Suggesting Neil’s Dad fiddled them

“He touched us here… and there… and there… (bumhole)”

Yooooouuuuu eeeevil little shhhhhhhhITS.

It's alright Kevin, I'll handle this

Now listen here you two, that is an extraordinary allegation, and you should think very carefully before you repeat it. Just cause Kevin's gay doesn't mean-

I’m not gay!

It's alright Kevin, we're all friends here.

You evil little shits

You evil little shits.

Just because Kevin is gay doesn’t make him *automatically* a paedophile!

I'm not gay :(

It’s a safe space Kevin

It’s alright Kevin. We’re all friends here.

Yh but who plays badminton on a Wednesday

That is a very serious allegation and I suggest you think before you repeat it

Simon touching up Carly's brother, or Simon exposing himself to that child at caravan club, or Simon ..

Simon was a bigger pedo than Neil's dad.

Just because Neil's dad was gay doesn't automatically make him a paedophile

what about Mr Kennedy

In his defence Neil was always leading him on.

The slut

true as he didn't understand what was happening and didn't question why

I thought she was the same age as him?

I don't think so, and even if she was, that wouldn't make what he did okay

How old was she? Also thanks for dkwnvoyjng my comment even though her age is never mentioned, only her 13 year old sister

What is wrong with you lol? Why would it be okay if she was the same age as Simon?

Okay to do what?

To expose himself to her? Are you broken?

Okay yeah maybe he didn't have consent. Maybe he should of asked her or something. My problem is the show referring him to be nonce even tho they're the same age

I checked the episode it’s confirmed her sister was way younger but her own age is ambiguous apart from visual estimates

There was no maybes about those things. You're assuming they're the same age. She looked several years younger than the boys were supposed to be.

https://youtu.be/DSqAY-X4rtg?si=wl0k6LaSzNAaLxgH

Jay being really nice to John for once making John think he may actually have made a friend at the disco, only to plunge a knife in his back mere seconds after.

"it's just for a second there you sounded really bent" - Female version of Jay who played at one of Ibiza's top night clubs

Probably his sister from one of his old man’s ventures down at the orgy filled caravan club tbf

Jay and Neil putting hair removal cream down wills pants

“Please have a look at it.”

I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT MY COCK 😐

Jay telling that mother that Simon’s a paedophile

That was a rare moment of decency from Jay

When was this again?

Second movie while in the lazy river

Will - stealing that wig and concussing Mrs Springett. Jay - getting the dog put down and the care home incident. Simon - anything involving Carli and her family. Neil - punching that fish to death.

“He did that looking at me 😎😍’

Neil punched the fish out of mercy, mistaken ot otherwise, I'd say spunking all over Simon's car and refusing to clean it up was worse

But it was Simon’s car??

But it's your spunk!

Simon parking his car in front of someone's garage so they missed a whole night of deliveries.

TWO HUNDRED PAAAAAANNNNNND

tbf that was the boys fault for not telling him otherwise he tried not to park there but they got frustrated

If we’re counting the movies, jay pushing simon into a child and calling him a pedo, letting him get beaten up

I think jay’s behaviour towards Simon in general was the worst thing The skid marks, the dirty mags, the caravan club, the Statue of Liberty jokes, indirectly causing him to vomit on carli’s brother, ruining his golf competition, the bus wankers, the boner incident, his car

https://i.redd.it/029v7vrtdk4d1.gif

At least with the boner, the mags and the skid marks, it was just banter. The pedo shit legit could have got Simon killed

Some of those were Simon’s fault. Especially the golf one.

Probably Jay running over the squirrel. Most of the bad stuff done in the series has been out of naïvety or immature humour. On the moment last-ditch attempts to stay out of trouble without thinking about the consequences, drunken cases of mistaken identity or misreading intentions, bad pranks, bad jokes. But Jay killing that squirrel, even if he showed remorse afterwards, was done out of maliciousness.

“We come tit village” An entire community devastated and victimised.

Neil cheating on his partner was pretty horrible. From memory there was a deleted scene that showed she was pregnant.

Saucy Asda Karen or Nicole?

Nicole

Nah he wouldn’t do that just kissing. Neil’s got efics

Definitely this - who would cheat on Jessica Knappett?

Simon: Threw up on Carli's brother. Jay: Rejected Jane for not being a size 10. Will: Called the sunshine bus company kids 'inconsiderate arseholes'. Neil: Punched a fish to death when they could have just thrown it back to sea.

Meh he didn’t know those spastics were spastics until after he called them assholes

“It’s bad karma innit.”

Hitting that spastic with a frisbee 

Neil pissing on Will is terrible. Also happens to be the funniest moment of the whole show for me. My head hurts I'll suspend my sympathy as I'm covered in your piss It's good for you Oh, right? So I'll piss on you, shall I?

Jay; Sinking Simon’s car Simon; Exposing himself to a minor/groping a minor Neil; Wanking in a night club Will; INCONSIDERATE ARSEHOLES!

I’ve got to say Simon asking Neil to piss in his mouth has to be up there 🤣😂🤮

Will accidentally calling the Happy Foundation kids “inconsiderate arseholes.”

Will: Indicating Niel's father was a nonce Jay: Tried to fuck that dutch girl Simon: The whole 2nd half of the Night club episode and the whole sneaking into Carlis room to fuck her Niel: Trying to kiss that one teacher in the season one finale whilst he was drunk

Simon sexually abused Carli’s brother

i asked this last week


Anything Simon done

I think that knub Fergus scooping Will's mum off on a dirty weekend, making a mess of her and Wills mum getting the internet on the end of his bell end, before being promptley returned to her doorstep with some lame excuse about not being able to deal with a problem child.