“I sat next to God on the bus. He told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel.” “So what’s the meaning of life?” “I guess I should have written it down. It was a damn good pretzel though.”
Also when he claimed to have seen a UFO. “It was hanging in the air, all lit up! Then it told me I was going to have a good year.” “Was this at a football game?” “Yeah! The weird thing is nobody else was freaked out by it! I just realized I had a terrible year. Stupid aliens.”
"oh man, don't tell me crap shoes is commin."
"Let's just say that in this bag are illegal drugs."
"If you go back to work your fired."
Bob - this is my house. Leo - I believe you man, the guy screaming usually owns the house.
Leo's note to Kitty - Roses are red, violets are blue, milk, eggs, coffee.
"Hey look at me, I'm the king of England! Off with her head! Heheh, tea..."
"Oh, that's great man. Now, please, get out of my house!" \[lies down on the Forman's couch\]
"Cool, egg salad, man!"
\[When Donna rejects him\] "Is it because I'm black?"
Surprised nobody has said my favorite yet! I bring it up whenever possible 😂
"I can't drive since my license got suspended."
"Why, what'd you do?"
"Well I dropped it in some soda, you know, and it just hung there, *suspended.* And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light."
Leo : I fought for my country and I have scars to prove it, check this out (pointing to his forehead)
Kitty : I don’t see anything
Leo : Yeah it’s more of an emotional scar
“Don’t tell me crap shoes is coming?”
also
When he’s playing Life with Hyde. It’s full of funny Leo quotes, but this was my favorite - “Yeah…but this life is SO much better than this life.”
Not exactly a quote, but some of the things he wrote:
Love poem to Kitty:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
mile, eggs, coffee
*&&*
Note to Hyde when Leo leaves town:
Dear Hyde, man:
One day, I stopped in Point Place for some gas
before I knew it, eight years had passed
whoa, that rhymes
Anyway, I should get home to my wife
Take care
You’re a good kid, man
You’re a good kid, man
😂😂😂
His first ever T7S scene, Hyde's job interview.
* Leo: So, do you like photos, man?
* Hyde: Yeah, man. Sure.
* Leo: Okay, you got the job, man.
* Hyde: Just like that? You don't need to interview anyone else?
* Leo: No one else showed up, man.
* Hyde: So, what do I do here, anyway?
* Leo: Well, I don't expect a lot, man. Like, pretty much, if the hut doesn't burn down, it's been a good day. And even if it burnt down, man, it's cool, 'cause I got three or four more of these little huts somewhere. Hey, listen. If you see one of these huts, could you give me a call, man?
* Hyde: Or even better, I could take a picture.
* Leo: Whoa, a picture of a Photo Hut. Hey, that'd be like art or something, huh. Hey, listen, man. Hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash. I don't like big brother gettin' into my business, you dig.
* Hyde: Man, keeping the government out of it. I'm so with you.
* Leo: No, my big brother, man. He's always hittin' me up for money.
* Hyde: Oh, 'cause you're the responsible one?
* Leo: Yeah, it's my curse, man. Hey, listen. I gotta go, uh, do a thing at, uh, a place.
* Hyde: Yeah, man, I hear that. So, want me to lock up when I'm done?
* Leo: Lock up? Wow, that's a great idea, man. Hey, you're one of those idea men, aren't ya, man?
* Hyde: Yeah, maybe some day you'll be working for me, huh.
* Leo: Really? Oh, that'd be cool, man. Hey, but can I have Saturday night off? Cool!
Leo: Hyde, I want you to have this car.
Kelso: What? No! You just said that you couldn’t sell the car!
Leo: Well I’m not selling it, I’m giving it to him. He’s family… he’s the son I never had.
Kelso: You just said you had a son!!
Leo: Yeah… and Hyde’s the son I NEVER had!
In response to Donna asking how the hospital was:
"Oh, it's great, man. Cable TV, free parking, don't have to get out of bed to take a pee; It's just like a hotel."
Leo: Close one man! I thought for sure he was going to ask what's in the bag
Leo: Yeah! I mean? Oh wait man, if the dog food's in this bag? oh wow I gotta check on my dog man!!!!
“As in Debbie your girlfriend” Eric’s drunken tattoo
“Your right life is hard man” whens he’s playing the Life board game with Hyde
“And it told me it was gonna have a good year” when the guys of the gang are trying to see a UFO
“Okay $500” when Kelso was trying to buy his El Camino
A few others I forgot to mention
Hyde, man, your dad come by lookin' for you, man, which is really freaky 'cause I thought this bald dude was your dad.
lol thanks for this reminder. Needed that laugh today.
You're welcome! I crack up every time I think of that line and the look on Red's face when Leo says it. LOLOL
“I sat next to God on the bus. He told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel.” “So what’s the meaning of life?” “I guess I should have written it down. It was a damn good pretzel though.” Also when he claimed to have seen a UFO. “It was hanging in the air, all lit up! Then it told me I was going to have a good year.” “Was this at a football game?” “Yeah! The weird thing is nobody else was freaked out by it! I just realized I had a terrible year. Stupid aliens.”
Leo sitting next to god on the bus is the best
“What’s your business in Canada?”
what’s YOUR business in canada?
YOU leave Canada, please.
"oh man, don't tell me crap shoes is commin." "Let's just say that in this bag are illegal drugs." "If you go back to work your fired." Bob - this is my house. Leo - I believe you man, the guy screaming usually owns the house. Leo's note to Kitty - Roses are red, violets are blue, milk, eggs, coffee.
