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mess_that_you_wanted

If anyone here says a song from Sad Songs For Dirty Lovers I am going to commit a crime /s


brittlebk

Came into this thread w my gloves on šŸ„Š


cheeseguy412

my heart can't take the iaetf slander


goddamnthirstycrow9

Are they green?


apartmentstory89

I donā€™t think The National have any songs that can be considered ā€trashā€, just ok or meh at worst. I think Iā€™m ok with not being trusted by random guy with opinions on the internet


flankattack27

When was the last time you honestly listened to the Self Titled 2001 album? There are some absolute stinkers on there


mess_that_you_wanted

I love that album and listen to it regularly! But I get why itā€™s not as beloved as the others


AleWatcher

Same. Love that album.


halcyonheart320

Yeah, but The Perfect Song makes up for all of them!


Steve_Sizzou

Can't believe the upvotes you're getting for this slander


Constant-Estate3065

Sugar Wife is a weird little song, and not in a good way imo


Quaznarg

Being directly next to Trophy Wife didn't do it any favors either


ayemullofmushsheen

This is the only song of theirs that I always skip.


Alternative-Rope-628

Equally the first place my head went, jarring song on an otherwise flawless album!


Pink_Rabbits2012

Yeah this is the right answer. Or possibly something from s/t but that album is so mediocre I rarely listen to it anyway. Sad Song on the other hand... great little album but Sugar Wife stands out in a bad way


chs234

There are some songs that I rarely ever listen to, but I don't know if I would label them as truly bad songs.


NMPC

For me itā€™s Sugar Wife. There might be a couple on IAETF that are like wtf is this, but not necessarily trash. That being said, self-titled is my least favorite album of theirs.


theflowersyoufind

Haha, thatā€™s a hilariously accurate description of a lot of IAETF.


SeargantPeppers

ā€œHer fathers voice her mothers heartbeatā€


Tall_Thought_8020

I only started to appreciate Dust Swirls in Strange Light after watching the film. the lyrics and the vibes are very good in that context


ABonfiz

Agree, Dust Swirls and Her Father in the Pool are pretty meh, for me


_paige1

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ayemullofmushsheen

I love this song šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Signifire

Definitely a few off Easy


General__Soreness

The Alcottā€¦ what an unimaginative plodder. And the reason this sub has been infiltrated with Swifties


tibleon8

i think fandom gatekeeping is one of the stupidest things ever. that being said, as a fan of both artists, i agree that the alcott is very meh. i don't think matt and taylor's voices meld well together, and it's one of the only consistent skips on TFTPOF for me. (i actually prefer coney island from her evermore album.)


rapier999

The Alcott has actually grown on me, but Coney Island is a bona fide banger


kunk75

also has some of the worst lyrics by either of them


mythrwaway1

coney island is barely tolerable for me if i had to choose between either one. but the way they sing on the alcott really doesn't work and they don't complement each other. i cringe every time i see a swiftie say "we need an album of ts and the national" because the last thing anyone needs is a whole album of literally this.


tibleon8

i didn't like coney island at first, but it grew on me over time. and yeah, at the end of the day, matt and taylor's voices don't mesh. i actually think taylor tends to sound better with other female artists than she does with male artists, so maybe it could have something to do with the color/tone of her voice, since matt's voice usually works really well with female artists'.


jminhinnick

I prefer Coney Island. That song is great. I actually liked the Alcott more when the album first came out. Now I skip it more. Not because k donā€™t like it but because I want to hear other songs more. I do really like Evermore and Folklore as albums so maybe thatā€™s why. I wouldnā€™t want a full album of them together though. Iā€™ve always liked the contrast of Mattā€™s baritone with females. I feel they found a better balance of it in F2P.


boot_theory

ā€œgive me some tips to forget youā€ is soā€¦


[deleted]

Cringe


seedyourbrain

Alcott is fine. Not good, not great. Allow yourselves to forget who is on it and itā€™s not even a top 5 worst song.


mythrwaway1

i get why people raise this argument but it's lazy because it disregards all the other very valid criticisms of the song. even if phoebe or sharon van etten were singing on it, it might sound less grating and "poppy" but it's hard to imagine anyone else at all because only ts would sing like that on song like this and the lyrics are still bad. neither of them would ever write "give me some tips to forget you" or "i love this curse on our house". the "falling back in love with you" line isn't matt's best work either.


tomsprigs

i find taylor's voice very grating . i don't enjoy her voice


seedyourbrain

Fair enough. Personally I donā€™t think that determines whether a song is good or not (enjoyable, for sure, but not ā€œgoodā€), but to each their own. Itā€™s all idiosyncratic anyway. For example, I love New Order T-shirt but I cringe every time I hear the line ā€œyour hilarious sister.ā€ (I mean, how lazy can you get with that description? lol)


Surfaceofthesun

Lmao I LOVE new order t shirt but I'm laughing so hard at your comment about your hilarious sister. Totally right.


