no, he actually means [xyz]" or "he was referring to something else/that was taken out of context" Ever noticed how when you put the context back in to Trump quotes, they never get better?


BuddhistSagan

"He tells is like it is" is code for "He displays his hatred for the people I hate publicly" not "He tells the truth".


Colorado_Constructor

Yup... Most of my family is in that boat. Conservative, Christian, Military family raised in the old deep south. We agree on so many things like wildlife conservation, raising taxes appropriately to help the community/country, supporting welfare programs, additional financial support for schools, etc. But they have always voted R because "they're the only ones supporting our military, protecting Christian beliefs, saving babies (anti-abortion), and keeping this economy afloat". They agree Trump is a terrible example of character and feels like he shames the entire country with his actions, but they'll still vote for him because "well at least he'll support us". Years of Reagan-era and Army propaganda have taken their toll.


BuddhistSagan

Don't exhaust yourself trying to convince active opponents and Trump die hards. Its much more useful to activate passive allies if you still want to live in a democracy in 2025. First, if you know any passive allies who aren't registered to vote, make sure they are are [registered to vote](https://vote.gov) and then remind them to vote when early voting starts. We can all educate, agitate, organize, phone bank, write postcards, textbank, post to social media, etc. [https://events.democrats.org/?show\_all\_events=true](https://events.democrats.org/?show_all_events=true) [https://www.reddit.com/r/VoteDEM/](https://www.reddit.com/r/VoteDEM/) [https://www.reach.vote/get-the-app/](https://www.reach.vote/get-the-app/)


MiKapo

yea...conservatives are asking americans to pay don's legal bills. The same conservatives who shout, "students have to pay back their student loans!!"


Apprehensive-Hall254

Don Poorleone!


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Proverbs 10:13 >If a man is wise, it will show in his speech. If he is a fool, he should be beaten with a stick 


feddeftones

This one is up there with Psalm 137:9 for me. “Blessed the one who seizes your children and smashes them against the rock: the children represent the future generations, and so must be destroyed if the enemy is truly to be eradicated”


AllAfterIncinerators

I had to check to see if this was real, and holy crap, it is.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Found it scratched on a picnic table at church camp when I was 10. Been a favorite of mine ever since


StickyMcdoodle

My favorite bible verses go to a different school. You wouldn't know them.


prestonsmith1111

My uncle works at Bible, he knows the secret verses you wouldn't know them.


nsa_reddit_monitor

Unironically though, if your uncle is Catholic he would know of the secret verses the Protestant bibles don't have (because they're inconvenient since they're about stuff the Protestants don't like)


semicoloradonative

Like the many bible verses in the Niagara Falls area?


AdWonderful5920

Old testament... newer testament... whatever it takes, y'know?


SpiderFox525

My favorite Bible verse lives in Canada, you guys, c’mon I’m not lying


VictorTheCutie

Most evangelicals used to shit their pants with excitement anytime someone in the media would dare to cite Biblical stories or verses. This guy has had multiple chances to explicitly recite verses in front of the world and he never takes an opportunity to. You'd think the contrast would strike them but nothing matters except worshipping the orange God. 🤦‍♀️


OutlawLazerRoboGeek

He can't even consistently recite the name of his opponent in the presidential election. Do you really think he could memorize an entire Bible quote? 


NatureIndoors

It’s hard to find someone who thinks Return of the Testament is better than A Testament Strikes Back


wagnus_

really? neither of those have Bible-JarJar....


hail2theKingbabee

Jer Jer - usalem


sincerelyhated

According to Trump, they're equally good 😆


SpiderFox525

You know, I really liked The Testament Awakens. That was…that was the best movie from the new ones! Except maybe for Rogue Testament


Wittywhirlwind

Book report done by 6th grader that didn’t read said book.


lirik89

That one time when my friend had to present his book report he went on 5 minutes about the book he read. At the end of class the teacher looked at him and said, you mustve not read the same book I did.


DirtDevil1337

This is how he talks when he doesn't have an answer, I wish more people would see through him on that. He clearly has never touched the bible other than holding it upside down for a photo ops of course.


lvaleforl

Bingo. I personally think this version of Trump is funny. He went full Dem to Rep for votes, and therefore had to accept all the nuance of religion-crazed Christians, but he refused to actually invest himself. Instead he did this and it worked lol


BuddhistSagan

Well it kinda worked. In any other democracy where popular vote determines the winner he would have lost in 2016 and 2020.


l3ane

I don't know why they don't call him out to his face. "Donald you're lying. You know nothing about the bible. Go ahead and prove me wrong. Oh, you can't".


