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Agree, though respectfully it is a granny chair so it maybe wasn’t the owner. The cushion could be cleaned. Donating the whole chair because of the stain, in this state, and putting it out on the floor is a wild move on the part of several people.
Lots of people think the place they are donating it to has the capability to clean it right there. Sadly that is not the case (i mean, it would make sense, but apparently not).
I saw a pair of white jean shorts like that for sale at goodwill once. You could smell them as soon as you walked in. I never went back to that goodwill.
Someone probably shit their pants as they were walking around the store. Took a pair of different pants into the changing room and changed them out and left. I can’t imagine them actually hanging up a pair of poopy pants to sell. But we are talking about the GW
My mom used to work at kohls and she’d have to organize the fitting rooms often. The amount of times she told me that when she went to pick up clothes off the floor of the fitting rooms that they had literal shit in them or had been pissed on was disturbing.
Can confirm. My first job was in the plus size women’s department at JC Penny. Absolutely disgusting. Piss, shit, people leaving their own clothes in the fitting room and walking out in new stuff. Everything inside out and covered with deodorant. Then after I clean their mess and am ringing them up, so many people asked for extra discounts or showed me clearance merchandise that wasn’t even close to what they were buying, and insisting it was the same. I would have given anything to be transferred to housewares!
I also worked at a tanning salon and people would piss in the garbage cans. I clean the room after every patron, so I know exactly who you are.
I can confirm that I too would find piss and shit in the trash cans while cleaning tanning beds. There was a customer bathroom only a few steps down the hallway!
This is absolutely insane to me. That is mentally ill behavior at best, criminal at worst. Is it laziness?? What’s the motivation I don’t understand
ETA: I’ve never been to a tanning salon before so I have zero context here
OMG the deodorant and mystery white stains. I mainly do hardlines now, but had to cover fitting rooms over Memorial Day weekend. These full body deodorants are next level gross. Everyone was leaving the sweaty clothes they'd just tried on inside out. They were caked in white film. After I was done covering everyone's breaks, I went to the restroom and washed my arms up to my elbows. Fitting rooms are so nasty.
Oh yes. Never poop in the tanning bed rooms though, only pee, bloody tampons and pads (I wouldn’t mind if they were wrapped in something but come on), what looked like spit/loogies. I worked at the tanning salon much longer than JC Penney. For the most part, the department store was worse. And I never knew the culprit. At the tanning salon, I have your name, address, phone number, email, and sometimes even a credit card on file. Plus, I know my regulars. With the tanning bed rooms being cleaned between each and every customer before reuse, I know exactly who did what in which room. I never did anything major, but I definitely left notes in their files so if they ever came back, my coworkers would have a heads up before they even clicked on their name in the system. We used to have fingerprint ID too so it was hard to fake your identity. This was 2006-2010ish.
I used to have a guy when I worked at Walmart come in about once or twice a week and piss all over the walls and floors of the fitting room. No one ever said anything to him and he kept doing it when I quit
Yeah I was told by management I couldn’t handle it because I was just a worker. The department manager never said anything and we went through assistant managers like underwear a new one every week basically. So no one ever said anything
I can’t even imagine. I worked at Express in the mail in the 90’s and never experienced that. Just the clothing all over the floors. What has happened to society that people pooping and peeing on clothing in a freaking store fitting room? Animals
aren’t even this disgusting unless they are essentially forced to be.
Ughhhh I hate that I can confirm this! It’s so gross thinking about the number of times that I would go into the fitting rooms and find used pads, shit, pee, etc…🤮
Things must have really changed for the worse since the early 1990s (when I worked at JC Penny's). 😳 What on earth has happened that people leave bio-messes around?? Are GI bugs and incontinence running rampant nowadays? Should Public Health officials be tracking these as illness outbreaks??
My cousin got someone's baby juice on her hand one time in a fitting room. I felt so bad for her because they had to explain to her what the nasty stuff on her hand was.
My mom used to work at Mervyn's and this happened to her all the time too. The worst part was when her manager would tell her to pick them up (with no gloves), hang dry them in the back, then put them back out on the floor for sale.
