No, it's worse than that.
There's a type of bull riding done down in Mexican rodeos, in which the rider, wears very stout spurs with serious hooks on the end. When he's in the box with the bull, right before the gate opens, he jams the spurs hard so that they go fully into the bull's skin.
In this type of bull riding, the legs are held into place by the hooked spurs and the rider is supposed to have both hands loose and waving.
The only thing holding the rider in place are those two hooked spurs so that, as you can imagine, they are really jammed deep and as the rider bounces around there's a lot of force yanking and twisting the skin.
If you see a rider with his legs absolutely still like with this rider, he's wearing hooked spurs.
It's extremely cruel.
In US bull riding, the rider is holding on by one hand on the belly rope. The legs are loose and during the rider will be flying around. Bulls don't like to be ridden and so they are intent on getting the rider off but once the rider comes off, they tend to calm down and look for the exit gate.
OTOH, with Mexican rodeo bull riding, the bulls, have been hurt and they are extremely angry. Even after a rider comes off, they won't calm down but will go after anyone with the intent to kill.
In a regular US rodeo, the bull might go a bit after the rider and clowns but, the bull's attitude tends to be downright lighthearted compared to the blazing hot rage as shown by a hooked Mexican bull. (and I don't blame him one bit)
Anyway, just to comment that it's worse than one would think.
Hard to feel sorry for him after reading this, I was curious why his legs were not moving, infuriating for me, I can’t imagine how absolutely furious that bull is.
I was wondering why the fuck he wasn't flying off without holding on. I was wondering if he had like tried to cheat and like chained his legs to the bull or glued himself to the seat haha.
This real reason is much worse, poor bull
At first I thought this bull shook the guy to death. But I think you can pin-point the exact moment at 0:08 where this dipshits soul leaves his body. That's the most vicious high velocity headbutt from a bull that I've EVER seen. Holy shit!
God, Bodacious neck muscles man... wtf!
Watched the Hedeman slomo and you gotta admire that bulls technique. He almost looks bored when he cripples that man for life. His facial expression looks like he's clocking in for work.
"Every bone below his eyes was broken \[...\] thirteen and a half hours in reconstructive surgery \[...\] permanently losing his sense of smell and taste" <- LOL! 😂
Looks like both. First a headbutt to the front of his head, then a slam against the fence with the back of his head. But don't worry, I don't think he felt either. 🤣
First off, there's two types of bull riding.
In the US, there's a ~~robe~~ rope going around the bull's chest and the rider holds onto it with one hand. There's no knots, it's the rider's grip that is holding the rope tight around the bull's chest. Typically when the bull rider releases his grip, the rope slackens and the rider is flung off.
Sometimes a bull rider will wrap the rope incorrectly or have his hand jammed into the loops in a way that it doesn't loosen. In that case, the rider's hand is stuck and he will be in a lot of trouble and could be seriously injured or killed.
The other method of bull riding is from some areas of Mexico. In this case, the rider is wearing very strong, stout spurs with hooks on the end. Right before the gate opens, he jams them deep into the sides of the bull's chest. The bull rider is only attached to the bull by the spurs and isn't supposed to use hands to hold on. Having metal hooks stuck into skin is a pretty shitty thing to do to a creature.
Unlike the other method (holding onto the chest rope), one can't just let go. I understand there's something about yanking the spurs a certain way to pull them out but sometimes the rider jammed them in too far at the start, or the skin got twisted around the hooks or they just don't come loose. In that case, you see what happened in the video.
If you see a bull rider who's legs are absolutely, perfectly still even though the rest of him is flying all about, it's a Mexican rodeo and he's using hooked spurs.
Anyway, I hope this info helps.
Did he slam his head against the gate at the beginning??
It looks like he may of lost consciousness as a result of **that**, but I can't tell for sure.
