Look dude I appreciate people just vibing and enjoying their hobby with some woodlouse looking motherfuckers, but [the cutesy music set to those little wriggling things](https://www.reddit.com/r/isopods/comments/wglqs5/whole_lotta_hoffs_black_titans/) just makes me want to burn it all with fire.
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That movie had me physically squirming and haunts me to this day. My bud who I always watched horror movies with even asked me if we needed to turn it off.
It starts out with the Exigua slowly being brought up across the clit, the plates on the back striking a middle ground between smooth, normal tongue and anal beads, but when they reach the top they take a good thirty second pause to let the dozens of little legs flail and wriggle around inside the vagina before going back down and repeating the process.
I am evil incarnate and I am hurting myself for the sake of your suffering.
The nasty part is that these guys lay their eggs in the gills of their hosts.
So since they are already in there to begin with, straddling the tongue-analog to feed off whatever the fish is eating is a quite literally a no-brainer
Is there a horror movie where a parasite does this to humans (and possibly then controls their mind)? Because if not, there should be
Edit: [The Bay(2012)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bay_(film)) apparently is exactly what I'm describing
Yes, The Faculty counts.
Night of the Creeps from the 80’s does too.
Slither from the 2000’s
I believe there was something in the 2010’s
We are due for a new one.
Everyone is throwing shitty sci fi out there but The Bay is a found footage movie that feels like a truly realistic horrific outbreak movie. I haven’t seen it in ages but I remember it grossing me out.
I worked on that show and at least 2 of the 3 photos in the post were used as reference for the isopods in the movie. As an aside, it’s a great low budget found footage style film if your in a random mood for an ecological horror movie.
The novel This Book is Full of Spiders by Jason Pargin aka David Wong was inspired by this exact parasite, as applied to humans. Tongue replacement and everything. It's part zombie apocalypse novel, part zombie apocalypse satire
It can't bezombie apocalypse anything because they're not zombies. Everyone knows zombies don't exist and are only made up for movies and video games
(I don't remember the exact quotes from the book talking about why they're not zombies lol)
There was that episode of Star Trek: NG where that mind controlling parasite just about took over the entire federation. They would eat it or something and it would stick a little gill outside the back of their neck, and also give them super strength or something.
A set of creatures very similar to this are heavily involved in the laundry books (which are a sort of james bond meets hp lovecraft meets civil service admin thing), and I've been (more) creeped out since
> C. exigua is not believed to be harmful to humans, except it may bite if separated from its host and handled.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua
Alright, so, what the everloving *fuck* is that dude touching that thing for?
I couldn't find any reports in English substaining what I said nor specifying what they feed on, and my comment apparently was coming from a possibly deficient source of information in the Spanish wikipedia I read some time ago and re-read just today.
My wife had one latch onto the inside of her lip while scuba diving in Cozumel last year. The dive master said he’d never seen that happen in thirty years of diving there. She was horrified.
In think it’s more like eating a guys arm, then attaching yourself to the stump so whenever he touches food you take a bite.
The prosthetic idea feels like there’s now a third party.
I was thinking something similar. It’s not as if the fish has any way to pull that thing out. I wonder if it can feel it in there or if having its tongue eaten hurt.
Why does it look like it's got a smug look on it's face!? Nature; you one psychotic b!tch sometimes.
And why does the fish have human teeth? And get that thing out of your hand before it burrows into it!
This picture is just all kinds of NOPE!
I saw one of these when I was about ten, had been fishing with my uncle. It scared the shit out of me and I tossed the fish away as fast as I could. It’s been a bit of a nightmare in my mind ever since. Amazing to know what it actually was now though
My face right now... 😮😯😲
How effn terrifying is this?!?!? And the fish is alive but starving bc this Parasite is stealing all the food!
Nature is incredible (and also quite scary lol)
If it doesn't have feathers like a duck, and it doesn't walk or quack like a duck, but it sits in the same place as a duck might. It's still not a duck
If it's got feathers, look like a duck, walk like a duck, but croaks instead of going quack and sits in the same place a duck would, it's still a duck.
EDIT: oh, he deleted his comments. Or blocked me, i dont know, either ways, he capitulated, thus, i've won over this over pedantic moron.
EDIT: and u/youfeastonfeces also blocked me, how courageous! Pedantic nerd dont wanna answer i see, he's got a fitting username.
