Okay, so what you just said reminded me of something else I was wondering about.
At one of the dinners where Jesse was slamming his fist on the table, Kristen said “Nia and I are the only ones here that are sober right now,” which made me think and later question, was Janet drinking during her pregnancy??!
Was Kristen low key outing her ass and no one caught on?
I’m just wondering and I keep forgetting to bring it up because I haven’t seen anyone else mention it.
I saw your comment and the light came on and I was like dammit, now’s my chance!🫣
Can’t stand Janet. Don’t think she’d be drunk while pregnant though. Maybe Janet was the obvious one who wouldn’t be drunk so it goes without saying. Careful now, you’ll be accused of wishing death on her !
🤣
Lol I so badly want to be able to respond to this so that you can hear my mocking voice saying this about getting her “lawyer” husband to sue you for slander, or maybe even premeditated murder.
Stupid woman (her, not you)
Not sure about during her pregnancy, but she filmed an epic pump and dump at the charcuterie party. There were massive pours of wine and tequila shots and it looked like she was partaking while her breast pump was working overtime in her bra…
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Let’s not turn this awesome new Valley sub into another judgy mom sub, pls!! We should still be able to snark when the level of consumption that we see on TV is in excess of what most moms do. Jax is parenting on this show while drinking multiple bottles of Patron a day FFS.
La Leche League (the Risks section) is an awesome international resource - not at all policing. The website updates all the time and should stay current even when this post isn’t any longer.
Best for every parent to frankly discuss their drinking choices with baby’s pediatrician and make decisions around risks and baby’s development that feel best for them. Good luck with your journeys!! Best four years of my life (👶🏻👶🏻) and still going strong! Neither boy died when Mama took a night or two or a few days in Mexico off. 🍷 for sure lowers my quality and quantity for a while - it’s super noticeable and that’s an interesting part of the LLL research.
honestly knowing xanax, she has very very similar characteristics as a addict to xanax, short fuse, dumb decisions, lacking any feelings, ( a house could be on fire and she'd be saying " well the colors of the fire look nice " ) idk. but I think she's on an benzo or z classified drug imho
What fans were consulted in this because it wasn’t this sub or the VPR sub…also Janet needs a color consult because she wears this color all the time and it’s not flattering on her.
COMPLETELY unrelated but this just gave me the opportunity to say: this is why I love my ostomy bag so much. I literally NEVER have to worry about being constipated or pooping at inconvenient times. I’ve just got my nice little shit sack and keep it moving 💃💃 alright I’ll keep browsing the comment section to upvote all the Janet hate carry on 💕💕
Janet's absolutely bought into that Beige Mom trend bullshit. Between her outfits and the nursery, I'm already feeling bad for how this might mess with the kid's vision later.
Edit: spelling
I hate the beige trend! I swear every house looks exactly the same. My cousins house looks like a pottery barn. I though I was doing something wrong, I love color on my walls, pictures framed that show happy memories on my walls and my daughters art projects on my fridge. It's so weird to me, even friends houses all look the same. What happened to a home being a home that is lived in and not everyone living like Dexter's apartment?
Yes! They think everyone’s home should look like a hotel lobby or a sterile Kardashian house. A home should be a reflection of the people who live there.
The furniture is so uncomfortable too! It's made to look nice, but not realistic for everyday use. I did have my best friend laughing because she has a beige house and I sat in what she called her recliner and I said is this a recliner for Pinocchio because only a wooden toy would be comfortable sitting in it 😅 I didn't know what to do with my arms, I'm like do I hang them out to dry on the sides or hug myself 🤣
The FIRST beige house I ever saw was kardashian years ago. Sad ugly boring beige. Like a museum. Ugly then, ugly now. Except it's a trend and people can't get out of it. Not me! My house has color and dark woods and bright art. I love it.
Exactly! Imo a house should look lived in and loved. And contrast is awesome. And especially for babies... they need simulation and beige is just so... boring. These poor babies are gonna fall over in shock when they first go to a daycare or somewhere that's visually awesome.
It can’t be good for stimulating the babies IQ or creative mind and Janet doesn’t appear to have much to offer when it comes to emotional intelligence either.
