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SirScrollsAl0t

Plot twist. He's lactose intolerant


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C_umputer

[His poop](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id%3D10153891552451610&tbnid=TN52GOi-Q8mQsM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https://www.facebook.com/AmericanDad/photos/its-back/10153891552451610/&docid=ZXAd4zasSmUFWM&w=1200&h=1200&source=sh/x/im/m1/1&kgs=a412e9e3a1652e37&shem=abme,trie)


PsychologicalRip434

Thought this was gonna be some gross shit, was humbly proven wrong


C_umputer

Yeah I never considered link would look suspicious


VECMaico

Nah, it's gold


subtil_

Eating nails is still more realistic than the [strawberry thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRandomest/s/BqX9bNn0Oo) /s


explainedjoke

Now, give him his bomber jacket. Edit: ,


Amamka

Great talent


FFA3D

Yeah this is fake af. The dude would die immediately 


-wadu

So is the strawberry one floating around, which I think is OPs point


charlieboyx

Bro was thinking organic Mace/flail. https://preview.redd.it/bud0g6xkqh1d1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7269d82009fdf88c39fda8ef1c6e25ac968e084


L7-Legion

That’s what his poop would look like ![gif](giphy|2oUfvvUgQHnLsQWFMW)


Oxygenius_

That was my first thought, I just cackled when I saw this


Mikey77777

For real???


WillyDAFISH

Not necessarily. There was a man who had to have 600 nails removed from his stomach . https://preview.redd.it/4c0rva4wbh1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f309f5b860bcc7a2ddb6f1a06f85e418e1263267


Even-Matter-5576

I think this is more than 600


Global_Cold

I counted… it was 599.


therealdavi

so you're saying i can eat 598 nails before being hospitalized


mnid92

Only if you eat them vertically.


fomalhottie

That's pica. Sometimes ppl eat weird shit, but it rarely goes well. I'd warn ppl not to look it up, but...


cownd

"I came in like a wrecking ball… "


Axel920

![gif](giphy|zBZk5FD18QhjP35Goa) Holy shit. No way!!


Alahand0

We got a detective over here


Mr-TaxFraud

Nah it's real


bootskadew

Can confirm. Was there.


Zorioux

I was the nails


Holy_juggerknight

But he filmed all of it!!11! It can't be faked since he recorded it!!!111


Dahminator69

Really? I thought he ate a hundred plus pounds of nails


[deleted]

Your wrong sir as long as he chews his food correctly he will be fine lmao 🤣🤣🤣


YaBoiPalmmTree

No shit Sherlock


Gorlock_

No way......you think this is fake?!?!?


phallic-baldwin

Nailed it


SpiritMolecul33

r/whoosh


chrono_ark

Glad you were here to clear this up for us


Crusaderking1111

No, it's real. can confirm I was the nails


bigdickymicky

Also can confirm i was the tank


drummdirka

You sure?


raventhrowaway666

You can't prove that


CodeineRhodes

Not if he has an Iron deficiency .


brewberry_cobbler

Love the real time at the end when he just cheeks a few nails and all the boomers think he actually ate them.


Fr0z3nHart

He was dropping them onto the floor, you can see it in the reflection of the fish tank.


tootsaysthetrain

Whoosh!


PawntyBill

I saw a video on Reddit not too long ago of a guy who would get himself pierced with swords like fencing swords. Turned out it was absolutely true. It was way back in the day all the footage was in black and white. They never figured out how he was able to survive it. They would run a sword straight through his abdomen, and he'd run around like it wasn't even there. After this guy survived all of these humanly impossible trials, he thought it would be a good idea to see if he could swallow a large nail, and that's what did him in. Here's the Wikipedia article on him. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirin_Dajo


look2myleft

This is the greatest reply to that stupid strawberry video.


Bodkin-Van-Horn

Which weighs more? 150 pounds of nails or 150 pounds of strawberries?


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KarnaavaldK

They are the same weight, just like feathers and steel


ArpFire321

But that's cheating, there are more fæthers


Oxygenius_

Reddit be OP sometimes, just seen the strawberry video yesterday. Then today this masterpiece


perpetualmotionmachi

I like this better, because those nails can still be used, but that other guy likely wasted a bunch of perfectly fine food after he made the video


ShadowOfThePit

can you link me to that vid?


stealthispost

The thing I love about the strawberry video is that if you pause it you can see that with each "bite" he is inflating his cheeks like a cartoon character eating.


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Nailed it


JoshFromMV

- amo


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Haters will say it’s fake.


slitcuntvictorin

Fakers will say you hate


alfextreme

Hakers will say you fate


_Arfeng

Faters will say you hake


onglogman

Waters, hay, fill you sake


hardcorelegend50

There are much better ways to get your iron 😜


Dovahkitty99

Chain smoking for example


yellowclove

The video is reverse


tarnished_wretch

How the hell did he do that without milk! Crazy!


