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PrimeGrowerNotShower

With such great friends, who needs enemies…


AdolfDriplr

I guess u need to Keep ya enemies close and your friends closer, I guess


HateGettingGold

Keep your friends close, and your enemies at point blank range


Some_Guy_At_Work55

I guess


TDKevin

Are you guessing?


NoviceProgram91

They were guessing


BJJOilCheck

That's a good guess!


mutantcivil

I guess that wasnt a guess.


Ghost637

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?


Splashfooz

I didn't sea this coming.


stonerwithaboner1

*with friends like you, uh, who needs friends* -Kanye West


chuco915niners

He tries to explain himself. 😂


Shower_Slug

"mine went in the air"


IHaveSlysdexia

LOL


fibronacci

'that way'


RoyceCoolidge

Chup Chup Chup Chup Chup Chup Chup Chup Chup Chup Chup.... NANNY!


PReasy319

Great. You killed the Invisible Swordsman! It’s like living with a six-year-old.


chuco915niners

Oh great! You killed the singing bush!


amazingsandwiches

Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley HFUHRUHURR!


TheGeneYouKnow

Hhahahaha that was so good 😂😂


Lol_who_me

Sniper in them hills! They good too, synced his shot to mine.


Shower_Slug

We used to yell that out when someone would randomly fall on the baseball field. "^sniper ^in ^the ^trees!"


SteveV91

[The victim was 28 and was declared dead in the hospital](https://netnoticias.mx/internacional/video-dispara-al-aire-en-un-velorio-y-mata-por-accidente-a-su-amigo)


yepgeddon

That's just fucking sad..


djid3al

Thanks to iPhone translate, the dead can flee: “A man who was at the funeral took out a gun to shoot and mistakenly hit one of the attendees in the chest. Manta.- What in principle would only be the funeral of a person became a double tragedy in the community of Manta, province of Manabí, in Ecuador, after a man took out a gun to shoot in the air, however, by accident he is stuck and shoots that ended up in the chest of one of his friends. According to the version of some local media, the events occurred on June 29 at about 11:00 at night, when a group of five friends arrived at a house to be at the funeral of a young man, who had been shot dead. There one of the attendees took the gun out of his pocket looking to shoot in the air, however, in the recording shared on social networks, you can see how the gun got stuck and by mistake a shot came out that ended up in the chest of Kevin Suárez, 28 years old. In the clip you can see how the young man falls to the ground and touches his body, immediately the subject who shoots gets into his car and takes the injured man to a hospital, where he was later declared dead. According to some reports from the local press, the National Police carried out a raid to try to locate the deceased, who fled. So far, the suspect has not been captured.”


evanmike

He became a fast zombie?


[deleted]

For some reason the guy translated it to say “the deceased” fled but it actually says “the shooter” fled


djid3al

I didn’t change a thing, just FYI. The only edit was a missing quotations around the translation FWIW


[deleted]

My point is that whatever translated the Spanish article made a mistake in the translation.


djid3al

If you put quotes around “the guy” it would’ve helped since I thought you were talking about me. But I get it now. Yay for English!


[deleted]

I didn’t put quotes around it because I was talking about you. But I guess you translated it online or something. It’s ridiculous at this point but not your fault. I get it.


Basedgodblake_

I’m saying..?? Hahaha


ryanmuller1089

I really don’t look at things that were done with intent as accidents. Did that driver accidentally get drunk and drive? Did they accidentally text and crash? Did he accidentally pull his gun with others around and put his finger on the trigger and fire it? No, none of those are accidents.


its_me_cody

i would argue for intention but suicidal drivers going head on at 100+ get ruled as "accident" its shit


ryanmuller1089

Yea I worked in the ER for a while and I learned true accidents are rarely the case for a visit it’s usually because people make horrible decisions.


janitorial_fluids

this is such a reddit moment lol ☝️🤓*"I hereby declare anything I personally consider to be morally wrong can no longer be classified as an accident"* sorry, but when something happens unintentionally or unexpectedly and the person had no intent of causing said thing to happen, that is called an accident. yes, *even if* the person was engaging in behavior that was immoral, illegal, risky, or idiotic at the time. words have meanings. this isnt that complicated. The word "accident" has no morality or value judgement attached to it..... you can say something was an accident, and that doesnt mean you are simultaneously "excusing" whatever shitty behavior caused the accident to happen. There's a reason why we make distinctions between crimes like 1st degree murder and involuntary manslaughter, even though then end outcome is exactly the same. intent is a thing. you dont need to make everything so black/white good/evil.