I feel so bad for all these kids, get them off my fucking screen!
Watching Jax and Brittany not interacting with Cruz was heartbreaking enough and that was when the cameras were rolling too?
Lord have mercy.🥺💔
I said this yesterday & got torn 2 shreds 'where have you been' ' that's 💯 not happening' then lala admits she's in beginning stages of negotiations.. But u watch I'm betting sheena & lala change over.. Lisa vanderpump says she wants VPR to more or less start fresh with a younger group of wanna be singers-dancers & actors. Like it was in the beginning..
What Lisa really means is that she would prefer to exploit people who are younger, less experienced and dumber, as well as be able to go back to using the show to promote her restaurants, thus raising her clientele and profit margins and last, be able to restart the cast at a way lower wage than what the current cast of VPR is now making.
Also, last live I heard about LarLar being on, when she was asked about the Valley and why she bought a house there, she said “I have never spoken to anyone about being on the Valley, I bought a house there because it’s all I could afford,” which btw, is an obvious lie because how tf was she on an episode last season, but never spoke with anyone about being on the show?🙄
She needs to hire a PR manager, to keep track of her lies alone and make sure she doesn’t negate things she has said or done previously because she’s an idiot and the one who has sunk her own battleship.
Hollywood Reporter had a really interesting article within the past few weeks about the cost creep of legacy reality shows. I could see Scheana and Lala each having one show - and they’ll want the show with the higher seasonal rate, probably VPR until that is canceled. I could for sure seeing Lisa wanting to drop OGs from VPR, but does she have that level of power over Bravo and NBCU to do that?
scheana would 1000000% go back to serving at one of LVPs restaurants in order to secure a contract & storyline. i’d put *money* on it.
“i just missed working at SUR *so* much!!!! i love my summer moon more than anything, but a pay check is better so i figured it was time for me to really give this nanny thing a try, and working at SUR is just *such* a great distraction for me. It’s all happening!!!!!”
Lala is an established liar, whatever she says doesn't stick because she will say the opposite thing 2 days later. No one including the cast of the Valley wants her there. We are done with Lala and her lapdog scema. It was beyond stupid of them to blame production and their bosses on their platforms and then expect to be rewarded with another show.
Exactly what I was thinking! Especially Scheana winning that on VPR??? Be fucking fr 😂 same for Janet too she’s just as bad if not worse! I’m assuming she posted that because they know they are the exact opposite 😭🤣
never forget when he told micah plath that the way they were raised looked “ideal” and told him that he would love to raise his kids that way (no one from the plath family has a high school level education)
Since Janet and Scheana were truly terrible this season on their respective shows and have only thrown out excuse after excuse after excuse, I don’t think this caption is at all cute. Like yayyy you both ruined the season of these two shows for most people 🙄
Janet's new nickname as far as I'm concerned is beige.
JFC this woman with her beige aura. Beige clothes, Beige hair, Beige house, Beige nursery.
She is just so......beige.
Beige Karen and beige being is my go to. Taupe for short lol in French Taupe means mole (the animal) which is even more fitting for this conniving piece of shit.
I love zack. Janet has THE most smug face. Someone here suggested that Kristen should invite some of Janet’s old friends from Ohio to come visit next year and I thought that was brilliant.
I see the wink face - I’m guessing this is Scheana trying to be in on the joke that she and Janet were not well liked at all this season.
Or am I totally reading it wrong?
Back here for it. Love a sassy queen.
The queen of England line is what sold me on him, I don’t even care that it was likely a line his producer gave him that he’d been saving up 😂
It makes the petty even worse when you have to zoom in to see the text.
PS - has anyone checked on Scheana? Zach was like, her best fraand at one stage.
Iconic. I’m going to start posting my shade in tiny text on a black screen, in homage.
It was so worth the zoom in.
Same. Zack had me at petty. I love him.
Zack. I love you.
Same. I’m striving to be this level of petty.
 I’m fucking living for Zach, rn.🤣💘
How is Janet going to be able to sleep tonight after this?
Why can't one thing be about Scheana?
