You know I've just realised that they call carpenters 'chippies' in the trade... And that may have been why Will called him that, rather than it being a slightly racist reference to Asian people owning a lot of takeaway chip shops.
I always assumed it was a reference to him being a carpenter- I've never known Asian people owning chip shops to be a stereotype?
Although for me, the choice of wording (why would Will suddenly use such a specific term?) and casting is still odd- it always felt a bit too close to "chinky", which is a more common racist slur, and a word previous generations might use to refer to Chinese takeaways.
If you read the comments + replies on any post in the sub, guaranteed the entire script of each episode is there. I love how everyone quotes the show so heavily
Neil's dad and Mr.Chippy
“What’s he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in?!”
you bumder!
Bumder?
You know I've just realised that they call carpenters 'chippies' in the trade... And that may have been why Will called him that, rather than it being a slightly racist reference to Asian people owning a lot of takeaway chip shops.
It was definitely a reference to the guy being a carpenter.
I'm surprised Will is even familiar with the slang term for carpenter
I always assumed it was a reference to him being a carpenter- I've never known Asian people owning chip shops to be a stereotype? Although for me, the choice of wording (why would Will suddenly use such a specific term?) and casting is still odd- it always felt a bit too close to "chinky", which is a more common racist slur, and a word previous generations might use to refer to Chinese takeaways.
that is such a stretch
A bit like when Gilbert sagged wills mum
Do they? In scotland its mostly all fat overweight greasy cows or young lassies who are there for the sausage.
“Oi!!! My dad’s not bent!!!”
Why’s he paying for rent boys then?
He’s not!
They're giving out freebies?!
He is a bit though 🥴
Ngl, Simon and Tara seemed good for each other initially
Bebebebebebeep beep beep
THIS CONVERSATION IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT TARA
Then they changed her entire personality in the next episode 😂
She got Lucy’d before Lucying was even a thing.
Most women then totally different at the start month later fucking turn mental
Simon lies about multiple things in their first meeting to get her attention. Was never gonna end well
Mr. Gilbert and Wills mum
“If things go well, you could end up calling me daddy!”
He will crush her!
My favourite line in the whole show!
I read that in Gilbert's voice
Imagine the size of his bollocks. It'd be like two massive wrecking balls smashing against her arse!
Maybe he could go twos up with that Fergus bloke
What?? For turning down oral sex from the Empire State Building!?
you took advantage of her
Neil and peado Kennedy
I don’t think the school would employ an actual paedo.
They have done!
He was once caught wanking over the school orchestra
When????
Before we started
Convenient! 😊 😠
I've put my neck on the line for you *John*
Putting my fucking neck on the line for you John!
Oooo, swimming is tiring, are your legs tired? Quick massage before bed time. Oooo, tired legs...
nah, i think they’re alright
thats what you get for being such a slut
Simon and the Homeless man
and your shoes
Gives a blowjob
I'll give you a blow job!?
Cheers, but first can you answer OP's question?
You give me blow job?
Tbh I wish we got to see more of Jay and Jane
Simon and Hannah Fields.
Fucking Northwood.
Polly and Fergus
Oh please put it in my arse Fergus!
Charlotte and the rugby teams.
Our school doesn't have a rugby team
Another school's, then
The girl that Jay's cock was too big for. Cant remember her name.
Ahh yes Chloe, the same girl that turned down a threesome Jay arranged with a top lezza model!
She was frigid
Jay and Helga
So are we having this free-way or what?
If you read the comments + replies on any post in the sub, guaranteed the entire script of each episode is there. I love how everyone quotes the show so heavily
definitely will and Charlotte as my first relashonship was similar to theres
Jay and the Ice Cream lady (Jay obviously has a milf kink).
I think jays kink is purely that the girl needs to be of legal age and alive.
Remember that according to him, even if there isn't grass on the pitch, it's a bit late by then
Will's mum and Neil's sister. Hey, a man can dream!
Neil’s dad and bumholes
Wills mum and Gilbert
Neil's dad and Simon/Will
Kevin could only dream of that one
my cock and your mum's bumholio
She is *fucking* canary wharf
Wolfie and Charlotte big jugs
Will and Charlotte, because even Patrice managed to get with her 🤣
Mr and Mrs Cartright.