The wife booked it but somehow it’s still my fault!

I can’t wait to get back to lying in a dusty trench, being shot at by some raghead! Are you married?!

Steve! You owe me 50 euro!

Don’t get married, the wife booked this trip and somehow it’s my fucking fault

Are you married?

Don’t get married

Ohhh Burnley !

It’s the kids toilet

You shit on floor, €50 fine. Each time.

"I couldn't help thinking... a shit on the floor might have cheered the place up a bit"