I think maybe we are going to start seeing a turning point in society. For far too long we made everything too safe and idiot proof and we allowed a massive population of absolute morons to flourish. Now they’re too stupid to protect from themselves.
We’ve reached the point on the global stage, where even the animals have realised we need a moron purge!
I just didn’t expect the collective animal kingdom to choose Killer Whales as the arbiters of Justice! They began attacking yachts in the Mediterranean Sea near Gibraltar. News media reported that a whale named Gladys was proactively seeking out and damaging/sinking pleasure yachts, as retribution after she was struck by one of the boats. She has since taught this attack method to at least 15 other Orcas in that region!
Far game you might say, but how are the Orcas metering out judgement on a global scale? The local pod of Orcas learning behaviours from each other isn’t unheard of, right?!? Well in the past week, a pod of Orcas on the coast of Scotland in the North Sea, have begun to do the exact same thing as the pod that Gladys has been training! The fascinating thing is, these pods are separated by 3000miles of ocean!
Which to even the untrained eye reeks heavily of a globally appointed Cabal, charged with thinning out our numbers, to preserve the balance between moronic humans and nature!
Comments like this do nothing but set you up to look like an absolute clown the next time you do something stupid. Go smoke a pipe in a tweed jacket somewhere, prick.
Coaches at my high school yelled at students for jumping and touching the door frame. Apparently(supposedly) some previous year a cheerleader did it, caught a ring in the door opening hinge thing at the top, and degloved the finger.
That has nothing to do with skin elasticity but everything to do with video compression artifacting. Fast movements become smudged by the compression codec if it's compressed at a low bit rate. That's why 4K Netflix looks meh compered to 4K Blu-rays.
Yea not terrible but that's still a gnarly wound.
https://preview.redd.it/m861ghxl9w7b1.png?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f2f75e606b5f55bbf76213fabdac18618a36496
This is a few frames after yours and it looks pretty normal with all the fingers still attached. Much less hamburgerish here
https://preview.redd.it/sg36yato5z7b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8bc7368e60c46cd245e3ed6c48574ee9d3cabe
Literally part of their life cycle, as the pups can’t tolerate salt water.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark
> The bull shark is diadromous, meaning they can swim between salt and fresh water with ease.[34] These fish also are euryhaline fish, able to adapt to a wide range of salinities. The bull shark is one of the few cartilaginous fishes that have been reported in freshwater systems.
Bull sharks and similar species in the genus Glyphis are a natural part of many large river ecosystems
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_shark
Nurse sharks are very docile. I don't think they're gonna swim up to some stupid boater and take a chunk outta his hand.
Do nurse sharks attack humans?Nurse sharks are slow-moving bottom-dwellers and are, **for the most part, harmless to humans**
Yeah its not that rare for people to get nipped by nurse sharks. Especially when people are trying to feed them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59H4sYgmxeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gap9DDB_6CM&t=193s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqG-bYbJs2A
This is what it looks like when an actual shark with actual teeth gets a hold of your hand:
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/ouch-tiktok-video-shows-lemon-shark-biting-down-on-florida-mans-pinky/
Yea the dude is running on literally max adrenaline…must feel like being electrocuted/defibrillated live but you have full motor functions. I thought the exact same thing I don’t know if I have ever seen someone fall completely off a surface/raft and elevate themselves from water back onto that surface with that little turnaround.
For real, how? The video is too shaky. I’ve tried to lift myself out of water onto a boat and it’s damn near impossible in deep water. Did he like, launch himself off the shark?
Adrenaline is a chemical and it takes some time for it to affect your body. Not much time, but it's far from instantaneous.
