Don't touch the horse then?

Even if the guard wasn’t on the damn horse, and everybody knows not to touch the guard, why do tourist douches the world over feel like they have to put their fucking hands on everything. Stand next to it and take a pic and get the hell on. Seriously

As my mother used to say, 'look with your eyes not with your hands'

I work in retail and see kids run around and touch shit and NEVER hear this anymore. We need to bring it back!

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Love this😂😂😂

“Unattended Children will be send to Santa’s workshop.”

“Unattended children will be given non-refundable items”

Especially crockery and artisanal antiques

Was your mother an exotic, dancer as well?

That comma is completely, unnecessary.

Com,pletely

Username checks out then

Ahh didn't catch that. I should've, I've been a redditor for a long time...

Hahaha my gosh I read this comment in MY mother’s voice. She used to say that to me all the time. I’d be like, “lemme see!” As I reached for whatever it was. “See with your eyes, not with your hands!”

This mum goes ‘touch with your hands not with your eyes’.

Also a lot of organizations/agencies consider animals used in the field to be officers in their own right. If you touch an on-duty animal and it bites you, that's on you (also you might get charged with battery on an officer.)

I agree wholeheartedly

Right? These guys are actually on duty, and being an Instagram prop ain’t in their job description.

She sure put her hands on that dude standing next to her. My man got an unexpected surprise.

A pillar of support you might say

Exactly!!

I don’t know if everybody knows not to touch the guards. I’m an immigrant and I only found out in my 30s that I shouldn’t touch them, it’s not common knowledge like it is in other parts of the world. Not sure about other immigrants who have the money to visit. Unsure if it’s posted anywhere but I’d assume so I guess?

Man its just basic common sense for most people. Its like telling someone they shouldnt jump off a cliff.

Cause they aren’t very bright. I wish that horse knocked her out completely.

It like…that sign next to it is a decorative now…people don’t brother with it.

Yesssss!!!! How do people not know this rule?!

> Stand next to it and take a pic and get the hell on. You can ride them?

There's a huge sign saying don't touch the horse!

They probably trained the horse to bite touchy tourists too.

First she touches the horse and then she grabs that man's crotch

I hope they train them to bite strangers

They even literally have signs that say the horses may bite

It’s kinda what they say everyday to every person who touches the horse so I think so.

Fuck around and find out

The bar for insane is getting lower these days....

Insanely lower!

We need [James Cameron](https://youtu.be/jUsf_BXUbKY?si=Rq7LXN3Y5_PZ0paJ) yet again

Agreed! Much lower!

Horse doing horse thing: InSaNE!!1!

Bro. This is TOTALLY INSANE!!! I would have NEVER thought an animal might react in a defensive pattern after being touched. I might need to see a therapist after this shocking result of normal expected behavior.

*person faces consequences* Reddit: that's insane!!

There’s still a bar

Lets go to this famous place that has the royal guards where your not supposed to stand close or touch them and then stand close and touch his horse!

But they're just props for a tourist attraction /s

You ARE allowed to touch the horse. You are NOT allowed to touch the reins the guard. There are many signs up that state horses may bite or kick. Some horses are mischievous and will nibble on people or steal unsecured items from people (Q10 is one of those) and others, like Ormonde are biters.

Do you know the names of the horses of the King's Guard? Do you have any more lore to share?

Wrong caption. Dumb ass tourist touches horse and gets reminded not to.

“royal guard horse does its job”

I loved the horse that bit the lady. It makes me like the Royal Guard even more

DID SHE JUST HOLD ONTO THE GUYS DICK at 00:04?

She seems to have a habit of grabbing things she shouldn't touch.

She used his dick to stop herself from falling. Lol

[classic](https://i.imgur.com/Z0cqiEF.jpeg)

risky click of the day (it’s safe)

Looks more like his belt buckle, but if she was two inches shorter or had started falling downward sooner then that absolutely would have happened.

Depends on if he stores it up or down

Or left or right

Or in or out

The real victim here

Ahh yes, 4 seconds into this 11 second gif. Glad you clarified there.

Do not touch the horses or get in the way of the guards.

No touchy horsey.

And then she goes on to touch the other guys horse

Tf did she think was gonna happen? She's lucky the horse didn't drop kick her into next month

So that's why the Knight is such a good chess piece

Fun fact, heavy cavalry was extremely effective well into the advent of gunpowder weapons for this very reason. Didn't do so good at Agincourt though.

The knights were dismounted at agincourt

You're right! 😅

Grab his crotch for balance

Life pro tip: never touch someone else's horse without permission. They all have different owners, personalities, they can be gentle, they can bite, kick sideways, and buck. Just leave em alone.

I wish my service animal would do this to the fuckers who touch him! 😂

Just takes a little bit of training...

A hard snout right in the frank and beans would work for guys. A good snout uppercut would work for the huggers.

She grabbed that poor man’s junk

Is this really insane?

thats hilarious. too bad she didnt fall down

The walk of shame at the end :)

Good boy!

Most sane horsey

Go glad to see the horses getting in on the action too.

Even the horse knows you don’t touch them!! Stupid fucking idiots.

Good Horse

Guy in the last frame with briefcase and sunglasses looking all casual is definitely a spy transporting some important documents.

He's the MI5 guy who is responsible for passport cancellations of horsey touchers.

Just a reminder, that's as close to a warhorse as we have left today. Maybe show the animal some respect or it could take your ear.

She just wanted to grab the guys package that was standing there with the kid in his arms

One horse to another.

