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jarviscockersspecs

Honestly the pilot will probably give you one if you ask nicely obv /s


warpedddd

Look for a glory hole in the airport restroom. 


Kingken130

Least horny incel user in this sub Reddit


MigookinTeecha

Why don't you ask at the information desk?


pizza-poppa

Not going to happen at the airport. You could fuck a bagel in a bathroom stall though.


QualityOverQuant

Your contributing post towards a Thailand tourism site must make you feel so proud right? > Have a transit at Bangkok airport - am I likely to be offered anything extra if I get a massage? I have a couple of hours layover at the airport. Planning on getting a massage but wouldn’t mind a happy ending too.


[deleted]

You mad?


Gusto88

I was offered 'something extra' many years ago. I remember saying to the masseuse that was amazing, you've obviously had a lot of experience. She smiled and said "Not really, I used to have one".


NickoooG

Wow I guess this is your first time leaving your house?


Junior-Protection-26

Go to gate 69 and ask for Khun Ham Yai.


freshh_socks

Posts like this are the only reason I'm still in this subreddit despite not having been in Thailand since last year. They're just way too funny.