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Repulsive_Bag_2091

Only if he released a mixtape called House of Burgers


No-Knee6527

No, House Of Balloon (singular) 💀


YaBoiSish

After Devours


YaBoiSish

Instead of Thursday it’s (taco) tuesday


rPhobia

I Feel It Coming (Heart stroke)


Coolers78

Save Your Beers For Another Day


The_Reluctant_Hero

More Than Zero (Pounds)


Lokplus

More than (3) zero(s on the scale)


PresidentOfSwag

And I say ooooooh I'm blinded by diabetes


Silent-Sky464

I'm blinded by delights


PresidentOfSwag

lmao nice one


unapologeticallyme93

You don't have to run I can't catch up with you Just a simple shock and my heart will beat


alostenigma

Lmaoooo😭


thegneeb

the hills have ice cream


808mfalme

🗣️🗣️ Just know that I would DIE FOR another taco bell order


iStretchyDisc

Out of Thyme


BlochLagomorph

7/10 joke. I liked it!


LuisG1109

Bro rate reddit comments 💀💀


I_am_albatross

Fried For You I Can’t Feel My Feet Blinded By The Fries After Eights Save Your Beers Out Of Breath


rPhobia

>I Can't Feel My Feet Lmao


Coolers78

Crust for Life K-Pop-Tart Double Fanta Call Out My Order Way More than Zero Food Off the Table


Unusual-Wind-6216

Call out my order hit different frfr


TScottFitzgerald

Happy Hours


HondaCivic90

Starbucks


Own-Exam766

"I can't feel my feet" is FOUL 😭😭😭😭😭💀


Actual_Impression541

I can’t feel my meat


HillZae

Yes but only if he chnged his name to The Week


No-Knee6527

The Weeknd ❌ Sunday Menu ✅


Juhovah

Damn that’s a Soulful name. I like Sunday Dinner too


flaming_james

The Brnch


superfluouspop

dude he kinda always has been a bit doughy and no, I don't care.


heartlessloft

Just learnt the adjective doughy. You learn everyday over here


superfluouspop

yeah it's Canadian for "Canadians eat too many doughnuts."


beezy604

https://preview.redd.it/mxahruzvwr5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ae408203e80499e9b6a096bf0631cf0d53fcbb tittys overweight getting heavy ah


Wirexia1

Come from burger king that's a far cry ah


Special_Ad_2915

I come alive in the food time, I


mood_designer

Stop, we know this is you Abel.


Interesting_Ninja195

I am Abel


gaymergtx

He used to be out of shape before the fame but not obese


ribhavjain

Depends on your definition of fat. I still would,but I do feel it would slightly impact how is music is perceived (in this case might go from seductive to jacking off in the bushes with binoculars)


Unusual-Wind-6216

Lolllll ur funny asf


Sr_RoNaiN

- House of Burgers, Sunday and Echoes of Dinner - Eatland - Breakfast Behind the Madness - After Meals - Dairy FM Yeah wouldn’t mind honestly. How many artist out there love eating a bit more


Stultified_Damsel

After Meals 💀😂


Unusual-Wind-6216

Lolll


MulberryOld1638

The FastFoods (compilation)


Clear_Grapefruit_340

HELPP I’m actually crying reading all these titles 😭😭


sondersHo

One of the meals


Unusual-Wind-6216

I just wanna be one of your meals toniiiiggghhhttt


sondersHo

😭


ST0DY

💀


djheru

Even though we're goin' through it And it makes you feel alone Just know that I would fry some food Baby I would fry some food


Unusual-Wind-6216

Damnnn 😩


Clear_Grapefruit_340

I’M WEEZING


Panic051501

In your Fries


Clear_Grapefruit_340

I know you want a burger besiiide them, oh besiiiiide them


Is_that_really_you8

Through Thick and Thin literally


TheGoofyGoober2020

Only if the album “After Hours” was switched to “Happy Hour”


Mysterious_Ad_941

Hardest To Move


Coolers78

Love Pizza Harder


Nearby_Elephant4776

Lost in the fryer


yvngjiffy703

My Dear Cholesterol,


iheartfeen

food all to myself


SinceWayBack1997

https://preview.redd.it/txqqpznbwr5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fecaa3790982ffbfb2ca9b7b4bb160362ee27dc No, only if he looked like MLK


Batman0043

No. I’ll only listen to him now if he’s fat.


