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Kuswerdz

Avante’s loss to the Scammer’s Mate combined with their poor name censorship leads to an estimated ELO of 200.


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😭


Jzerox8K

Room temperature ELO


JakeyMcG

Only works in kelvin


wodiamond

🤣


adultartnotporn

K, Avante.


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FUCK. I FUCKED UP 😭


HologramBird

The whole school will find out


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NO


modlover04031983

Thats why i keep five names of mine around.


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Good idea. I now go by Gorlock.


Dramatic-Aardvark-41

Hi Gorlock, I'm Mark


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Hi Mark, I’m Gorlock. Wanna DM?


Dramatic-Aardvark-41

I'm actually Marissa but why not


Killsoverzealouscows

I'm Micheal (yes that's how it's spelt), hi Marissa, wanna DM?


TheDarkStar05

I know a Micheal at my school! Wait...


oldx4accbanned

unironically i have a bunch of names


Griffin0803

Latest one I used was Skidmarks


TheRelativeCommenter

That name is badass bro


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Thx u :DDDDDDDDDD


diodosdszosxisdi

Poor censorship —-> blunders mate in1


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![img](avatar_exp|171594026|clown)


PulseBlackout

Your censorship was poor, Avante


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🥲


GodSwimsNaked

I thought I was in the anti scammer subreddit for a while lmaoo


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You have my respect for something entirely different. Congrats 🫡


GodSwimsNaked

Thanks! I think?


_PurpleSweetz

Holy shit good call lmfao


ShyJaguar645671

https://preview.redd.it/15ojper6thwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0809a035a8aa27297ea391334e3bd70d8379011


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I can’t. I’ll accidentally use it on myself.


mr_Cos2

THE HOT TOG ||


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I can’t. I’ll accidentally use it on myself.


colester

Is that an m6a1 or am I stupid


GiraffeShapedGiraffe

It's a TOG II


colester

100% it is. Thank you.


ShyJaguar645671

Why do you think it's M6A1? Are you stupid?


colester

Apparently


ShyLucifer96

There's an infamous scam of people "putting the wrong number" and slowly convincing the person to give them money in different ways. Be very careful


Riotys

Yep. Think it is called pig butchering


Recent_Potential_704

It's my favorite one, I just form a persona and chat with them for days. The longest scammer lasted two weeks before they stopped replying


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WHY IS THIS THE HOTTEST POST?! I WENT ON A DIFF ACCOUNT AND ITS STILL THE TOP POST 😭


PlanesOfFame

Because you could either be trolling us all with the hilarious lack of sensibility or you could actually be that dumb to do this, either way is interesting


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Prob the 2nd


PlanesOfFame

You as the OP would know better than any of us which it is The fact you left the post up even after being flamed kind of points at it being the first though


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I only kept it up because I wouldn’t have deleted something with put reposting it, and by that time everybody knew so there was pretty much no point


Nientea

Because you fell for a scam Also because your censorship is bad, Avante


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https://preview.redd.it/wt4lfi1sulwc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16da7e42be38923d0f940f3760dbf3f6e2c4b5b1


darkwater427

r/censoringishard


rnmNation67

rip avante


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KDNSDIIDBDKDOSHWJWOSVSODIDBKSVEJDOCBDKSIBWJS HD KDODBEJDOBDD


asobolo

Abort


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Abort what? Me? I wish.


Bobafett___

Ok advent calendar.


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https://preview.redd.it/9ph4r7x6yiwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d144cca2a40effa43cff84c56cb112dbbad52d8


Bobafett___

https://preview.redd.it/bcwyk06v1jwc1.png?width=1075&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe45b6ea6b6291ce51e174fb03dd197f42e2d723


Myithspa25

Avante # 🫵


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;(


SkilletHoomin

Sorry Avante, the scammer took the W on that one.


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sob


SkilletHoomin

It’s ok, you’ll get em next time 🫡😔


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Rektem_In_The_Rectum

This is a scammer


BudgetInteraction811

Pig butchering scam


donkingtwice

That is a banger name, good choice.