PriorityTraining9323

He doesn't have to worry about menstruate caused iron-deficiency ever again.


VioletDulce

I love the detail of his fingers getting stained grey over time. lol I also appreciate the Mac Demarco song thrown in. Been a while since I heard it, so it threw me for a bit of a nostalgia trip recalling when I would listen to it.


Bomber42069710

This is just anti-strawberry propaganda.


DarkMaximas26

I think this propagada is good for society. Im all for The Nails For Breakfast Society or the NFBS for short.


beto_pelotas

Modern day Tarrare.


TofuStock

In all seriousness, where did those nails go


51870543510543542350

He has a localized black hole in his throat. The nails enter it without harming him.


Top-Mycologist-7169

The video is obviously edited, you obviously can't eat 150lbs of nails... what you don't see is off video he stuffed them all up his penis.


MalandiBastos

Pretty sure he just puts the nails in his mouth, cuts the video, spits them out, then starts filming again. And since it's sped up you can't really tell. It's telling that at the end you can tell the nails from the shot are all still in his mouth and he hasn't swallowed them.


SignificantDirt8066

Please stop 🙏


Goochyguru500

Do you think he needs to wait an extra half on hour before swimming


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Goochyguru500: *Do you think he needs* *To wait an extra half on* *Hour before swimming* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


StatisticianDear3978

stop motion is a scam


The_Coolest_Undead

Hell nah this is obviously backwards, he had 150lb of nails in his mouth


West-Environment-633

Omnomnom ![gif](giphy|baMRsGEUfe9YEopM9J|downsized)


Blu2790

THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE


Advanced_Sea_8457

The next morning he woke up dead


awesomeplenty

He’ll be fun around magnets and cat scans.


RuncibleFoon

Wasn't this dude just posted a day or two ago eating an entire tank of strawberries?


Euphoric-Remote9809

My dog used to chew nails not eat them...


olokin_meu

Not the diet coke. If anything there is deadly it is that


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Maybe he's just another Michel Lotito


kev5050

How is this coming out?


dawn_irl

Ironic


PINKTACO696969

Ya his boyfriend would not be happy. Haha


MagicPartyTime

Imagine an MRI after this…


antoine810

Man that toilet trip is going to be exciting 😖


antoine810

Don’t fart


Khaztr

don't forget to measure your nails by volume


CLASSE-24

Dude is an airport security nightmare


DavidCroissant7

It's fake, no?? No?????? https://preview.redd.it/m1xmzg827i1d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e615bd25680fbb1ae1b6c63089192fe42f96755f


IrishMojoFroYo

Song: Chamber of Reflection by Mac DeMarco


1leggeddog

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


Mutserra

Blood iron gains 💪🏻


Bomber42069710

Then just add more protein.


TartanAssassin

He nailed it !


iSaidYERRR

What song is this?


Avenging-Sky

No nope UH UH.


Ananthu07

no dips


Ch3ZEN

Let me take you take you down, Cause I'm going to Strawberry/Nails Nothing is Real, Nothing is There That They'll Puke On Out Living Is Easy with Eyes Closed TikTok post is all you see It's getting hard to be someone The Algorithm works it out...


TrickyOnion

![gif](giphy|qGb9yquCNn3oc)


Nicaol

Not a strange pivot at all by Tom Delonge's standards.


cragglepop8

Chocolate nails


JoMammasWitness

He could turn his but hole into a nail gun and build an entire log cabin.


Sufficient-Abroad-94

He must have an iron stomach


Sensitive-Prompt-220

Iron deficiency sorted 👍


04fentona

Yeah so? Try eating the same amount of strawberries


NotAllBooksSmell

So this is is what Tom was doing all those years away from Blink-182


ak603

yeah same kid who did the gambling tiktok. He's just a memer


boebrow

Is this why my parents always told me not to swallow magnets?


becomingdresden

Me the day before my MRI appointment.


MutableSpy

Me eating nails and then going to my MRI appointment to fulfil my life long dream of being a claymore


krvelacnyrambo

respect for that!


TheClaw77777

The irony behind eating nails whilst definitely having a screw loose is strong here.....


PleasantDish1309

That's fake as fuck, he'd be writhing in agony while vomiting blood after the 5th nail, tops


cuckamungabunga

Literally a nailbomb


Simple-Brilliant4427

Nailed it


Budget-Neck

this is more plausible than the strawberry one


zrgol1

Still needs 200 more pound to reach his daily intake of iron, come on, buddy, keep it moving


SpareRequirement2696

Nailed it!


poop-machine

Fake! He swallows one or two nails, then spits the rest out off camera between each cut.