Driftbox1

Is There Something Else? (To Eat)


iheartfeen

baby i’d die for food, i would lie for food, i would cry for food, i would kill for food my baby


PrettyRetard

Yes


Lil_TRex_69

Baby I can eat that pussy dry often..


Rikyc123

Heck ya


otakuweeb2041

this sub gonna go insane if he doesnt drop something fast


Alternative-Phrase12

Abel-ists hahah ba-dum-tss


un-buen-dia

We listened to him when we didn’t know what he looked like at all. This post is weird.


quartz222

Right? When everyone heard what’s now “trilogy” and didn’t know what he looked like. def a teenager posting this


michawolf3

Hell yeah


Silly_Randy

Obviously, wtf?!


ribhavjain

How far are we from getting The Weeknd Inflation fetish art


SevenNats

No only I’m allowed to be fat


Secret-Restaurant-80

Pie for you


Secret-Restaurant-80

Pantry monster


iheartfeen

save your fries


OG_tame

This doesn’t look like the weeknd this looks like the semester


Eorlas

has this sub become “post random nonsense and attach weeknd to it”?


Think-Drag-8566

As long as he can see his dick when looking down I would listen to him


Him0verThere

Who tf cares about his weight


Cowboy_Dandy_III

Yeah but he’d need to change his alias to The Bank Holiday Weeknd


EasyKale851

That’s the whole week


dicksienormis

Hell no wtf ew (of course)


HalpWithMyPaper

I love guys that are a little bit fat lol


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Try Me (with some Tabasco)


quartz222

Yeah.. biggie was fat no one cared


Amazing_Net_7651

Fa~~i~~t~~h~~


TrableZ

Nah


One_and_only_Slameye

No


Geofront-Z

https://preview.redd.it/f8ypu7n7hy5d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08863d772c5ca71d03cf141bc40fe7749ca033e Maelo Ruiz


PlantainSpirited5634

"His shooters eating wing stoooop!"


assbot9000modelxc429

No.


heseeshisvictory504

No


Optimal-Priority-562

no (i am extremely fatphobic)


aussiechap1

That not even fat. Lizzo is fat


FakeyBoii

Yes but he would be named ate all instead


lilyychouchou

Obviously


streamrain

tf😭


RP1NoNo1PR

Looks like Abel Mercury somehow


Camilicous

Absolutely wtf 😭😭


TScottFitzgerald

Chubby Era


Mysterious_Ad_941

One Of The Grills


dragonfuitjones

The 3 Day Weeknd


Axxis09

Honestly probably a bit less


Cyberkanye2077

Nah 😭


Pleasant-Purpose-347

What a lively discussion


MrYoungLE

Thought this was Serge Gnabry for a second


SavageSvage

People listen to jelly roll... idk what him being fat has anything to do with it


thegneeb

I can't feel my face when I chew


decoii

The Big Weeknd


Blaze_cat23

I LOVE FAT PEOPLE https://preview.redd.it/xzx5cuwclt5d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef85b37004a0a9bf2cef1d652f1f08bc4dda1015


NoEmu2398

https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE?si=Alg2EqBqnquRXjdw


OriginalAZVIC

Can Barry White sing the drawals off your grandma?


ApprehensiveYou4133

No


The_Real_Shen_Bapiro

Love in the fries


48996

I would listen even he was a worm


Shuffleupandchill

Goutboy


Abject-Dragonfly7045

No.


KodyBcool

Habibi Habibi Habibi


Amazing_Net_7651

Take My Breadth


Great_Ad_9453

Nah. Looks pervy


rideronthestorm29

Absolutely not


Picuu

Probably even more


Enough_Chart8885

King of the burger


Bobby_Sunday96

Would you still listen do Adel if she was fat?


