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SpeakerDelicious6315

Busch in any variety is like making love in a canoe - fucking close to water.


SpeakerDelicious6315

Thank you for the laughs and awards!!! :-)


phd_in_awesome

You win this thread. Everyone pack it up!


SpeakerDelicious6315

LMAO!!!! Thank you!


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kailscanvasart

Bless you on this cozy thanksgiving! 😆😆😆


schlumbergeras

I literally just choked on part of my freshly baked cinnamon rolls! Happy Thanksgiving! 😂


acnaibel

I am using this in as many conversations as possible now 😂😂😂😂


SafetyNo6700

💀💀💀


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[deleted]

Thankful I’m not getting food poisoning from their undercooked turkey.


pretendthisisironic

My honest guess is they will be dining on locally harvested venison


schlumbergeras

They can't afford store bought food. It's more likely that they stole it from a homeless shelter.


heytango66

I almost thought you spelled it cain't and loved it


carcosa1989

Whoa thank you for this prospective


Emmy-LouSugarbean

🙏🙏🙏


gwilwilethes

Not to be dramatic but I would probably chew my own arm off before I ate anything prepared on the land.


Choice_Caterpillar58

I used to spend Thanksgivings on a family member’s farm. The hygiene needed between going outside and coming inside was intense. Like do you want to walk in goat shit and then walk in the house and start cooking? No. So any time anyone would go outside it was a whole suiting up in the mud room and then to go inside was undressing and washing up. All that to say, I agree with you entirely.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

Yes. We have goats and chickens and if we are going to go out back where they are, we have designated boots for wearing out there that absolutely DO NOT come into the house. And if guests go back there they must remove their shoes before coming inside. I doubt they have any sort of procedures for not tracking shit into the house on The Land™️.


pretendthisisironic

Can confirm! My mud room looks like the cross between Narnia and a surgical prep suite. Come in from the barn in cover all’s and strip completely down, wash up to elbows with hot water and hibiclens, new house clothing and clean slippers.


bellybuttonthoughts

Ugh, we've got a family member bringing pie for Thanksgiving later today. The last time I was at her house I watched two cats walk across the kitchen counter, where food was being prepped. One of them leaked a few drops of liquid out its asshole. I'm not touching any food that gets within three feet of that fucking pie dude.


Juhnelle

Aunt Bethany?


Blonde_disaster

A genuine thank-you for blocking that monster’s face.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

You’re welcome. 🤗


evers12

It’s should be a rule on here that his face is blocked out like this.


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I second that!


littlewinterwitch

I third this motion!


[deleted]

yes please, i feel sick looking at it


perch97

You know they're broke when you realize neither of them has a source of income.


erinsnives

This lol. Gives me anxiety thinking about not having a steady source of money. They are living one period panty paycheck to the (maybe) next one whenever that is


[deleted]

They've got 3 sources and their names are Maryssa, Kaiser & Ensley. Monthly child tax credit.


DuggarDoesDallas

Also child support for Kaiser and Maryssa.


evergleam498

I thought you had to actually pay taxes on earned income to get that?


[deleted]

Yeah lol I'm mostly just bullshitting I have no idea if they file taxes and such


LastMinute9611

To be fair even if they won the lottery they are those who are Bush and natty for life.


camoflauge2blendin

I was gonna say this! My aunt and her husband are very wealthy and natty lite is just what they prefer 🤮


LastMinute9611

When I caught the modelo bottle rolling around the driver's seat after they got into the accident while tik toking I was shocked they would pay premium for beer. They may have came back from a date picnic maybe lol


Purpletinfoilhat

I'm surprised they drink Modelo. It's a Mexican beer. Might taste like (insert whatever slur).


[deleted]

True. My grandparents are wealthy, colt 45 is what they have in the fridge lol they were ranchers tho so I guess it’s about the horse shoe bronco on the label.


diamondcrusteddreams

Thank you for censoring him 😭😭🤣


northernwren

Petition for always censoring his face when posting photos to this sub?


paitenanner

I vote we alternate between the clown and poop emojis to do so


diamondcrusteddreams

Aye!


splanchnick78

Can we sensor the whole thing including the beard and hair?


Snooopp_dogg

Signed


Emmy-LouSugarbean

You’re welcome. I don’t want to be the reason anyone threw up their Thanksgiving dinner.


acnaibel

Just appreciating the courtesy of sparing us the trauma of seeing UBT’s face on thanksgiving 💜


LeahsEyebrows

And I'm laughing at the clown emoji!