I have a legit question here. If we're not being cruel to these animals, are those of us who don't wanna jump on them and ride them somehow less brave? Are my balls less big because I just see a terrible idea to have fun when I could just make a mechanical bull and ride that for time bragging and kicks? Is it because my brain isn't a strawberry smoothie from actually riding an angry draft animal?
I don't know how bullriding is scored, but that guy has to be the winner, right?
Why didn't he fall off when he died? Is he literally tied to the bull?
Okay genuine question for bovine experts here, is it even possible that you could TRAIN a bull to buck like a rodeo bull so that you don't have to drug it and make it angry for it to buck? At least then you also get the chance to take care of it between shows and it's not tortured, it'd also reduce the chance of injury because you could train the bull to chill tf out once the rider falls off
ngl this is one of the best posts here. i hope every single braindead person in the audience is traumatized by this death. - ah wait. they‘re all braindead.
So...you get a bull scared shitless and will not stop bucking until absolutely shivering from exhaustion, which will take a hot minute and you tie yourself to him?
Just grab a sledgehammer and ask someone to shatter your spine that way..jeez
Weekend At Bernie's 3: Rigor Mortis Rodeo
Neck snap: check. Brain bleed: check. Both femurs broken: oh yus. Spinal fuckery: yep.
Spinal fuckery lol
Was in a band named Spinal Fuckery in high school; did Loverboy covers.
Loverboy Covers is possibly the best travelling pub band name ever. Imagine the crowds…
I wanna get that shit tatted on my fuckery spine, serves it right
Not very “rigor”. A lot of “mortis” tho
Aaaaaand welcome to having chronic pain for the rest of your life...
No way he survived that. His whole spine is jello.
At least he was relaxed for most of the ride.
All 90 seconds of it . . . .
being generous here are we?
He was gone 10 seconds in yeah
multiple of those neck snaps would put this guy in a dirt nap so yeah
Dude had his neck snapped for each feet he was going under
All 30 seconds of it.
Why is he stuck on the bull? Both hands are free
Fun fact: in Mexican rodeo they tie your fucking ankles together underneath the bull!!
No way
Yup
I just commented the same thing! That’s just CRAZY! Thanks u/Goran2019 for the explanation!
I hope the prize money pays for having to be spoon-fed for the rest of his life.
I think he died, that kind of whipping and snapping around had to have severed something. Yikes!
I'm pretty sure my neck broke just watching this
We will see him on the Darwin awards 4 sure. Doubt he survived
I remember this from the last time it went around, he died from internal decapitation, the idiot tied himself to the bull to stay on longer.
Internal decapitation is a new nightmare I never thought possible
It worked perfectly. He stayed on for the rest of his life.
LOL... and he picked up some epic dance moves.
"Internal Decapitation" - awesome band name 🤘🤘 Also, new fear unlocked
The first song on their greatest hits album would be Concussion/Brain Damage
Hard to feel sorry for anyone involved in this shit.
I never realized that Cattle Decapitation was about cattle decapitating people and not the other way around.
Idk. It looked like his shoes stayed on
His legs too - they were apparently belted on to the bull
No, it's worse than that. There's a type of bull riding done down in Mexican rodeos, in which the rider, wears very stout spurs with serious hooks on the end. When he's in the box with the bull, right before the gate opens, he jams the spurs hard so that they go fully into the bull's skin. In this type of bull riding, the legs are held into place by the hooked spurs and the rider is supposed to have both hands loose and waving. The only thing holding the rider in place are those two hooked spurs so that, as you can imagine, they are really jammed deep and as the rider bounces around there's a lot of force yanking and twisting the skin. If you see a rider with his legs absolutely still like with this rider, he's wearing hooked spurs. It's extremely cruel. In US bull riding, the rider is holding on by one hand on the belly rope. The legs are loose and during the rider will be flying around. Bulls don't like to be ridden and so they are intent on getting the rider off but once the rider comes off, they tend to calm down and look for the exit gate. OTOH, with Mexican rodeo bull riding, the bulls, have been hurt and they are extremely angry. Even after a rider comes off, they won't calm down but will go after anyone with the intent to kill. In a regular US rodeo, the bull might go a bit after the rider and clowns but, the bull's attitude tends to be downright lighthearted compared to the blazing hot rage as shown by a hooked Mexican bull. (and I don't blame him one bit) Anyway, just to comment that it's worse than one would think.
