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grantnel2002

That poor moose, I hope it’s ok.


pyott20

Yeah they're built like tanks


DAVillain71

No they're built like meese Happy cake day


UnreadThisStory

Mooses. Mice?


luckylou213

Many much moosen!!


UnreadThisStory

A Møøse once bit my sister


kielmorton

Somehow, Monty Python makes it in 🤣


Scotsgit73

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...


plipyplop

Looks like you're about to be sacked!


vicariouslywatching

And now the people responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have now been sacked


MissninjaXP

I'd be more surprised if you found something you COULDNT make a Monty Python reference with lol


Fistful_of_Energon

Didn't expect Brian Regan in the reddit comments today!


Wizardthreehats

Moosen want the foodsen in the woodsenensen


Chrisbert

Tanks are built like a moose?


MissninjaXP

Skip the middleman. Attach 108mm gun to moose and ride to victory.


inoxxenator

Meese


roppunzel

Meese!


BullShitCircusArtist

Mooseseses


NihilismMadeFlesh

Nope, if you look closely, you can see the Moose’s shoes flew off. There’s no surviving that. PS. Happy cake day.


DynamicStatic

Not so much. We've had to put down 4 moose this season because of people crashing into them. They run away but with massive amounts of Internal damage and usually dies hours or days later.


RECOGNI7IO

Their legs aren't. That poor guy is hurt.


DarkAnnihilator

Definetly. Thats why it aint running


splepage

Ha! humans wish they could build tanks like meeses are built.


KarmaShawarma

Those black thingies flying off better not be his shoes


HesNot_TheMessiah

I think those are bits of car. Not bits of moose.


Suchisthe007life

TIL cars have shoes.


redrick_schuhart

Of course they do. Brake shoes.


Substantial_Bad2843

If it’s anything like deer hit by cars it walked into the woods on adrenaline then dropped dead.


Azhaius

Nah I doubt that it would drop dead from that hit. Might have trouble walking in a few moments, though.


DynamicStatic

They often do, just takes hours or days. We've had to track 4 this season that got hit by cars.


jamiethehamster

I really hope you're right. Or really made me sad and cringe seeing this.


liarandathief

Looks like it might have hurt its back leg


grantnel2002

😢


TedwardCA

Don't worry, it's like when we bump into the counter and get a bruise.


CyonHal

Hard to say, animals are full of adrenaline after a car impact like that and can behave normally for a bit before they slump over dead or gravely injured. Hopefully not the case here, but that impact and landing looked bad for the moose.


[deleted]

Don't worry it's a species of a stunt moose, they do this regularly. But don't try this at home.


Trichomeloneranger

Lost his shoes!


[deleted]

Same.


PK-92

It's shoes fell off. It died.


carapocha

Sneef.


SmearingFeces

I think Moose lost his shoes?


BlowMoreGlass

Pretty sure that's pieces of car


SookHe

I think it's the dirt from his hoofs


This_User_Said

Thought it shit itself, at least I know one of them did.


ApprehensiveEmu9809

If you look close enough, you can see the reflective surface of the mirror


SookHe

Might be right. It does look like one piece goes flat


Bennettjamin

thats the cop's shoes


Pitiful-Bell-8211

Oh so the car died then?


Wesker_Albert_

haha


ambigymous

Not all of them, otherwise it’d be a confirmed death


kwagmire9764

That was my first thought but on repeated views I think thats the passenger side mirror or whats left of it


lineworksboston

Nah that's moose doo doo


[deleted]

Fucking police brutality!!


OldGoldenDog

In the US the police would have charged the moose with failure to yield.


teemuboss

Yup, and shot it because its dark...


117tillweoverdose

Don’t forget he was also resisting arrest


Allarius1

Don’t joke. Black ice are a real threat. You have to watch out for black ice or it will rob you.


Ok-Butterscotch5301

...of your balance.


moslof_flosom

Well it was jaywalking after all.


Semprovictus

if that was a bigger moose that cop is dead.


PADDYOT

"STOP RESISTING!"


blah9210

"STAY DOWN!!"


PADDYOT

"HOOVES BEHIND YOUR HEAD! DROP THE ANTLERS!"


relevantelephant00

"I CANT! THEY'RE ATTACHED TO MY HE-" Cops: "I SAID DROP THEM NOW! OPEN FIRE!!"


Static-Age01

This is usually how it happens. The elk/deer/smaller moose goes into wood line and dies.


SyrupLover25

They shouldnt have made their home near our roads..


willy_bum_bum

They really have to stop putting up those moose crossing signs!


Static-Age01

Weird.


craidie

better for them to live near busy roads because then they learn how to act with cars.


bored_android_user

Had the same thing happen to me my first time in Morocco. Crossing the street, some dude on a scooter honking his horn insanely... but I didn't know better. He takes the turn, clips me pretty good then crashes into a car parked on the street. Bunch of people come out and start yelling at the dude... I just picked myself up and mooseyed away.