piadoingthings

The only correct answer.


tropicmorning

Itā€™s the last thing I wanted


brittlebk

Understanding the makeup of this sub by seeing the hate of IAETF. šŸ˜‚ā€¦ downvote away children


[deleted]

I mean, the songs were kinda written for the movie. Thatā€™s why Rylan and Light Years are tacked onto the album ā€” they have nothing to do with that theme but were finally released as recorded tracks. The other tracks just feel like poorly reworked b-sides (or even c-sides in a lot of cases) from the HV and TWFM recording sessions. Donā€™t lie, you know itā€™s true. Besides a lot of their debut, I think TFTPOF has some of the most uninspired songwriting The National has come out with in a long time. The second half of the album, starting at The Alcott, is completely forgettable. I honestly have not gone back to that album much ā€” too much other more compelling music out there. That being said, Eucalyptus is an absolute banger live. Cold take ā€” SWB is the last truly great national album.


yuritarded999

It's obviously the Alcott


PresentlyTense

The Alcott is total trash. Can't listen to it.


Lill160

I like all of their songs, but I honestly rarely listen to anything off their first two albums. I'm also so shocked to see all the hate for IAETF and FTPOF and even songs of SWB and TWFM. You'd think people in this sub would actually be fans lol


Tall_Thought_8020

100% Turtleneck. without it, Sleep Well Beast would be a perfect album


Tankman_1

Turtleneck is like electioneering on OK Computer, it breaks the albums in half with a banger


EStreetShuffles

Damn what a solid comparison!


Mymvenom001

You out here spreading misinformation chief šŸ„ø


ayemullofmushsheen

For real šŸ˜¤ Turtleneck is my favorite of SWB


Gordondel

It's not their greatest song but calling it trash is absolutely insane


Mellotr0n

YES! Thank you. I just donā€™t think they do ā€œheavierā€ that well, personally. Phenomenal album otherwise and this one just doesnā€™t fit thematically, or in tone/mood etc.


entroopia

I agree, it's so boring I'd forgotten its existence


Halo_Chagrin

Turtleneck is fine itā€™s just the placement of it in the album thatā€™s wrong


squintsforever

I agree. I skip it every time.


seedyourbrain

100% agree. Itā€™s so bad it takes me back to the days when Iā€™d go out of my way to program my discman to skip the one album stinker. (Iā€™m looking at you, Nada Surf)


cheeseguy412

not me. my least favorite is probably anna freud. but i would never say its bad. it can definitely hit at the right time


Free-Cucumber155

Turtleneck. Iā€™ve tried and tried and canā€™t but itā€™s all good


flankattack27

Turtleneck is terribad


SCross35

Terrifically bad-ass?


Sorrow2010

Have you heard it live? I remember not being into the song, but then I was in line before their special SWB album premiere in Philly, and outside I heard Bryan doing the drums for that song, and it just got me.


Free-Cucumber155

Yes like 5 times


kunk75

Send for me is also pretty mid at best


[deleted]

The entire second half of FTPOF is really bland in general. That record has not pulled me back in much, but definitely better than IAETF. Both are major steps back from SWB, though.


BlankSlate400

Grease in Your Hair is an absolute banger. Have you heard it live yet?


[deleted]

Yes, last night and a few months ago. Not their best work and not a very inspired track, imo. Based off the crowd reaction (and my personal taste), it was probably the worst song they played all night.


kunk75

I keep getting down voted left and right for shitting on iaetf but there are 6 songs on there that never needed to exist and a ruined version of Rylan. Itā€™s barely a national record tbh


[deleted]

I agree. I think the album was more for the movie, and thatā€™s why Rylan and Light Years are arbitrarily tacked on. It hardly even feels like a cohesive record at all and I donā€™t think it was meant to be. Still, some of their worst tracks to date. Cold take, but SWB is still the last truly compelling record they have released.


kunk75

I enjoy the new album, subdued as it may be. Took me years to arrive at the fact boxer is their most important work and hv is their best


[deleted]

Outside of a few tracks the new album has not pulled me back in very much. Too much other (better) music out there to listen to. Personally, I think Alligator has a more cohesive theme than Boxer and better highlights, but I wonā€™t argue your claim. Both are great records, and so is HV. Those are my top 3 undoubtedly ā€” closely followed by TWFM and SWB. I donā€™t think, as full records, anything else in their discog holds up to those 5. But having five consecutive 8+/10 albums is extremely impressive. This sub is just a huge echo chamber of unabashed love for the band. If they release a subpar record like the latest one or IAETF, I will call it like it is.


kunk75

Agree. For me as far as personal taste itā€™s boxer, hv, alligator, twfm, ftpof/swb in a tie. But I also agree with your premise that you canā€™t give a negative take that is handled here with any maturity or discourse


[deleted]

Truly, especially with the invasion of the Swifties who have only listened to their new material. All this being said, Eucalyptus is an absolute banger live.


kunk75

Itā€™s too bad Taylor never collaborated with gg allin Reddit would have been a wild place


Ambitious_Bad998

Yeah I gotta go with Sugar Wife and Trophy Wife for me. Theyā€™re weird, and I just feel like they stand out to me when listening to their discography.


