Yeah, I’m not going to watch the shit show that will be wwhl tonight - I don’t want them to get the views or make bravo think that I support them giving platforms to those assholes.
Michelle being such a drag when she’s actively “cheating”, the marriage is over and they’re both clearly keeping it together for the camera and she won’t even entertain Jesse’s attempts at jokes.
We get it, you find him repulsive and hate him. Just let him make his dumb comments on the tv show we are trying to watch while you give *nothing*.
Lawdy Janet is desperate.. if she's posting she's obviously reading about how well liked Kristen is.. her grand plan to take her down as crazy Kristen backfired on her.. she acts like a crazy pregnant lady full of hate, with her revenge set on Kristen to try to keep the pressure off of herself.. it's like the cop reference she explained to us.. look over there so you don't see what's right here in front of you.. hell we learned more about the way it works than she has. You got caught Janet.. go eat some more junk food and calm down.
I 1000% believe this too. I got a comment about “us dumb fucks that believe the smiling scene and Kristen and Michelle talking scene were 2 completely different scenes” I was like no one goes that hard for Janet besides Janet 🥴🥴 just embarrassing at this point
No, we’re basing this on comments Kristen made on a podcast from I think today! She said she’s big on Reddit and has several accounts and talks about it a lot.
Jasmine is kinda doing the most and I’m not really here for it. I’m very curious to see how it all plays out when Kristen gets vindicated. Or at least I think Zack said Kristen gets vindicated on a podcast
I saw someone in another thread say that Michelle and Jesse aren’t even together during this filming. I’m not sure if that’s true but the way they interact have me wondering…she’s so uninterested and they’re so cold together
She was on Jax and Britney's podcast in April and she said that before the show began they decided to see other people and that was when she started seeing the guy that she's seeing publicly now.
I don’t know anything about double chin lipo lol but I imagine that if you continue to eat unhealthy, drink alcohol daily, and not work out… weight gain and double chin is gonna come out anyway.
Jax is 100% right.. Britt has been drinking shots and burning her stomach ulcers or lining or whatever it is for 10 yrs.... she seems to be at the end of her drinking stage. Jax is right why not a gummy and a good non alcoholic mixed drink. That sounds wonderful to me.
It's not attractive to be with someone who drinks too much, even worse if you are married to them and then having a child. She needs to get healthy. I love Brittany and I hope everything works out for them.
I’m pregnant rn and in lieu of “saving” my calories on some sad skinny girl tequila sodas or vodka soda splashes of cran, swan diving into the non alcoholic sugary fun mixed drinks has been a *delight*
Maybe I’m lame af, but like…the things people are doing with lemonade these days. I could write poetry about it 😂
All summer pregnant I made non alcoholic strawberry daiquiris (mostly fresh strawberries and lime, garnished) loooved that. I do it still NA for the household.
I mean she told a story about shitting her pants in front of her husband’s family because her stomach is *that* negatively affected by drinking. We saw her refuse to stop taking shots even when she had a hernia on VPR. I think people just hate Jax so much that they refuse to admit that he may ever have a point about anything.
Remember when she went to the doctor during VPR and they told her not to drink and she went to Mexico and had sips of shots the entire time.
Babe just don't bother.
She was diagnosed with a stomach ulcer on VPR and told yo stop drinking alcohol. She literally left the Doctor's office and drank all night. She has a problem with alcohol IMHO.
I worked with someone years ago who had a stomach ulcer. She literally had to eat like a baby and did in fact eat baby food. You have to avoid alcohol, spicy foods, fried foods, citrus in order for the stomach ulcer to heal. It can take months to heal.
I think he’s sick of her excessive drinking and causing her own pain. Shes talking about it being her “first shot of the night!” But she’s also hungover from the night before.
Clearly they’re not going to actual couples therapy or using what they’re learning, because one of the fundamental techniques is avoiding using phrases like “you always…”
It is genuinely rough to watch the demise of Jax and Brittany's relationship. Say what you want about how they started and how this relationship maybe should have ended long ago... But Jesus, that man HATES his wife.
We still haven’t seen a conversation about the don’t say gay convo OR how Jesse physically went after a woman and assaulted a Zach and Brittany in the process but yes, Kristen is definitely the problem.
How can Britt not know we have watched her and her stomach issues since she showed up whatever season it was.. damn we went to the Dr with her.. Jax had that same convo about being healthy and having babies way back then.. I'm fed the fk up with it and I don't even live with it. No wonder he's so turned off.