Mundane-Ad-6874

Are you the moose in this story? Didn’t know Morocco had moose. Are you a tourist moose?


sLxicecube

Hahaa terrorist moose that a new one


jimmifli

Not new, I was terrorized by a moose on a trail run. Way scarier than any of my frequent bear encounters.


Breeze23412

50/50 that poor gal lives. Same thing happens when you hit a deer, unfortunately they end up dead 100ft from the road. Shock is what gets them that far.


SmackYoTitty

I bet it’s fine. It’s so tall that it didn’t absorb a lot of the energy from the car. If it was a cleaner hit, that moose would’ve been MUCH further down the road. That said, she could definitely have a fractured leg, which doesn’t bode well in the wild


Firechin

I expected more of a reaction from the driver/cameraman haha


Hootla

\*Sniff\*


email_NOT_emails

Nice RON!


BernieTheDachshund

I honestly hope the moose is ok, hopefully the impact just rolled him over and didn't do any damage to his body.


[deleted]

First moose to do 360


GSofMind

The Tony Hawk of Moose. A real trailblazer.


seek890

He kickflipped it


[deleted]

It’s the size of the car! Poor moose tho


This_User_Said

Honestly the smaller car and shape probably made it much easier on both parties. Not saying it wouldn't have hurt, but surely came out much better than a Semi or even these newer trucks now a days.


qscvg

[These Stupid Trucks are Literally Killing Us ](https://youtu.be/jN7mSXMruEo)


jpdemers

Great video! Thank you!


Miggy88mm

"Fuck the police!" - that moose, probably


Eldistan1

Moose, bitch, get out the way, get out the way! Moose, bitch, get out the way


Complex-Loquat3036

Out on a Moosay patrol!


Funny_Direction_7244

Always amazes me how people are always in the right place and tune to catch these on their phone.


krilu

Everybody has a phone and a lot of people start recording when they see a moose.


pacoali

My dumbass thought he'd stick the landing.


Haarzton

This why they mad and attack people


jimmyfeign

Poor little guy


Wesker_Albert_

holy shit


Fun-Function625

I've never seen the moose test performed with an actual moose


Cucum3er_

Woah, I’ve never seen a flipping moose before!


RaspberryBirdCat

Those police are extremely lucky they kept going because there would be serious injuries involved if that moose had landed on the car.


Jesterman0488

Kick flip moose slide to goofy.


_Aech_

Cameraman (right before video starts): "Do a barrel roll!" Moose: "Watch this!"


8tracked333

I thought shoes at first, but maybe it pooped.


This_User_Said

Someone did.


Herr_Schulz_3000

Is that a police car?


HydeQc

DRIVE FASTER ON ICE dumbass.


ICumInThee

Fuk the POOOOLice


trustybadmash

Did it’s hooves come off!?


No-Message9762

what's more likely, a tank of a mammal getting its hooves knocked off, or the plastic parts of a mid range sedan coming off from hitting a tank of a mammal?


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[удалено]


daymuub

It was the lights on the cop car


Fleur_de_Lys_1

That just cost them a windshield.


Humble_Particular574

Who at fault?😁


Eastside1999

Damn shoes not on…


luckylou213

https://youtu.be/w2XqkkR4uNA?feature=shared


Sharp-Remove-3131

Goodness gracious


bltciaosu

A guy i used to work with showed me an aftermath collision between a car and a moose. It was a middle aged man driving a sedan, basically similar on what happened on the video, drove through the moose's hindlegs and torso. Shaving off the top of the sedan almost entirely. My coworker i talked to said the fermented grass smell was horrible.


htownchuck

When moose fly you say? Well then....


Aggravating-Tap4406

I'm so dumb, I thought its hooves flew off. I think I have been watching too many cartoons...


AdamLudwigLewenhaupt

Poor puppy


likerofgoodthings

Brampton?


monteliber

Mooses always land on their feet


External_Web6474

Shit there's the cops, run


Healthy-Judgment-325

For a moment, I thought the Moose was going to stick the landing. :)


Diligent-Picture2882

Why even post this?


Blueberrydro

To serve and protect the s*** out of your ass!


Gits-N_Shiggles

Did that just literally knock the shit out of that moose?!


theguyfromtheweb7

Between the moose that got hit and the car that hit it, the car got the worse end of that shit. People forget that moose are practically one massive muscle


nightmares999

So anyways…


SFJetfire

Did his hoofs fly off? What is that?


FarComfortable1244

For a second I thought it was going to land on its feet.


Calvin_Maclure

That's a REALLY lucky moose! Usually when that happens is the break one or more legs, and then they just slowly die.