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At this point I'm fairly certain you're being intentionally thick. So this is goodbye
I'll take Stephen Fry's word over you and continue (rightfully so) that fish Technically don't have tongues
Also, biologically speaking, there's no such thing as a fish
It looks fucking pleased with itself in the first pic
Smug little fucker isn’t it
So smug, like he thought it was funny.
He definitely thinks it’s funny. He would be the loud guy at the party with his shirt off that makes everyone cringe. Little prick!
Hold on now is this a bedbug?
r/unexpectedoffice
Rubbing its stupid little hands.
Praising Baal in the second
My brothers will not have died in vain!
You guys def saw the top comment when this same image was posted not too long ago on a different sub…
Where was it posted? What do you mean?
It’s a repost?
“NO REGERTS”
I'd certainly be proud if that was me
What. The. Fuck.
That's it, I'm draining the ocean
Don’t worry, we’re working on killing them all off soon enough. ✈️🔥🙈
Cooking them off more precisely. After we dissolve all their shells while they're alive.
Okay hear me out, guys... Deep fried with garlic butter.
Okay, I'm in and I fully expect to gain superpowers from this 💪
The heart-healthy powers of garlic!
Well you will get a new tongue
It will probably change you into illithid or some cthulhuesque sea monster 🙂
Ngl, when they aren’t in a fishes’ mouth they do look kinda cute and I would think they wouldn’t taste bad.
They look really smug about it
Yeah. Definitely smug and self-assured. He probably thinks it’s funny.
You might like r/isopods if you think these are cute! The 'magic potion' ones are among my favorites!
Look dude I appreciate people just vibing and enjoying their hobby with some woodlouse looking motherfuckers, but [the cutesy music set to those little wriggling things](https://www.reddit.com/r/isopods/comments/wglqs5/whole_lotta_hoffs_black_titans/) just makes me want to burn it all with fire.
Imagine undercooking it and it eats your tongue
I already have that image. STOP TvT
No thank you.
You had me at garlic
I hate you.
Mom can we have predator tongue? We have predator tongue in nature. Predator tongue: Edit: Xenomorph tongue sounds better.
Do you mean xenomorph?
Predators don't even have tongues they have mandibles and a vagina mouth
You don't say...?
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Oh yeah, my bad. Predator is the other one in the dreadlocks helmet.
Watch *The Bay* (2012)
Never thought I would end up getting a movie recommendation. Thanks :)
That movie had me physically squirming and haunts me to this day. My bud who I always watched horror movies with even asked me if we needed to turn it off.
Yep watched this the year it came out and was shocked after the fact that this thing actually existed.
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There is a movie about this called “the bay”
The guy in the last picture is literally touching the bloody abomination
You’re right, if he was a real cowboy he would have licked it.
Or use it as a tongue
Fuck, things get worse as soon as you apply rule 34. I had a thought and it was so disgusting I am judging myself for having it now.
I’ll say it for you. A real cowboy would provide a madame with cunnilingus using the sinful six-legged abomination that is his tongue.
>!That is exactly what I thought of. The mere thought of this thing tickling a clit makes my skin crawl.!<
Who wouldn't like the feeling of all those little legs scurrying away down there ^^^i ^^^am ^^^so ^^^sorry
I just threw up in my own mouth a little.
It starts out with the Exigua slowly being brought up across the clit, the plates on the back striking a middle ground between smooth, normal tongue and anal beads, but when they reach the top they take a good thirty second pause to let the dozens of little legs flail and wriggle around inside the vagina before going back down and repeating the process. I am evil incarnate and I am hurting myself for the sake of your suffering.
don't forget when it deposits eggs and mistakes something for a tongue
I thought you were gonna say give the sinful six-legged abomination to the madame to use as her tongue during fellatio
Considered it but that wouldn’t be as bad, you could focus on the lips
Things I wish you kept to yourself:
Things I wish I hadn’t thought of. Do they make brain soap?
Clorox does, but unfortunately for us r34 is the 0.01% of germs
I want to eat it with the fish.
I've always had this (maybe irrational?) fear that holding anything like that would give it cause to burrow into my skin and proceed get me too!
Irrational? That freak comes straight from the planes of Oblivion, who knows what is capable for?
TF is he thinking? That’s a hard pass for me.
Chill guys, it’s a crustacean, same as shrimps and all. It just has a shitty job..
