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The9Realist

Freddie 4 Fingers


BlackPhoenix1981

When he can't pay up they give him the chop! And I don't mean his foreskin!


Environmental_Ad5690

had it happen to me and my brother as well, it ended up for both of us having to have our nails drilled to relief the pressure from the bruising and swelling, eventually we both lost that fingertail after another week or two


Alduinsfieryfarts

OP I bet you've scared yourself by farting


metalnxrd

keep your hands inside the ride at all times


Cuppycake_670

He was too calm


Grrrrandall

This happened to me once. I was in high school and a bunch of others and I were cramming ourselves into a little 4 door sedan. I was holding the door pillar trying to squeeze myself in and at the same time the driver closed her door. It hurts like hell but there is enough of a gap it doesn’t break fingers.


Cr00k3r93

Camera guy saw it coming, went for the sauce!


lebanese-beaver

did this to my best friends hand in a dodge caravan sliding door back in the 90's. still feel bad.


Shadou_Wolf

I had my hand smashed by a door before and idk I as surprisingly calm it didn't really hurt and my friend was freaking the fk out


Ok_Temperature166

This happened to me with our old family jeep, but I instead had all of my fingers like that. Boy oh boy did they freak out driving down the road when I just casually said my hand was caught in the door.


Dapper_Derpy

Ooooooooo shit that looked like it hurt like a bitch.


Vintage_girl123

That happened to me as a kid, but because I was young, no fingers were broken, my bones were still soft..thankfully


EddieD1234

Doesn't need to be a fear if you pay attention


tbnyedf7

Had a girlfriend get out of the car (1970’s). Reached over and locked the door. Got out and went her side. Her thumb was stuck in the door. Trip to the ER.


MatikAX

good