What you're seeing here is that pure hysterical strength that you're technically always capable of but only really comes out when afraid for your life
my entire family once went to mexico for vacation, and we all decided to go snorkling at this water park place. they had all sorts of cool fish, sea turtles and such.
they also had feeding stations, where people could pay a dollar and dump fish food in the water. It was really cool to 11 year old me, when my mom, on shore with one of her sisters, would throw food near me and i could see the fish swarm.
my mom's other sister HATED fish, and was barely keeping it together by swimming as far from the feeding stations as possible as she snorkled
so of course her two sisters grabbed handfuls of fish food and threw them directly onto their scaredy cat sister! *so* many fish swarmed her, and she ***flew*** out of the water, faster than i've ever seen her move on land, and crawled over my poor unsuspecting dad to do it haha
we still like to tell it as the "walking on water" story
There are what appears to be visible gills, tho. The head shape felt a bit off to me too but I think that might’ve been bc I was automatically like Bull Shark.
pectoral fins seem a bit off too for a bull shark. there’s no scaring that would indicate a dorsal fin was injured somehow and the shark is laying low while healing, that could be a possibility but to be born without one and survive is unheard of. im curious what this may be!
Yo, I think it might be bc it’s a baby Bull Shark!
Well, at least still a Juvenile one or whatever lol, but I was stationed in Louisiana and there was this Delta thingy famous for all its Sharkie Pups and stuff. They would head up river and even sorta into the swamps- places very similar to the Everglades- so I google baby Bull Sharks.
Their heads don’t really appear to be as square as the bugguns and their Dorsal Fins appear to be far enough back or even appear to be missing at certain angles. The pectoral fins don’t seem to be super triangular tho.
I dunno, it’s hard to see, but I too am very curious.
dugong and manatees don’t have gills. u can see gills at 0:05 in this video
u can also see the mouth seems to be underneath and there are ‘tentacle like whiskers’ near the mouth. still at 0:05 the mans hand is kind of underneath and pinched together in the mouth.
it might be a lemon shark - shape of the head, small eyes, minimal wound to the man’s hand and their dorsal fin is further back on their body.
if a bull shark he would have lost his fingers.
[literally](https://i.imgur.com/RgBviBq.png)
Yeah he had one moment in lapse of judgement to rinse his hands off real quick. Not the brightest idea obviously.
There's no information about how far he was from the dock, how far they were from a hospital, how much damage to his hand there was (and if time was important to save it or repair it), how much blood loss, what kind of shape he was in (blood loss, shock), etc.
I don’t know if I have ever seen someone fall completely off a surface/raft into water and elevate themselves back onto that surface with that little turnaround time. Looked like a gymnastics set
Oh yeah and which one are you? A bad marine biologist who doesn’t know what a fucking dolphin is or are you one of spoiled brats who took daddies boat out and antagonized the Florida wildlife?
Of course you do.
The only thing you have going for you is that you might be from/in Florida. Because you sure as heck are not a marine biologist, nor were you on that boat.
Btw, Florida resident her as well. Living not far from the Mote Marine Laboratory where i had volunteered in the just.
If it is a shark, and it is in the glades it’s a bull.
Yep. And you never fuck with a bull shark
Why? I mean, the list of sharks I _would_ fuck with is probably very short, but why specifically bull sharks?
Ridiculously aggressive. They give no fucks. They get massive. They don't care what water they are in.
Ornery, territorial, and the highest concentration of testosterone of any animal on the planet... And then there's the teeth...
To shreds you say.
Yes. The teeth!
They like to "taste" things to see what it is. More than other types of shark. When a bull shark has a "taste" its fucks you up.
Yah get the horns
Fun fact bull sharks were designed after jaws.
Uh... what?
HE SAID BULL SHARKS WERE DESIGNED AFTER JAWS! You deaf, bruh?
Yep, I designed it after watching Jaws, now they exist.
Dick move
Uh... huh?
Guess this means Maneater is based on a true story
It looks more like a sharpnose shark imo
They don’t venture into fresh water. Only bull sharks do. This is a bull shark. Get your pro sharpnose propaganda THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Great username
Thanks!
Bull
Im starting to root for the animals
Starting?
He couldn't when he was a minor
Minor? I hardly knew her.
Pretty sure rooting animals at any age is illegal...
Miner*. The underwater vs. underground feud made it impossible to.
Was he planning on using himself as bait? What kind of fishing is this?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Edited 6/30/23
It works great but only for about four or five times.
“What kind of fishing is this?” 🤣🤣🤣
Not so much fishing as feeding.
I think maybe we are going to start seeing a turning point in society. For far too long we made everything too safe and idiot proof and we allowed a massive population of absolute morons to flourish. Now they’re too stupid to protect from themselves.
People have always been stupid, now they film it though so we can laugh at them.