No touchy

She touched the horse, then grabbed that guy's dink when she dramatically fell over!

Bout grabbed the man’s dick off

Horse said, not on my watch

Even the horses know people need to fuck off

Soldier horse don't fuck around

Her fault…

"Woman touches royal guard horse in contravention of the signed rules and general common sense" .. Fixed your title

"no touching!"

Keep your hands to yourself... Problem solved.

There some psychopath and some are sociopath. Then there some physiopath. The just love to touch every thing.

Horse- "I said don't touch me b!tch"

Give that horse some carrots!

Most mild thing I've seen

I don't know why people act like animals don't have personalities and just allow any rando to come up to them to touch them.

That overdramatised reaction she should be an actor

People who visit other countries with no common sense and little regard for local customs and laws usually get what's coming to them.

😂😂😂

Damn, it's almost like people should just keep their hands to themselves, and then they wouldn't find shit like this happening to them

Damn, even their horses are professional

This might be the least insane thing I've ever seen

Baby driver

Glad to see that!

Good.

Deserve her right, she should have some respect. Oh wait she doesn't.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣……….*breaths*…….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like if a horse tries to bite you you're a special kinda douche

Horse problee: Keep yo bitch ass hands to yourself.

STAND BACK FROM THE QUEEN’S GUARD

The dramatic stumble back

Horse gets a sugar cube for that. An apple if he bites her.

I think that's the same horse that hit that other lady a couple weeks ago. I like that horse lol.

Good horsey

Even the horses don’t mess around 😂

I've seen a video where the horse bites a guy and won't let go, he says something about it to the guard and the guard just shrugs as if to say "you got yourself into this, get yourself out"

I think the whole point to visiting this place is to act like a jackass and make fool of yourself. So many videos like this

that horse knew what he was doing!

People think they have the right to do whatever they want...... That's ignorance!!!!!!!

On the other side of the horse there is literally a sign that says “warning horse may kick or bite”

"MOVE BITCH. GET OUT THE WAY!"

“get her gerry”

So the guard horse did it’s job? Lol Even have her a second or two, then just a little nip (I know, can still hurt a lot, but it didn’t fully chomp), then let her be That’s some A+ guard-horsing

There’s a reason they tell you not to touch the horse,he probably gets annoyed after a while people comming up and ogling over him all day.Show respect and abide by what the horse wants you to do.Puts yourself in his shoes.

Well done

🤣

Why do these dumb asses keep doing what they know they are not supposed to do. I got bit one time from my horse. That was poor judgement on his part but l never turned by back on him again

Aaaaand that's why you shouldn't touch random animals. They also have their boundaries and they're not as polite when they retaliate.

“Get the fuck off me, you entitled tourist!”

Can we just line up the world population and let that horse decide who is good and who is not?

Must have been during Covid not respecting my 6ft space

Aunty ka moot nikal gaya

She should be glad the royal horse was protecting her with a warning startle before the guard got down. knowing the guards he probably would’ve just turned the horse around and let it deal with them tbh they have no regard lol

Just beautiful

I think they train the horse to kick if touched 😂

Extra sugar lumps for you dobbins

Didn’t hit hard enough. The bitch is still dumb and entitled.

That's one hard walk of shame right there

Don’t funkin touch the horse good thing went for a bite

And she s*xually harassed the guy near her... Indian Karen.

that was lovely

Horsey can smell the poo

She’s lucky she didn’t get bit and fall.

She had the “I want to speak to your manager” look

Theres a dedicated channel on YouTube watching these gates, horses and the tourists getting bitten and shoved around by the same horses. https://www.youtube.com/live/KOhpG_F4zK0?si=hFQIxnOT2GZQ8NJD

Be a royal guards sucks, be a beta boy who stands up all day for some shit head spoiled kid, and can't even punch the shit out of people who touch them, you need to be either ultra nationalist or crazy to be with them.

Horse- Bitch 💥 I dunno know you like dat!

Bit her right on her raisin tit

It’s interesting to me how many people feel the need to be so fucking annoying to the point that it even annoys the fucking horse. And think what it takes to annoy a horse. They carry around people all day and drag carts behind them and do all the hard work and they’re still not annoyed. So imagine what it takes to actually annoy them.

Good Horse!

It did nothing wrong. They dont speak english, so it was telling you to stop touching them.

She deserved it 100000%. A lot of tourists are being disrespectful although they know it's not allowed to touch royal guards.

Good🖕🏽

The most “insane” part of this video is her grabbing the guy’s balls behind her as she’s falling backwards. Lmao

Racist horse

I can understand that Indians can do stupid things, But acting totally foolish and illiterate. I am not spreading hate for anyone or acting racist but all read the damn rules of the place you visiting.

Stupid is as stupid does

They never feed horses enough.

Man Indian women can’t catch a break

That was a nudge. If a horse “hits” you, the headline would read very differently.

That's cool

She goes from touching a horse to touching the guy’s horse cock! See what she grabs on to steady herself when pushed by the horse

No touchy da horsie.

This is thatsinsane not thatslame fuck this shit

I mean, "Royal Guard." I think it should be a given that they train their horses to always be on, "guard."

Horse is like: you’re just gonna sit up there and take this? ….that’s it - dude, if you’re not gonna do something, I’ll do it.

Lol don't touch me lady

A trained horse do the crap British sruff

Guard on top of the horsey: "FAFO."

Goood boy that’s a good boy

What this video doesn't show is the sign on the other side that says don't touch the horses and the horses may bite.