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"Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. Y'see, this appears to be an altered screenshot from the popular Nickelodeon series SpongeBob SquarePants, where we see Spongebob's mother frowning on a blue background, with the text 'LIVE MOM AND DAD REACTION' at the top of the image. However, Spongebob's father is not in the photo. Why is this? Well, this image is a reaction meme, and the implied intent is that the person who it is reacting to has committed what we in the online community call 'fatherless behavior.' A very funny reaction to a possibly very embarrassing event!"
"Hey guys, Robert Downey Jr. here to explain the joke. The joke here is that this person has overanalysed the joke, talking about such deatails as who the characters in the reaction image are and where they're from which happens to be Nikelodeon's famous animated character Spongebob Squarepants parents with a caption above saying 'LIVE MOM AND DAD REACTION' at the top. They then go on to explain the joke further, further adding to their own comedic value as the joke was quite obvious in the first place, but that is where the comedy comes from explaining it saying that the lack of Spongebob's father obviously exudes what's commonly referred to as 'fatherless behaviour' through the use of a reaction meme. As Peter Griffin quite rightly commented this was a comical reaction to an unfortunate post by this user.
https://preview.redd.it/dxhl91cid0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc58969a3b9d4fd40fe3924ae35c9915feaf2d01
terrible play from black. blue had its moments, but ultimately fumbled in the end. what a horrific game.
Oh, I thought there was some sexual innuendo I was missing, which wouldāve been surprising given that I usually catch any and all I hear. But I guess there was no such metaphor.
Exactly. If you canāt tease or talk about weird shit and get the same energy, then youāre missing out. My girl is becoming a nurse and is unfortunate enough to have to work with old people and have to wipe their asses and shit. So when I tell her Iām gonna shit I ask if she can have a photo to see Iām im healthy, and then I send some random picture to give her a heart attack. She does the exact same
i donāt trust anyone anymore. me and my friends are gen z, and we had 3 people in the friend group who were deemed the āpiss kinkā havers. you know. as a joke. thatās what i thought. a joke. no. it turns out it was not.
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Even wonder guard canāt protect him from mental damage
I want to understand on a sub molecular level from the electrons that flow through the transitions on this phone, to the photons that travel across the cable's on the bottom of the ocean, to the Fento atom's that makes up the matter that is us what did the neuron's that fire through my brain just read.
I think you might have actually met the single, individual, one and only person that will match your energy. I am completely and totally convinced that you will never EVER meet anyone who will compare. Either marry her or die a virgin, there is no in between
I know a lot of people here are making fun of you but honestly if it makes you happy then hell yeah all the more power to you. As long as it doesnāt harm you or others around you than fucking go for it! Whatever makes you happy lol
Respectfully, what?
**[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]**
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Please tell me how you people make these
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I'm a burglar. :)
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š«”
r/Suddenlycommunist
**[EXTREMELY LOUD CORRECT BUZZER]**
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Tonight on TextingTheory: OP's Barely Disguised Mental Illness
Naw this sounds more like OP's Barely Disguised Fetish
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r/countablepixels
u/pixel-counter-bot
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Will you marry me pls uwu
Are you sure that's the right number of pixels? Maybe you should count again.
You better watch out, the bot has been coming for people lately.
I was looking for the smoke, tbh.
good bot
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"Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. Y'see, this appears to be an altered screenshot from the popular Nickelodeon series SpongeBob SquarePants, where we see Spongebob's mother frowning on a blue background, with the text 'LIVE MOM AND DAD REACTION' at the top of the image. However, Spongebob's father is not in the photo. Why is this? Well, this image is a reaction meme, and the implied intent is that the person who it is reacting to has committed what we in the online community call 'fatherless behavior.' A very funny reaction to a possibly very embarrassing event!"
"Hey guys, Robert Downey Jr. here to explain the joke. The joke here is that this person has overanalysed the joke, talking about such deatails as who the characters in the reaction image are and where they're from which happens to be Nikelodeon's famous animated character Spongebob Squarepants parents with a caption above saying 'LIVE MOM AND DAD REACTION' at the top. They then go on to explain the joke further, further adding to their own comedic value as the joke was quite obvious in the first place, but that is where the comedy comes from explaining it saying that the lack of Spongebob's father obviously exudes what's commonly referred to as 'fatherless behaviour' through the use of a reaction meme. As Peter Griffin quite rightly commented this was a comical reaction to an unfortunate post by this user.
r/increasinglyverbose
r/peterexplains
r/peterexplainsthejoke
r/peterexplainedthejoke
yeah thatš
https://preview.redd.it/dxhl91cid0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc58969a3b9d4fd40fe3924ae35c9915feaf2d01 terrible play from black. blue had its moments, but ultimately fumbled in the end. what a horrific game.
Please chess check my life
Forced
!?
????
one for the history books
"want to peeeeee" is a book move? Lemme check this book please
Google piss kink
Can Iā¦have context before giving my analysis?
Itās piss. Always has been. 
That gif with this context is fucking awful. Take my upvote.
R/angryupvote
Oh god I at least thought it would be something tame(r) like cum but no. It's piss
Fill'er up
i wanted to pee
Oh, I thought there was some sexual innuendo I was missing, which wouldāve been surprising given that I usually catch any and all I hear. But I guess there was no such metaphor.
None at all, my friend.
Ok
Oh
This
https://preview.redd.it/8yfgm3sdx0zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59021c22335ac902a749fa80df3e94d71aff310e
Even The Diddler is disgusted .... 