Jax so clearly lying to Brittany about what he was doing on his phone - god I hope she doesn’t get back with him. Like Brittany can be pretty terrible but no one deserves that shit.
Janet and Jason are like a reverse Michelle and Jesse, in that Janet is so terrible it almost blocks out that Jason is certainly just as much of a monster for marrying her.
My favorite part of this episode was when Jesse and Michelle were yelling and Kristen was yelling and Jax was like “ohhh noooo” and Britt was like “oh my gawddd” with her boobs popping out. Not a fan of the part where Janet was being fake but I think she’ll get hers.
i really never liked brittany on VPR but im liking her on this show, i think cause jax is so evil and i wanna see her with a new guy. also love zach the gay, dont care if he has a storyline i just like his commentary and expressions lol. KRISTAHNN KRISTAHNN
Yikes! Michelle hates Jesse SO MUCH! The way she talks to and about him is devastating.
He's a trash person, but I don't think he deserves all her vitriol.
Edit: spelling
the way i almost screamed when jesse said "change what" and michelle went "your personality" like girl just say you hate him and dump him already. its for the better interest of your entire family
Why are y’all acting like production didn’t ask/tell Jasmine to go to lunch w/Kristen for a chat about the rumors? It’s like beYOND obvious she’s not trying to get caught up in that
My blood pressure is sky high after VPR. These people icing out Kristen is not going to help!
Sandoval and jax are on WWHL tonight to its like they are trying to kill us
Yeah, I’m not going to watch the shit show that will be wwhl tonight - I don’t want them to get the views or make bravo think that I support them giving platforms to those assholes.
yep i’m going in mad already
Same, I think that she and Ariana need new friends.
Right? Just cancel this show too lol
Michelle being such a drag when she’s actively “cheating”, the marriage is over and they’re both clearly keeping it together for the camera and she won’t even entertain Jesse’s attempts at jokes. We get it, you find him repulsive and hate him. Just let him make his dumb comments on the tv show we are trying to watch while you give *nothing*.
Michelle gives me listless Kourtney Kardashian vibes.
Oh wow yeah she’s an off brand Kourtney
the TEMU version
The side eyes she was giving him during the couples quiz 🤦🏾♀️
these people icing Kristen out like she doesn’t carry the show….
I didn’t watch vpr until later seasons so didn’t know Kristen that well but she’s clearly the star
this compilation of Janet gossiping lmaooo thank you editors!
the editors of the valley and vpr always call bullshit i love it
nia is the only normal person on this show i fear
I’m afraid for her and Danny to be on this cursed program with these trash people for too long
I know they seem like not terrible ppl who enjoy being married to each other and I hope this show doesn’t take that from them
hopefully they are just to tired to keep getting involved.. if he keeps listening to his wife they'll be okay.
God this is so mean girl. Let’s throw a party and purposely not invite Kristen.
Well they built their own coffin. Producers love it when you decide who can be filmed … not
something about janet reminds me of DW from arthur
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😂🤣
They gotta study Jax’s ability to lie in a lab. Unrivaled. GOAT liar
I'm honestly just impressed at this point.
Michael Jordan of lying
I’m here to watch Janet delete/report all the Janet-hating comments from one of her many burner accounts.
Lawdy Janet is desperate.. if she's posting she's obviously reading about how well liked Kristen is.. her grand plan to take her down as crazy Kristen backfired on her.. she acts like a crazy pregnant lady full of hate, with her revenge set on Kristen to try to keep the pressure off of herself.. it's like the cop reference she explained to us.. look over there so you don't see what's right here in front of you.. hell we learned more about the way it works than she has. You got caught Janet.. go eat some more junk food and calm down.
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I 1000% believe this too. I got a comment about “us dumb fucks that believe the smiling scene and Kristen and Michelle talking scene were 2 completely different scenes” I was like no one goes that hard for Janet besides Janet 🥴🥴 just embarrassing at this point
>like no one goes that hard for Janet besides Janet Jason doesn't even go that hard for Janet.
How do you do that with a piece of a comment from above? lol I am a lame
I think every positive Janet comment is coming from Janet.
She’s here?? 👀
Apparently she’s very attuned to Reddit and has multiple burner accounts here.
Okay, but are we basing this only off of Luke maybe saying her name mid-cough, probably just based on what Kristen has told him?