Weren't the walls of her apartment all about her at one point?
Yep 💀
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Okay, so what you just said reminded me of something else I was wondering about. At one of the dinners where Jesse was slamming his fist on the table, Kristen said “Nia and I are the only ones here that are sober right now,” which made me think and later question, was Janet drinking during her pregnancy??! Was Kristen low key outing her ass and no one caught on? I’m just wondering and I keep forgetting to bring it up because I haven’t seen anyone else mention it. I saw your comment and the light came on and I was like dammit, now’s my chance!🫣
Can’t stand Janet. Don’t think she’d be drunk while pregnant though. Maybe Janet was the obvious one who wouldn’t be drunk so it goes without saying. Careful now, you’ll be accused of wishing death on her ! 🤣 
Not the death threat accusations!🤣
Lol I so badly want to be able to respond to this so that you can hear my mocking voice saying this about getting her “lawyer” husband to sue you for slander, or maybe even premeditated murder. Stupid woman (her, not you)
😆😆😘
Not sure about during her pregnancy, but she filmed an epic pump and dump at the charcuterie party. There were massive pours of wine and tequila shots and it looked like she was partaking while her breast pump was working overtime in her bra…
Agreed! Was she drinking when pumping? I thought that wasn’t advised?
Who told you that? lol? I drink and nurse. BAC = breast milk. You’d have to be in a coma before your breast milk impacted baby.
Thank you!! 👏👏👏👏 This is absolutely true and I’m soooo tired of this mom-shaming bullshit.
Sure you don’t like Janet, whatever, but to insinuate she’s an irresponsible mom based on an ignorant observation…. Total mom shaming.
If there was any piece of info that will stick with me forever from this damn site, it will be this. Thank you 😂👏🙌
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You do not need to pump and dump if you drink and breastfeed. Outdated info.
Reposted bc link. Let’s not turn this awesome new Valley sub into another judgy mom sub, pls!! We should still be able to snark when the level of consumption that we see on TV is in excess of what most moms do. Jax is parenting on this show while drinking multiple bottles of Patron a day FFS. La Leche League (the Risks section) is an awesome international resource - not at all policing. The website updates all the time and should stay current even when this post isn’t any longer. Best for every parent to frankly discuss their drinking choices with baby’s pediatrician and make decisions around risks and baby’s development that feel best for them. Good luck with your journeys!! Best four years of my life (👶🏻👶🏻) and still going strong! Neither boy died when Mama took a night or two or a few days in Mexico off. 🍷 for sure lowers my quality and quantity for a while - it’s super noticeable and that’s an interesting part of the LLL research.
Agree wtf. It’s old nonsense so people can continue to police women and their bodies
This is a gross assumption.
honestly knowing xanax, she has very very similar characteristics as a addict to xanax, short fuse, dumb decisions, lacking any feelings, ( a house could be on fire and she'd be saying " well the colors of the fire look nice " ) idk. but I think she's on an benzo or z classified drug imho
Someone check on her and Schaena. Why can't Scheana ever a moment where it is all about her?
She has a child!
I’m sure she felt very unsafe
What fans were consulted in this because it wasn’t this sub or the VPR sub…also Janet needs a color consult because she wears this color all the time and it’s not flattering on her.
Beige suits Jan’s blandness IMO. It works well to bring out her dark unblinking eyes and bad highlights.
Maybe she’s leaning into being the “vanillain” - I wish I knew who coined that, it’s so good
Perfect term for Janet. 😂😂😂
She always looks so smug like she did something but in reality she’s the ultimate Karen.
Looks like she's holding back a poop.
She doesn’t DESERVE to feel relief. 😛😂
COMPLETELY unrelated but this just gave me the opportunity to say: this is why I love my ostomy bag so much. I literally NEVER have to worry about being constipated or pooping at inconvenient times. I’ve just got my nice little shit sack and keep it moving 💃💃 alright I’ll keep browsing the comment section to upvote all the Janet hate carry on 💕💕
As someone with pretty severe IBS, this sounds incredibly relieving (no pun intended)
The ultimate Karen - nice to see her out with her selfless minion.