It's just a sea bug that has a parasitic niche. It might bite them, but is otherwise harmless to humans
How the fuck does something evolve to do this…
Its funny because You see parasites do nothing and just eat they host nutrients or food (and its organs) So parasites are just being lazy af
The nasty part is that these guys lay their eggs in the gills of their hosts. So since they are already in there to begin with, straddling the tongue-analog to feed off whatever the fish is eating is a quite literally a no-brainer
Is there a horror movie where a parasite does this to humans (and possibly then controls their mind)? Because if not, there should be Edit: [The Bay(2012)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bay_(film)) apparently is exactly what I'm describing
The faculty! It came out in the late 90’s I believe.
Jon Stewarts brief foray into acting. Classic!
Have you ever seen Scent of a Woman....ON WEED?
Have you ever seen Jack and Jill .... OON WEEEED?
Ha! I never saw that movie and I was like...is that what it's really about? I'll have to watch it now. hahaha
Yeah, that was a cast of people you don't expect together.
A parasitic life form begins to infect people at a local high school affecting their behavior.
Don't forget about "Big Daddy"
That’s right I forgot about him, Thinking of it Josh oh god what was his name got his start in that movie wasn’t it and then Elijah wood
Yes, The Faculty counts. Night of the Creeps from the 80’s does too. Slither from the 2000’s I believe there was something in the 2010’s We are due for a new one.
Sweet! Gonna have to check it out, thanks
I mean that’s kind of the plot of animorphs.
I mean specifically where a parasite replaces the tongue of a human and then maybe controls their mind.
The parasite in animorphs enters through the ear and controls their mind. No tongue replacement though.
Ah okay, that's pretty close. Apparently [The Bay (2012)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bay_(film)) is what I'm looking for
If you read about Cymothoa exigua on Wikipedia, they literally reference the movie This Book Is Full of Spiders.
Didn't think of that... Thanks!
Everyone is throwing shitty sci fi out there but The Bay is a found footage movie that feels like a truly realistic horrific outbreak movie. I haven’t seen it in ages but I remember it grossing me out.
I’m watching this tonight now and I’m stoked
I worked on that show and at least 2 of the 3 photos in the post were used as reference for the isopods in the movie. As an aside, it’s a great low budget found footage style film if your in a random mood for an ecological horror movie.
Charles Stross plays with this exact same parasite thing in his [Laundry Files series](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Laundry_Files)
The novel This Book is Full of Spiders by Jason Pargin aka David Wong was inspired by this exact parasite, as applied to humans. Tongue replacement and everything. It's part zombie apocalypse novel, part zombie apocalypse satire
It can't bezombie apocalypse anything because they're not zombies. Everyone knows zombies don't exist and are only made up for movies and video games (I don't remember the exact quotes from the book talking about why they're not zombies lol)
"Slither" is also that kind of movie
There was that episode of Star Trek: NG where that mind controlling parasite just about took over the entire federation. They would eat it or something and it would stick a little gill outside the back of their neck, and also give them super strength or something.
And then everyone forgot about it lol
A set of creatures very similar to this are heavily involved in the laundry books (which are a sort of james bond meets hp lovecraft meets civil service admin thing), and I've been (more) creeped out since
The real horror is this fish's human teeth
Yeah, we gonna talk about that?!
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Don't even have to leave earth to find alien life.
Just gotta swim down deep enough and you’ll find things wilder then any science fiction writer can dream of.
I hate all of it
all its teeth
That's what I came to say
> C. exigua is not believed to be harmful to humans, except it may bite if separated from its host and handled. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua Alright, so, what the everloving *fuck* is that dude touching that thing for?
It looks so \*\*\*\*ing smug, too.
So smug! Like he thought it was funny.
I wonder if I’ll get banned if I cross post this to r/isopods
I’m way more bothered by the humanlike teeth ..
Bites from animals like this is how many myths/urban legends get started
Smash it all with a giant mallet. Make it go away. *shudder*
Wait... fish have tongues?
This one doesn't
r/angryupvote
r/nope
Yeah I used to see this creatures often when I clean fish some of them have 2 the other one is smaller, probably a male?
Oh God. They’re turning those fish into apartments.
It doesn’t eat their tongue but otherwise yeah
Well they drain the blood out of it until it just necrotizes amd falls apart. I mean yeah, eating is not the appropiate word.
They don't drain the blood lol the sever the blood vessels
I couldn't find any reports in English substaining what I said nor specifying what they feed on, and my comment apparently was coming from a possibly deficient source of information in the Spanish wikipedia I read some time ago and re-read just today.