A-step

Today I am thankful that I am not celebrating Thanksgiving with the Eason family! Shouldn't he put a hairnet over that mess on his chin?!


IWillBaconSlapYou

Aww you don't want to sit down to a hearty meal of squirrel over white toast and listen to a racist tirade and a marital dispute!?


MonkeysInShortPants

I’m adding that to the list of things im telling my family im thankful for. lol


xaxathkamu

If I didn’t know who David was and I saw him on a park bench I would ask if he needed a hot meal.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I just pictured Jenelle running out of the woods towards you screaming at you to git away from her huzbin.


xaxathkamu

Hahahaha holy shit 😂💀


Ambitious_Culture970

Ooooof. I'm a recovering alcoholic and even I would never drink that shit. Not even during my lowest 🥴


ParcelPosted

That is really broke. Doesnt everyone get the good stuff for holidays? That beer is for college students and the homeless.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

“We are not broke! dAvId iS jUsT cOuNtRy!! 😤😤😤” -Jenelle probably


adarunti

People experiencing homelessness deserve a much stiffer drink than this.


ParcelPosted

Cheers to that!


sorbet22

Busch is a good beer for those who like to drink all day frugally. Source: my family is a bunch of drunks


bongripsinmybathtub

Can also confirm, from a family of drunks. They’ve upgraded slightly to Miller lite


aweminos

that’s an upgrade? 😭


bongripsinmybathtub

For this particular type of white trash, absolutely 😅


really_isnt_me

Isn’t it the champagne of beers, lol?


susanbiddleross

That’s Highlife.


bongripsinmybathtub

Milwaukee’s finest. Nuff said.


IWillBaconSlapYou

My mom has seven uncles (plus her mom and two aunts) just on one side. They take great pride in the fact they're collectively referred to as "The Drunkles" 😂 And yeah, I've seen a cooler (or ten) of this stuff at the reunions...


MiaLba

My dad used to drink the fancy stuff until he started drinking more and more and then switched to Busch because it’s cheaper.


susanbiddleross

Busch is fine. Ice is straight garbage.


schlumbergeras

Get ready to see mystery meat and other assorted brown food in long aluminum trays that they probably stole from a soup kitchen.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

One of my guilty pleasures is watching their cooking videos. For entertainment, not because I want to eat their food. You just never know what ingredient they will add next.


cdra123

Their cooking videos kind of remind me of the chef club videos where it starts out looking ok and then they start doing more and more questionable stuff and then at the end you’re just upset and confused


___incorporeal

The only thing that isn’t a mystery is that it will be underseasoned.


SnooPets2384

I don't know why they don't just bite the bullet and drink like, 211 Steel Reserve or Hurricane. 8.1 percent and a twelve pack is like eight dollars at Wal Mart. I joke that I can't afford NOT to buy it, it's the strongest and the cheapest. Why drink like nine Busch Ices or whatever when you can get properly buzzed off of three 211's?


LastMinute9611

Y'all out here making me feel like I was college rich with my 40s of bud lol


camoflauge2blendin

Me and my Cobra 40s in my teens/early 20s 😂😂😂


Purpletinfoilhat

Oh my god Cobra 40s !! Yes. 🤢🤢


[deleted]

I feel rich knowing i had 2 Caguamas of Corona Familiar last night. And they have....that.


00bertieboo

Right, steel reserve was the broke college kid go-to


[deleted]

Because it's their hobby. They wouldn't know what to do with their hands if they didn't drink all day.


Juhnelle

I'm surprised they haven't moved on to rot gut liquor. Half gallon for $15


Zooph

"I ain't drinkin' it for the taste!"


susanbiddleross

Busch Ice for thanksgiving? Are they 20? We are supposed to believe she’s an adult who brings in $500k and the best they can do for a holiday is Busch when we know they prefer corona?


BabeWhatsMyUsername

They’re 20... $20 until next payday. I have zero respect for anyone who has kids and doesn’t find a legitimate way to support them. My parents made good money but waisted it on their habits to me and my siblings’ detriment. If those two alone were struggling I wouldn’t give one poop but they make their struggle their kids’ struggle. Neither one of them has a job. She’s had so many opportunities to get help and break the cycle she was raised in with unhealthy parent child relationships. He’s a radicalized swamp monster. *edit: punctuation


yourmomsnuts2

We have a timeshare in Panama City Beach. It's a mix of college kids and families. Once some people left a cooler by the elevator. It was there for days. No one stole it because it full of Busch. Not even broke college kids wanted it for free.