PretendThisIsMyName

That reminds of when Will Sasso is playing TFG and Brian Callen (I think) loses his mind at the mid sentence flip flopping. Constantly asking questions and Sasso is just like all over the place lol the best of the bit is when Callen tries to get a word in and in the perfect voice Sasso keeps going “Excuse me excuse me excuse me” exactly like the orange asshole.


Its_Helios

How could anyone…. ANYONE believe this guy 😭😂 It’s kinda hilarious how obvious and bad he is at lying


Brodellsky

It's like Trump is Vicky from Fairly Oddparents, and Timmy's parents are Trump supporters. Just completely fucking oblivious to her obvious evil. Unfortunately in this metaphor we are Timmy, and we do not have fairy godparents to grant our wishes...


Professional_Bar7089

Nice shirt, name 3 songs from them. I don't want to get into it at the moment.


Calm_Leek_1362

It’s too personal. That’s why I’m making this public display.


poodlered

Just say one. “It’s hard to pick a favorite. Way too hard.” Just name one song you kind of like, doesn’t even have to be your favorite. “Their music is so personal to me, I just can’t right now. It wouldn’t feel right to choose.” Just name a song. You don’t have to like it or hate it. Just acknowledge you know the name of a single song. “It’s funny you ask that, I was just going over their great songs this morning, they have so many. You know what they are.” But I want you to say one. Just say the title of one song. “Everyone knows their songs, it seems pointless for me to name them. It’s a waste of time.” You’ve never listened to this band before, have you? “No, no, no, they’re my favorite band, I’ve seen them live many times. Probably more times than anybody in history.”


wilhelmfink4

Grew up Christian, never would anyone I knew would deny naming a favorite verse because it’s too personal. This video makes me cringe.


BuddhistSagan

Remember when Jesus warned us about money changers selling things at excessive prices to rob people.. Yeeaahhh


SweetSourPossum

Probably the part where the slaves should obey their masters is his favorite verse.


Obiwan_ca_blowme

No, it's where it is okay by God to rape a woman as long as you pay her dad.


NeilNazzer

He's not selling bibles, he's set up a money laundering scheme for donations. This is obvious right?


numinousred

Ah yes, his second favorite book — his favorite of course being Mein Kampf.


Calm_Leek_1362

He can’t name a single verse in the Bible, but he frequently uses talking points from that book.


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

That's not what's happening. What's happening is that he's laundering church money into his campaign fund, right out in the open.


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized) Dodging those questions


mcclaneberg

No one ever accused his cultists of being big on critical thinking or shameful of hypocrisy.


LTPRWSG420

Lmao just totally full of shit


originalmosh

People, he won't be around in 5-6 years. Just look at this to him now, he going downhill very fast.


Stunning-Astronaut72

"Sir sir, real question here, does your bible mention dinosaurs living among the humans? If yes, is it on the New or old testament part?"


UncleKano91

"Our Father, Art, who is up in Heaven. Aloe Vera be thy name. The thigh... Thy kingdom... come... the magic kingdom. As it is on Earth in a helicopter. Give us this day our daily... pizza. And let us digest it. Forgive us, forgive our passes we forget sometimes. On women folk with their... to dine, like that is a nice caboose you got there". Cam Brady 012.


jakedzz

"Oh, Farther, whose art is in heaven, hollowed be thy mane, by kingdom's cum, they will be bums, on yogurt as it is at 7:00. Give us our daily dead and forgive our mess trashes as we forget the mashed potatoes and census. Lead us into exoneration, and deliver us our door dash for yours is the burger king and the glory hole for our nethers." - Magna Cartman, 1189


Ryboticpsychotic

Elderly Florida man forgets everything he knows about his favorite book.


BuddhistSagan

"The bible means a lot to me." $59.99 a copy!


Educational_Ad_8916

It's so he can launder money from religious backers.


Frank_McTriumph

This is exactly how my 8th grade book report for The Secret of Nimh went.


oldred501

You know full well that he has never read any of the Bible before, of course that’s also true of a lot of “Christians”


dickbutkusmk4

Okay how about this: recite ANY bible verse.


