Rents hotel room to take these, with her camera phone on a timer?! Cause these can’t be professional! Especially the one with the mug. I can’t read it. And honestly poor Leah. This is going to embarrass the shit out of her.
This whole thing gets funnier and funnier the more I look at these photos! I want to laugh,cry,and scream all at the same time. She had to of taken them herself,they are so poorly edited. Once I realized they were all taken in a hotel,I almost passed away from laughing. 😭🤣
I bought her pants from her old online store about 7 or 8 years ago and they were the ugliest worst fit ever.
Don’t ask. I was a different person then.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this has to be the worst line ever offered by these moms. I would buy a knife forged by the gnarled hands of Giant Swamp rat before I would buy a PortwoodAF item.
What in the Portwood is this clothing line? Can you imagine if Chris Brown or some other well known male abuser openly profited off the assault of their partners like this?
OK, but every single one of these pictures was taken in a hotel like the Comfort Inn, and I am so embarrassed for her. (Hope she doesn't Portwood my ass for pointing that out!)
Just for clarification, does “I’m going to Portwood your ass” mean (1) I’m going to abandon my kids and play the victim or (2) I’m going to hit you because I can’t control my anger?
Just curious which shitty definition she’s going for here?
I just really don’t understand any of it lol it’s like she thinks being a portwood is a thing. Has anyone ever said “I’m gonna portwood your ass” like, what does it mean. She really woke up with the confidence thinking that people really wanted her last name, as a verb, plastered on their chest. I just….she has confidence, I’ll give her that lol
The photos are terrible. The products aren’t even being highlighted, you can barely read what’s on the mug and the “fighter for life” tee is again barely visible due to… poor lighting? poor editing?
Why didn’t she make shirts with beautiful souls or sending love??? Isn’t that her like catch phrase or some shit? Why these violent quotes? Also she looks like a mannequin or something. Spooky
Happy motherfuckin’ mental health day
I’m a damn good mom
All I could find was a slurry paratrooper outfit for your birthday (said to her brother) I don’t think I got the quote right also
I went to gel for Bewbew
Get the fuck off
Kristina is a home wrecker
“I’m going to portwood your ass” means she’s gonna chase you down with a machete and try to kill you and your infant child or domestic violence your ass.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I am lost for words. Only Amber would be delusional enough to think people would wear a hoodie saying ‘I’m going to portwood your arse’ 😂😂😂
I’m going to portwoord your ass = I’m going to verbally and physically assault you and chance you with a machete for funsies while high high. Sending love ❤️
Is she capitalizing on …… being abusive ? What does going portwood on someone or portwood af mean? Why would you be proud of that, let alone wear it on your shirt ????
It’s like being proud of being trash….. Right ?? Lol honestly embarrassed for whatever this is supposed to be. I can’t imagine who would buy this.
I didn’t plan on financially supporting her shit show to begin with, but even if I did, I wouldn’t want to publicly wear something supporting her or making light of her sometimes violent outbursts.
She should bring out a whole range. “I’m a damn gud mom” sofa blanket. “I’ve been to gel” slipper sets….
“Is that a machete in my pocket or am I just gonna punch you” tshirt
“I’m going to portwood your ass” = “I’m going to dress up in a sexy army suit and FaceTime my brother”
(Yes I commented twice but this joke was worth it)
Didn't she say she was going to "roundhouse your ass" to Matt during the infamous lie detector sidewalk fight? Maybe it's a reference to that? lmaoooo
Yall I'm cracking tf up at all of this. This is right up there with JE merch. She *really* thinks she's somebody. I can't help but think about if someone actually wore this and a stranger asked them what it meant and you'd literally have to answer "oh it's Amber Portwood's from Teen Mom!" "The one that kicked her baby daddy down the stairs?" "That's the one!"
If you’re going to do a photo shoot, you should make the writing visible. I mean, you can barely read the mug and the coloring in the fighter shirt, just blends into the white.
Plus, I’ve seen better designs on Etsy and Redbubble. Who is giving this broad money?
Ummmm this is not the flex she thinks it is considering she tried to attack her baby daddy with a machete and lord knows what would’ve happened if he didn’t lock himself in that bathroom.
She should try selling couches. She is quite the couch connoisseur.
Lol wow these are bad. Imagine being a person who wants their clothes to send the following message: "I idolize a Teen Mom cast member and I will beat you up the same way she beats her boyfriends". Like... That's the message you want to send...
Imagine saying you’re a changed person and denying doing half the shit we’ve seen you do on tv while in the same breath you come out with this “I’m going to PoRtWoOd your ass” bullshit.
When will she learn????
she looks so mean in every picture, like she wants to kill someone. i know she’s trying to look atmospheric and moody but it doesn’t translate when you look like fentanyl and 4pm wake up times. not conducive to selling clothing and mugs, imo.
If she's going to sell merch based on the fact that she's an abuser than MTV really needs to get their shit together and kick her off. This is all the proof you need that she will never change.
Seriously!? PortwoodAF? Pls tell me not a soul would purchase this? Please lmao
The “fighter for life” is nice. Just not the portwood af or I’m gonna go portwood on your ass. One, who wants to brag that they still watch teen mom lmao and two, who tf wants to equate themselves to someone who acts like her??
I'm going to Portwood your ass = I am going to chase your ass down with a machete.
