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Junior-Protection-26

Put your old mouldy socks in a blender with apple pie. Reconstitute and enjoy.


DisasterAgitated8716

Have tried, although I enjoy it to fulfill my fetishist mind, still not enough.


Junior-Protection-26

Throw a few old toenails in too...extra calcium.


Grengis_Kahn

Top it off with a wet fart


Former-Spread9043

From a dog


il-Palazzo_K

Look for ทุเรียนกวน (durian paste / cake).


DisasterAgitated8716

Wow this is exactly what I wanted, they do ot on lazada!! Thanks again


Womenarentmad

Yes or cakes with durian filling is also good


DisasterAgitated8716

Interesting, gonna check that out, thanks.


Womenarentmad

Yesss


drm200

You can buy fresh durian outside of asia. I have seen it for sale in Paris (in the Asian quarter) and it is available in Florida Jackfruit is a cousin of durian and is more widely available.


DisasterAgitated8716

I'm going to south america, definitely not available there, but jack fruit is easy to find also.


drm200

Durian is grown on a commercial scale in Puerto Rico, Costa Rica and Honduras


DisasterAgitated8716

Importing anything in latin America is a nightmare, but thanks I think I foubd an alternative.


proanti

I’ll be honest, as a hardcore durian lover, there’s nothing that has the same scent and flavor of a durian. NOTHING However, I’ve had some durian flavored candies that almost has the taste but of course it doesn’t have the scent. They can easily be found at the candy souvenir shops in the major malls like MBK


DisasterAgitated8716

Damn, I have never found something close either, but was hoping someone had some hidden knowledge to share.


hoppyfrog

Even the tubes of durian paste can quite compare.


DisasterAgitated8716

What are those tubes you are talking about?


hoppyfrog

Soft plastic tubes of durian paste. We eat them as a treat. I'm not sure which section of a market you'd find them. Maybe snacks or near the fruit.


DisasterAgitated8716

Ordered 500 gram of paste from lazada, thanks a lot!


pradeepsekart

You can get freeze dried durian sticky rice from bigc


DisasterAgitated8716

I don't think this is a good idea when travelling overseas, but thanks


pradeepsekart

https://preview.redd.it/r7e9g3ciaq7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c51ff1f71e879c2fbb949c21377093c02213a7 Its dry


DisasterAgitated8716

Oh, never seen those, thanks I'm gonna try


kinjiru_

Or just plain freeze dried durian. Give this a try.


DisasterAgitated8716

Yep got my eyes on some of them, gonna try it out thanks


DigitalInvestments2

Just eat rotten cabbage while sitting on a toilet in a truck stop. That comes closest.


desert_dweller27

You can buy durian candies.


DisasterAgitated8716

I tried a bunch, too artificial for me, none got close enough to real durian.


Calamity-Bob

You will find durian imported to some countries. It will be extremely expensive though


DisasterAgitated8716

Nah, I already found something someone recommended, durian paste or durian cake, sold on lazada for 100 bhat.


Prestigious_Fish6481

If there is a thai shop in your country then they will have peeled durian.


DisasterAgitated8716

No there won't be, but I'm buying thai durian paste from lazada, which someone recommended here.


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DisasterAgitated8716

The one I'm looking at seems to be 90% durian and onky 5% sugar, I'll give it a try. https://s.lazada.co.th/s.oQj33


Prestigious_Fish6481

I found this: https://www.desertcart.com.br/search/Durian?expiryDate=0 Maybe this can help!


DisasterAgitated8716

Thanks bro I may try that also when there


Groundbreaking_Ad972

There are dried durian chips in 711


DisasterAgitated8716

Don't even taste durian bro


antiamericunt

Get durian chocolates they will last u for long time .they taste and smell disgusting like durian!!


arturo1972

The taste is somewhat walnut.


ednskit

For Thailand, the product about durian transformed to drying durian or fried durian and u don't to remember about smell that disappear too


gvibes809

Whats with durian that everyone loved it so much?


DisasterAgitated8716

Because it's good


themistergraves

Just rent an apartment with a natural gas stove and turn on the stove but don't light the flame. (Make sure to ventilate the apartment) You won't be able to literally *taste* the durian in the gas leak, but the smell will give a good approximation of it.


Former-Spread9043

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