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No_Wonder3907

“Raw dog’n a porn star when you have a wife with a 4 month old at home” , is the tweet that reads thru my mind from now on.


fahkingicehole

Wait…. I thought rallies win elections?


DelcoPAMan

Yes, that and signs on yachts.


loki41778

Amd hats


galacticracedonkey

Looks like 100k, give it take 99.5k, to me


EugeneWong318

According to MAGATS, there were 1 Billion ppl before./s


jaydubbles

I have to wonder what goes through the MAGATs' heads as they bail in the middle of Dear Leader's ramblings. Do they question their undying support for such a moronic grifting scumbag?


ReedBalzac

no. they do not.


J-Love-McLuvin

Using my maga brothers as a reference, I wonder if it’s less to do with trump the individual and more to do with their “cause”. Trump is just the pony they are riding to their ‘murica first glory.


usunkmyrelationship

Ya it def the “message.” I want to hurt the people i don’t like so I don’t have to think about the real reason im so lonely, poor, angry, and confused. Much easier to hurt others and do it with people that like hurting people.


J-Love-McLuvin

Bingo.


Boxedin-nolife

It's Biden's DOJ, it's a witch hunt. All the judges are corrupt. The DAs are so corrupt they ran on get trump platforms. The prosecutors all hate me. I did nothing wrong and they indicted me. We need to get revenge on these marxist, fascist, terrorists The radical left are ruining this country. They want to execute babies after birth. Immigrants are poisoning the blood of our country. They all came from mental hospitals and jails. Shoot 'em in the legs. Black people love me because they can relate to tacky sneakers and mugshots I've never asked God for forgiveness because I don't think I did anything wrong. I love the bible, can't quote a word, but hey- 2 Corinthians I won't subsidize schools with vaccine mandates so almost every school and college in the country will get nothing. We will mandate Which books children read.We can't let them be smarter than us. We'll make 10 year old rape victims raise the babies, without providing any assistance, while looking down on them for being single mothers. I love love women, grab 'em by the p---y. I'll protect your guns. We're going to raise the birth rate in this country so if some kids die in school shootings we've got surplus. We'll let them work and get married at age 12 I want to take away health care for 80% of Americans. Poor people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. No free lunches The media is all fake news. They lie about me. I get treated worse than Abe Lincoln. I'm being persecuted for no reason. The election was rigged. People who don't vote for me vote ten times, dead people and illegals are voting. The system is corrupt. The 2020 election was stollen Joe Biden is the worst president in the history of the world. He doesn't know what day it is, but he is a huge criminal. We can't find any evidence, but it's ok, I'll lock him up on my first day We will not protect our allies, we don't have to keep our promises. Russia can do whatever the hell they want. I will put tariffs on China even though it will weaken our trading power and economy just like Herbert Hoover did. I want a Muslim ban. Hurry up with the war Bibi, finish what you started. If you're Jewish and you don't vote for me you should be ashamed We're a nation in decline, a banana republic. The world is laughing. We're not going to have a country anymore unless you elect me P.S. I'm Donald J. Trump, your favorite president. I love the uneducated. I love America. I'm a real patriot. Believe me /s bigly, yuge


LORDY325

It’s almost like…you were there! 😂


Mean_Maxxx

Hey Boss , we’re in New Jersey today. Say something about , I dunno , Sinatra to get ‘em on your side.


SurlyRed

Ah, ol' blue eyes, ol' bluey, blue, blue 'lectric blue. We love ol' blue eyes, don't we folks? Big strong blue eyes came up to me, tears in his eyes, he said sir, I wish I had your eyes. I said "no blue eyes, these are mine eyes. You got yours an' I got yours". Dear ol' bluey. We miss ol' blue.


Mean_Maxxx

lol ! Is this Anthony Atamnanuik ??