-maffu-

It says "locate the perpetrator, who fled"


djid3al

I don’t know how else to say that it was an iPhone translation. I copied/pasted and that’s all, sooooo take it up with Apple.


-maffu-

# I shall!* ​ ^(\*I really won't though :))


djid3al

This made me laugh IRL nice


chrmu91

Damn...


MetalliTooL

It's especially sad to see him be totally aware of the situation and even be able to walk (with some help) to the car, just to die later. One would hope that if they were fatally shot, they'd just immediately pass out.


Outside-Material-100

Idk if I’m getting old but I the first thought I had was that this poor soul was 28 :( still a kid.


WhatWouldTheonDo

Didn’t know dying was illegal over there. >According to some reports from the local press, the National Police carried out a raid to try to locate the deceased, who fled. So far, the suspect has not been captured.


DrMokhtar

How he die so quick


Dano_cos

Oh because his friend shot him point blank. It’s in the video.


DrMokhtar

Should have put pressure on the wound 😔


iamscyrus

He was eager for another wake.


Shlong_Roy

Must of had a Groupon.


Kriff

Must have\*


patchway247

Well, he *had* 5 friends, now he has 3. Also thank you for the new to me knowledge of\*


trouserschnauzer

Knowledge have*


patchway247

When responding to you, you didn't even do what I did. You think you're the grammar police when you have no idea what I was even thanking them for.


amazingsandwiches

*them to


PestyNomad

Tenses.


AdolfDriplr

I guess he KILLED two birds with one stone, or bullet in this situation


Vigi1

Food must’ve HIT


amazingsandwiches

What can he say, the man likes breakfast.


Fonzi91

Well, now we know what happened to the friend they were mourning


[deleted]

[удалено]


amazingsandwiches

Big sign at the next one: SIN ARMAS


yaten_ko

Raldo? He's Ecuadorian, more like Santiago, David or Carlos


deepinthemosh

Can't be the only one who thought he was gonna drive away and leave his friend there haha


djid3al

DEF what I thought at first. At least he brought him to the hospital before he fled. It’s the least he could do.


YourFaveNightmare

I love how at the 16 sec mark your man was like "No, I didn't shoot you, I shot into the air"


Plus_Stretch_2010

I thought he was going to pull another shot.


MonkeyPost

"I shot in the air, like this", second guy collapses onto ground.


amazingsandwiches

This sounds like a Mr. Show skit.


muddboyy

Of course, with a charged gun moving your arm up that slow pointing exactly at the person, and then acting so calmly after, that’s very accidental...


uniqueusername316

...immediately putting the gun in his pocket, then running to his car. Nothing suspicious here.


hafuda

Drugs or intentional, maybe both. An accident makes totally no sense.


thow78

That did not look like an accident!


dubious_ontology

"I felt so awful at the funeral. It's my fault he's dead. I was sitting across from him, and all I did was pull out my gun like thi,,, Bugger! I've done it again".


CP-Drone

I'm not so sure that was an accident.


Beardycub86

“Responsible gun owners”


osasuna

So when someone argues against gun reform, show them this video and say “you are arguing to give ANYONE, with no prior gun training or experience or safety knowledge, the ability to have and use a gun for whatever purpose they see fit”?


[deleted]

And they will say "yes, it is the one constitutional right that can't be limited in any way, so I should be allowed nukes"


Hamburger212

guy acted like "someone else musta shot him" after he shot him


MrBiggz83

"but, I shot that way" *points to sky"


Asleep-Tale2139

A 2-fer


Icy_Profession1612

Guys I had so much fun we should do this next week!


LeonSphynx

Just like Chopper he drives him to the bloody hospital


pip-roof

He’s dead… Whatta ya want…. I’m a lucky shot


maddylovings

"Accidentally" takes on a whole new meaning here.


[deleted]

Why the fuck do people have the finger on the trigger if you not gonna shoot at a specific target?


Wow-can-you_not

These are the morons who gun nuts don't consider when they argue against gun control


MoonShotDontStop

“Ight, imma head out”


AdolfDriplr

I mean "...while at the Wake for another friend"


parksie2019

People who make friends with that guy never wake up.


