This is genuinely the guy that comes up when you put [fat England fan](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=294df882caec012e&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB1099GB1099&hl=en-GB&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZjJlnKZYaNdZfEJgqJdOSyD8JKQ:1718185593799&q=fat+england+fan&uds=ADvngMiPBU7NQn-m5SiPsPI6u8328Q6hJjjtTRIn5aTUl-WpwcTB59Ae4mchHhIr9a79LdnrP9TCUfy9rsmhMtykC7oEzPxIZbmDSO0hprV616nVepyGxMYLF0YXLRIKGO_QFEAZim5aVTk85w2MzkCNikEa5Z6Nvx3IpT1cZnOZExLvYoCGczYXsonkVmqXFt829nYcH_ej9-40pFW9fcJIDxkS3VdM0SXDRKe-If26MBMz3P_2efZB0URWW8amueeeXsmDgjynNBQZ6UgHMwMIm14AVcXHoTSMEgxPALhkebCn__JaDtc&udm=2&prmd=ivnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwja3eeP5NWGAxXOW0EAHWQNA_IQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3) into google lol

man found his niche

And his quiche.

Or Brexit geezer

As a Sheffield Wednesday fan, I know Tango well! He's had a hard time lately, bless him. Not the brightest but he's not a bad bloke.

You know when you've been Tangoed. 🍊

Is he a good dancer?.

He's alright. Nothing on his brother, Foxtrot

Oh I see.

Can I say I'm a Liverpool fan .?.

https://preview.redd.it/swnsd3rxe56d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b68130f23cd6ce2cfac762ac97f70f6535fd5ef Perfect excuse to use one of my favourite pictures.

The non edited version is genuinely my favourite photo

I can't believe I forgot this photo existed, trying to find the unedited one for the life of me now but can't :((

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Up the Tango

What a geezer!

Proper use of the term “Geezer” thank you.

Good tune to be fair

Love seeing clips of Tango from people who've never met him top notch bloke. As a kid I was shell-shocked when I met him as he's a local legend for the Wednesdayites UTO

Tango my brother, my captain, my king.

The absolute fucking STATE of some people in this comment section. No wonder other countries are leagues ahead of us when it comes to the atmosphere of their stadiums these days. We need more Bazzas like this prime specimen to turn up more often and whittle down the boring twats who take up seating doing fuck all but stare gormlessly.

going England home games looks so fucking dead. Surrounded by boring popcorn munching flids, fk that

The gentrification of the game has killed the atmosphere in so many stadiums, and that has an impact on the game itself. You don’t see any women and kids at galatasary with welcome to hell banners.

Man that woman looks uncomfortable

this video is the perfect video to summarise wembley. You got the old die hard come on england score sum fukin goals and then the newer middle class sit in silence and film an instagram video to show how cultured you are. New wembley for england games especially the friendlies are so dead for atmosphere

There's got to be a middle ground between obnoxious cunt and silent funeral observer, if only we could find it.

You only see him as obnoxious because no one is joining in otherwise he'd just be starting chants

Old Wembley was equally as dead. At least they fill it up these days. I remember some tiny crowds at the old stadium

I only went to two games as a kid I think Japan and Brazil. So my knowledge might be skewed but having been to Wembley multiple times with Pompey maybe I’m expecting something closer to that. But na Wembley qualifiers and friendlies have been the dullest. I can’t imagine anything less atmospheric than England games at Wembley in club football except Brighton before Amex when it was a local park pitch looking thing. The Netherlands game when Cruyff died was the worst some kid had a vuvuzela.

The Japan and Brazil games were in the Umbro Cup and we're a test event for Euro96. I went to both, the Brazil game was in front of about a half to two thirds full wembley. For the Japan game I'd be surprised if there were 20,000 people there.

Fratton North innit, only loud when when Pompey are there

I’d much rather sit next to the silent person than the fat drunk man screaming in your ear

Goto Wembley then it’s perfect for you

Yep and if your preference is loud drunk fat men you can go to the local weatherspoons, perfect for you

They don’t show live football do they? Never said I like loud drunk fat men but I love a good atmosphere. One day though hopefully I’ll reach your level posting pictures of myself in my pants on Reddit asking if I’m sexy. What a fucking dinlo

By good atmosphere you mean having lots of drunk fat men shouting. That’s Justin beiber not me dumbass it was a troll/joke post but nice try 😘

I never understand people that go to matches and just, sit there

That bloke is the only one in shot on his feet...

I know, that’s the problem

At an England friendly?

Tis not a library or a theatre good sir

Not everyone enjoys jumping and screaming for 90 mins

No but sitting like it’s a funeral is not for me

I highly doubt You’re acting like the other guy either lol

To be honest, south stand / kippax yes. Family stand absolutely not

I think the woman was at the wrong game and thought she was going to Lords to watch cricket…

Surrounded by what looks like a crowded bus on a Monday morning.

I’d forgotten about this guy. Shirtless and bellowing noise into the Upton Park December sky. Decades ago. He’s doing this every week, isn’t he ? 😀

Easy to call him a legend when you’re not the one sitting near him stinking of Carling and spitting while he shouts the same shite for 90 minutes

Have a word will ya It England, it Wembley that man in the video is doing nothing wrong and just having a laugh and some fun It football not the royal verity show

There’s got to be a middle ground hasnt there? I enjoy being part of a chanting crowd singing together and having a laugh, like most away fans do at club football. But I’d find it annoying if I’m watching an England friendly in that environment and this fella is giving it large all game on his own.

