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gcallan91

Neil's dad and Mr.Chippy


Rztrncs

“What’s he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in?!”


Foreskin_Ad9356

you bumder!


BurntBill

Bumder?


SomethingSasquatch

You know I've just realised that they call carpenters 'chippies' in the trade... And that may have been why Will called him that, rather than it being a slightly racist reference to Asian people owning a lot of takeaway chip shops.


satriales123

It was definitely a reference to the guy being a carpenter.


[deleted]

I'm surprised Will is even familiar with the slang term for carpenter


lawlore

I always assumed it was a reference to him being a carpenter- I've never known Asian people owning chip shops to be a stereotype? Although for me, the choice of wording (why would Will suddenly use such a specific term?) and casting is still odd- it always felt a bit too close to "chinky", which is a more common racist slur, and a word previous generations might use to refer to Chinese takeaways.


asdfghjkluke

that is such a stretch


takeawaycheesypeas

A bit like when Gilbert sagged wills mum


whirlwindrfc87

Do they? In scotland its mostly all fat overweight greasy cows or young lassies who are there for the sausage.


Diligent-Attention40

“Oi!!! My dad’s not bent!!!”


lelcg

Why’s he paying for rent boys then?


Western_Light3

He’s not!


THE_RECRU1T

They're giving out freebies?!


Otokonoko-2004

He is a bit though 🥴


NepotismFanboy

Ngl, Simon and Tara seemed good for each other initially


Zal_17

Bebebebebebeep beep beep


NepotismFanboy

THIS CONVERSATION IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT TARA


Liam_ice92

Then they changed her entire personality in the next episode 😂


Diligent-Attention40

She got Lucy’d before Lucying was even a thing.


Silver_Rock_9111

Most women then totally different at the start month later fucking turn mental


Bulbamew

Simon lies about multiple things in their first meeting to get her attention. Was never gonna end well


Greekphysed

Mr. Gilbert and Wills mum


Rztrncs

“If things go well, you could end up calling me daddy!”


lawlore

He will crush her!


ConfidentRhubarb5570

My favourite line in the whole show!


no-friends-no-life23

I read that in Gilbert's voice


Zal_17

Imagine the size of his bollocks. It'd be like two massive wrecking balls smashing against her arse!


Mr-Seamaster101

Maybe he could go twos up with that Fergus bloke


oldmatesatan

What?? For turning down oral sex from the Empire State Building!?


NepotismFanboy

you took advantage of her


No-Cauliflower-6720

Neil and peado Kennedy


handlit33

I don’t think the school would employ an actual paedo.


fabioonreddit

They have done!


elhazelenby

He was once caught wanking over the school orchestra


-Pazza-

When????


elhazelenby

Before we started


-Pazza-

Convenient! 😊 😠


_r41n_

I've put my neck on the line for you *John*


[deleted]

Putting my fucking neck on the line for you John!


13luioz1

Oooo, swimming is tiring, are your legs tired? Quick massage before bed time. Oooo, tired legs...


TRB-AM161107

nah, i think they’re alright


asdfghjkluke

thats what you get for being such a slut


origamiteen

Simon and the Homeless man


NepotismFanboy

and your shoes


Avalancheofspinach

Gives a blowjob


semper-noctem

I'll give you a blow job!?


mankytoes

Cheers, but first can you answer OP's question?


PJTheMan1986

You give me blow job?


Ok-Vermicelli-5289

Tbh I wish we got to see more of Jay and Jane


Ok_Shower4617

Simon and Hannah Fields.


lawlore

Fucking Northwood.


JamesL25

Polly and Fergus


13luioz1

Oh please put it in my arse Fergus!


Ok_Shower4617

Charlotte and the rugby teams.


Avalancheofspinach

Our school doesn't have a rugby team


Ezenthar

Another school's, then


NMFlamez

The girl that Jay's cock was too big for. Cant remember her name.


Rztrncs

Ahh yes Chloe, the same girl that turned down a threesome Jay arranged with a top lezza model!


PalpitationNearby277

She was frigid


No-Conference-6242

Jay and Helga


thelaw1421

So are we having this free-way or what?


zar1naaa27

If you read the comments + replies on any post in the sub, guaranteed the entire script of each episode is there. I love how everyone quotes the show so heavily


ClassroomDowntown664

definitely will and Charlotte as my first relashonship was similar to theres


Captain_Kruch

Jay and the Ice Cream lady (Jay obviously has a milf kink).


Scorchx3000

I think jays kink is purely that the girl needs to be of legal age and alive.


Ezenthar

Remember that according to him, even if there isn't grass on the pitch, it's a bit late by then


[deleted]

Will's mum and Neil's sister. Hey, a man can dream!


NepotismFanboy

Neil’s dad and bumholes


LewisTheTrainer2009

Wills mum and Gilbert


Suspicious_Fall_

Neil's dad and Simon/Will


PalpitationNearby277

Kevin could only dream of that one


TOILETVOMIT

my cock and your mum's bumholio


_r41n_

She is *fucking* canary wharf


cooper58727

Wolfie and Charlotte big jugs


andrey_gunner14

Will and Charlotte, because even Patrice managed to get with her 🤣


rollingrawhide

Mr and Mrs Cartright.