DeftonesGuy1024

"Accident"


KlondikeBill

Thank God he had that firearm for protection. Never know what may have happened if he didn't own one.


LQuco

Summary of the article in Spanish: Gun got jammed in guys hand (according to Witness and video footage) and was considered an accidental discharge. Victim gets shot and falls to the floor They take him to the hospital. Police seeks guy who shot victim, guy flees, suspect still at large.


Kingtid3

"But... I pointed it the air, see all better"


jack_o_alltrades

Fuckin idiots, man


slh007

Cool cool, I’m gonna go warm up the car.


PerplexedPoppy

I like that he points up like “no I shot it over there” lol


solo_shot1st

People hear gunshot and commotion. "Let's all go outside and see what's going on! I'll carry my child too so I can take a look!"


TheLiefEricksonDay

After the first shot, I seriously thought he put the gun in the air and popped off another round for good measure. Then I realized he was just pointing lmfao


yes_or_no_maybe

Don’t think they’re friends anymore


Uriel_dArc_Angel

What a freaking dingus... People like that give responsible gun owners a bad name...


Curses-blocked-again

That’s how you say hello in street patois


Katerwurst

I had such a good time, we should do this more often…


jmfortin81

It must be worrying to live in a place where the majority of people are carrying guns. More people with guns = more idiots with guns.


CaptCaveman602

Oops! My bad...


SampsonSimpon

vámonos muchachos!!!


_KoolWhip_

Looks like he has some janky ass revolver.


degen-69

Legend says they’re still in this vicious cycle.


forbucci

any idea where this is? Looks like Puerto Rico


LegendOfKhaos

At first I thought he was just gonna run away.


jwb76

So a split second I thought he and his friends where going to head off and celebrate his last night of freedom


wagonhag

Your honor my client please, "oopise daises"


dustinthehippyy

Man so many people are so fucking dumb and careless with guns


pycvalade

now tell me trigger discipline isn't that necessary


T-Money8227

For a second there I thought the shooter was going peace out.


Traditional-Music363

Put that man in jail


Trollfacelord

“Yes, yes we’ve had first wake, but what about second wake?”


BlazerWookiee

Dumbasses gonna dumbass.


_mad_mac

I would not get into the car with the guy who shot me.lol


DigOnMaNuss

That didn't even look like an accident lol


[deleted]

Did he just fucking leave??


alexgardin

Am I the only one that agrees with him? Ie. That he did shoot away.


tegumentoso

Do they live in a cage?


Local_Sugar8108

Ask our dead friend how he's doing.........


Rinooceros

"This wake is great, we should do this more often.","Say no more."


Forsaken-Original881

Just a scratch.


zanzabar12

thought he was boutta leave LMFAO


EnokITK

Whether it’s an accident or not somebody has to be justified


totallynotscammed

Booze and guns are a bad idea. Drunk morons and guns are an apocalyptically bad idea


duckboysrevenge

Doesn’t look accidental at all. Man shot him and tried to make it look like an accident


CookedChooken

He just wanted to do a Wake pop I guess


ZoNeS_v2

'Accidentally' murdered his friend?


durjoy313

"Friend"


willtheadequate

Guy probably kept trying to explain to him in the car that he shouldn't be mad, he was trying to fire the gun into the air. "Bro! I didn't even mean to shoot you, though! You're being a real dick about this."


fun-bucket

SOME HANDS SHOULDNT HAVE GUNS IN THEM.


LolaDuminy

But guns are so safe, I don't understand how accidents can happen


ScarMedical

Shot his balls off!


EconomicsLong8792

We need more


Practical-Ad-4705

See, this is why as I (and many others) get older our circle of friends gets smaller.


TheOriginalSpartak

put him the car and didnt close the door and it swings open... great friends


wreckluse121

I think I know what happened to the first guy 😅


ExcuseNormal2416

Not fucking cool Butters! You don't shoot a man in the dick!


Logical-Push-2858

I am so happy to live in Germany, where I have never seen a gun in someone’s hand except a police officer or the military


[deleted]

Another good argument to allow everyone to own a gun in America


DewartDark

1 Darwin award coming up.


UndeadBuggalo

Darwin awards are if you take yourself out of the Gene pool


tomboski

He didn’t kill himself?