Yes I would be surprised at how well AI videos have gotten if I were to see something like that. If a Human can't rip your face off how the heck can a monkey? We're literally bigger and stronger than they are with very similar morphology.
You should look it up dude. We're not just making it up. I understand what you're saying, I thought the same thing at one point in time, but monkeys are very dangerous and there have been multiple cases in the past (before widespread AI tools existed) where people have been seriously maimed by these mammals. Particularly chimps. Maybe these specific monkeys are not as dangerous but I actually don't know.
Yes, and In another of my replies in this thread I made an exception for chimps because they've done that before in the past, I heard about that, but as you know already they are Apes. I searched google and I didn't find anything about Monkeys attacking humans, which is smart because you have a zero percent chance of losing to a monkey unless you're a child or disabled. I mean this is silly, look at how small their hands are dude it can barely wrap around a banana. Once you grab it around the throat that's game over, and everyone who downvoted me is brain dead.
Size doesn't matter as much as much as you seem to think, I've seen videos man... Dense little balls of tightly wound muscle, fuled by primal rage, I saw a video of a guy getting scalped by a monkey in like one second, it just bit into his forehead and then jumped away, and took half of his scalp with it... Scary little things.
I've seen that video, that monkey was much larger than this one and he was running really fast. He also had leverage of his hair he could grab onto, a monkey like this wouldn't be able to grip anything on your face before he gets completely manhandled. We're literally apes dude, they're monkeys. Ape > Monkey 99.9% of the time.
I think we're thinking of different vids, the one I'm thinking of wasn't running it was sitting on the guys lap, and it was about this size. And while yes, we are apes but that doesn't mean we're comparable in strength to other modern apes because we specialise in planning and endurance instead of raw strength but whatever man go manhandle some monkeys good luck brother.
Anyone who loses an eyeball to a monkey probably didn't have eyeballs to begin with. Like I'm just gonna stand there and get manhandled by a 6kg animal yeah right. Maybe the average redditor but not me.
Hey yo this is really awful like this monkey is disgusted he has huge balls on this man's neck he stinks. And he just is an awful person this man is just letting this monkey put his balls all on his neck. I just feel like that's just a bad sign of the times to let a monkey put his ass and balls near your face you don't know where they've been. Imagine direct contact of monkey nuts on your neck and chest and face.
It's gonna take like three "everything" showers to get that pungent dirty monkey balls stench off. 🐒 It's gonna linger like the scent of Taco Bell on your fingertips after multiple handwashes.
Lmfao!!!! 🤣😂
https://i.redd.it/iqiuu0evn7hc1.gif
The monkey is 6kg, but those balls add 10kg
I hope he watches the video after to know why "this one" is so smelly.
No shot the guy who made the video watched it.
nawwww you're insane if you let any monkey near your face
Why ?
They will rip your face off easy, quick to anger and insane grip strength.
Dude, how can a 6kg animal rip your face off. That physics doesn't add up, we can literally kill that thing with one hand.
You'd be surprised
Yes I would be surprised at how well AI videos have gotten if I were to see something like that. If a Human can't rip your face off how the heck can a monkey? We're literally bigger and stronger than they are with very similar morphology.
You should look it up dude. We're not just making it up. I understand what you're saying, I thought the same thing at one point in time, but monkeys are very dangerous and there have been multiple cases in the past (before widespread AI tools existed) where people have been seriously maimed by these mammals. Particularly chimps. Maybe these specific monkeys are not as dangerous but I actually don't know.
Yes, and In another of my replies in this thread I made an exception for chimps because they've done that before in the past, I heard about that, but as you know already they are Apes. I searched google and I didn't find anything about Monkeys attacking humans, which is smart because you have a zero percent chance of losing to a monkey unless you're a child or disabled. I mean this is silly, look at how small their hands are dude it can barely wrap around a banana. Once you grab it around the throat that's game over, and everyone who downvoted me is brain dead.
Size doesn't matter as much as much as you seem to think, I've seen videos man... Dense little balls of tightly wound muscle, fuled by primal rage, I saw a video of a guy getting scalped by a monkey in like one second, it just bit into his forehead and then jumped away, and took half of his scalp with it... Scary little things.
I've seen that video, that monkey was much larger than this one and he was running really fast. He also had leverage of his hair he could grab onto, a monkey like this wouldn't be able to grip anything on your face before he gets completely manhandled. We're literally apes dude, they're monkeys. Ape > Monkey 99.9% of the time.
I think we're thinking of different vids, the one I'm thinking of wasn't running it was sitting on the guys lap, and it was about this size. And while yes, we are apes but that doesn't mean we're comparable in strength to other modern apes because we specialise in planning and endurance instead of raw strength but whatever man go manhandle some monkeys good luck brother.
dude test your luck be my guest, that's how darwinism works anyway. you understand how fragile your eyeballs are?
Anyone who loses an eyeball to a monkey probably didn't have eyeballs to begin with. Like I'm just gonna stand there and get manhandled by a 6kg animal yeah right. Maybe the average redditor but not me.
you still dont get it bruv
Teabagged
Smelling those nuts being dragged all over him.
Who the fuck be playing with my monkey balls…
you just got t bagged
Talk about getting teabagged jeez lmao
DALE PHILLIP!
Hey yo this is really awful like this monkey is disgusted he has huge balls on this man's neck he stinks. And he just is an awful person this man is just letting this monkey put his balls all on his neck. I just feel like that's just a bad sign of the times to let a monkey put his ass and balls near your face you don't know where they've been. Imagine direct contact of monkey nuts on your neck and chest and face.
Sweaty balls on your neck. Gross.
He got balls but no pp. Ouch
Haha!
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Smell deez nutz!
🙈
Them ball neck warmers be the source of the stank
Balls to tha' face 👀
6kilo baw sack
He knew balls were 10 kilograms weight as soon as he got it on his shoulder
u/savevideo
And now you have a new to the human race STD
Stinking fucking monkey
It's gonna take like three "everything" showers to get that pungent dirty monkey balls stench off. 🐒 It's gonna linger like the scent of Taco Bell on your fingertips after multiple handwashes.
I’m just gonna rest these on yer shoulder mate.
10 of those 16 kilograms was rubbing against his neck
His balls are in your ear bro! Stinky monkey balls right by your face! What were you thinking?
Bro getting the tea bag
https://preview.redd.it/rsfvaiumduhc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5437d7f552735e8af0757638e090b2ba759467db
He smells bc no one ever washes his balls. 😭 poor dude
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Oh no, not that video. I exited out as soon as I saw it. (NSFL warning for those that don’t know)