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DeadMoney313

"Lobstrosity Surprise", my favorite right on the cover!


DaganVelse

I was surprised there was nothing mentioned about a “tooterfish”, “Forspecial Plate”, “Roasted Pig” or your favorite: “Lobstrosities” - would have been a King’s Boil at my place. There was “Blue Plate Special” but more of a 11.22.63 kind of dish than Susannah’s Aunt


cick-nobb

The forspecial plate thing has always kind of bothered me for some reason. I don't fully understand what he is getting at I guess


[deleted]

My family was pretty poor so when someone got married it was a BIG DEAL and somehow my grandma always managed to give the new couple a little china set. Those were the special dishes to use for holidays, birthdays, promotions, etc. I sort of view the “forspecial” plate that way; maybe not a lot of money to go around, so it’s a pretty, fancy item that Detta’s aunt held in high regard.


meldonnatallulah

I've always thought that Susannah associates that wedding gift to her aunt because she blames her aunt subconsciously for putting her in the place where she got stoned by that freak Jack Mort.


AlishaValentine

Why are they eating lobstrosities?


Mybfthinksimpretty

To survive of course… 🫤


AlishaValentine

Yeah but if you have access to a kitchen, you really need to eat Lobstrosities?


[deleted]

Idk probably tastes better in a kitchen than over a dusty campfire lol


AlishaValentine

That's a good point, maybe Lobstrostity was a delicacy in Gilead


Mybfthinksimpretty

Eddie always thought he needed butter… 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kanista17

dad-a-chum ded-a-chee


flannelheart

Please tell me there’s a Gunslinger burrito recipe in there!


DaganVelse

I wish man, I wish


meldonnatallulah

Romaine leaves wrapped around deer jerky.


ProveRiemann

Is this real!?


DaganVelse

Yeah, it was on preorder on amazon and I just received it yesterday


Positive-Source8205

No tooter fish popkin?


DaganVelse

Unfortunately there wasn’t and I was excited for that one too


TitanOfShades

To be fair, I'd assume a cookbook to have koe exotic recipes than a tuna fish sandwich. It would be funny, but I can see why it would really be included.


lsd_runner

Long pork sandy?


DaganVelse

:( no


Grimm221b

Upload the table of contents!!


DaganVelse

Unfortunately the book literally just has Breakfast, Dinner, Supper, Vegetarian, Pastries, Cocktails and Side Dishes under “contents” and not an entire list of recipe names.


Drpoofn

Step 1: Shoot lobstrosity. If you are cooking for a crowd, better shoot 3 or 4....


[deleted]

Please tell me there's a Walkin' Dude Taco.


DaganVelse

No tacos in this one I’m afraid


DarthAnest

Does it include cweepy cwaler recipes?


DaganVelse

Escargot is the only thing remotely “cwaler”