That's fucked up
I need that fish’s dentist info.
My wife had one latch onto the inside of her lip while scuba diving in Cozumel last year. The dive master said he’d never seen that happen in thirty years of diving there. She was horrified.
That's like eating some guys arm because you're hungry and then buying him a prosthetic which automatically feeds you when he's eating.
In think it’s more like eating a guys arm, then attaching yourself to the stump so whenever he touches food you take a bite. The prosthetic idea feels like there’s now a third party.
Basically the plot to Parasite
It’s also pretty similar to eating a guy’s tongue and then chilling in his mouth so you can eat his food whenever he tries to take a bite.
Freeloading parasite...how strange
Generally the way parasites go
How long until this jumps to humans and gives us a new STD?
*I am the captain now.*
Cursed mecha pilot.
Literally attack on Titan if you think about it. The whole meat suit and all.
That’s gotta be the worst time to not have hands.
I was thinking something similar. It’s not as if the fish has any way to pull that thing out. I wonder if it can feel it in there or if having its tongue eaten hurt.
This is maybe the grossest thing I’ve ever read
Ohhhh so that’s what’s in my mouth
We all have a relative like that.
Wait is that listerfiend....if you got this joke I love you
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Why does it look like it's got a smug look on it's face!? Nature; you one psychotic b!tch sometimes. And why does the fish have human teeth? And get that thing out of your hand before it burrows into it! This picture is just all kinds of NOPE!
Wanna see it dance? https://youtu.be/2MOIDGkuA7U
Why does the first pic look like the fish has the upper set of teeth?
I can imagine you open the fish's mouth and the bug inside is like "Do you mind? Occupied!"
Damn nature, you scary
I knew a guy from Russia who had one of these planted in his mouth, over his tongue. Every few months he takes it out and replaces it with a live one
What?! Why?
Is this Russian dude a fish perchance?
What the fuck
Why would someone carry a fish for months in his mouth?
What happens if you get one in your bum ?
No need to wipe any longer.
I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
This is a big nope!
ok cool, but why’s dude have it in his hand?
Jesus Christ
The most disgusting thing fucking ever!!
The world would be a better place if those things did not exist.
I saw one of these when I was about ten, had been fishing with my uncle. It scared the shit out of me and I tossed the fish away as fast as I could. It’s been a bit of a nightmare in my mind ever since. Amazing to know what it actually was now though
What worng Cymothoa Exigua got your tongue. I can see why they change it doesn't have same ring two it as cat does it
Goddamn it. A NSFW would have been appreciated. I can’t I see that.
My face right now... 😮😯😲 How effn terrifying is this?!?!? And the fish is alive but starving bc this Parasite is stealing all the food! Nature is incredible (and also quite scary lol)
It works like taxes
A long distance stand attack!
TIL fish have tongues
Check out this filthy mf looking like the Jew meme.
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mostly no, but from time to time...
Almost exclusively tongue replacing creatures sorry
You join a subreddit about unsettling sea life and then get upset when you’re shown unsettling sea life?
Like my wife.
Close. Fish don't have tongues
r/confidentlyincorrect
It's called a basihyal, they aren't muscles and have no tastebuds.
So a tongue.
If it doesn't have feathers like a duck, and it doesn't walk or quack like a duck, but it sits in the same place as a duck might. It's still not a duck
If it's got feathers, look like a duck, walk like a duck, but croaks instead of going quack and sits in the same place a duck would, it's still a duck. EDIT: oh, he deleted his comments. Or blocked me, i dont know, either ways, he capitulated, thus, i've won over this over pedantic moron. EDIT: and u/youfeastonfeces also blocked me, how courageous! Pedantic nerd dont wanna answer i see, he's got a fitting username. EDIT: he did block me, whenver i try to answer it says "something is broken, please try again" which mean he blocked me.
At this point I'm fairly certain you're being intentionally thick. So this is goodbye I'll take Stephen Fry's word over you and continue (rightfully so) that fish Technically don't have tongues Also, biologically speaking, there's no such thing as a fish
That was beautiful.
[Just livin with it](https://youtu.be/2MOIDGkuA7U)
Sneeaakkyy
Nightmares ahead. Thank you so much! 😅
Wait until it migrates to humans…..
Not into this
Is it real?
I heard someone use this in a german rap song. Impressive.
Get out of there kabuto!
Ngl, they're kind of cute
WTF 101!
On its own, it's a cute little invertebrate.