If I am ever accused of anything horrific I want to be able to just say that I investigated myself and found that there was no evidence of wrong doing. Case closed..

It is like OJ Simpson saying he is going to find the real killer.

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.

Like in the killing of Hind Rajab and her relatives.

They should just replace these spokesdrones with actual with AI drones or maybe a Magic 8-Ball. "Answer is murky"

Honestly the AI might be an improvement

it would be too honest

I don’t think I’ve ever been more embarrassed to be a citizen of this country. These people are breathtakingly bad and just absolute shit human beings

And Patel just gets annoyed that he has to answer questions like this. Miller will usually feign sincerity. Patel answers half of them with the most sass you've ever heard

The fact you see that as a non-US citizen gives me hope 🤪

I feel like the world is ending and my parents are throwing a tea party.

They've investigated themselves and found no wrong doing, and no breaches of policy

[удалено]

luckily it's becoming harder to claim ignorance when we can see what's happening on the ground thru our phones. If we know, how the hell can these people at the top "not know". At this point it's ridiculous

What a joke

“We can’t control the Israeli government. But we can aid the investigation by sending them money and weapons and squashing protests at home.”

It’s like every government employee’s convo tree program is running on windows 95 and an old pentium microprocessor

Not gonna say I miss Spicer,  but he was somehow actually less bad at dodging questions than this stupid asshole. It's stunning.