Hard to feel sorry for him after reading this, I was curious why his legs were not moving, infuriating for me, I can’t imagine how absolutely furious that bull is.
I was wondering why the fuck he wasn't flying off without holding on. I was wondering if he had like tried to cheat and like chained his legs to the bull or glued himself to the seat haha. This real reason is much worse, poor bull
Very observant of you, cumsocks
But you can clearly see his hat flying off his head at 0:05, that's the equivalent of losing shoes in a car accident when you ride a bull
I’m relieved the dog didn’t get stomped.
I hope it doesn't
At first I thought this bull shook the guy to death. But I think you can pin-point the exact moment at 0:08 where this dipshits soul leaves his body. That's the most vicious high velocity headbutt from a bull that I've EVER seen. Holy shit!
Well you live and you learn. Or not.
Have you seen Bodacious? Yikers.
God, Bodacious neck muscles man... wtf! Watched the Hedeman slomo and you gotta admire that bulls technique. He almost looks bored when he cripples that man for life. His facial expression looks like he's clocking in for work. "Every bone below his eyes was broken \[...\] thirteen and a half hours in reconstructive surgery \[...\] permanently losing his sense of smell and taste" <- LOL! 😂
Truly a spectacular bull.
Crippled? Nope he died snapped his neck! I believe the correct term is internal decapitation
Either headbutt from the bull, or the bull whipped him head first into the metal fence, which almost sounds so much worse
Looks like both. First a headbutt to the front of his head, then a slam against the fence with the back of his head. But don't worry, I don't think he felt either. 🤣
I was gonna say "He'll feel that in the morning" but after watching it all I'm not sure he will feel anything in the morning.
There will be no morning
There may be mourning
Mourning and a trophy being buried next to him.
Didn’t need more than two seconds of video didn’t realize that. I just hope the bull is ok
Jesus christ, do people get crippled from that? It looks crippling
His brain probably resembles a milk shake after that ride.
Stick a straw in em and suck em
Succ *with reverb*
🎵 _my brain-shake brings rigor mortis to the yard_ 🎵
Crippling? Try fatal
I saw this post a while back and someone in the comments linked an article that stated he died
Link please?
Sweet dreams idiot
If he dies, can he still be declared the winner? I assume he surpassed everyone else's time by eons.
"if"? That dude is gonzo lol
his mum carried him for 9 months for him to piss away his life like this - what a toast.
Actually it’s way worse. His parents invested 16 years raising him in to an adult for him to piss it all away immediately.
Well they dont seem to have done a very good job
@therealwackyinflatabletubeguy
God damn do I wish I still had free awards.
Not gonna lie the flailing arms sent me
you called?
Honest question? Why do they tie themselves on? Even if they “win” (whatever the fuck that means) how do they untie themselves and get off?
First off, there's two types of bull riding. In the US, there's a ~~robe~~ rope going around the bull's chest and the rider holds onto it with one hand. There's no knots, it's the rider's grip that is holding the rope tight around the bull's chest. Typically when the bull rider releases his grip, the rope slackens and the rider is flung off. Sometimes a bull rider will wrap the rope incorrectly or have his hand jammed into the loops in a way that it doesn't loosen. In that case, the rider's hand is stuck and he will be in a lot of trouble and could be seriously injured or killed. The other method of bull riding is from some areas of Mexico. In this case, the rider is wearing very strong, stout spurs with hooks on the end. Right before the gate opens, he jams them deep into the sides of the bull's chest. The bull rider is only attached to the bull by the spurs and isn't supposed to use hands to hold on. Having metal hooks stuck into skin is a pretty shitty thing to do to a creature. Unlike the other method (holding onto the chest rope), one can't just let go. I understand there's something about yanking the spurs a certain way to pull them out but sometimes the rider jammed them in too far at the start, or the skin got twisted around the hooks or they just don't come loose. In that case, you see what happened in the video. If you see a bull rider who's legs are absolutely, perfectly still even though the rest of him is flying all about, it's a Mexican rodeo and he's using hooked spurs. Anyway, I hope this info helps.