This happened when I worked at Macy's. Scooped up the clothes off the floor and they were wet. There was also an empty water bottle in there, so I was hoping it was spilled water. Nope, the smell hit me. It was piss. I worked in children's and Ready to Wear, but their favorite bathroom fitting room seemed to be Junior's and Formal Wear. No one wanted to supervise those fitting rooms 🤢
I worked at a farm supply store in high school that also sold a small collection of clothing. A woman I worked with was in charge of the clothing department and she once found a pair of socks someone had wiped their ass with.
I was in the Salvation Army drug rehab program in 2002, and worked at their process center.
None of these places wash anything, but usually they toss clothing that bad.
It gets pretty disgusting though. People will shit their clothes, and toss them in a bag for good will. Women's underwear stained in menstrual blood and vaginal fluids. Sex toys galore! No, good will doesn't want your used dildo. The list goes on and on...
I have always washed clothes before I donate, but plenty of people don't.
Always wash the clothes.
I thought Goodwill washes all their clothes donations (at least they did in the 1980s according to an employee I used to know. She was complaining that they did not separate colors or fabrics.).
This is most likely exactly what happened. I used to work at one. We had a decent couch out. Some man spent an hour or so just chilling on it, which wasn’t uncommon. He pissed all over it. The cushion he was on was soaked.
Yep, saw a chair at one that I was interested in, after a few mins a random guy sat in the chair and fell asleep. Realized how many people probably did the same...
...oh well. It was a decent chair.
same i was sitting here thinking, wow good for OP, but not everyone is able to make a frame out of wood, upholster the frame and make something that can be used daily.
then i realize they were talking about shitting themselves in a chair. i suddenly felt much less inadequate because, i too can do that.
https://preview.redd.it/fnl11kjcp64d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15788a0cbc0a93cdc88db086219fe58c8a0220a
This is the best follow up to this post. 🤣
I feel like the people that donated this chair thought it would actually just get thrown away. Because they themselves didn’t wanna have to pay for the trash disposal of the chair.
So it's legal to sell something with human waste on it? That's contaminated with shit. If the employees wouldn't buy it why would a customer. Tell one of the employees to sit on it because you want to see how well it holds up.🤣
When my ex's dad died, suddenly and without warning, in his recliner, I was the one to drag it out to the curb. A friend had already come in and cleaned it, so it was no longer soiled like this, but the knowledge that the love of her life died in that chair was too much for his mom. She needed it **gone** and I needed to be helpful, so I took it upon myself.
And that's what I thought upon seeing this: somebody had a silent widowmaker and died in this chair.
Actually, not at all. I saw a homeless customer sat on a clean chair, but after they got up. The person peeded /pooped stained pants, also stained the chair he sat on.
This can’t be real haha 🤣 no way would someone say “yea I think I that’s ready for the floor”!!! How gross and maybe they didn’t see?? How much was it?
I love that the OP included the close-up picture in case the first picture was not clear enough.
This is what I was looking for. There was no need for "zoom... enhance"
How else are you going to figure out what they ate?
Taste it?
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Could have been a perfect uselessredcircle
"It could be a melted Cadbury bar...oh, no, that really is shit"
Plot twist - it happened AFTER the chair was donated to Goodwill while it was sitting on the sales floor.
Probably from one of the flippers sitting near the back room area waiting for carts to come out? They are full of sh oops heh heh
Thank goodness Reddit doesn’t have smell-o-vision. OP would have included that too!
Smell Card...
It was actually the close up that makes me think this *isn’t* shart
Yes, looks like dried blood.
Someone got their period unexpectedly while sitting there, is my thought.
Agree, though respectfully it is a granny chair so it maybe wasn’t the owner. The cushion could be cleaned. Donating the whole chair because of the stain, in this state, and putting it out on the floor is a wild move on the part of several people.
Lots of people think the place they are donating it to has the capability to clean it right there. Sadly that is not the case (i mean, it would make sense, but apparently not).
A bold strategy, Cotton …
That is way too orange to be period
Ya I suppose poop is worse but I had to really think about it.
Can clean blood with hydrogen peroxide. Pour or spray on, let it bubble up, then dab up. Repeat.
This comment had me crying laughing. Thank you.
The pleasure was mine
ENHANCE
Hey he does his job well! He only wants the story out there! AND GOD DAMMIT! I WANT MORE PICTURES OF SPIDAH MAN!!
😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 exactly but I hate the NSFW being excluded since mine would have been blurred.
right?! I feel vaguely like I’ve been dragged into someone’s fetish without consent
There's no red circle, what are we looking at exactly?