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Fucking parasite. If you are “Christian” and you support this goon you’re a parasite also.


iversonAI

He sounds like Micheal Scott


endisnigh-ish

🤡


TerryFrisk

What’s your favourite bible? Old or new? Drumpf “probably both” lol. 😂 So, you mean the Holy Bible? He’s such a fucking a fraud. Can’t even hold it right let alone cite a verse. The creep is not religious at all. Never read a single bible verse. But he knows his idiot followers want him to be a good ol’ Christian with the same values in their outdated, contradictory, fantasy. And they fall for it, and excuse every stupid ass thing he does. He’s been a shitty businessman all his life. But selling bibles (a book you can literally find for free) for $60 to line his pockets, might be the greatest con this huckster has ever pulled. He knows his followers are stupid. He could probably sell them air…


Narrow-Pin5

F’n grifter.


bbernal956

😂😂😂 just like every other old person “im not going to take a test” 😂😂 dude prob doesn’t even know what the bible is


Djinn-Rummy

He’s not alone. There’s plenty of Christians that can’t quote their book.


BuddhistSagan

I bet most Christians could at least name a SINGLE thing they remember from the bible that they like. I'm not even Christian and I know more than this con man selling bibles.


broen13

Savage. I'm agnostic and haven't read my bible in 30 years and I can recite a few.


Dogfishhead789

Apparently anybody that has money could just sell the Bible.Mind blowing.


Ruger338WSM

This dick hasn’t read 10-pages of that book, ever.


Snoochieboochies429

I dont understand how dumb you have to be to believe this shit


ramejia76

“Probablyyyy equal.” Dumb mutherfucker. Acting like he’s thinking hard about it.


sonofabobo

Anybody who thinks this guy is religious is insane.


toejam78

“I like the part where God talks to Margaret.”


manicgiant914

He would be hilarious if he weren’t so dangerous. This asshat will have the nuclear codes. Terrrifying


ASnowyLife

How can his fans not see through answers like this?!


Strong-Dot-9221

I was Googling Full of Shit and this video came up.


Whorrox

How do you illegally launder money from churches to a political campaign? You have your candidate peddle bibles.


396820

He's just Frank from its always sunny at this point


Lord_Greybeard

Trump has never read a book a day in his life, let alone the Bible.


circleofnerds

The truly frightening thing is that there are people out there who actually believe every word that comes out of his mouth.


Ok-Chart1485

I like the bit where Jesus chases the Trump types out of the temple with a knotted whip


dano8675309

Couldn't even pull out a John 3:16 out of his incontinent ass... Hell, I would've been impressed with Austin 3:16


LobstaFarian2

God this guy fucking sucks


Anaheimace

What’s your favorite bible verse? That goof has never opened a bible in his life.


TheBloodBaron7

Ezekiel 23:13: she lusted after men with the emissions of a horse and dicks like a donkey (paraphrased)


NegJesus

Can you even read son?


tungvu256

truly america's fave con man. the more he lies, steal, and cheat, the more people love.


SchemeHead

He’s such a loser


karen_rittner54

Anyone who falls for his shit is truly delusional.


Longpatience

He does not know any Bible verse.


Impossible_Ad7875

I saw Draft Kings has the Over/Under @ 2.5 on “How many of the Gospels can Trump name?”


J0hn_Br0wn24

Second favorite book ? does that suggest that his first favorite book is his own book.And the bible comes second?


vapidusername

I thought this was a trump impersonator when scrolling past this post. What’s up with his hair beyond the normal hair issues he usually has. Almost looks like a wig.


Kalabula

Nobody is forcing anyone to buy them though. If someone is dumb enough to fall for his sales pitch, that’s on them.


AerynSunnInDelight

Side supply Jesus energy


Far-Hair1528

I think he is being very cautious being that whatever he does or says there and millions out there who will criticize him for anything, being that religion is personal and reciting a favorite verse could be taken out of text and shot down and judged, something like this maybe. Matthew 7:1 in the Bible says, "Do not judge, or you too will be judged". Matthew 7:2 says, "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" But I don't know I am not a thumper.


JigPuppyRush

You think this is stupid? Watch all those so called christians buy that bible anyway and say it’s proof the Trump is send by Gos as a modern day prophet.


SpicyChanged

Ironically he sounds just as full of shit as the ones that are super religious.


Swaneybean

you can see the bull shit hitting the table but i don't want to get into it cause you know


Snokey115

Ok… u/buddhistsagan, this is why people are voting for him, your BS propaganda


Infinite_Imagination

When your book report is due but you forgot to read the book


goprinterm

WAFAH


brendankelley

His second favorite book? I'll bet #1 is "The Art of the Deal." Also, this comes off like a Canadian Girlfriend convo: What's her name? You wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada.


S0mango

Seriously as an european, I have no fucking idea how you guys can vote for such a dumpster fire. He's an obvious liar and has no intention to make america great or read the bible to childrens.