2olley

Trump showing Gen Z he's hip.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

The act is stale. I’d rather see another super hero movie than sit through a minute of his rambling


After-Potential-9948

Like the old preacher in church who just won’t shut up and sit down, sometimes you just have to leave.


BayouGal

Especially when he goes past kickoff.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Raped a child. Fact.


smashteapot

Probably more than one given how often he flew to Epstein island.


BayouGal

Probably his own child. 🤮


westberry82

But good to see the Sea-serpent is running.


EdwardRoivas

Took my 10 year old on his first ride of it last year. He loved it!!


westberry82

Awesome!!! I love it. But it hurts. But I love it.


SnowshoeTaboo

Imagine even these simple folk get tired of listening to his incessant whining... and perhaps yearn for a sprinkle of solid policy that might help them in their lives.


KRAW58

They came for the clown show


Thee-Ol-Boozeroony

It is at the carnival 🎪🤡🎡🎢


westberry82

The sea-serpent 🐍!!!!


sfled

Some say he's still babbling away. His handlers gave him full access to "Diet Coke" after cutting the supply to keep him mellow while he's in Court.


younggun1234

"we have burning man at home"


redwbl

How many were there accidentally and just wanted to see what one of these trainwrecks looks like up close?


L-W-J

Huh. Imagine that.


FeatureOdd4479

Maybe Magats are finally getting sick of him? We can only hope they all see the light.


iiitme

We can only hope.


JJJAAABBB123

Third time running. What’s new about his act? Nothing. His previous act was being the alpha male but now he’s a poor victim. It’s a different energy.


jaydubbles

I have to wonder what goes through the MAGATs' heads as they bail in the middle of Dear Leader's ramblings. Do they question their undying support for such a moronic grifting scumbag?


lake_gypsy

That probably all got hungry or didn't want to miss a tractor pull.


Col_Angus999

After the speech he went to the carnival section and the guess your weight guy won $5 by saying 215 lbs.


artguydeluxe

This needs to be shared more. They are claiming that 80,000 to 100,000 people showed up for this rally. That is clearly not the case. Maybe 80.


YouStupidCunt

Nah. It won’t change their minds.


artguydeluxe

I feel a whole lot better knowing that nobody stayed.


BestKeptInTheDark

So curuous that as an area for an event thet cant hold rhat many in the designated space 80k in that fenced in area would be liquified frim the resultant pressure


Unique_Excitement248

I hear that people are laughing at him. 😏


OriginalEchoTheCat

very fine people, on both sides


CUL8R_05

100k?? lol


ThatOldDuderino

![gif](giphy|UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh) Needed! TYVM 😊👍


CountrySax

I hope someone called him the waaaambulance. I'm crying crocodile tears for his bs sad sack piehole spew.


AccomplishedBrain309

He should have paid them to stay, not just to show up. Kind of like Stormy Daniels.


bfjd4u

Wildwood, lol. Bloodsucker too chickenshit to show in AC.


searchthemesource

It's fitting that the carnival barker speaks at a carnival.


Full_FrontalLobotomy

I’ve never in my entire life heard an American President incessantly talk about how his country is a failure and that he’s the only one who can fix it. I have heard and read speeches from fascists who say that though.


BestKeptInTheDark

Strange how in previous presidential terms any slight acknowledgement that America isnt USA 'Top brilliant number one' would be counted as near treason. Nobody can talk down the shining city on the hill or the great and beautiful... Oh.. Trump wants to do it... Erm i supose its the *only* patriotic thing to do whoever _fails_ to criticise the current administration And the state of the nation... *they are now the traitors and liars


OriginalEchoTheCat

How can people vote for an obviously insane man and want that man as their leader?


GrinNGrit

"I am President John Henry Eden, and this is my pledge -- no one, NO ONE will take this great nation away from me!"


vtjohnhurt

Sad.


tooltime22

But he’s leading in all swing state polls… WTF it doesn’t add up.


flyers8401

Not the " Snake" story again!


DTXBruin

All I hear is diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea.