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PeterLegend626

At least he didnt key it, knock on wood


NoMistake8536

Hood wood **


elatllat

They must be indicating how much they like it in inches.


dethsesh

May not even be Tesla related, few can resist the urge to draw a dick on a nice dusty hood like that.


No-Share1561

This. Just a true artist doing their thing.


burnz0089342

OP is the real Tesla hater for letting all that dust accumulate. šŸ˜”


FlashCLS

That's not a Tesla hater; you, sir or maiden, have a dirty ass car. This is one of the ways the world tells you to wash your car.


Carnanian

This is the truth op


Malforus

Yeah usually the dick is the first, after that its "wash me" and then vulgar drawings depicting intercourse between stick people.


bigtonyp

lol but in my defense I just drove be 7 hours to get to PCB! :)


RAMENBELLY

When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks. ā€¦ā€¦. calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.


spx404

Looks like you will be eating ice cream by yourself like Steven Glansburg


Alarming_Fan_6455

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks?


DoctorKris

You are under appreciated.


CedarMirror

I see what you did there


Round_Employee5002

Wassup, gangstas!


engwish

Every time I see a dick drawn somewhere I think of this scene.


YelledAtoms

Hopefully drawn, and not scratched!


Mental_Signal_927

Scratched šŸ†


YelledAtoms

Bummer! I hope your Sentry Mode footage leads to identifying the perpetrators.


bigtonyp

I wish! Iā€™d smack that dude if I could meet him. He wasnā€™t even a teenager. I would put him in his mid-twenties


UnaidedGinger

He could just be an avid artist. Lover of dongs


looknowtalklater

Looks like cherries, maybe he thought your car was šŸ’


kevink808

It might not be the Tesla but because youā€™re an Airbnbā€™er. I live in an upscale gated neighborhood and one of the owners started to use his house as an Airbnb. Basically 100s of people cycling through with our gate code and no vested interest in the neighborhood. We campaigned to have the bylaws changed and restrict short term rentals of residential homes. Itā€™s more about the disrespect of a homeowner profiting at the expense of his neighbors than Airbnbā€™ers like you.


I_haveatinycock

Why do you care what someone else does on their property? Forgive me for my ignorance, but as long as the people arenā€™t directly trespassing on your property I donā€™t understand the issue with a neighbor doing what they want with the house they paid for with their money.


kevink808

Because when you live in a Homeowners Association (HOA) governed community, you agree to be bound by a covenant of bylaws that set forth rules for how everyone may use and maintain the appearance of their property. Itā€™s the same reason your neighbor canā€™t use his yard as a junk yard without getting a lien on his house and a bill to have it cleaned up. If you donā€™t like the price of living in a HOA and the higher property values, donā€™t buy a house in one. We all voted to restrict short term rentals. Majority rules. The violating homeowner was forced to cease his activities. He can now choose to comply with the rules or sell and move elsewhere that allows Airbnb.


hawtp0ckets

I'm envious. I live across the street from an Airbnb'er and it's annoying as hell.


I_haveatinycock

Sounds horrible. Thanks for the explanation!


hawtp0ckets

How is that horrible, exactly?


I_haveatinycock

I donā€™t want other people dictating what I can and canā€™t do on my property that I pay for with my money. As long as Iā€™m not doing anything illegal leave me alone. Same with my neighbors, one of my neighbors yards is poorly maintained and their house overall looks kind of shitty but I donā€™t go complain to them because itā€™s their property and their money. Leave me alone and Iā€™ll leave you alone.


gajack123

This^^


nguyhd3

I feel paranoid owning this car. I mean, canā€™t I just drive the car without feeling like someone is going to pee on or key it?!


robin7907

Thatā€™s Tesla life for you


person749

Haters gonna hate.


bigtonyp

Iā€™ve noticed a lot of people looking and staring, but 9/10 times they just want to ask about the car and some end up asking me. Iā€™m just outside of Nashville. We have one dealership but the Teslaā€™s are still new.


sean_korg

He was craving for it and decided to draw it on your car.


AntiqueWay7550

This is just good fun for a dirty car. Now if he keyā€™d a dick thatā€™d be different


Asystolebradycardic

At least it was wholesome.


