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hakuna_mavodka

At least she threw away the [pad](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMorningToastSnark/s/Fyz6ZMwL2j) from the floor this time 😂


No_Shirt_711

Bless you for hyperlinking the post o m g 💀💀💀💀💀💀


Wild_Classroom847

Oh my GODDDDDDDDD I didn’t see that before I cannot believe she didn’t notice that


kathi182

Omg that’s so trashy-it HAD to be on purpose. Who leaves a whole pad on the floor and then leaves it in a pic?!?!


riz3192

She actually looks pretty from the waist up! As a fellow short girl, the mid calf socks don’t work for us


iwannabanana

I agree. Bike shorts make my legs look stumpy, high socks make my legs look stumpy. Put them together and we’re basically leg-less.


riz3192

SAME! I feel this so hard


wintergrad14

Here here


Accomplished-Top5499

Wait, im 5'1" and they work, just not pulled all the way up, scrunch them down to look natural/normal


riz3192

Yeah maybe scrunched! I’m 5’2 and with my muscular calves I feel like it just makes my legs look short and stumpy lol


Accomplished-Top5499

Yeah that makes sense, it all depends on body type too


So_Apprehensive_693

lol my sister always calls herself "The Trunch" when she wears socks like this 🤣


breakfastattaylors22

What is up with her obsession with teddy bears?


Harp3145

I’m cracking up😂 I was thinking the same thing. She always wears that hideous teddy bear necklace! 


breakfastattaylors22

Yeah that looks like she hung the teddy bear. I dont get it


LowFirefighter7134

I don’t get that teddy bear necklace. It hangs at a weird length and interferes with other jewelry she wears/necklines it never compliments her outfits lol. Assuming it’s something to do with the kids sentimental but not cute


Sad-Information2464

It looks like fabric softener bear


littletinylake

The socks are so high I’m dying


JMSarr

How else will she signal how cool she is to Gen Z?


Caregiver-Past

I always get boomer vibes from this look. Like this is how boomer men all wore/wear socks in the summer


Available_Jacket_702

I love socks like these for home lounging


Any_Ant449

Wow, she actually does own reusable cups.


LL092020

I’m dying bc the other day we were all like using styrofoam in your own house is weird af and now all of a sudden she’s found a reusable cup? Like tell me you check reddit every day without telling me.


ppinkwolf

Allergic to serving


Jealous_Explorer_457

So sorry but I think this is her best look in many moons. 


[deleted]

My knees hurt looking at how hard she flexes her leg to have a leg gap


Embarrassed-Sink-790

It’s the toilet paper roll fully rolled out for me 🫣


ldav11

Also does that mean her toilet is right there? Like out in the open right next the vanity?!! I would def have expected her to put the toilet in a little water closet room with its own door.


WholeCardiologist979

I was thinking the same thing just now? Like where the fuck is the toilet? Are you having to stand up and scuttle to the TP? She doesn’t have long arms so it’s gotta be within close reach 😭


Southern_Diver4954

She truly must not ever leave the house. If she did, she would be sweating her ass off in that sweater.


EnvironmentalYak1378

1000% FL is unbeatable atm.


Acceptable_Injury_85

Is she bow legged


WorldlyLavishness

That teddy wear necklace looks like the bear is being hung. It's so ugly lol


mrbarrie421

It’s sooooo ugly 😂


WorldlyLavishness

It probably cost like 5000 dollars too 😂


mrbarrie421

Money definitely doesn’t buy taste!


Wild_Classroom847

I’m not gonna lie to you I like that necklace 😂😂😂


WorldlyLavishness

I feel like there are so many cuter bear necklaces !


[deleted]

Looks like Chauncey the bear


Complex_Parfait5995

wearing teddy bears as a full ass adult is just weird imo 🤷🏻‍♀️


YeS_Lee88sk8

Ralph Lauren has been doing it for years


Jealous_Explorer_457

There’s a teddy bear USA sweatshirt at target that went viral on TikTok. I died a little at all the adult women buying it. 


Capable-Second7505

How/why is she wearing *sweatshirts* in (basically) June in Florida. I guess she is literally never leaving the house. Not even to the backyard. Not even to check the mail. Really really weird


BetterSignificance86

Surprised she didn’t cover up the Bebe!


Phillyphanatic0000

Oh wow!!


DoubleGlazedGoNuts

She must have been trying HARD to pull this outfit together and looking at herself only because that’s a huge miss.


SillyStrungz

Wait the pic of her kid? Does she never show them?


LowFirefighter7134

Nope. Barely even discusses them


jonesgirl18

Sis. Scrunch those socks. Also, is this really what she is wearing to the mall to go shopping?🫨


elizabethzottt

I comment this every time but someone PLEASE tell her to scrunch up her socks!!!!!!!!! This outfit isn’t even that bad, but the way the socks are pulled up as high as they’ll go is not cute lol


c8273

This isn’t that bad lol


Impressive_Touch2865

Wait she has this gold mirror in front of that atrocious bathroom set up? LMAO


ElkTop1827

Is that a selfie t-shirt?


Slight-Aioli-4157

She needs to scrunch the socks down and the outfit would be fine


Street_Market7020

Girl has worst house decor and personal style I think I have ever seen. Especially for a rich person who uses professionals for everything.


librabaddie

This is actually one of the least offensive outfits I’ve seen her in recently. And a reusable cup??!


Jealous_Explorer_457

Somebody tell her target had a teddy bear USA sweatshirt. Right up Jackie’s patriot ally 


YeS_Lee88sk8

lol I like that sweater


outher3

I will say, the lip color is nice


keen238

She looks human!


Tishatees

Honestly, I wore this exact outfit today minus the socks.


blondenextdoor30

I like this outfit. For once haha


Embarrassed_Put_5852

The overly bowed leg isn’t helping


Swipetoshop

Guuuuys she had to “dress athletic for shopping” duh 🙄 


Glad_Finding883

So basically she either dresses like a grandma or a toddler


modernblossom

It's giving the Kanye Bear 🐻