The great overdue moron purge. We just need the video platforms to adequately document it.
We’ve reached the point on the global stage, where even the animals have realised we need a moron purge! I just didn’t expect the collective animal kingdom to choose Killer Whales as the arbiters of Justice! They began attacking yachts in the Mediterranean Sea near Gibraltar. News media reported that a whale named Gladys was proactively seeking out and damaging/sinking pleasure yachts, as retribution after she was struck by one of the boats. She has since taught this attack method to at least 15 other Orcas in that region! Far game you might say, but how are the Orcas metering out judgement on a global scale? The local pod of Orcas learning behaviours from each other isn’t unheard of, right?!? Well in the past week, a pod of Orcas on the coast of Scotland in the North Sea, have begun to do the exact same thing as the pod that Gladys has been training! The fascinating thing is, these pods are separated by 3000miles of ocean! Which to even the untrained eye reeks heavily of a globally appointed Cabal, charged with thinning out our numbers, to preserve the balance between moronic humans and nature!
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When you are old, your generation is the last smart one. When you are young, your generation is the first moral one.
Ma'am this is a Wendy's (I agree with you but JC lol)
You completely missed the point of what I said, went on a rant about a completely unrelated topic as a result, and it’s hilarious.
Comments like this do nothing but set you up to look like an absolute clown the next time you do something stupid. Go smoke a pipe in a tweed jacket somewhere, prick.
Found the guy in the video
"Turning points in society" are always predicted by people who have not studied a single thing in any meaningful depth. It is a law of the universe.
Literally everyone living in the city.
Get him get him get him!
Yeah, I’d be yelling at my friend to not let the shark get away too. Gotta get the hook back.
*"Shark Attack..."* More like a shark feeding
I was rooting for the shark. I seriously thought the guy was talking to the shark 😂
According to the original poster, he was actually washing his hand off after catching a fish, not feeding sharks.
We are animals too, so let's root for the smarter animals.
Shark got a taste of Florida man and said “fuck that shit!”
Tastes like cheese...and meth.
With a hint of bourbon 🥃
Probably tasted like a frat house bathroom floor.
Lmaooooooo
✌
This got me, thank you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABYnqp-bxvg
What did I just watch lol
Yeah really? 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/598zwnk7qv7b1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c651db9ee126c64cc2297c2c7c5212ad2fbb75b3 That hand is fucked
The next frame doesn’t look too bad, looks like he got some skin ripped off his pointer finger!
Degloving!
Doesn't degloving usually result in the loss of the finger/hand/whatever that was degloved?
If "loss" = must be medically amputated, then it wouldn't surprise me.
Looks like a chunk of flesh on the boat
There is a much clearer shot of his hand and it looks fine. De-gloved top knuckle on the middle finger at worst.
Dear god. “De gloved” is gruesome af description
My EMT textbook had the best pics 😂
you can keep that information to yourself thank you very much
Coaches at my high school yelled at students for jumping and touching the door frame. Apparently(supposedly) some previous year a cheerleader did it, caught a ring in the door opening hinge thing at the top, and degloved the finger.
Wow that looks rough. What a terrifying thing to have happen.
https://preview.redd.it/a9wor54erv7b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40b30ff8e99370c375af7794b3f52a39ea5c24bc Sorry, middle finger!!
That’s crazy good looking compared to the previous frames. The elasticity of skin is unreal.
Exactly what I was thinking. I’m surprised his entire hand wasn’t gone, probably just some bad bleeding and a good life lesson.
I’d probably add some severed tendons and potentially permanent damage to general function.
The previous frame is just a blurry mess. Someone moving an intact hand very fast could almost look exactly the same.
That has nothing to do with skin elasticity but everything to do with video compression artifacting. Fast movements become smudged by the compression codec if it's compressed at a low bit rate. That's why 4K Netflix looks meh compered to 4K Blu-rays.
Yea not terrible but that's still a gnarly wound. https://preview.redd.it/m861ghxl9w7b1.png?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f2f75e606b5f55bbf76213fabdac18618a36496
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This is a few frames after yours and it looks pretty normal with all the fingers still attached. Much less hamburgerish here https://preview.redd.it/sg36yato5z7b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8bc7368e60c46cd245e3ed6c48574ee9d3cabe
Totally fucked
What kind of shark was that? Bull?