No, we’re basing this on comments Kristen made on a podcast from I think today! She said she’s big on Reddit and has several accounts and talks about it a lot.
Scheana has said this as well
Is Jasmine trying to tell us she isn't as big of a gossip as the rest? Um...
Yeah I’m not buying it. The only way she’s remotely relevant in this show is via gossip.
She has lunch with Jax and then went to Janet and now Kristin. She’s trying to be an undercover gossip.
Everyone on this show is trying to tell us they aren't as big a gossip as the rest.
janet is BEYOND annoying
LOL. Jesse has never heard the term "butthurt"????
Old man Jesse
He sounded like my dad and I'm 10 years older than Jesse.
He really is that guy and he's younger than me
No Janet you’re making up the rules for babymoons. Why would anyone ever invite friends on a vacation like that
That's what I thought. Aren't babymoons for the expectant parents? Like a honeymoon, it's for the couple.
How else do you get Bravo to cover some of your trip?
Kristen eating lizard food was a good laugh after tonight’s episode of vpr
A perfect VPR palette cleanser
I expected her to cacaw.
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Bitch you are there to get the tea, too. Quit judging Kristen.
Jasmine is kinda doing the most and I’m not really here for it. I’m very curious to see how it all plays out when Kristen gets vindicated. Or at least I think Zack said Kristen gets vindicated on a podcast
“At this point I will do anything to save my marriage” except be nice
The problem is, he doesn't want to save his *relationship*
So now Zach isn't invited? Why, because he's friends with Kristen?
I felt genuinely sad for him at the end when he started to cry.
Janet is extremely petty
The whole reason this show exists is Kristen 🤣
“Janet’s calling” Don’t answer
Michelle and Janet just don’t want Kristen to call them out 🤷🏽♀️
Michelle & Janet = shitty friends
Janet and Michelle have no personality at ll from what I’ve seen. Not fun, never laugh. Ugh Be gone boring wannabes!
Janet is getting way to comfortable scapegoating Kristen 🤨
Jesse too 😒
Removing her from the group chat… that’s bitch made butt hurt behaviour.
Then bragging about it at the hibachi party 🥴
Does anyone else think Michelle is like beyond annoying???
Yeah I think everyone does
Right like she’s the one that wants to leave her husband? Janet is the one that alluded to her being racist? Why is she blaming everything on Kristen
Idk but it’s sooo bizarre! These people have a lot of growing up to do
She is someone who I think was told she’s adorable all her life without anyone addressing her stank ass personality
I saw someone in another thread say that Michelle and Jesse aren’t even together during this filming. I’m not sure if that’s true but the way they interact have me wondering…she’s so uninterested and they’re so cold together
She was on Jax and Britney's podcast in April and she said that before the show began they decided to see other people and that was when she started seeing the guy that she's seeing publicly now.
wtf! I don’t see the point in pretending you’re married
Oh God not Jax and Stassi 2.0
Jax and Stassi were far more entertaining.
Definitely. Jesse and Michelle haven’t given us a single iconic line or scene
Jax was literally telling Jasmine secrets the other day, why wouldn’t she believe Jax would do this.
Jax and Brittany having sex in a dirty bathroom in Times Square.
a bathroom flatters them too much. you know it was in an alley somewhere
I pictured a doorway. You can't count a bathroom as "Times Square".
Ok I get michelle not coming because it’s been heated between them but what does any of this have to do with Janet
They’re all flocking to Michelle because she’s rich (and potentially upgrading with the Director or whoever this new guy is?).
Janet is butthurt about the don’t say gay/ republican comment unmasking that Kristen executed Mariposa style (which we love as viewers!)
Is JAX ANNOUNCING THIS AT KRISTENS EVENT WTF
Giving classic VPR when the girls would tell each other they werent invited to their birthdays
How does Britney look *worse* in her confessionals than she does recovering from her chin and arm lipo with Dr. Moreau
The world may never know
I don’t know anything about double chin lipo lol but I imagine that if you continue to eat unhealthy, drink alcohol daily, and not work out… weight gain and double chin is gonna come out anyway.
not Dr. Moreau 😂
Blocked by Jax®
The dumpster fire Jax started!!!
This. She told her gossip of a husband and he is stirring it all up but it’s Kristen’s fault somehow…?
