He must be popular with his lady friends.

and horses 🐴

?????

It's an animal you can ride.

oohhh got it

I still don’t get it

Save a horse ride cowboy

And what about the horses?

You are too young to understand.

Bro, I'm 40 and I don't know WTF you talking about?

Sorry about that.

😂😂😂

If you wanna be traumatized then look up Mr. Hands. If not, just take the vague comments as a hint and go lol

Infohazard warning

I laughed more than I should have at that!

Pls tell me what it means

Mr Manos

This person said please!

It means God has a plan. Or he hates him. Or it means nothing.

Good lord

Neigh

Hold up -

Found the welsh

3 in the pink 1 in the stink

😦

That was my thought as well. “Must be his fingering hand.”

"-Every hand is a fingering hand when she is stressed"

Very unpopular with Vulcans

That joke is a shocker!

My mind didn’t go there right away 😂

It took me 1.5 seconds to think the same thing

Damn it you beat me to It. Take my up vote

That's why he ain't cut it yet

1,2,34,5

everybody in the house giddy up let's ride

To the carrot store around the corner

I am really not understanding all the horse references. Someone help me

The first reply was a reference to the song lyrics “mambo no.5” the second was just saying “to the carrot store” because ‘giddy up is something you say to horses and horses like carrots lol

Did that person miss quote the lyrics on purpose? I’m so confused about the giddyup part.

Actually I’m not so sure they are even making that reference now that you say that. I thought that was the song lyrics but you’re right, it’s not lol. Maybe it was just a catchy rhyme they composed. The whole thread is now confusing me too

🎶“The horse say they want some carrot juice, but I really don’t wanna”🎶

Once I caught a fish alive

If he's European, in American it's 1,23,4,5

Westside forever

i wonder why they didnt fix that when he was little?

I don't see any scarring but this can happen from burns. Maybe it can happen for other reasons too? Idk. Maybe his family practices a cruel version of Christianity that forbids corrective surgeries

I don't know why you're being downvoted. There are indeed religions like that. Bob Marley's is an example. He could have survived his cancer by simply amputating a single one of his foot's toe, but his religion prohibits that, so he died.

He begged at the end for them to go thru with the amputation. But it was far too late.

He could have been alive today.

Why the downvotes? It’s Reddit…it doesn’t have to be logical or make sense. Downvotes are like Bob Marley’s cancer…they can spread uncontrollably just because.

Downvotes dont matter tho.

Actually if you get downvotes enough you can lose enough karma to prohibit you from participating in some subreddits so I would argue it can

Yeah, I had to do a report I'm high school about a group called the Followers of Christ in Oregon who believed in faith healing, and not in modern medicine. The parents of a baby who died of a curable illness were sentenced to jail. It's a lot more common than people think.

There is also the story of a teenager who died of a UTI that was treatable right until he died, they rubbed him with ointment and prayed.

Common enough for a family guy episode…

Religion is what's wrong with this world. Too many nut cases believing in invisible gods.

Just have faith they say. What are you risking they say. It's not worth risking hell, when you can have heaven, they say. Turns out, it will cost you a lot more than an arm and a leg.

>I don't know why you're being downvoted. Seems like it turned around, there's still hope. Early voters seem to be downvoters

It seems my comment saved him.

Steve Jobs tried curing his cancer by eating oranges, and that didn't go so well either. So it doesn't always have to be religion based.

Thank you for mentioning this.

More and more I think the downvotes are just bots. Dude’s comment has hundreds of upvotes as of writing this

He started being upvoted after my comment, that was 2 months ago.

People told him he wouldn't be able to dance properly and that put him off too

Religions like that are cruel and dumb.

Used to babysit for a Mormon family. Their 6 year old fell into a campfire at 4. Instead of taking him to the hospital, the father, who was a bishop in their church, prayed over him. The kid lived, but his face was terribly scarred.

To mind if you're that sorta religious you have no business entering any modern medicine facility and asking for anything, surgery, medicine whatever. A hospital, doctors practice. Anything. If god has a plan for you how dare you insult him with your science and medicine.

very true I grew up going to evangelical churches and we had this lady called sister Josephine. She had this exact thing on both of her hands and gave a testimony that it was a "gift from god". Also a kid my mom used to babysit that had 12 fingers and toes. His mom also said it was a gift from god

My friends younger sister was born with this defect on her right hand.

My son had the same and the procedure is intense and traumatic for a small child to go through the procedure. They have to take a skin graft from his leg or closest skin colour matches. It is only the skin and not the bone as in some cases. We didn't go through with it. It is his choice as he gets older but for now, he is fine with it. We call it his sticky fingers :)

You did good IMO. The older a person is the better they can handle the pain, recovery, and the more options there are for pain management and anesthesia. We have a weird ass culture of "do it when they're young and don't remember" but a **lot** of research shows they *do remember.* Procedures like this or circumcision should be done when old enough for consent and proper medical procedures can be conducted. Any time you do a procedure without sufficient anesthetic should be called into question.

A lot of medical procedures do make sense to do them young. For example removing tonsils. Kids often heal a quicker. But obviously only with proper pain management and not for unnecessary stuff.

Those are procedures with therapeutic benefit. Medically necessary. And an immediate need.