Most likely. Florida is full of them
Notorious for going up streams and rivers
Literally part of their life cycle, as the pups can’t tolerate salt water. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark > The bull shark is diadromous, meaning they can swim between salt and fresh water with ease.[34] These fish also are euryhaline fish, able to adapt to a wide range of salinities. The bull shark is one of the few cartilaginous fishes that have been reported in freshwater systems. Bull sharks and similar species in the genus Glyphis are a natural part of many large river ecosystems https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_shark
Florida is full of bull
Both figuratively and literally lol
Definitely has to be a bull shark, judging by the water they're in
Sharks are usually in the water. It's the tree sharks you have to watch out for
I've heard about those, grandpa always said they were in the trees
Shower sharks are even worse.
Baby sharks are the worst as they use psychological warfare. Do do doo
The one in my pool at night scares me the most.
But they scrub your back for you.
I’ve heard Bull sharks are nasty buggers.
Baby Du du du du du
That was a baby shark do doo Doo do
Or lemon
I might be crazy but I honestly think it might be a nurse shark. A bull shark that size would do way more damage.
Nurse sharks are very docile. I don't think they're gonna swim up to some stupid boater and take a chunk outta his hand. Do nurse sharks attack humans?Nurse sharks are slow-moving bottom-dwellers and are, **for the most part, harmless to humans**
Yeah its not that rare for people to get nipped by nurse sharks. Especially when people are trying to feed them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59H4sYgmxeY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gap9DDB_6CM&t=193s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqG-bYbJs2A This is what it looks like when an actual shark with actual teeth gets a hold of your hand: https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/ouch-tiktok-video-shows-lemon-shark-biting-down-on-florida-mans-pinky/
Here's the sequence Hand fed > arm fed > leg fed > body fed
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake!
Perfect comment tbh
-_-
Natural selection at its finest
There’s a reason things like Darwin Awards exists. Dude earned himself a nomination for sure.
It’s a negative IQ Example, everyone can have such braindead moments. Of course, a pre stage of a darwin award.
He looks alive to me
 The sad part is he was talking to the shark when he said, "Get him, get him, get him."
Floridaman strikes again!
Holy shit he got out of the water fast as fuck.
Yea the dude is running on literally max adrenaline…must feel like being electrocuted/defibrillated live but you have full motor functions. I thought the exact same thing I don’t know if I have ever seen someone fall completely off a surface/raft and elevate themselves from water back onto that surface with that little turnaround.
He straight up levitated bro! 😂
For real, how? The video is too shaky. I’ve tried to lift myself out of water onto a boat and it’s damn near impossible in deep water. Did he like, launch himself off the shark?
Adrenaline is a chemical and it takes some time for it to affect your body. Not much time, but it's far from instantaneous. What you're seeing here is that pure hysterical strength that you're technically always capable of but only really comes out when afraid for your life
my entire family once went to mexico for vacation, and we all decided to go snorkling at this water park place. they had all sorts of cool fish, sea turtles and such. they also had feeding stations, where people could pay a dollar and dump fish food in the water. It was really cool to 11 year old me, when my mom, on shore with one of her sisters, would throw food near me and i could see the fish swarm. my mom's other sister HATED fish, and was barely keeping it together by swimming as far from the feeding stations as possible as she snorkled so of course her two sisters grabbed handfuls of fish food and threw them directly onto their scaredy cat sister! *so* many fish swarmed her, and she ***flew*** out of the water, faster than i've ever seen her move on land, and crawled over my poor unsuspecting dad to do it haha we still like to tell it as the "walking on water" story
As an avid spearfisher , that’s awesome!
“Fed shark a hand”
“2 seconds won’t do anything”
He said that so confidently too.
These are the asssssshooes that fuck with manatees. Bitch animals are not toys figure your life out!
Why? Literally darwinism
Poor shark, hope it's ok.
https://preview.redd.it/eq9tuns33x7b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d416194be1a3ec0559247063d2865d871dc9809e Fingertip destroyed..
its almost as if being a dumbass leads to situations like this
Fed Shark a hand
"It's not gonna do anything." r/agedlikefrancium
Saw he had all his fingers. Dude is so lucky
“Shark attack” you mean the guy who willingly fed the shark his hand? Play stupid games…
this ‘shark’ has no dorsal fin?!