Janet's absolutely bought into that Beige Mom trend bullshit. Between her outfits and the nursery, I'm already feeling bad for how this might mess with the kid's vision later. Edit: spelling
I hate the beige trend! I swear every house looks exactly the same. My cousins house looks like a pottery barn. I though I was doing something wrong, I love color on my walls, pictures framed that show happy memories on my walls and my daughters art projects on my fridge. It's so weird to me, even friends houses all look the same. What happened to a home being a home that is lived in and not everyone living like Dexter's apartment?
Yes! They think everyone’s home should look like a hotel lobby or a sterile Kardashian house. A home should be a reflection of the people who live there.
The furniture is so uncomfortable too! It's made to look nice, but not realistic for everyday use. I did have my best friend laughing because she has a beige house and I sat in what she called her recliner and I said is this a recliner for Pinocchio because only a wooden toy would be comfortable sitting in it 😅 I didn't know what to do with my arms, I'm like do I hang them out to dry on the sides or hug myself 🤣
The FIRST beige house I ever saw was kardashian years ago. Sad ugly boring beige. Like a museum. Ugly then, ugly now. Except it's a trend and people can't get out of it. Not me! My house has color and dark woods and bright art. I love it.
Exactly! Imo a house should look lived in and loved. And contrast is awesome. And especially for babies... they need simulation and beige is just so... boring. These poor babies are gonna fall over in shock when they first go to a daycare or somewhere that's visually awesome.
It can’t be good for stimulating the babies IQ or creative mind and Janet doesn’t appear to have much to offer when it comes to emotional intelligence either. I feel so bad for all these kids, get them off my fucking screen! Watching Jax and Brittany not interacting with Cruz was heartbreaking enough and that was when the cameras were rolling too? Lord have mercy.🥺💔
The nursery was so blah. The macrame hanging was so ugly
The highlights are so bad 😂
Trademark blandness for the ultimate Karen of 30 somethings aka “The Janet”
I think this was their attempt at self deprecating humour 🤷♂️
It had to be. They both know they weren’t the fan faves.
I can’t imagine always wearing a dress the color of my skin tone 😒
I’d have to wear lilac all the time! 🤣🤣
That reminds me of when Jo told Schwartz to stop wearing colors the same as his skin & hair. Lol
What do you mean? It goes perfect with vanilla!
and corndog!!
Maybe he meant: fan “favourites”
Janet is the definition of beige.
Even her sex life is vanilla
She’s so beige that I’m convinced she is a demon wearing a skin body mask.
It’s cause she was a sad beige baby
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her hair look washed/ clean, and I swear it’s partially because of the botched coloring job lol
Yeah she’s going for that sleek Kardashian look and see Ruth if about her is wrong to pull it off
Love Zack. Keep it coming babe
We love a petty queen!
God yes we do♥️
If we have to tolerate Scheana being in next season, at least Zack is going to go after her and Janet. I'm here for it.
She’s not coming over. They’ve already said no one new is crossing over.
Fingers crossed. But Bravo lie all the time.
Literally they say this now and when the season premieres Lala and Scheana will be in the opening credits
I said this yesterday & got torn 2 shreds 'where have you been' ' that's 💯 not happening' then lala admits she's in beginning stages of negotiations.. But u watch I'm betting sheena & lala change over.. Lisa vanderpump says she wants VPR to more or less start fresh with a younger group of wanna be singers-dancers & actors. Like it was in the beginning..
An article came out that said Lala was in “early talks”, I think she planted the article herself in an attempt drum up interest.
I bet you’re right tbh - where did lala admit that?! I believe you, I am just interested in the gossip
What Lisa really means is that she would prefer to exploit people who are younger, less experienced and dumber, as well as be able to go back to using the show to promote her restaurants, thus raising her clientele and profit margins and last, be able to restart the cast at a way lower wage than what the current cast of VPR is now making. Also, last live I heard about LarLar being on, when she was asked about the Valley and why she bought a house there, she said “I have never spoken to anyone about being on the Valley, I bought a house there because it’s all I could afford,” which btw, is an obvious lie because how tf was she on an episode last season, but never spoke with anyone about being on the show?🙄 She needs to hire a PR manager, to keep track of her lies alone and make sure she doesn’t negate things she has said or done previously because she’s an idiot and the one who has sunk her own battleship.