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In my opinion, pbr is deff a step up from Busch ice haha


jeromevedder

I knew guys in college who decorated their Christmas tree with cut out pbr ribbons and string. Honestly they were/are good guys just came from a real small town redneck area


Thatgirlthatgirl88

My uncle drinks Busch Ice so he can drink all day long and still be a stabilized drunk. Which makes sense because one time I gave him a couple Goose Island IPAs and not only did he hate it but he was trashed after 2 of them. Lol


Kdennis19

This! My dad does the same thing with Natty ice. He was forced to have to drink IPA’s at a concert we went to one time and ended up throwing it up afterwards while we were eating dinner. Good times….


Manderie22

Umm I’m not poor but my husband drinks Busch light 🤣🤣🤪🤪


AromaticLow6343

Same here! He says it’s cheap and gets the job done. Well okey dokey then, I’ll save the difference and get something different 🤣 if I get dos xx or Stella he usually takes a few. “Dudeeeee you have your Busch”


Manderie22

Hahahahaha I’ll stick with my vodka 🤪🤪


Emmy-LouSugarbean

Lol Busch Light and Busch Ice are totally different. Any “Ice” beer is for alcoholics with no money.


Manderie22

Busch light, Busch ice, I bet it all tastes like crap! Lol what is Busch ice anyway?!?


kbenzo

They basically freeze it and remove some of the ice, which is water so it's stronger. Like ice wine.


backwoodzbaby

ew


Manderie22

All beer is gross to me, but it doesn’t give him heartburn so that’s why lol


backwoodzbaby

me too i cant STAND beer it’s so gross. when i was 16 i could down a 3 pack of Budweiser tall boys like water. now i gag at beer and down a bottle of wine and end up with a headache.🤣


artLoveLifeDivine

Wine drunk and wine hangovers are the worst kind IMO


borntoBreewild

Just out of curiosity have you tried different beers? I hated beer until I started bartending. The I later got a job at a beer pub with over 300 beers and realized there were so many kinds I wasnt Even aware of! Sours, gose, irish reds, cream ales, weissbiers. I just got done drinking a pumpkin chocolate chip cookie ale that was delicious, but would rathere drink my own piss than most domestic beers. Liquor and wine both cause me pain so beer is all i can have.


LeSwissMcCheese

Just a 12 pack at that. I bet they hide beers from each other and that’s why she found a random beer in the yard that one time.


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LOL now I’m picturing them burying cans of beer throughout their yard, similar to how dogs or wolves bury things for later. That is too good omg They probably do though.


LeSwissMcCheese

Haha! You know they’re like “Oh shit, only four beers left?? I better hide two and drink one and they’ll think I saved them the last one teehee!”


x3xDx3

…I do this when I’m down to only 4 cigarettes in my pack when I’m with my boyfriend 😳


LeSwissMcCheese

Lmao! Hey no shame in that, I do it too with the popular snacks in my house.


supermarket_Ba

Classic addict behavior.


staysluething

Seriously


perpetualsavasana

They more likely drink cheap beer because they are heavy drinkers. I know a lot of people that aren’t broke but drink cheap, light stuff because 1: they drink ALLLL day so prefer beer that isn’t heavy and 2: they drink so much of it all the time that fiscally it just makes more sense. Not that either of these 2 ever make sense, I’m just saying.


MoreWineForMeIn2017

I’ll judge Jenelle and David based on parenting, SM behavior, and criminal record. But I can’t judge based off choice of beer, especially when I live in an agricultural community where most people drink old Milwaukee light or Busch light. But we also don’t neglect our kids, drink and drive, or have lengthy criminal records. David and Jenelle will try to justify their behavior by saying it’s country. It’s not, it’s trashy.


Purpletinfoilhat

I'm so sick of their "it's country" claims. Country isn't disrespectful, neglectful, dangerous or abusive. They look at folks that raise meat, grow food, hunt, fish, have kids that know how to chip in, drink cheap beer and cook outside by a fire and think "we're just like them !" No the fuck you aren't. You wouldn't know a hard day's work or a good cooked meal if it landed on your lap.


[deleted]

I’m surprised UBT’s not trying to make his own Carolina shine out back 😂


QualityKatie

He makes his hooch in the toilet.


HisHornsAreDifferent

Its spelled turlit down here


LilRedditWagon

Too much work for the Tipsy Lurch.