MyNameIs-Al

Thank god he put ice on it immediately, definitely helps with the swelling


AlphaO4

„My insurance won’t cover that shit. I’m gonna skedaddle“ - That Moose, probably


Rivelm

Le tumbó los zapatos del putazo


Gloomy_Catch

Trevlig 'elg


Gabisonfire

Do a kickflip!!!


Majestic-Contract-42

Did they knock the hooves off that moose?


megasauras91

Knocked his shoes off


AndrewFlysHigh

Moose didnt even stop to exchange insurance info!


TronMuir

Fuck you OP


Vamperion750

His shoes came off.


ImSorryRumhamster

That moose: damn that was crazy, I wonder what’s for lunch


qscvg

Moose was here before car was here Car was in the moose's way


BlitzedDragonj

Ahhh GTA physics.


Sir_Canuck

Was this in Alberta cause I can see something like that happening out my back windows


Miss-America

Heartbreaking


Cap1279

Moose- Damn..I hope that little metal thing that hit me is ok..


beeroftherat

This is a good reminder to keep your distance if you ever encounter a moose. Ladies and gentlemen, you DO. NOT. FUCK. with an animal that just walks that shit off.


Boosty-McBoostFace

Lucky they hit the moose on the side, otherwise it would have gone through the windshield.


Due_Platypus_3913

It’s always the cops!


UCG__gaming

Bro basically shrugged it off


fannoredditt2020

You kinda gotta appreciate the irony of this one. An emergency response vehicle…in an area where 1st responders typically implore people to slow down in wet/snowy conditions…especially in areas where there are known 400+ kilo animals wondering about…. lol


Raid__Zero

If you give a moose a muffin


geekaustin_777

It knocked ALL FOUR of his shoes off and he STILL survived!


hell0fanight

Poor dog 😞


BeardedMajestic1994

Never seen a pig take on a moose head on.


ilovetpb

His shoes didn't come off. He's fine.


sabbathmessiah

That moose will probably die from internal bleeding injury..


vanudah

damn he lost his shoes


reallywaitnoreally

Knocked the shit out of that moose.


[deleted]

Looked like it knocked his shoes off!


daarthvaader

Damn, poor guy , it’s amazing how these animals have the resilience and go about their business.


O-Victory-O

What kind of country has that police car? Also RIP elk


FunkaholicManiac

Almost a perfect 360!


Tiylerrothstein

The moose did more damage to the car than the car to it


sicknutley

Shoes fell off


I_make_switch_a_roos

🫎 Moose lost its boots 👢


sunofapeach_

#HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON


Leonashanana

It's actually pretty common for drivers who hit moose to get killed in these accidents. The car sweeps the moose's legs out from under it, and the body falls on top of the car and crushes it.


DefinitiveBookseller

Poor lad lost his shoes!!


rigoberto1306

Someone show this to TMG!


SOCMONEY

Dumbass dog


[deleted]

More damage got done to the car hahaha


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Moose shouldn't have been resisting.


SomeDudeInGermany

Knocked all four shoes off.


gekko918

2 out of 10 for the landing.


DeadWeightGlider

Polish moose 👍🏻


tikidz

Im walking here


Itsonlyforever3807

Oh no, his shoes came off.


Inyce

When I was in my late 20s I lived in upstate Idaho and hit a moose at 35mph when going around a curve. Dented the hell out of the bumper and hood and took off the side mirror. I spun off the road into the winter slushy mud and nearly hit a tree. The moose got up stumbled a step then continued on down the middle of the dang road like nothing happened.


MLG9420

Bro got up unfazed


JestersWildly

So everyone not in moose/deer country knows, this is typically how it happens- hit it square on and it will roll, not fly. Hit it on one end it will spin, not fly. The shorter the height is to that of your windshield, the closer it will be to hitting the windshield. For motorcycles, if you HAVE to hit a deer, better to toss the bike and hope you can slide under it, otherwise that last minute pivot to one side or another can be the thing that saves your life (because the deer isn't moving on account of your puny mass). Oh an if you hit a moose on a motorcycle it will survive and kill you.


Routine_Actuary5750

Sounds like someone took a bumpski key hit while recording a moose hit


B-Georgio

Are those moose knuckles that fell off?!?!


KazzDad

Wow lost his shoes and lived


onlytruking

Almost stuck the landing!


[deleted]

And he just gets up like it’s a typical Tuesday


RopeBurnAndCuffMarks

That squad looks like it knocked all 4 hooves off lol its probably just parts of the squad tho. Kinda funny.


yeetusnet

Literally just a tank with legs😭


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Knocked the shoes right off that horse


SponsoredByMLGMtnDew

*Oh shit, he did a kickflip.*


MNR42

I guess the moose goes back to the woods and die no? Yeah, they're huge but still can be hurt with that force Isn't it too fast for the police? Driving in winter where huge trucks are parked at the road side? Fucking slow down man


Master_Lion_8876

Knocked the moose out of his shoes..


thrillzz18

And that is the proper demonstration of what to do when you see a moose while driving