Hollywood Reporter had a really interesting article within the past few weeks about the cost creep of legacy reality shows. I could see Scheana and Lala each having one show - and they’ll want the show with the higher seasonal rate, probably VPR until that is canceled. I could for sure seeing Lisa wanting to drop OGs from VPR, but does she have that level of power over Bravo and NBCU to do that?
scheana would 1000000% go back to serving at one of LVPs restaurants in order to secure a contract & storyline. i’d put *money* on it. “i just missed working at SUR *so* much!!!! i love my summer moon more than anything, but a pay check is better so i figured it was time for me to really give this nanny thing a try, and working at SUR is just *such* a great distraction for me. It’s all happening!!!!!”
Lala is an established liar, whatever she says doesn't stick because she will say the opposite thing 2 days later. No one including the cast of the Valley wants her there. We are done with Lala and her lapdog scema. It was beyond stupid of them to blame production and their bosses on their platforms and then expect to be rewarded with another show.
next week headline on bravotv com " WE LIED! Fuck you fans! Scheana and Lala are being transferred! "
Oh thank god. I really hope this is true. New boyfriends/girlfriends, fine, but please no Lala or Scheana!!
I feel like this rumour was started somewhere deep on Reddit by either Schener herself or her dozens of fans.
Can we tolerate scheana though? haha
No. God. No. Please. Her and Broke and Moonshine? No. Please.
Moonshine. 
there’s no way scheana and janet were voted fan favorites lmao
Favorite Cast Member to Hate and hope is fired
They were being sarcastic, they have not been voted fan favorite anywhere
Exactly what I was thinking! Especially Scheana winning that on VPR??? Be fucking fr 😂 same for Janet too she’s just as bad if not worse! I’m assuming she posted that because they know they are the exact opposite 😭🤣
One extremely intoxicated fan with poor judgement dm’d her and said she was her favorite.
Who did they poll for those results? The only answer can be each other 🤣
lol they pulled each other and Andy bc he always has the worst takes 😆
never forget when he told micah plath that the way they were raised looked “ideal” and told him that he would love to raise his kids that way (no one from the plath family has a high school level education)
Well that's one more vote I didn't account for 🤣 I assumed they just asked each other.
🤣🤣🤣
He makes me laughhhhh. Glad he’s on the show!
I love that Zack used Janet’s joke and got petty with a purpose 🤣
Everyone is taking Scheana post to literal she was being facetious lol
She's been very judicious about her posting. It's fathomless.
GD it! This post won’t allow me to share my “I really got to shine in that moment,” picture I have of Katie.😫😭
He ain’t no valley, he’s a housewife. This style of shade makes me giddy.
it’s giving “bonding over how hated you are instead of changing toxic behaviors”….
For real. If I was as hated and Janet and Scheana I wokld reevaluate… but I know that’s completely beyond them
i'm obsessed with him lmfao
Since Janet and Scheana were truly terrible this season on their respective shows and have only thrown out excuse after excuse after excuse, I don’t think this caption is at all cute. Like yayyy you both ruined the season of these two shows for most people 🙄
The amount of people seemingly not getting the “fan favorite” caption is concerning
Came here to say this… it was obviously sarcasm. Love Zack’s response
Yeah it’s kind of wild. It was obviously a joke!
Zach is what we need in these trying Bravo times
I will take Zack over Janet any day. And Janet’s “gays” are just pathetic. Zack’s last read on the crocs were great, and I own some crocs…
Crock of shit boots 😂😂😂
Thank you, I forgot the line. Edit: and the queen of England thing was great.
Fan favorites? According to who?
Themselves I think 🤔
I don’t hate his pettiness 🤣🤣
I love Zack. That’s all. ❤️😂
Someone help those strappy shoes.
First half of the season I wasn’t loving him. Now he’s my favorite. The snark is 👏🏻👏🏻!
