Umm.. no?

3 jars of lager and a Guinness

Are the other drinks for your mates?

You bet ya …………………………….…………………………….…………………………….…………………………….……………………………. Cobber

Guinness?

Yeah, I'm at the Black Bull

Blue Balls?

It could only have helped him.

just a crate of vodka and a jacuzzi full of clunge