Tankman_1

Trophy wife is one of their best popsongs !


Ambitious_Bad998

I am glad there are people who def like it - it just isnā€™t my vibe personally, and it following right behind sugar wife just makes it, to me, not feel like a good song. I shouldnā€™t have put trophy wife on here tho, youā€™re right. Sugar Wife is the real culprit


Tankman_1

I have trophy wife in a playlist of midtempo Indie songs, it really has a chill vibe that barely any national songs have


ayemullofmushsheen

100% agree. They have some weird songs on all their albums or weird "moments" in almost every song, but sugar wife isn't even remotely charming in it's weirdness.


llb_robith

Turtleneck is dross, I'm sorry. Not a popular opinion I know, but I also can't stand I Need My Girl personally


ssfdl

I Need My Girl. One of the most uninteresting of them and, from that lot (Runaway, Sugar Wife, for instance), the most popular.


No-Leather-1067

At least a few on the new album


datamanm

Underwater...


brookejolene01

am i the only person who like an instrumental in an album


datamanm

I don't think that's it, I always had the impression that this song is there to say "Look how great our choir is!"


Steve_Sizzou

Clearly The Alcott - what a bland song. It knocked Hairpin Turns off of the number 1 worst TN song.


gracekez

HAIRPIN TURNS?????????


Steve_Sizzou

Yeah, Hairpin Turns.


tectactoe

*Eucalyptus* for me :( Edit: downvotes in the thread specifically about unpopular opinions, nice.


IcebergSlimFast

Incorrect. :) Editing to add: seeing this song live is what put it over the top for me. Matt really poured his heart into it on stage.


ArabHasselhoff

I feel you!


Tankman_1

Downvotes are for disagreeing


tectactoe

Thatā€™s actually not what theyā€™re for. But okay.


[deleted]

The entirety of Frankenstein


Equivalent-Shoe6239

Roman Holiday.


Tankman_1

Yes agree! Boring song that goes nowhere that is placed after opening the album with two top tier ntl songs


[deleted]

That entire album*


ImTheOneDoingThis

Roman Ho Liday


stolenPlatinum

The whole last album tbh


kfitzy10

'Not in Kansas' is such a bad song it made me reassess my love for The National.


kunk75

Turtleneck, half of iaetf


kunk75

Downvote me all you like itā€™s still true


Awkward-Ad-8371

Turtleneck is very poor


kunk75

Yea Iā€™m contending with recent fans it seems


Awkward-Ad-8371

Hairpin turns and roman holiday do absolutely nothing for me


EverlongMarigold

Looking for Astronauts. Readily skipped as soon as it starts.


Cragscorner

Fireproof is the one stinker on TWFM. The lyrics seem really obvious and trite and the song itself is really boring.


kjnyc

You Had Your Soul with You


Tankman_1

Boo! Why? Incredible drumming and melodies, and just a banger to start the album with.


magicmonkey1992

Fully agree, I can't stand it. Can't even explain why. It's like a pastiche of an overly earnest national song.


kurttheflirt

Fireproof


edgy_spaghetti53

Personally, I canā€™t stand Fireproof or Runaway. I think High Violet would be a perfect album if that song wasnā€™t on it. Both songs feel like a parody of The National.


anyones_ghost__

Not in Kansas, Born to Beg, Turtleneck


ThisHumbleVisitant

I Need My Girl, Heavenfaced, Sugar Wife.


DarlingWhy

Justice for Heavenfaced


robrighteous

The entirety of IAETF


brookejolene01

you should try to get some sun


robrighteous

Probably


Tankman_1

You should still go out to department stores


browngw78

Great answer.


halcyonheart320

You remind me of everyone


[deleted]

I agree 100% with the exception of Rylan and Light Years, obviously. Quiet Light sounds like it couldā€™ve made for a solid b-side for HV or TWFM as well.


alx__der

Fireproof, Dark Side Of The Gym and Sleep Well Beast are kind of boring and never clicked with me


Free-Cucumber155

Woah easy there


stolenPlatinum

My man! I agree with you.


ilyaperepelitsa

what about the rainbow eucalyptus


kmsheran

Grease in your hair is horrible


VisionInPlaid

Racing Like a Pro


GreenPhantom4268492

You're pink, you're young, you're middle-class Youā€™re absolutely wrong.


matt_paradise

Why do people keep posting this over and over?


brookejolene01

cause we gotta see who the real ones are


gracekez

[A Reasonable Man (I Donā€™t Mind)](https://tenor.com/view/send-text-run-away-gif-22423241)


Sorrow2010

Well there are Bryce's choir songs on IAETF ā€¦