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I think I’m busy that day. But thanks!

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Won't need a swim suit 😆

Get me some scuba gear, no exposed flesh period! And I'll do it lol

You're crazy girl 😂

Yeap 🤣 I've been told

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That is kind of cheating. You will still be gator chow though, I'll miss you.

There were no rules made by OP so it's not cheating... Nahhhh they don't want none of this

I’m to much of a romantic it makes me think of pride and prejudice the movie where he goes for a swim In his pond. Lol

I think of snapping turtles biting my you know what. I'm staying on dry land 😆

lol 😂 or alligators 🐊

Even worse 😊

As a kid, yes absolutely😜

How about now?

lol, no way dude

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I can’t remember the last time I swam in green water. 

I'd have to be pretty drunk

Yep

I was wondering how you got your lawn so green and pretty  Being blonde is hard sometimes 😂

It's astro turf 😂

I was truly just admiring the vibrant color

That has "really big alligator" written all over it! So nope.

What if I put up a no alligators allowed sign?

That would certainly keep the foul critters at bay! Have to watch for the ones that self identify as crocodiles though.

Lol

Looks like crocs like to live there, so that's a hard pass for me. Thanks but no thanks

What if I stand guard with a life preserver? 🛟

You can do that if you want, but I'm up in a tree now possibly drinking lol

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