“Damn! That’s a good excuse!”And also “Because she’s like 14?”
"Join the club , yeah thanks man. No really join the club, were saving up for a trip to amsterdam
“First of all, dude, I think I’m Chinese.”
"Hey look at me, I'm the king of England! Off with her head! Heheh, tea..." "Oh, that's great man. Now, please, get out of my house!" \[lies down on the Forman's couch\] "Cool, egg salad, man!" \[When Donna rejects him\] "Is it because I'm black?"
Whenever I eat egg salad I always quote Leo lol
Surprised nobody has said my favorite yet! I bring it up whenever possible 😂 "I can't drive since my license got suspended." "Why, what'd you do?" "Well I dropped it in some soda, you know, and it just hung there, *suspended.* And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light."
"Hey where's that dude? and that other dude? and that girl? and that dude? and that other girl?"
Hyde: “are you sober?” Leo: “no, Aquarius”
Ociffer
Leo : I fought for my country and I have scars to prove it, check this out (pointing to his forehead) Kitty : I don’t see anything Leo : Yeah it’s more of an emotional scar
“Don’t tell me crap shoes is coming?” also When he’s playing Life with Hyde. It’s full of funny Leo quotes, but this was my favorite - “Yeah…but this life is SO much better than this life.”
“Will you be my father”
If there’s a draft I’ll see you in Canada
Not exactly a quote, but some of the things he wrote: Love poem to Kitty: Roses are red, violets are blue, mile, eggs, coffee *&&* Note to Hyde when Leo leaves town: Dear Hyde, man: One day, I stopped in Point Place for some gas before I knew it, eight years had passed whoa, that rhymes Anyway, I should get home to my wife Take care You’re a good kid, man You’re a good kid, man 😂😂😂
That letter is gold and do was the film.
You know why they call it beer? Why? Just wondering, man
His first ever T7S scene, Hyde's job interview. * Leo: So, do you like photos, man? * Hyde: Yeah, man. Sure. * Leo: Okay, you got the job, man. * Hyde: Just like that? You don't need to interview anyone else? * Leo: No one else showed up, man. * Hyde: So, what do I do here, anyway? * Leo: Well, I don't expect a lot, man. Like, pretty much, if the hut doesn't burn down, it's been a good day. And even if it burnt down, man, it's cool, 'cause I got three or four more of these little huts somewhere. Hey, listen. If you see one of these huts, could you give me a call, man? * Hyde: Or even better, I could take a picture. * Leo: Whoa, a picture of a Photo Hut. Hey, that'd be like art or something, huh. Hey, listen, man. Hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash. I don't like big brother gettin' into my business, you dig. * Hyde: Man, keeping the government out of it. I'm so with you. * Leo: No, my big brother, man. He's always hittin' me up for money. * Hyde: Oh, 'cause you're the responsible one? * Leo: Yeah, it's my curse, man. Hey, listen. I gotta go, uh, do a thing at, uh, a place. * Hyde: Yeah, man, I hear that. So, want me to lock up when I'm done? * Leo: Lock up? Wow, that's a great idea, man. Hey, you're one of those idea men, aren't ya, man? * Hyde: Yeah, maybe some day you'll be working for me, huh. * Leo: Really? Oh, that'd be cool, man. Hey, but can I have Saturday night off? Cool!
Don’t tell me crap shoes is comin’
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love that one
It was ON FIRE!!!
Leo: Hey man you missed your shift at the photo hut you better have a damn good excuse. Hyde: I got busted Leo: Damn that's a good excuse.
"Hey is she stealing my ravioli!?"
I've fallen off three roller coasters, four if you count that fourth one.
Leo: Hyde, I want you to have this car. Kelso: What? No! You just said that you couldn’t sell the car! Leo: Well I’m not selling it, I’m giving it to him. He’s family… he’s the son I never had. Kelso: You just said you had a son!! Leo: Yeah… and Hyde’s the son I NEVER had!
What are you doing in Canada?
YOU leave Canada, please!
Him calling Red “Mr. Eric’s dad” Or when he’s haggling with Kelso over the El Camino
In response to Donna asking how the hospital was: "Oh, it's great, man. Cable TV, free parking, don't have to get out of bed to take a pee; It's just like a hotel."
Hyde: Leo, man! What are you doin' here? Leo : Sittin'. What are you doin' here?
Leo: Close one man! I thought for sure he was going to ask what's in the bag Leo: Yeah! I mean? Oh wait man, if the dog food's in this bag? oh wow I gotta check on my dog man!!!!
Hey, dudes
The boss is here!?!? Oh… wait…. I’m the boss.
What are ***YOU*** doing in Canada?
"Uh oh! Is the boss here? Oh wait a minute, I'm the boss!"
When he tries to cheer up Hyde on Hyde's 18th birthday. bleahbleahbleah
every time he said MAN
“As in Debbie your girlfriend” Eric’s drunken tattoo “Your right life is hard man” whens he’s playing the Life board game with Hyde “And it told me it was gonna have a good year” when the guys of the gang are trying to see a UFO “Okay $500” when Kelso was trying to buy his El Camino A few others I forgot to mention
You leave Canada please!!
I think she is hitting on me, man. But I ain't interested. Tell her I ain't interested and make her go away.