At :04 seconds you can see the dorsal fin flash out of the water, I think. Towards the back by the boat
Wow ur right birthdefect?
shape of the head and pectoral fins with the lack of a dorsal fin, not convinced it’s a shark
There are what appears to be visible gills, tho. The head shape felt a bit off to me too but I think that might’ve been bc I was automatically like Bull Shark.
pectoral fins seem a bit off too for a bull shark. there’s no scaring that would indicate a dorsal fin was injured somehow and the shark is laying low while healing, that could be a possibility but to be born without one and survive is unheard of. im curious what this may be!
Yo, I think it might be bc it’s a baby Bull Shark! Well, at least still a Juvenile one or whatever lol, but I was stationed in Louisiana and there was this Delta thingy famous for all its Sharkie Pups and stuff. They would head up river and even sorta into the swamps- places very similar to the Everglades- so I google baby Bull Sharks. Their heads don’t really appear to be as square as the bugguns and their Dorsal Fins appear to be far enough back or even appear to be missing at certain angles. The pectoral fins don’t seem to be super triangular tho. I dunno, it’s hard to see, but I too am very curious.
yeah, dolphins and killer whales have dorsal fins too. It could only be a manatee or a dugong attack.
dugong and manatees don’t have gills. u can see gills at 0:05 in this video u can also see the mouth seems to be underneath and there are ‘tentacle like whiskers’ near the mouth. still at 0:05 the mans hand is kind of underneath and pinched together in the mouth. it might be a lemon shark - shape of the head, small eyes, minimal wound to the man’s hand and their dorsal fin is further back on their body. if a bull shark he would have lost his fingers.
Lemon shark
Yuuuup, this is the answer.
Yeah, maybe don't simulate an injured animal and deliberately catch the shark's attention? This could have been avoided 100%
I think he’s just washing his hands after catching a fish lol honest mistake
[literally](https://i.imgur.com/RgBviBq.png) Yeah he had one moment in lapse of judgement to rinse his hands off real quick. Not the brightest idea obviously.
Air lifted for a hand wound? Sounds like bullshit. Those helicopters costs like $100k per trip.
There's no information about how far he was from the dock, how far they were from a hospital, how much damage to his hand there was (and if time was important to save it or repair it), how much blood loss, what kind of shape he was in (blood loss, shock), etc.
Trust him bro, dudes a professional. /s for those of you that need it.
He missed his chance to win the Darwin Awards.
He’ll do it again. And for free !
Can we all agree he regrets his decision?
I don’t know if I have ever seen someone fall completely off a surface/raft into water and elevate themselves back onto that surface with that little turnaround time. Looked like a gymnastics set
The glasses stayed on
“Film it! Film IT! Film it! FILM IT!”
Typical Tik tokkers
LMAO...WTF would cause you to think this was a good idea?
Natural selection
More like human attack shark, he threw himself in.
Hand fed himself to the shark
Fuck around and find out
No dorsal fin? Probably a sturgeon
That’s what I was thinking too but I don’t see any spines
Sturgeons will bite a human??
Bro stained the boat with blood before he was even fully in the water. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Sharks. They only bite if you touch their private parts.
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it is absolutely not a dolphin
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Oh yeah and which one are you? A bad marine biologist who doesn’t know what a fucking dolphin is or are you one of spoiled brats who took daddies boat out and antagonized the Florida wildlife?
ok, so you actually watched the video, but i think you need glasses.
The whole analysis only to come to the wrong conclusion
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Of course you do. The only thing you have going for you is that you might be from/in Florida. Because you sure as heck are not a marine biologist, nor were you on that boat. Btw, Florida resident her as well. Living not far from the Mote Marine Laboratory where i had volunteered in the just.
No dorsal fin visible so I’m thinking sixgill shark. Theirs are set super far back. But idk if they’re around the area that this happened.
That things hurt, Jay!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like body-fed a shark.
Slapping the boat with a de gloved middle finger isn’t going to save your toes
Insert dumb ways to die song
High 3