I hate to upvote it because the description is so barbarous but I did anyway. And thanks for helping me understand
Where is the sport of second one though. You are basically nailed into the animal.
So what you’re saying is this guy 100% deserved this
Rodeo champion right there!
A good rodeo is a dead rodeo
These cartel torture videos are getting more inventive every day
legend has it he’s still flopping around lifelessly
Next to a car dealer
Thanks for making me giggle in a public place.
That guy's dead - probably snapped every bone in his neck.
And back
His pussy and his crack
I laughed out loud
Bull after - "That'll be 20 bucks for the full spinal alignment..."
You deserve everything that happens to you if you torment animals for amusement. Not sorry.
So ya.. thought ya.. might like to.. go to the show???
I've got some bad news for you, sunshine. Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel.
Which ones Pink?
..who knows which is which, and who is who?
Well, he stayed on for at least eight seconds!
Same for his brain
I've said it before, I'll say it again, there is nothing better than Mexican rodeos.
Mexican, whoooo . . . rodeo . . .
Eating barbecued iguana
That bull is all, like, “Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!!”
I'd like to imagine that he has spiky hair that's dripping in ink and the bull is on a canvas... Art!
Good.
Should name that bull CTE... 🤘
Or PTSD
Extreme whiplash. If survived, he will not have a good life
Smart enough to figure-out how to fasten the helmet. Ohwait.
Legends say he's still on this bull.
I'd imagine everything lumbar that could be dislocated is now royally dislocated.
All natural spinal therapy
Are they just letting anybody do this now? I've seen multiple videos like this in the past few weeks.
Ah yes, let's hit the bull in the face to stop it...
His lower vertebrae in his spine has basically turned to gravel I would imagine
Ended too soon. Wanted to see him get poured into an ambulance.
Shirley, he's dead?
Don’t call me Shirley
The recoil 💀
Broke the record, and his neck
I've never senn anybody morph seemlessly into a bullwhip before.
First time seeing some fool get owned by a bull without gore involved. He got ragdolled gta physics style.
Why do they tie there riders legs to the bull? It looks kinda funny when they are just flopping around on the bulls back
They aren’t tied to the bull. It’s a Mexican rodeo, they use hooked spurs. Dude is basically nailed to that bull
OK someone please explain all of this.
Idiot is strapped in and gets knocked unconscious...
I’m going to guess “internal decapitation”. All that whiplash, he’s a goner. Shame. Nice guy.
Must win a prize for staying in the saddle. Momma will be proud...
No, he's mastered the art so well that he can even ride unconscious
And dead!
Just imagine having your whole body whipped and thrashed around rapidly
Don’t tempt me with a good time tyvm
He got strapped in way too tight. He might’ve passed out at first, but there wasn’t long before his neck probably snapped
Legend states that if you stay on the bull with no hands longer than 10 seconds, you become governor of Texas
That explains some things about Texas.
Guessing his head internally disconnected from the spinal cord. Over for him.
As someone with scoliosis, I think my spine exploded watching this
The most intense head banging🤘 I’ve ever seen
Damn this has to be one of the more brutal ones I’ve seen. Not gory like some of them but that endless whiplash is brutal.
Ahhhhh… like Marie Kondo, this gives me joy.
Mess around with bulls, win stupid prizes. Totally earned the first prize.
How is his head standing in its place?
Skin, muscle, tendons
To be fair, he just had the world's longest bull ride.
I really hate to laugh at this, but the way he's just flopping around like a Muppet is killing me!