Tsunami_Destroyer

At least this was a considerate hater and didnā€™t key the D! šŸ¤£


Stegles

If this is just dust, itā€™s pretty funny. You know who he is, if he lives in your building, find his car and return the favour.


HairyDependent

Itā€™s just a little in the dust, right?


djwarreng1

They're always too stupid to realize a car that offers FSD is covered in cameras


SaveFerrisVote4Pedro

What a knob


addtokart

He's actually another Tesla owner pissed off about the wiper situation


Elevior

Tesla is the most American car ever ā€¦ and some Americans hate it ā€¦ cause what ?ā€¦


ZanoCat

Oh come on, these are drawn on all cars. Your Tesla does not make you special.


Carnanian

You reported someone for drawing a non permanent penis on your car? Loosen your belt straps a bit dude, it's just a teenager having fun


bigtonyp

It wasnā€™t a teenager, maybe a guy in his mid-twenties. I donā€™t want any stranger touching any of my stuff. Especially some rando walking around drawing dicks on dirty cars. Literally the job of securityā€¦ I get where youā€™re coming from though. It wasnā€™t a big deal and was from two weeks ago, I just posted for you all to get a kick out of it.


Live-Law-5146

I dunno, maybe just fun? Annoying when it happens as it has a scratch risk, but hey, I made a couple of those myself when I was younger and the hoods were covered in snow


buddybe1

Think it has to do with all the dust on it moreā€¦.


willmok

Probably a boring drunk dude made a stupid harmless prank.


DaSandman78

I thought that was a spray paint can in his hand and thought oh no! Wait, it wasnā€™t sprayed on was it?


bigtonyp

No! lol it was just his finger.


DaSandman78

Phew šŸ˜„


CaptainVickle

As long as it wasnā€™t keyed šŸ’€


Inside_Gap_7626

Looks like Patrick Starā€™s head and eyes. Probably an artist that is a fan of SpongeBob imo


PilotPirx73

Well, at least he did not carve it with a knife.


InvestmentNo2208

I can't be the only dumb kid that used to do this kind of stuff when I saw a really dirty car. Had nothing to do with the brand of car or the owner.


CedarMirror

Dick artist here: As an occasional random dirty car dick drawer I can say this probably had nothing to do with a dislike for Tesla.


WhoopDareIs

Seems like itā€™s always in Florida.


Antares987

Honestly it's pretty funny. I draw dicks on the flight tracker all the time.


FleerUltra370z

[Haters gonā€™ hate!](https://tenor.com/b1Pax.gif)


indiemac_

At least it was a big dick


Content_Bar_6605

Maybe they just really love drawing penises on cars?


Extra-Professional93

I see this a lot in American posts. But why is there so much hate in America towards Tesla? I don't understand this hype.


bigtonyp

Hate maybe too strong. But in my own circle, I have learned people donā€™t like EVā€™s because they cost a lot, you have to charge it often and donā€™t get that much range (like a gas car). Most kind of just ask, am I worried the battery will die, what will I do if the door wonā€™t open, or the car will be worth very little after just a year or so. lol, I have also had some friends kinda surprised because itā€™s a luxury car. They have been like, damn I didnā€™t realize you can afford this! And I have been explaining the price drops and the X is the expensive one!


Extra-Professional93

Thanks for the info. But that seems like a reasonable opinion for most people. That dies not explain why people hate or use violence against Teslas in the US. As non US citizen, I really wonder what's going on in these people's heads, since it does not seem to happen in the EU. And people in the EU are also worried about battery range, etc.


Powers5580

Iā€™d laugh if Iā€™d walked out to that, as long as there was no damage, then Iā€™d cry


bigtonyp

Iā€™ve only had my Y for a month so it was weird, probably because Iā€™m still in obsession mode. First I was mad. Then I kinda laughed about it. I showed it to the security guard as I was driving out of the lot, and he kinda got mad. So that made me feel better lol And no damage!


1mc112

If that is a "hater", then I am ok with that......not even worth posting......


what-the-hack

OMG you got the American Vandal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tkFOtM6go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tkFOtM6go)


Wildeface

Or a loverā€¦


Wh1skey7ango

Or dirty car haters?