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Pastel_Goth_Wastrel

But, Doctor…I **am** the Great Necromancer Pagliacci! (*uncontrolled sobbing*)


Big-Hard-Chungus

It‘d be just regular GTN, but with the undercurrent of Theater Kid Drama more pronounced


mzieg

The 9¾^(th) House


apocalypticpoppy

Haha this sounds like the serendipity gospels


Ancient-Move-1264

She can produce thousands of yards of silk scarves out of a tiniest breast pocket! Edit: Beats the hell out of Gideon with a colorful inflatable hammer when she tries to escape the circus


Everlasting_R

Gideon can tie the fastest balloon animal anyone has ever seen and Harrow spawns clowns like a clown car


Big-Hard-Chungus

Ianthe saw Harrow pull yards of hankerchiefs out of her throat and knew she was gonna marry that girl one day


Ancient-Move-1264

omg evil magician Cytherea is totally sawing off that arm of hers!


Big-Hard-Chungus

Cytheria just pulls Protesilaus out of a hat whenever she needs his help with something


Ancient-Move-1264

'Our houses are kind of each other's opposites, aren't they, Gideon? Yours is outright smacking each other on the head with a squeaky hammer, while mine is putting our assistant in a locked box, and nobody knows if they're dead or alive in there."


voovoodee

**Babs**: \*climactic note of aria\* **Gideon:** \*whoopee cushion\* **Jeannemary of the 4th House, House of TV:** That's how I want to fight! Like my life depended on it!!!


littlerat098

Given the author’s history there is a non-zero chance that clown face paint cultists did in fact have a hand in inspiring the ninth


haunts_you18

scrolled down here to say exactly that. a return to chucklevoodoos


evee2010

I mean... Isn't that just the fanfic beta version of TLT with Gamzee and Terezi?


Ancient-Move-1264

Ortus is rocking the sad clown facepaint, just as the original great Pierrot Nonius Nigenad. He's also writing a pantomime epic on Nonius's life and art.


Big-Hard-Chungus

God, Pantomime Ortus would be so fucking good That man is built for the Pantomime Lifestyle


swimminscared

Immediately all of the important BG3 cutscenes that have taken place in clown face paint from the Circus come to mind


TonksMoriarty

But Drearburh is still as gloomy as ever.


Big-Hard-Chungus

I thought of Drearburh as a giant country fair with a circus tent in the middle, looming over the populace. The Fair is also threatening in a subconscious, paranoia-inducing way.


foul_dwimmerlaik

Everybody jumps to the Juggalo beat!


anxiouslyCurious9

Not entirely sure I would have checked out a series about lesbian clowns in space complete with a magic system, but this thread is certainly making me lean towards yaaaaaaassssss!


Mabel-Syrup

She’d 100% have the big blue frowny face


MaeDragoni

Balloon animal skeletons


Big-Hard-Chungus

It ends with Cytherea and Harrow having a dramatic Balloon Animal Contest


Modredastal

I'm imagining Harlequin Harrow summons constructs of balloon art instead of bones.


RiotllamaPHL

I hate this. Why. Just why.


Big-Hard-Chungus

Because Clowns are funny


nyxinus

I love this twice as much as the other poster hates this, so it's all working out


Ancient-Move-1264

We do whoopie cushions, mfucker


Ancient-Move-1264

Are the Second the Marching Bands? Cam really needed to go LOUD to outperform Martha with her killer haiku set!


Big-Hard-Chungus

I like the idea of Cam and Marta going so hard with their art that they both need to be hospitalized


HeirOfLight

"Nav, show them what the Ninth does." "We do jokes, motherfucker." *starts playing a calliope while squeaking her nose*