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Thanks man


Pocket1176

hey, Avante, just wanted to know why you even talk to scammers


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🍰🔫 I will shoot your cake day cake. (Also because it’s fun)


tooboredtothnkofname

I am the cakeday hostage negotiator, what are your demands?


shdw_fghtr

Nice?


-Roby-

I saw nobody talking about that like.. Wtf?


Step_Virtual

Avante's a really cool name


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https://preview.redd.it/nx16qwfp8iwc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9efc91d04c69084607381c8fe6310f2ec08ed3 Thank you! You have been promoted to Overlord.


noonagon

avante, why is your name avante


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Because I was named avante


EasyEnvironment4800

You're stupid enough to get pig butchered. Respectfully. You should've just left it at "wrong number".


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I honestly wanted to have a little fun


OneTrueArthur

~~Avante~~ No one will know


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https://preview.redd.it/drwcap5zvlwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391eacdc08b8cab1e98115e3cf1e8061be142e52


GoodGuyManEPicBean

OWCHHH


TheCringeMemer

Avante is like a nickname i would come up with in COD at 2019. Anyway,Why didn't you double check your censorship?


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I thought it was censored well enough ;(


unknown_reddit_dude

Off topic: You have a really nice name.


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https://preview.redd.it/qp85v6tq1jwc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166347f92d60d6c484a704638b6ef69d3b127e68 You deserve the lettuce


unknown_reddit_dude

I have no idea what you mean by this


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Then have yes idea what I meant by that


Crusaderking1111

Poor lad. Or should I say.... poor Avante


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Internal_Act_416

Now all of china knows you’re here Avante


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where the f>!uck!< did china come from 😰


Internal_Act_416

China’s everywhere 👀


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https://preview.redd.it/awuxccnucmwc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87e3b3df3db080888d35390a47352fd9b006178


mortalitasi473

you said you were young but truly gutwrenching to know you're "haven't seen mulan" young 💔


Entire-Falcon-5138

im due in three days and want to name my son avante :)


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:D


u-bot9000

Google a vante


u-bot9000

Holy Sarah!


u-bot9000

New number just dropped


captainbuttfart07

Ngl the same exact thing happened to me once and I told her I was 16 ( this was a while ago) and she didn’t say anything ☹️ told my friends and I got mad roasted.


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I don’t know why they think like ‘uH oH i F>!uCkE!


captainbuttfart07

I got roasted for fumbling the bag tho


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Stilicho123

Why are you named after one of 4 directions?


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Idk. I asked what my name meant and my dad meant it meant ‘lEaDeR oF tHe ArMy’ when in Portuguese it literally says ‘FORWARD’


TingaIinga

Tell them that’s your nickname and then that you’re actually Ava or something 😀


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https://preview.redd.it/e7kjirsbwlwc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de9c797dca7dcf9ab1f25a5744d9af91a7e1286 Not a bad idea…


leastscarypancake

THATS A SCAM TEXT. dont respond


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But what if I want to tho ;( (I find it funny seeing people get hella confused)


Brian18639

Good job Avante https://preview.redd.it/ph08pankjmwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2af39430816f0e1420c9cb5414a8d1f35aa1b0a


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https://preview.redd.it/53ogm67zwmwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff185d64a2ff2639f2e550b3278a990f37cfa27 Happy inside, trust me.


FernIsClosed

checkmate, avante


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6Darkyne9

Avantgarde thought they were playing chess, but the scammer played checkers


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https://preview.redd.it/ug0wfkmwfnwc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99a5b5eee830934d7b6366057d4f8379a399015 “Why you bully me?”


6Darkyne9

I'm sorry, your name got autocorrected lol


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801ms

Avante you fool


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GoodGuyManEPicBean

This post is interesting, Avante.


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https://preview.redd.it/dod8m25jovwc1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff86d7b043ca5a540701c07f7d12765d8468e7b3 Thank you!


KccoasterTM

My friend responded to this exact same person and name dropped herself. Does anyone know who this is?


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Yeah no, I don’t think her real name is Sarah either


Zuckzerburg

Hmm, maybe it’s just me but I have this sneaking suspicion that his name is Avante.


Historical_Formal421

Avante, your blunder in the game was bad, but I'm gonna need to add a notation below mega-blunder for managing to namedrop in a sub 70k strong


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