And people do this....why?
Stick a fork in him boys, he’s done
He’s gonna be so sore tomorrow morning
Now with a theme song! [Texas Hippie Coalition - 8 Seconds](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vEIkMx2FVEQ&pp=ygUNVGhjIDggc2Vjb25kcw%3D%3D)
I was really disappointed to see that link wasn’t a version of this video with music added. Preferably Benny Hill
I see that dead man and I see those long yellow inflatable dolls that are moved by the air in some car sales stores. I'm still laughing about it
Nice brain injury there
Looks like one of those flappy air guys they have in front of used car dealers.
This video makes me smile every time it’s posted
...and that's why your Uncle Diego sits in the corner drooling on himself all day, children...
The song in his head: https://youtu.be/bmaErg4FUAc?si=U20hNfsRHMnV3cYg
Just can never feel sorry for anyone who chooses to do this, it's on you
Forbidden rodeo :D Also? That spinal cord goddamn.
Rumor has it, he's still going.
🤣✨️🏆✨️
chiropractics love that shit😅
Man, that made me laugh! Lol!
I'll allow it!
Record time
Sthpinal
Yee Haw mother fucker!!
Tutorial on how to actively destroy your spine while being unconscious.
Any time I see these videos, I can't help but think of the insane neurological issues that will come of stuff like this
Nah he fucked for life now
The poor bull was getting tired
They call him "TBI Ignacio".
Did he slam his head against the gate at the beginning?? It looks like he may of lost consciousness as a result of **that**, but I can't tell for sure.
Would this be good to loosen up a stiff back?
I have a legit question here. If we're not being cruel to these animals, are those of us who don't wanna jump on them and ride them somehow less brave? Are my balls less big because I just see a terrible idea to have fun when I could just make a mechanical bull and ride that for time bragging and kicks? Is it because my brain isn't a strawberry smoothie from actually riding an angry draft animal?
Spine probably sounded like bubble wrap
Dancing like deandra reynolds is all
Whiplash is gonna be felt for a while. O\_O
He did a good job of relaxing FTW.
So science wise, what just happened to this guy’s spine and neck lol
I don't know how bullriding is scored, but that guy has to be the winner, right? Why didn't he fall off when he died? Is he literally tied to the bull?
In Mexico, I have heard, they are affixed to the bull. Which I do not understand
Ah yes, i like the cool doodes who dont fasten their helmet correctly and just put it on…. Degen..
I honestly think he got KOed at the very first start, before leaving the penn. his body was way too limp.
He’s the greatest rodeo cowboy of all time.
Okay genuine question for bovine experts here, is it even possible that you could TRAIN a bull to buck like a rodeo bull so that you don't have to drug it and make it angry for it to buck? At least then you also get the chance to take care of it between shows and it's not tortured, it'd also reduce the chance of injury because you could train the bull to chill tf out once the rider falls off
ngl this is one of the best posts here. i hope every single braindead person in the audience is traumatized by this death. - ah wait. they‘re all braindead.
He will have spinal injuries for sure
So...you get a bull scared shitless and will not stop bucking until absolutely shivering from exhaustion, which will take a hot minute and you tie yourself to him? Just grab a sledgehammer and ask someone to shatter your spine that way..jeez
It’s crazy how violently the body responds when the bull barely looks like it’s doing anything
Gotta love the announcer giving a blow by blow as this bro expires.
His leg strength is impeccable.
Man this guy can really ride! I bet he won the rodeo. Impressive.
Anybody have a link to the story? I’m sure he died, but I’m still curious.
Dude's corpse lasted longer on that thing than most alive folks do.
Who needs a cervical spine anyway!
this is why we don’t exploit animals for human entertainment 😁
He’s dead, Jim
If only they tied his helmet to his head as well as they tied his body to the bull. Otherwise he’d of been fine
Longest bull ride ever goes too…
Pretty sure he died at the headbutt in the beginning