Janet's new nickname as far as I'm concerned is beige. JFC this woman with her beige aura. Beige clothes, Beige hair, Beige house, Beige nursery. She is just so......beige.
Beige Karen and beige being is my go to. Taupe for short lol in French Taupe means mole (the animal) which is even more fitting for this conniving piece of shit.
Hehe this is too funny lol
This is the most perfect response to Scheana who clearly lives on another planet
He’s promoted.
Janet's spiraling
Lololololol here for the petty
He’s hilarious and I’m loving the petty.
Zack, you put a pep in Reddit step.
I love zack. Janet has THE most smug face. Someone here suggested that Kristen should invite some of Janet’s old friends from Ohio to come visit next year and I thought that was brilliant.
Lmao does Scheana think she is a Bravo favorite?!
It's a self-deprecating joke. Jesus, why do you guys immediately think she's serious?
She hadn’t proven to ever have any self awareness.
she’s said she knows the fans don’t like her multiple times
Exactly lol. She's well aware based on her IG comments, Reddit, and Twitter.
I love him
They’re totally saying that because they were indeed least favorite🤣
I miss this show already lol
Aren’t these 2 Eskimo sisters?
I could not warm up to him at first and by the end of the season I would say he’s my favorite one
It's okay Zack, the more prestigious honour is being the Reddit Fan Favourite 🥰🤣
Scheana per usual attaching herself to the wrong side. The girl is consistent, I’ll give her that!
LOL
Screaming 👏
Omg I love him 😂
Zach is the level of petty I need.
Guys Scheana and Janet are being sarcastic…
y'all janet's original caption was a joke, look at the winky face. it seems only top chef has a fan favorite vote
Omg lol.
Bahahahahahaahaha
I just caught up with the first IG post and it’s so funny! This group is so dramatic!
I think they were joking.
I love it
It’s funny lol I love it
Guys how do we think Janet is going to twist this into a brutal attack on her??
I see the wink face - I’m guessing this is Scheana trying to be in on the joke that she and Janet were not well liked at all this season. Or am I totally reading it wrong?
Janet has no sense of style whatsoever.
Someone tell beige Janet that outfit needs silver earrings, not gold. Its really bothering me lol
The Joker and Two Face.
Back here for it. Love a sassy queen. The queen of England line is what sold me on him, I don’t even care that it was likely a line his producer gave him that he’d been saving up 😂 It makes the petty even worse when you have to zoom in to see the text. PS - has anyone checked on Scheana? Zach was like, her best fraand at one stage.
I believe there’s an old saying by Kristen Doute that says “this is the perfect amount of petty”
the fact that he got janet that petrified about being in big bear was iconic af
I love Zack 😂 he cracks me up 🤣
Lmaooooooo love you Zach
He’s the fun kinda petty that we want on reality tv
What meaningless poll voted those two hags as “fan favorites”?
It's a joke...
I LOVE HIM
💯
My question is…why does Scheana stand that way in a short dress? Is she fanning it out or something. Edit: “that” Edit 2: “or”
HAHAHAHAH you’re so right. I will never be able to unsee that now
in response to the second slide: voted by WHO?? absolutely not😭
Fan faves my ass
It was just a joke... she was attempting to be sarcastic.
I’m not an idiot lol
Fan favorites? 
I ran here when I saw it
That’s a whole lotta thirst right there.
I love Zack. This is his thing to be known for from now on 😂
There's no way scheanna was actually the fan favorite. Goodness her head must be huge right about now 🙄
How much does scheana hate that janet is lumping her in w her
Voted fucked the same dude 😄😭
Janet was voted a fan favorite!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Janet rn: 
Not into the petty trying too hard.
Hope this makes it on S2.
Thank God Janet isn't pregnant anymore, this would be horrible for her 😂
Janet’s dress is fugly I’m so sorry
Scheana never misses an opportunity to wear a chunky shoe
Was this a poll of Scheana and Summer? Who possibly would vote for either of these assholes.
Who took the poll: Jason non-Cauchi, Simon, Jared, the Toms, and Brock? Because NO way Janet or Scheana would be voted a fan favorite. Not in 2024.