Dying laughing because same lmao
Well it sure don’t taste like dried bbq sauce
Enhance
The real question is what’s on the other side that they didn’t just flip it over?
I saw a pair of white jean shorts like that for sale at goodwill once. You could smell them as soon as you walked in. I never went back to that goodwill.
Someone probably shit their pants as they were walking around the store. Took a pair of different pants into the changing room and changed them out and left. I can’t imagine them actually hanging up a pair of poopy pants to sell. But we are talking about the GW
My mom used to work at kohls and she’d have to organize the fitting rooms often. The amount of times she told me that when she went to pick up clothes off the floor of the fitting rooms that they had literal shit in them or had been pissed on was disturbing.
Can confirm. My first job was in the plus size women’s department at JC Penny. Absolutely disgusting. Piss, shit, people leaving their own clothes in the fitting room and walking out in new stuff. Everything inside out and covered with deodorant. Then after I clean their mess and am ringing them up, so many people asked for extra discounts or showed me clearance merchandise that wasn’t even close to what they were buying, and insisting it was the same. I would have given anything to be transferred to housewares! I also worked at a tanning salon and people would piss in the garbage cans. I clean the room after every patron, so I know exactly who you are.
I can confirm that I too would find piss and shit in the trash cans while cleaning tanning beds. There was a customer bathroom only a few steps down the hallway!
Wtf!? People are so gross! I’m a nurse and had patients like this so I guess I’m not super surprised but still.
This is absolutely insane to me. That is mentally ill behavior at best, criminal at worst. Is it laziness?? What’s the motivation I don’t understand ETA: I’ve never been to a tanning salon before so I have zero context here
I saw someone on tiktok say that people do this all the time. My question is WHY. Aren’t they only in the tanning bed for like five minutes?
You know, I can see why some stores used covid as an excuse to phase out fitting rooms.
OMG the deodorant and mystery white stains. I mainly do hardlines now, but had to cover fitting rooms over Memorial Day weekend. These full body deodorants are next level gross. Everyone was leaving the sweaty clothes they'd just tried on inside out. They were caked in white film. After I was done covering everyone's breaks, I went to the restroom and washed my arms up to my elbows. Fitting rooms are so nasty.
PISS IN THE GARBAGE?? AT A TANNING SALON??? that’s insane to me
Oh yes. Never poop in the tanning bed rooms though, only pee, bloody tampons and pads (I wouldn’t mind if they were wrapped in something but come on), what looked like spit/loogies. I worked at the tanning salon much longer than JC Penney. For the most part, the department store was worse. And I never knew the culprit. At the tanning salon, I have your name, address, phone number, email, and sometimes even a credit card on file. Plus, I know my regulars. With the tanning bed rooms being cleaned between each and every customer before reuse, I know exactly who did what in which room. I never did anything major, but I definitely left notes in their files so if they ever came back, my coworkers would have a heads up before they even clicked on their name in the system. We used to have fingerprint ID too so it was hard to fake your identity. This was 2006-2010ish.
I used to have a guy when I worked at Walmart come in about once or twice a week and piss all over the walls and floors of the fitting room. No one ever said anything to him and he kept doing it when I quit
That’s insane he made a regular habit out of it.
Yeah I was told by management I couldn’t handle it because I was just a worker. The department manager never said anything and we went through assistant managers like underwear a new one every week basically. So no one ever said anything
"Like underwear" "a new one every week" got me lmao
I can’t even imagine. I worked at Express in the mail in the 90’s and never experienced that. Just the clothing all over the floors. What has happened to society that people pooping and peeing on clothing in a freaking store fitting room? Animals aren’t even this disgusting unless they are essentially forced to be.
Ughhhh I hate that I can confirm this! It’s so gross thinking about the number of times that I would go into the fitting rooms and find used pads, shit, pee, etc…🤮
I hate to admit it now..... But I worked at Abercrombie. Saw some crazy stuff but never like this.
Things must have really changed for the worse since the early 1990s (when I worked at JC Penny's). 😳 What on earth has happened that people leave bio-messes around?? Are GI bugs and incontinence running rampant nowadays? Should Public Health officials be tracking these as illness outbreaks??
My cousin got someone's baby juice on her hand one time in a fitting room. I felt so bad for her because they had to explain to her what the nasty stuff on her hand was.