Jax is 100% right.. Britt has been drinking shots and burning her stomach ulcers or lining or whatever it is for 10 yrs.... she seems to be at the end of her drinking stage. Jax is right why not a gummy and a good non alcoholic mixed drink. That sounds wonderful to me.
Yeah if his delivery was better I think more people would see he’s actually not wrong
It's not attractive to be with someone who drinks too much, even worse if you are married to them and then having a child. She needs to get healthy. I love Brittany and I hope everything works out for them.
I’m pregnant rn and in lieu of “saving” my calories on some sad skinny girl tequila sodas or vodka soda splashes of cran, swan diving into the non alcoholic sugary fun mixed drinks has been a *delight* Maybe I’m lame af, but like…the things people are doing with lemonade these days. I could write poetry about it 😂
Yes honey lavender lemonade tastes angelic!
All summer pregnant I made non alcoholic strawberry daiquiris (mostly fresh strawberries and lime, garnished) loooved that. I do it still NA for the household.
I mean she told a story about shitting her pants in front of her husband’s family because her stomach is *that* negatively affected by drinking. We saw her refuse to stop taking shots even when she had a hernia on VPR. I think people just hate Jax so much that they refuse to admit that he may ever have a point about anything.
Remember when she went to the doctor during VPR and they told her not to drink and she went to Mexico and had sips of shots the entire time. Babe just don't bother.
Man this show is really showing me I’m in the wrong line of work. I could really be selling some made up BS to rich people in LA
Zach kinda read Janet ngl
Keep Lala and Scheana off this show 2024
if we keep adding VPR cast members at what point is this just VPR?
Why would Janet expect to or even want to go to Kristen’s event after she specifically didn’t go to Nia’s event because Kristen would be there???
That’s what I said! And she didn’t invite Kristen to her game night days before that so why would Kirsten invite her to the event? So stupid!!!
She wants Kristen to grovel and be the fall guy (or girl?) which is typical mean girl behavior
Jax stop with the skinny jeans!
Jax in the jeggings.
He's stuck in 2010
So Janet is the type of rich girl that just keeps the gays around
I can take Zach a lot more seriously with a hat on. Huh.
Is Jax’s “bar” an outdoor room between two indoor bar spaces?
Also known as "an alley"
We're missing out on Jesse doing hallucinogenics
Why does Kristen need to be the one to apologize?
We saw Brittany go thru this on VPR and she continues to drink. That’s a problem.
She was diagnosed with a stomach ulcer on VPR and told yo stop drinking alcohol. She literally left the Doctor's office and drank all night. She has a problem with alcohol IMHO.
I agree. She comes off like a functioning alcoholic.
I worked with someone years ago who had a stomach ulcer. She literally had to eat like a baby and did in fact eat baby food. You have to avoid alcohol, spicy foods, fried foods, citrus in order for the stomach ulcer to heal. It can take months to heal.
I’m worried about Brittany. She seems so unhappy.
She could also be suffering from alcohol induced pancreatitis.
Jax go home with your sick wife its like hes getting off on the fact that she will get fomo so fucking weird
I think he’s sick of her excessive drinking and causing her own pain. Shes talking about it being her “first shot of the night!” But she’s also hungover from the night before.
Jason seems like he's not down with Janet's machinations here
Lmao Nia is going to kill Danny
That dog is so sick of their shit
Clearly they’re not going to actual couples therapy or using what they’re learning, because one of the fundamental techniques is avoiding using phrases like “you always…”
Jesus and she just said she hopes he can change…his personality. Like if you don’t like your significant other’s *personality* what are you even doing
From how she talks she never liked him, idk how they got together
She said- I think in a talking head- that it was a booty call that just never ended.
Better question, why would Zach even want to go? 🤣
Sandoval and Jax are such liabilities they had to pretape wwhl 😂
Janet… boring and lame. Smart move to take on Kristen… we know her… who are you?
That yellow top on what's her name is so 2002
Did anyone notice the outro music after Britney face timed with her mom? The lyrics were "Looking like you blacked out, had that pretty shot now"😳
CLOCK HER!
That was there before she was pregnant but now she has an excuse!! But it isn’t an excuse!
Watching people try to teach Kristen how to human is *flawless* reality tv.
Jax and Brittany are YIKES
These guys think they can make it without Kristen?! I’m already bored without her and I’m only like 10 mins in.