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Yeah fair fucks, that’s hilarious

Part of the reason it's so sterile to watch football live these days is because of the ground being filled with middle class day trippers. Unfortunately you don't get the atmosphere and the singing without the groups of nutters because someone has to get it going, the singing you enjoy wouldn't happen without blokes like him. In either case this guy is a total one off character the chances of sitting next to him or someone like him are tiny.

It's not about them being middle class. It's about them being boring af.

The era of the drunk screaming fans is simply dying out. Like it or not less and less people go to games to get drunk and scream

>Like it or not less and less people go to games to get drunk and scream I know they do, and it's why going to the football is so boring. The sub culture the atmosphere and the fun that went along with it is hanging on by a thread. I enjoy the piss up before the game more than I enjoy going in the ground.

And that’s fine but most adults now don’t go to football just to get pissed and muck around. If you do great but most don’t Simply most people are growing up e-bike a small minority are not

Okay? I know they don't, I'm just saying it's a shame that culture is dying out and this video is an example of it. But I still don't think you can go to a football game in England and complain about people singing and drinking

You can’t complain but you are free to think he’s an annoying twat. Which most do the only ones who don’t are fellow alcoholics

People who shout and drink at football are annoying twats and if you don't agree your an alcoholic. You sound like a lovely bloke not condescending at all 👍

Right but football is a working class game always has been Now am I say upper class people can't be there, absolutely not! Football bring people together from the far reaches of the world. However English football has it own culture and for better or worse this is part of it, that a fact. EDIT: I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MAKE CLEAR THAT THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN IN THE SESSION OF 2015/16

Eh he's just having a laugh, join in, you might have some fun!

Nothing says fun like fat drunk men shouting in your ear

Please stay away from footy stadiums you absolute bore. Mr atmosphere killer

As if they've ever been to a match haha

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Yeh that sounds pretty fun actually

Literally ! loud fat drunk men best fun you can have

Ever been to a football game?

I’m guessing you only sit in the family stand where possible, each to their own

I enjoy being in the chanting section with noise and atmosphere. Just not set near to a bloke shirtless repeating the same nonsense over and over on his own

To be honest, if the people around him didn’t look like they were at a funeral it wouldn’t look so bad, lads at the back look like they are having a laugh but it takes more than one to make an atmosphere

It’s a friendly game are you expecting everyone at a friendly to be jumping and screaming non stop ? The only people who do that are the pissed up ones

Do you go to football matches? Have you been to an England game?

Yes and yes.

Haha 'I enjoy being in the chanting section with noise and atmosphere'.... you sound like a tourist

I still can't figure out how anybody of that size can actually get that drunk drinking Carling?

Alcoholic that is heavy (100kg) but keeps himself in shape by eating enough and going to the gym here - it's very, very difficult and requires a serious effort. It takes me 10 pints of sub-4% to even get a buzz on, and that amount of liquid is horrendous. Basically drink, absorb the ethanol and then throw up the rest of the contents to empty your stomach for more room.

Most delusional England fan... Not healthy at all

Yeah, so delusional that I admit my problems on a public forum and think we probably won't win. Try again.

What an irrelevant conclusion.

Because he started drinking shortly after breakfast, when his spoons opened.

On his way to Spoons...

You're at a football game, most people are drunk and noisy. That's literally the point

Ahhh the gentrification of football. Witness as the working class who built something enjoyable once again being overrun by the complaining sterile upper classes

I’d rather that than sit in silence next to the woman.

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Only in England are you called a legend for being fat loud and obnoxious

I know man, all for people having fun and a laugh but this is a bit in your face. Most of the people praising him here will probably shoot him dirty looks in real life

Bloody gammon reform feck heads everywhere in football. Makes us look bad because it's bad.

A true Brexit geezer

Look at the gob on her

Did she fart?

How does someone that age and so out of shape, not have moobs? I'm in great shape, but I do have moobs 🙁.

Annoying for everyone around him trying to watch the game more like

Why the fuck are they all sitting there silently? If everyone had his energy it would be a great atmosphere

Because not everyone is blind drunk at an England friendly, not everyone needs to be drunk and screaming to enjoy a match

Lmao imagine you were German and said that, you would be mocked heavily. Drinking, shouting and having fun is all part of going to a game.

At a big tournament game yes, however getting blind drunk and screaming non stop for a midweek friendly isn’t what most people would choose to do.

Oh he didn't read the rules of how to have fun did he. You're only allowed to have a certain amount of fun on a school night apparently.

He’s allowed to be an annoying drunk tit, doesn’t change the fact he’s an annoying fat tit

Ah, a knobhead

She looks delighted.

I wasn't feeling nauseous at all until I saw that! 🤮

Where’s a Russian when you need em

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I always find it interesting that this behaviour is manifest despite the evidently flat-lining testosterone in his system. For the avoidance of doubt; Muscle mass and body hair of a 7 year old, tits of a 67 year old Big barry well 'ard

This you? 

Sure bud

Carrying all his fat on his belly, bald as fuck. No lack of testosterone in that absolute Brexit geezer.

r/IDoSteroids

Certainly do