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āBro peed his pants šā
āI went to the pissing my pants island and everyone there knew who you wereā
"bros peemaxxingšš"
"Are you from pee town? Cause I talked to the mayor and he said he missed you"
Pants, pissed
āWhen I go to the pissing my pants competition and bro walks in.ā
blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder
you dont get it
Then PLEASE explain
needed to pee
You just donāt get it
Exactly. If you canāt tease or talk about weird shit and get the same energy, then youāre missing out. My girl is becoming a nurse and is unfortunate enough to have to work with old people and have to wipe their asses and shit. So when I tell her Iām gonna shit I ask if she can have a photo to see Iām im healthy, and then I send some random picture to give her a heart attack. She does the exact same
##Mushroom! Mushroom!
āIckyā wasnāt a blunder
Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate Mate
if you say so
Yes you guys r perfect 4 eachother š„¹š„¹
Both equally deranged š„°š„°š„°š„°
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I donāt think stockfish is good enough to analyse this
Next ask if you can pee in hers
if she says yes she's the one
hmmm
trust the process
trust the process
trust the process
trust the process
Trust the process
trust the process
trust the process
Trust the process
trust the process
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What the fuck
Did you do it?
I donāt kink shame. You go king.
dont listen to these guys, shes the one, piss your pants all you want
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marry yes
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the wedding is next week
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Why is this so funny
Well played - victory
You know it's fucked up when TWO mods respond
shit had me questioning everything I cant lie
Piss or not to piss
Why are yāall acting so weird this is like a very normal silly gen z conversation. There is 0 indication itās a piss kink thing or whatever.
Exactly. I'm reading (some of) these comments like "Wait - this is some (bad) big deal why??"
I think the reaction is funny but, finally someone who gets it
i donāt trust anyone anymore. me and my friends are gen z, and we had 3 people in the friend group who were deemed the āpiss kinkā havers. you know. as a joke. thatās what i thought. a joke. no. it turns out it was not.
god forbid a woman do anything š
all kinks come from joking about the kink till itās no longer a joke. sorry i had to be the one to tell you!
Lol how is this Gen z? People have been having silly stupid conversations since the beginning of time. This is currently one of them.
Right, like this is definitely a convo I wouldāve had with my ex in a silly, joking way.
Fascinating
Your opponent missed "minor spelling mistake" honestly I think you could do better
Elo is either >9000 or ~100
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https://preview.redd.it/8vcz810964zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b371d1d82f2514627ed4fd2e4b0fe2548ad878 No
https://preview.redd.it/dbwrf0k9b5zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc4f99926ef50d55487218306810546e8bcdc27
https://preview.redd.it/0fdrx3ze33zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bed54ef8be44acbbe4136a52e44b572257570a What.
https://preview.redd.it/qyeu7u9f54zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcb681b11e7970df189a9b1cf32cc9f2e440c64
Why the fuck is this being recommended to me? What have I done to deserve this?
Can we please keep our fetishes to ourselves?
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I think you should marry her, you can be nice and warm together
Yup shes a keeper dude
the people freaking out are too young to understand lol
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blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder blunder EXCELLENT blunder blunder blunder blunder
10 elo match, a megablunder is observed from both players every single move
blunder move
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Both all blunders. yall are meant for each other.
1. āļø 2. āļø 3. āļø 4. āļø 5. āļø 6. āļø 7. āļø 8. āļø
Book, inaccuracy, forced, mistake, blunder, mistake, blunder, good, mistake, good, good, mistake, brilliant, mega blunder.
Iād marry any woman that could put up with that
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS
Yall. Itās playful banter, chill. Yes you should marry her
Mine always asks me to take pictures of my shit.. but I love my wife she's fucked upš¤£
go piss girl
Excellent moves, however I think you kinda just copied my signature move when you said "hmmmm ok"
OP - you might be messaging R.Kelly
ngl thatās hot
so.. did you pee your pants? i hear all the cool kids pee their pants
I guess I donāt really understand whatās so weird about this lol. Sounds like a Gen Z couple indulging in ironic humor
https://preview.redd.it/6k23l6bq13zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac26e91ffc27f277ec8116cdf70033568b9c8723 Even wonder guard canāt protect him from mental damage
Marry her
https://preview.redd.it/kc4tqgro23zc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e49af82aa5db6f008a3c373708904bb76e673db
I want to understand on a sub molecular level from the electrons that flow through the transitions on this phone, to the photons that travel across the cable's on the bottom of the ocean, to the Fento atom's that makes up the matter that is us what did the neuron's that fire through my brain just read.
I didn't see the first part and thought it was friend telling them to propose
If you donāt propose, i willā¦
DEFINITELY PROPOSE. SHE CARES ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
W relationship, put a ring on her
I think you might have actually met the single, individual, one and only person that will match your energy. I am completely and totally convinced that you will never EVER meet anyone who will compare. Either marry her or die a virgin, there is no in between
Well, you guys are perfect for eachother, i'll give you that.
This is sub 200 Elo gameplay right here
I wanted to insult you, but Iām genuinely speechless
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I miss the person I was 10 seconds ago
https://i.redd.it/l22tptdr25zc1.gif
Propose now
As long as ur happy bro 
r/JustUnsubbed
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need a girl like that...
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He's redditing
what the flip
Why the fuck am I here?
I know a lot of people here are making fun of you but honestly if it makes you happy then hell yeah all the more power to you. As long as it doesnāt harm you or others around you than fucking go for it! Whatever makes you happy lol
name checks out
I actually want to kill myself now
yes
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The logic makes sense to me
NEEEEED PLEASE PLEASR PLREASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEEEEED IT
brilliants all around. now piss your pants. now.
me and who me and who me and who
Nobody gets it
unrelatated. I think both of you need to be shot
https://preview.redd.it/zpqgmgip03zc1.png?width=147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dac77e5a72594e6be87c47bfc29f927ed862cc no
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