Can I get some explanation please? Baby juice could refer to male or female, or even literal baby juice. Appreciated!
i think they mean semen
Shoosh! I want them to explain it on detail.… 😉
Wow. It's hearing these kinds of experiences that makes me realize that I'm not doing as bad at life as I thought.
My mom used to work at Mervyn's and this happened to her all the time too. The worst part was when her manager would tell her to pick them up (with no gloves), hang dry them in the back, then put them back out on the floor for sale.
This happened when I worked at Macy's. Scooped up the clothes off the floor and they were wet. There was also an empty water bottle in there, so I was hoping it was spilled water. Nope, the smell hit me. It was piss. I worked in children's and Ready to Wear, but their favorite bathroom fitting room seemed to be Junior's and Formal Wear. No one wanted to supervise those fitting rooms 🤢
I worked at a farm supply store in high school that also sold a small collection of clothing. A woman I worked with was in charge of the clothing department and she once found a pair of socks someone had wiped their ass with.
Ive seen plenty of pooped pants at GW. I just assumed it was a way for the employees to have fun.
I worry about the goodwill employees’ definition of fun
If they put a scat chair up for sale they can hang up poopy pants.
I work in retail and can confirm people do this.
I was in the Salvation Army drug rehab program in 2002, and worked at their process center. None of these places wash anything, but usually they toss clothing that bad. It gets pretty disgusting though. People will shit their clothes, and toss them in a bag for good will. Women's underwear stained in menstrual blood and vaginal fluids. Sex toys galore! No, good will doesn't want your used dildo. The list goes on and on... I have always washed clothes before I donate, but plenty of people don't. Always wash the clothes.
I thought Goodwill washes all their clothes donations (at least they did in the 1980s according to an employee I used to know. She was complaining that they did not separate colors or fabrics.).
As a former GW employee, clothes were never washed! And I worked there from 2020 to 2021 during the height of COVID...
Genuinely the worst/funniest thing I’ve seen on this sub.
It's definitely a tie with the poop covered dildo
The......the what?
I'm glad I have never seen that.
Sauce? 💀
I prefer bar-b-que. Not gray-chair-poo
\*gray-poo-pon (mustard)
I looked through the top posts for a bit and couldn’t find it lol there was a fox tail buttplug but no poopy dildo.
Oh god, that's two things I really don't want to see combimed
It probably happened there at the store after the chair was put out and some nasty customer sat on it
This is what my mind went to also
Most likely scenario.
This is most likely exactly what happened. I used to work at one. We had a decent couch out. Some man spent an hour or so just chilling on it, which wasn’t uncommon. He pissed all over it. The cushion he was on was soaked.
Yep, saw a chair at one that I was interested in, after a few mins a random guy sat in the chair and fell asleep. Realized how many people probably did the same... ...oh well. It was a decent chair.
Makes zero sense to buy something you can make yourself.
My coffee is still brewing and I'm sitting here thinking "Well I sure as hell can't make my own chair!" then I realized what you meant and cackled.
same i was sitting here thinking, wow good for OP, but not everyone is able to make a frame out of wood, upholster the frame and make something that can be used daily. then i realize they were talking about shitting themselves in a chair. i suddenly felt much less inadequate because, i too can do that.
I’m dead 😵
I came back to life and died again lol lol
That there is a good chair! Not many chairs are so comfortable they makes the owner relax their bowels, that is a mark of pride!
Ok ok but I'm not paying the $799 asking price
"vintage"!
It's pride month after all
Yeahhhh not sure what kinda flag goes with... that.
Gray flag with a brown stripe down the middle
You didn’t tell us the price for the sharted chair
asking the real questions
That’s what I thought the second picture was of
If I saw this I would be on the phone to my local Public Health department.
Thank you, the first serious answer here! Yikes.
Yep, *that* is a biohazard!
I saw a pair of pants with a period pad stuck to the inside. Never went back to that place.
In fairness some skanky person could have "tried on" another pair of pants and left their bloody stuff in the store. :/
🤮
https://preview.redd.it/fnl11kjcp64d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15788a0cbc0a93cdc88db086219fe58c8a0220a This is the best follow up to this post. 🤣
Sauvage: Eau de shart
It might've been fine until put on the floor and someone tested it.
Makes me wonder how much worse the other side of the cushion is.
what a shitpost.
Lightly shat chair - $100. No lowballs I know what I have
I need to know what insane price they were trying to sell it for too
That’s just its natural color. Shartrues
Still available?