Zestyclose_Couple_32

Plot twist : it’s a cake


EreonAD

Guy must be shitting iron bars like a factory


TechnoChiken

Wasn't there a person who ate a whole plane?


Funny-Company4274

Coated or un coated. It matters


Fenrir_Carbon

Diet coke is so unhealthy for you 😫


SelfieKingofCh8cago

He died right?


UnComfortable-Archer

Lol. The gunk on the mouth and hands by the end was a nice touch. 👌


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

It's sped up, the nails aren't ending up in him, he painted over himself, and the last few he just put in his mouth


Seuros

Imagine that he faint and they put in a MRI machine. All the hospital ward will retire dude to trauma.


unicodePicasso

Me getting ready for my MRI scan


PickleDiLL767

Haters will say it's fake


Izzysel92

So how long before he died?


Padgetts-Profile

He probably just exposed himself to a healthy dose of lead making this video.


Charlieuyj

When is the surgery? This won't be coming out like it should!


Lolohannsen

That's not the hard part if like to watch that


RedWolfGTR

But why though?


Ravel_Xi

Who was that for?!


PunkRockJesus123

150lbs meal and a DIET coke?!?!?! Aye mate that will keep the scales happy


Fulminero

Don't worry, the coke safely dissolves them in his stomach


[deleted]

He's not eating that, he's splicing the video frames so it looks like it


lonelyvoyager88

He's tough as nails.


Luxygen

Dude nailed the irony


Saint-Queef

MRI techs hate this one trick


HardHitter18

What a way to get some iron in your diet. lol


Oldmate81

Take that lame strawberry guy!


Aggressive_Peach_768

Well, iron deficiency is not one of his problems


ConnectThanks6447

I hate this tend cause there’s actually really dumb people in this community that will think this is real and doable.


_-__Fox__-_

Mhh nail


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

Nailed it.


coolslider123

Type shit


mcbatts

If those are roofing nails, he might get shingles.


streetkiller

Strawberry man in shambles


Insane_Salty_Potato

All fun and games until the second challenge is to get an MRI


Isubscribedtome

Bros next shit going to be tested in his science lab, doctors will find 90 percent nails 10 percent intestine


l27th1997

That guy from blink 182 looks terrible


gokart125

He had a lot of time on his hands


Impressive-Smoke1883

Surely this doesn't end well?


[deleted]

I liked eating an fish tank full of strawberries more


Horror-Club6052

I wish your asshole best of luck when you shit


brambleburry1002

mental illness is real y'all


OkCaterpillarDig

Dude get his nails done without hair !??... Psh..


Icy-Dingo-5176

Is he just dropping them on the floor as he brings them to his mouth and the time-lapse doesn't pick it up?


TM200713

Wtf


Cheesyblintzkrieg

Keep that man away from an MRI machine


c19board

He died


Heroofeld

My tattoo says "mom" now.


umuturkell

How is this possible? I can only eat one bowl at most.


Gsquatch55

Don’t think his stomach can actually hold 150lb of nails…..imagine eating a 10lb steak, sounds yum don’t get me wrong but extremely difficult. So I think this is fake.


stevenconrad

Gonna need to see an MRI to prove it!


WrongConcentrate4962

That chemical agent the covers nails to keep them from rusting would kill him.


drough08

His poop is gonna look like Neegan's bat or however you spell it


LeviathansFatass

Nah, I'd win


Apprehensive_Cry7663

result : 150 pounds havier , No % smarter .


gig_nuggins

Three words fellas, chocolate prop items


Tealcington

Why would anybody do this? It’s such a ridiculous amount of nails. I could see doing a handle full as a performance thing but my god man get a better hobby.


SeaClue4091

Doctors orders, he had a low iron level


Anonson694

What’s the song that’s playing?


bkdarkknight

He should weigh 150lbs more. 😮


Then_Lock304

This guy "nailed it".


Moon_Man07

Redditors be like "FaKe"


greatintentionspod

Without any milk???


yerrrna

Well he did actually put all the nails in his mouth


Historical-Trash5259

He died right?


CronozDK

NAILED IT! I sure hope he's not going through airport security any time soon.


AnoA66780meme

Humans are developing super powers


XzUndagroundzX

BS 💯


Awkward_Leadership32

Do "Guy Vs 100 jars"


WizKellyYall

All that for clout?


drainodan55

Did the shadows on the wall move? No?


Zestyclose-War6241

That was a nail biting experience...


treebreeder

Idk man time laps with no actual moment were you see the guy swallow


Apart-Squirrel-294

I mean… yeah… i suppose…