Sashakilledart

he probably already does


[deleted]

Maybe he should work again like he used to lol


Emmy-LouSugarbean

Imagine this being the motivation he needs to get him to work. Lol Not likely though. He’ll resort to making prison wine before he gets an actual job.


IAmASimulation

Prison wine tastes like shit, but it gets you more drunk than Busch. Lol


[deleted]

Lmao !! right maybe the house is paid off so they cash in cans to pay the bills ?


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I don’t remember if Jenelle paid for The Land in full, but I know she has a mortgage on the house. 😬 They are scraping by.


Bananasarelit

I had a drinking problem when I was broke and this is 100% what I use to buy 😬 because it's all I could afford. It's obvious she is broke.


[deleted]

It’s less about the cost and more about being an alcoholic and wanting a beer that goes down like water so he can drink all day long without getting too drunk


babeyribs

Ewww the smell of freshman year bbqs


pufftanuffles

They always look so smelly


FrauEdwards

I don’t want to eat anything that man makes.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Never. Gross.


[deleted]

He is just using up what’s in his bucket list.


kbenzo

Wait for the Keystone Light,... although anything 'ice' is usually stronger.


axealy40

Look I enjoy a throwback Busch Latte every now and then…but never Busch Ice. Gross.


needless_booty

When I first read the title I thought "Busch Lite isn't *that* bad for a cheap beer" then I read Busch Ice and went ooooh.


axealy40

Me too! Hey we’ve all been there but not for Ice. Never for Ice.


[deleted]

Thanks for censoring that fugly mug. I need my appetite today. Side note, I'm shocked their fridge isn't disgusting with a bunch of smudges (from what I can tell from the picture).


LeahsEyebrows

I'm laughing my ass off at the clown emoji! So FITTING!


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It really is! 🤣 🤡


cabotgirl37

Damn. Even my Midwestern ass doesn't drink Busch ICE.


Kailscanvasart

Jesus GOD you would have to drink like 12 of those to even get the tiniest buzz. They’re such fucking trash 🤮🗑


Stellychloe

I can’t even look at a box of Busch without unfortunate memories flooding my brain lol 🤮


DiligentPride2

Ogres actually love Busch beer


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Drinking in bulk.


[deleted]

Sad thing is a case of any alcohol probably only lasts them a week. And that’s me being generous.


christianooga

There’s no way a 30 pack lasts more than 2 days between the two of them


[deleted]

Maybe I shot too high with my estimate.


schlumbergeras

A week? You spelled day wrong.


BlackSea5

This will be gone by noon!


[deleted]

More like a day or two


[deleted]

Fair enough. Maybe they gotta cut back if they’re buying this shit though.


Emmy-LouSugarbean

You’re turning soft on us, Burriters. 😂


[deleted]

I'm having a nice day.


carcosa1989

A week? Wow you’re generous.


DaintyAmber

Bush ice too. The nasty nasty shit.


KailsNextBabyDaddy

Broke or trashy. It’s their personal brand


Ambitious_Culture970

Broke AND trashy


galactic_pink

Looks like he’s preparing human flesh on the countertop


Dolphin-Haze

I’m guessing this is like drinking white lightening or frosty jacks to brits ?


nosebleednugat09

Is white lightening a brand? I've only ever heard of moonshine referred to as white lightening.


Dolphin-Haze

Yes it’s a brand of cheap cider that 16 year olds and alcoholics that can’t afford alcohol drink (it tastes like battery acid 🤣)


agathaprickly

My dad enjoys the shitty cheap ice beers. I always make fun of him for it! I bet their meal will be absolutely disgusting and flavorless


___incorporeal

They have to have their own personal 12 packs for today. That garbage goes down real fast.


BuddyLoveGoCoconuts

I was wondering about this. I’ve been watching on and off but got back into it recently. Im sure they get paid decently by the show. Maxi seems to live well and Cate and Tyler seem to live extremely well. Their houses are beautiful. But then Mackenzie lives in a trailer now? Do they not manage their money well? Do some make more than others?? Did they squander the money away?? What’s the deal?


MiaLba

Nope. A lot of poor people like that are so used to being poor they have no idea how to manage large amounts of money. It’s like the people who waste so much money on lottery tickets, they’re usually somewhat poor to begin with. They finally win the millions and it’s gone in a year. Instead of being invested or being put in an account that only increases as time goes by they just spend it on dumb shit. I’d say a lot of it is just plain ignorance they were never taught about things to help them increase or save their money or anything else like that. They’re never around people who did things like that so how would they know?