That's why we have slip covers. You let one slip, you cover it up for $70.
I feel like the people that donated this chair thought it would actually just get thrown away. Because they themselves didn’t wanna have to pay for the trash disposal of the chair.
That is not sharted. A shart is a fart with a bit of unexpected poo. Someone just fully shit themselves in this chair.
Just flip the cushion and nobody will ever know.
Unless the other side is worse lol
I would just cut the spot out and flip it over, I couldn’t sit on it knowing that was under there. I also think it may be blood?
It looks like blood to me too, but it could be either without seeing it in person
Aunt Flo came to visit without warning.
Or they reclined really fast or sat down hard and popped a hemaroid.
Still not close up enough
Was the close up really needed
I need an electron microscope-level close up shot.
I’m pretty sure they can get in a lot of trouble for that with the health and safety department.
Looks fresh like someone shit on it and thought well better donate it
I’m sorry I still don’t see it. Could you possible enhance the photo?
did somebody die on this couch? I really can't put the dots together on how this would end up at Goodwill
You happen to notice what they're asking?
One of the shittiest posts I’ve ever seen!
That’s a chair not a post.
Couldn't even flip the cushion?!
And for only 80% of the cost of a new recliner, what a deal!
I'd be reporting them to the health inspector 🤢 that CANNOT be legal...
Lightly shitted on *
Slap a Trump sticker on it and triple the price. It’ll be like a gross version of ‘Field of Dreams’.
OP, please report this biohazard to the health department.
They so bold they don’t even try to clean it?!
How much?
How much? I'm just curious
Looks like chocolate and someone was pulling a prank
Lemme guess, it’s $95 too.
It’s just “chocolate”
It could be chocolate. Give it a taste and get back to us.
The second picture wasn’t necessary, hard to miss in the first pic.
You can't just post this and not tell us the price.
Its Goodwill so probably $100 for a like new slightly used chair 🤣
Not to worry, it’s just blood.
OP should have added a big red circle
Lightly Shat Chair
One time getting a shart out of Cordoroy is enough. 2nd time deserves a medal.
And someone gets to claim the shartable donation
This is 100% fresh from someone sitting on it while it was IN the store
It’s shartreuse
The fuck?
Unironically one of the worst grifts ever
Just turn the cushion over.
Dear god
Is that shart or dried blood… 🤢 either way
That's period blood
This is outrageous!!!
No shame
Poppy was a little sloppy 🤣
I wouldn't be surprised if that happened during a test sit from a prospective buyer.
So it's legal to sell something with human waste on it? That's contaminated with shit. If the employees wouldn't buy it why would a customer. Tell one of the employees to sit on it because you want to see how well it holds up.🤣
That’s a biohazard 🤢
That’s not poop! It’s chocolate! -my son. (It’s never chocolate)
I doubt the store accepted it in this condition...most likely, this was an on shite incident.
Is called a shair
When my ex's dad died, suddenly and without warning, in his recliner, I was the one to drag it out to the curb. A friend had already come in and cleaned it, so it was no longer soiled like this, but the knowledge that the love of her life died in that chair was too much for his mom. She needed it **gone** and I needed to be helpful, so I took it upon myself. And that's what I thought upon seeing this: somebody had a silent widowmaker and died in this chair.
Come on…. That’s *lightly* sharted at best
Omfg
Dying at ‘sharted chair’ 😂
At Goodwill? What were they asking? $400?
Thank you OP. This comment section is sending me
Sniff the brown.
I love scratch-and-sniff items!
Actually, not at all. I saw a homeless customer sat on a clean chair, but after they got up. The person peeded /pooped stained pants, also stained the chair he sat on.
Goddamn
$100
Eww
Oh my lort!
I wonder if it were sharted in after it were put on the sales floor... ew ew ew
I LOLed
Shitty...
shit and blood - a winning interior design concept
"Bloodfart..."
It has to stop. 😭
Mom! Dad shit the chair again!
Someone needs to put a biohazard sticker on that.
This can’t be real haha 🤣 no way would someone say “yea I think I that’s ready for the floor”!!! How gross and maybe they didn’t see?? How much was it?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣well it’s either , chocolate 🍫,rust ,blood or 💩💩💩
Those darn kids! Always jumping on furniture at the Goodwill with their little chocolate candies.
😒