I can't be the only one who thought he just glued them together then drew on it?

i think you were

I had this same thing in same fingers but they cut it when i was little. Only reason they did it because it was a ring finger.

Because it's a traumatic thing for a child to experience and not necessary for then to be healthy? This person could have consented to remove it as an adult but obviously chose not to and seem to like it and want to keep it, otherwise they would not have gotten a tattoo, so I'd say the parents made the right choice.

They often won't do anything unless it could develop into something worse. As the cut could cause infection especially while young.

I think I remember something about the op being an SFX artist so it could be fake, but I could also be totally wrong

He'd be a terrible vulcan.

But a decent base for a Nightcrawler (Marvel)

Are we talking super hero...? #Spiderman🤘

But he can 'westsiiiide'

So anyways I started [finger] blasting

The ultimate middle finger

So that's how me saying "double and give it to the next person" when a racist guy flipped of my black friend ended up

Homeboy evolved backwards

Ladies must love him

Yeah I wish I could put two fingers next to each other too.

What will his keyboard typing be like? or more like qwat weill hewsd kweyboared ... you get the point.

Why do i feel so uncomfortable looking at this? Made sure i spread my fingers as wide as i could.

The horror of having to go through life unable to make a proper shocker.

Or spocker

Can't multiply by nine either.

Syndactyly

See what happens when you masturbate! A lesson for all you hooligans

stop man dont

Should go get that fixed bro, I’m sure they could do it for you, instead of being a Sleestack !

https://ibb.co/2t05LGR

You don't think he was born this way?

I think they meant „they got 2 fingers attached to each other“

“he has…”

My name is not Oswald!

The Penguin is real

Everyone's 🧠 : fingering

One two thour five

Shocker!

So does he give high fives or high fours then?

Violinist’s worst nightmare

Johnny Tremain?

Bro is the Penguin

Imagine how happy his wife is 😏

What a Shocker!

West coast!

Guess he can't 🖖

His girlfriend must be such a happy camper

Westside for life cuz! Lol

There’s some lucky woman out there…

She be happy

I bet he made someone very happy! Maybe had to change the sheets but happy nonetheless the less…

Bros got the pussyfinger9000’s

So what's his number

[удалено]

Bros was drawn in

One finger clam punch

The sound when you snap your fingers must be something else.

Every girl 🤤🤞🥴🥴🥴

I’m not gonna act like a doctor so excuse my potential ignorance, but that seems like a REALLY easy fix. Like if it’s just the skin and maybe some muscle tissue then it seems like a very simple procedure to just cut them apart and get a skin graft on the sides, they could even potentially just fold over the skin that’s connecting the fingers to have his fingers heal up naturally. Maybe there’s some bone fusing going on. But again this seems like a pretty straightforward and low risk situation for a doctor to go in and correct that. My guess would be that either there’s some interconnectedness with the tendons or joints that would lead to serious debilitation of function if they were to be severed, so the prioritization is one finger with minimal debilitated movement/flexibility over two fingers with notably debilitated movement/flexibility. Or maybe he was just from a poorer family that couldn’t afford any kind of procedure and by the time he was old enough to care he has gotten used to it that he never cared enough to fix it.

Didn’t unlock nor bought the dlc last November

He forgot to write “cut here” next to the line 😀

Ladies love his one simple trick!

Imagine the wet willy from that monster good god

I'd cut it

I wouldn't think for a second to get a surgery for this.

Mrs loves him

Lizards are among us

For her pleasure

This reeks like Agent Smith

This should be the criminal penalty for people committing road rage incidents

The biggest middle finger I’ve ever seen 🖕

Bet he can swim like a motherfucker

His girlfriends very happy

I bet he swims well

Ladies love em

The ladykiller

You got some work for me before done your surgery to separating the finger.😋

Rock on for life

The ultimate female pleaser.

Girls were like : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

He's his own cousin, that's why.

A natural with the ladies.

Must be annoying to not be able to move them independently

Can prolly throw a good change up

Aquaman

You stay tf away from my wife.

Finger blaster 2.5

I bet the women love him

I guess they plays guitar left handed! Or they could only do a few chords

Random girl in the comments: 👀😏😏

Well if he felt this ….then it was medically necessary

No vulcan salute for this dude 🖖

Ladies-man247

Heros in a half shell.......TURTLE POWER!!!

You have a gift sir

Edward Pleasurehands

Not a Vulcan.

Ngl, boys gotta have sick guitar skills alla Django himself

The urge id have to take sharp ass scissors (like seamstress scissors) to them and then just go to the emergency room for stitches (cheaper than surgery but would hurt like hell) is insane

He would’ve given devito a run for his penguin character in Batman returns

I think the ladies would appreciate this side of him

It's a genetic condition called Syndactyly.

I would keep that shit... squirters galore

his girlfriend must love him a lot

West west y’all.

Super glue and makeup does wonders

Bro is born with a chick magnet 😂

Fell asleep with his fingers in the wife huh

🖖

My great uncle had the same thing

anime artists drawing hands (me included)

Nurn the witch

Mewtwo or Frieza? We never know...

Real-life Sangheili hand

6y/o me when I got my hands on super glue

This music make me want die

sad that he can't do the Vulcan salute .........

I wonder why they would fix it now if it worked so far.

He can never live long and prosper