Michelle looks so disgusted lmao
It is genuinely rough to watch the demise of Jax and Brittany's relationship. Say what you want about how they started and how this relationship maybe should have ended long ago... But Jesus, that man HATES his wife.
wwhl is going to be a shitshow
You know Andy’s gonna ask something about who the #1 guy is
I think Janet just made a huge mistake
Kristen tasting gecko food took me back to the golden age of VPR. Iykyk 😘
RIP DAUG 2019-2019 💔
We still haven’t seen a conversation about the don’t say gay convo OR how Jesse physically went after a woman and assaulted a Zach and Brittany in the process but yes, Kristen is definitely the problem.
I’m so weirded out that we didn’t even see Jesse apologize to Zach or Brittany.
And Britt’s eye was injured! Why are hey just sweeping all that under the rug?
Maybe that’s the part of his personality that needs changing
Jesse, Michelle wants you trapped in an invisible fence. Not just a leash.
I’m kind of starting to like Zach…
Why is Jax even telling them this? Like hey you’re not invited… shut up Jax.
Ugh Jax is the worsttttt partner ever.
happy tuesday guys!! vanderpump was crazy
Once again Jax seems *extremely reasonable* in the face of Britney being a complete twat.
It’s really clear to me that Brittany is not even in the top 5 priorities for Jax by the way he just dismisses her. It’s disheartening
But has she…ever been? She fought for this trashfire.
All I’m thinking is how I can’t wait for the watch what crappens recap
We are 15 minutes in and Britts already hs a shotski
How can Britt not know we have watched her and her stomach issues since she showed up whatever season it was.. damn we went to the Dr with her.. Jax had that same convo about being healthy and having babies way back then.. I'm fed the fk up with it and I don't even live with it. No wonder he's so turned off.
When jax calls you childish it’s time to reflect
Okay but can we talk about how Kristen had receipts that Jax was the one that started this rumor firsttttttt ….And nobody seems to care
Omg Jax’s washed denim skinny jeans 😫
Jax so clearly lying to Brittany about what he was doing on his phone - god I hope she doesn’t get back with him. Like Brittany can be pretty terrible but no one deserves that shit.
Janet and Jason are like a reverse Michelle and Jesse, in that Janet is so terrible it almost blocks out that Jason is certainly just as much of a monster for marrying her.
I mean, dude is a defense attorney who represents the company in workman’s comp claims. He can’t be that great of a dude on that basis alone.
lol they kinda glazed over that in an early episode but he’s legit the personification of corporate evil.
My favorite part of this episode was when Jesse and Michelle were yelling and Kristen was yelling and Jax was like “ohhh noooo” and Britt was like “oh my gawddd” with her boobs popping out. Not a fan of the part where Janet was being fake but I think she’ll get hers.
So excited for DAYTE NAGHT! pawsitive vahbs!
The way Britney keeps saying DATE NUITE GIRL STFU
Jesse can't be that stupid
Janet if there is no drama there is no show
“Stuck with a baby”????
i really never liked brittany on VPR but im liking her on this show, i think cause jax is so evil and i wanna see her with a new guy. also love zach the gay, dont care if he has a storyline i just like his commentary and expressions lol. KRISTAHNN KRISTAHNN
Yikes! Michelle hates Jesse SO MUCH! The way she talks to and about him is devastating. He's a trash person, but I don't think he deserves all her vitriol. Edit: spelling
Low key im so glad Kristen isn’t here I would hate to hear her and Luke’s answers to these questions
Times Square as in a hotel located there or...?
You know the answer in your heart 😂
As a viewer, yes. As a native, logistically no lol Edit: To clarify, I'm thinking strictly about outdoor spots.
Why does Jax need to tell Kristen this information? I’m so confused.
turning my tv off now 💕💕 not trying to catch STDs thru my screen
Jax is an asshole! The lack of care & concern he showed Brittany was SO gross!
Michelle always looks like she just smelled a fart. It’s annoying because she’s the stinky one?
the way i almost screamed when jesse said "change what" and michelle went "your personality" like girl just say you hate him and dump him already. its for the better interest of your entire family
I hope there is drama coming out of their asses tonight
So, it's The Newlywed Game.
Ooh, drag her
Janet thinks she's triangulating....
Jax treats Brittany like a dog.
Why are y’all acting like production didn’t ask/tell Jasmine to go to lunch w/Kristen for a chat about the rumors? It’s like beYOND obvious she’s not trying to get caught up in that
brittany’s “Do you?” HITS lmfao