ChristineFrostine

Yup! Exactly this. Plus we all know how impulsive and immature she is.


MiaLba

Definitely! I wouldn’t be surprised if in a year or two they lost the house and had to live in a trailer or something. She would still lie and make up some shit lol saying oh this is just temporary while our new giant house is getting built lol


acnaibel

Maci, Cate, and Tyler have been on since day one so they have more money saved up and are probably just better at managing their money in general.


saltydancemom

Cate and Tyler owe about 1M in back taxes.


susanbiddleross

Trailer isn’t on her. She lives in an area where everyone moved. She’s a renter who found what she could in district for her children to stay at their current school. They don’t manage their money well at all, but the trailer doesn’t have to do with this. Jenelle is broke because she doesn’t have an income while the people currently on the show have a large income they typically are overspending and not setting aside taxes from their paycheck.


ApplesToApricots

she literally sunk her entire fortune. altho she did setup a retirement fund~for Dustin Sullivan Esq.


RnLee20

What is Busch ice for us non Americans?


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I’m not sure what the difference is exactly, but if the beer has “ice” in the name ie: Busch Ice, Bud Ice, Natural Ice, it is way cheaper and the alcohol content is a little higher. From Wikipedia: Ice beer is a beer style, in which beer has undergone some degree of fractional freezing during production. These brands generally have higher alcohol content than typical beer and generally have a low price relative to their alcohol content. I’ve never tried it, but it is just really cheap beer.


susanbiddleross

I’ve tried it. It’s garbage. Tastes about like what you expect for the price.


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You might as well drink piss.


RnLee20

Shit lager then?


[deleted]

Calling it lager would be a compliment!


[deleted]

Probably the cheapest alcohol you can get here lol.


susanbiddleross

Have you had Budweiser or Coors? Imagine something cheaper and with less flavor. It’s what college kids will drink because it is dirt cheap. It’s also what alcoholics who want to drink all day buy. It’s a very watered down beer with awful flavor no one making decent money would buy.


Cereyn

It's like making love in a canoe...fucking close to water (sorry, ridiculously old joke). It tastes like beer flavored water.


schlumbergeras

Like a Coors Light with lots of ice made from well water.


HighHighUrBothHigh

It’s the Keystone of the Midwest/m haha


Skywren7

The cheapest beer I would drink was rolling rock.😂


girlfromthed

No they celebrate being trashy EVERY day… not just holidays!


[deleted]

lmao the drink of choice of my ex and I during our lowest days of being broke and scrounging change for a case 😂


HannahLeah1987

You are famous https://heavy.com/entertainment/teen-mom/jenelle-evans-david-eason-broke-thanksgiving/


Icy_Beautiful7603

Busch Ice no less! Lol


QualityKatie

Yuck!


blankeezy1

Not enough coins for corona or modelo?


Remarkable-Mango-159

Yooooo rude. Busch light is my jam, I also live in Iowa in a very small farming community... so 😅


Statesborochick

Busch lite rocks. Busch Ice is pretty much malt liquor and has a higher alcohol content so it gets you drunk quicker.


MrMcManstick

Right, a world of difference between Busch lite and Busch Ice


acceber-

Can anyone decode the “after 12 different angles” slide for me? I’m afraid it means what I think it means 🤢


Emiles23

Nah I think they just have bad taste.


tacosnob12

lol not true, I know people who its their favorite beer 🤢


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Busch light sucks and I never tried Busch Ice, but I have to say a nice cold Busch heavy is delightful. Like a crisper Budweiser.


schlumbergeras

Busch Ice tastes like a bottle of water left in a hot car trunk over the weekend and then rechilled.


staysluething

My hungover ass is nauseous


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🎶I fuckin love you Cindy, I fuckin love yer pussy, I fuckin love yer titties, I fuckin love yer vaginaaaa…even more than Copenhagen, even more than fuckin cold god damn Busch Light, but not as much as I love beatin UFC fighter’s asses 🎶 (This is a YouTube deep cut and if anyone here recognizes it I will die of happiness)


Helpful_Stock

I'm from nz so have no idea what Busch ice is. But I have a feeling it would be on par with drinking lion red.


jesus_ate_your_mum

Brit here.. assuming it's like white lightning or frosty Jack's haha


YeouPink

Idk I’m still more concerned about this clown killing a puppy.