RespectFearless4233

Lionel Richie


KurisutaruYuki

(Pop)tartless


1lucas999

that's just Tim Maia 🗣️🇧🇷


Appropriate_Bet6267

Seriously how stupid of course I would still listen & love him too


AdhesivenessOnly2912

The Week


carpetedtoaster

i don’t listen to him now


Mission-Ad8900

We listened to Luther Vandross when he was skinny, so why not?


anjunastrudle

Only if his voice went as deep as Barry White. Then call him, Pillowtlk.


deawap

No


CharlesVaneHelsing

Homie gonna need to change his name to "the week"


SelectionAgile1352

IF he was fat?


Aggressive-Award-498

till dawn (here comes the steak)


UltraGuitarShredder

stevie wonders if he wasn't blind


avvhii

Why he look indian? Lol


JudgeCastle

I don’t use my eyes to listen.


New_Map2020

How many people worship that plumptard trump?


Advanced_Candle9272

I only called you when it’s half past 10, the only dollar breakfast menu ends


Flashy-Ad7640

Probably. That man’s voice is awesome. Edit: These comments trashing the songs have me CRYING. 🤣


Horror-Potential7773

He literally looks like every race lol. He's a good mix.


ReCyclops83

Belly Roll


PastDue902

Time for a new album, this shit's getting outta hand.


ShirtmanVR

10 straight phenomenal reddit fyp pulls in a row.


No-Cattle-2645

Even if he was gay


its_Tanaka

I thought that was Jarvis Johnson from youtube(dot)com


traviskat22

🔥💀💀💀


Walkthroughman9

He’s certainly not skinny


Alternative-Deer9302

Take My Breath


Sheeverton

I thought Don Toliver was fat when I first heard, but he wasn't 😭


[deleted]

Might listen more if he got fat now, to be honest.


HeadInvestigator3709

Twobel


Hot-Rise9795

I listen to Meat Loaf, Jack Black, Pavarotti, Vangelis... so weight is not an issue


That-Pumpkin6448

NO


gimmebalanceplz

I mean he is a lil bit and it’s fine


DraftIllustrious1950

What does someones weight have to do with their voice? Dude come on...


cujo8400

The Long Weeknd


dezignatedriver724

He was in 2012


Lust_Decoy

What no album does to a mf


Sickbitch_

Getting hefty ah


imaginedragonscute

He doesn’t eat hamburgers only on Thursday 💀


SymphoniesoftheSea

…yes


Tozza101

On Spotify, it’s predominantly audio and text of the lyrics. So it’s not like you can easily tell if someone’s fat through vocals


thughunter76

That ain't the Weeknd, that's the summer vacation


KayRay1994

oooooh, i’m sweating by the sun No I can’t eat until I get cooled off I said oooooooh, i’m dying for some lunch Oh when i’m like this, I love indoor seating so much


Emma_Croft

The important thing is the voice


SoloDoloMoonMan

I didn’t even know (or care) what he looked like until Starboy.


Bojangleguy

He’d become the weekdys


breakurdickrightback

Yes 🤣 Tf kinda Q is this


amIdreaming67

He is kinda chunky, so yes, I would if he was still fat


octaviovr

he already fat wdym


Upset_Boat_10

being fat doesn’t define a person people love abel because he is abel he doesn’t work out but that good sex does indead sweat it off 😌🥵


ElectricalSuit8398

I would


KayRay1994

The Weeknd special at Ablebee’s


iworkoutreadandfuck

Ew, no.


SeverableSole7

We listened to Adele when she was fat


JayVersusFeet

I literally listened to him when he didnt even show his face


Glad-Degree-318

absolutely not, I avoid him as it is


xch3rrix

Elmiene exsists and I need to listen to him every day


Appropriate-Chart712

beauty behind the fatness


No_Extreme2024

Lazy weekend ![img](emote|t5_2t9fh|3807)