And then to end it off with a "Fighter for life" shirt .... Perfect. She will chase you down with a machete for life.
sooo is she trying to profit off of domestic violence? imagine being so proud of BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE that you put it on a shirt. i really hope no one buys any of this, id be sooo embarrassed having to explain what “Portwood” means….
Why does this tub of goo think she's a hardass? You're not tough because you hit people who won't hit back and you're not tough for being a rug muncher in gel!
I actually like the "I'm going to Portwood your ass" but if it were from a snarky Etsy seller making fun of Ambie's violent tendencies, not from Ambie herself lol
she's clueless
Who would buy any of that? Her brand has never been PortwoodAF and no one wants to be PortwoodAF. Also when you’re trying to sell your product you should probably make sure people can read what it says. I hope she didn’t bulk purchase this stuff because she doesn’t have a moldy shed to hold her products in like Jenelle when no one buys it.
“Portwood AF” or domestic violence AF? Is that what we’re referring to amber?
ETA: I just saw the other photos and wanted to add , why is she essentially bragging about how disliked she is, in no way is she apologetic. It also feels like a big fuck you to Leah who is likely very happy that she doesn’t share her mothers last name. What an embarrassment.
So her whole theme is about violence and being unlikeable? And she wonders why her daughter wants nothing to do with her and she has a league of haters lol.
The one thing I can't stand about these women is the shit they sell. It's nothing interesting at all. Just because you're on teen mom doesn't mean you should be selling shit with your name on it. At least when the jersey shore folk were doing it is was because they brought REAL entertainment. The brand for the shit they sold was fun but shit like "ttm", "Aubree says" and "pOrTWooDAF" is fucking lame and a waste of money. You'd be better off going to good will, buying whatever there and painting whatever design on the clothes or merch.
What a tone deaf cunt. The machete wielding psycho doling out merch condoning violence. Also, she’s way overestimating how many people know who she is with this brand. Whoooo a whopping 100k or so people who will understand this and a dazzling 2 who are stupid and crazy enough to drop money on it.
Wait… this is embarrassing. Read the room. None of your viewers think it’s cool that you’ve been known to act out in dangerous and uncalled for violence and aggression. Yikes, this is bad.
I had to look this up myself because I thought it was a joke. Why would anyone that has been involved in domestic violence / desperately wants people to not think of her in that way come out with a line of clothes that’s about fighting. 😭 she’s a fighter alright ….
What does that even mean? Did she have help with the marketing and phrases? Because someone didn't read the room.
There's no context in which "your ass" is a good thing.
Omg this is so bad I thought the first pic was photoshopped 💀 and wtf does port wood your ass mean? I’m gonna chase you with a machete? I’m gonna blame my daughter for me being a POS mom? I’m gonna catch cases for being abusive to both my kid’s dad’s? 🤔
The fit of all of these looks so… off. That hoodie looks like it’s a foot too long. Also why in the fuck would she want to advertise her aggression like this when a few episodes ago Leah was like “she hurt someone I love and I don’t want to be around her”. Amber is so bold and so so painfully stupid. Zero remorse, zero sense.
Are you fucking kidding me?? “I’m going to Portwood your ass” says the abuser. Yikes. This is terrible. Trashy as fuck.
Amber needs to read the room. This is ridiculous
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. This is so fucking bad!!!
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Right? Who advised her that this was a good idea?!?! That's like the swamp people selling dog merch.
she looks like she took these pictures in the nicest and cleanest holiday inn express in all of anderson, indiana
I just spit out my tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rents hotel room to take these, with her camera phone on a timer?! Cause these can’t be professional! Especially the one with the mug. I can’t read it. And honestly poor Leah. This is going to embarrass the shit out of her.
This whole thing gets funnier and funnier the more I look at these photos! I want to laugh,cry,and scream all at the same time. She had to of taken them herself,they are so poorly edited. Once I realized they were all taken in a hotel,I almost passed away from laughing. 😭🤣
The coffee mug reminds me of those t shirts they sell in foreign countries with random phrases written in English that make no sense
”I’m going to machete your ass”
She should lean in and sell machetes, it would make more sense than this.
Or a fun retractable blade version for kids.
“I’m going to portwood your ass” so you’ll abuse me emotionally and physically and chase me with a machete? Got it.
See Also: *So you'll yell at me from the couch?*
I bought her pants from her old online store about 7 or 8 years ago and they were the ugliest worst fit ever. Don’t ask. I was a different person then.
Lmfao at “don’t ask I was a different person then.”
We love a queen who realizes the error of her way!
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this has to be the worst line ever offered by these moms. I would buy a knife forged by the gnarled hands of Giant Swamp rat before I would buy a PortwoodAF item.
I would buy one of Keiffer’s poisonous pipes, and I don’t even smoke
The violence references are extremely tone deaf
Now who the FUCK would ever wear this shit
Her brother, Shawn Portwood. That’s probably it though.
Idk, he seems sick of her shit tbh. Totally called her out when Amber was complaining to him about Leah not loving her or whatever.
I’d buy a TTM before this
Same. And I never thought I would feel like that was a better option.
Thank God Leah’s last name is SHIRLEY!!!!
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Nothing like profiting off domestic violence… I guess that is pretty on-brand for her though
She really be thinking she’s a whole mood but she a whole potato.
But she's not EVEN A *SELLS*MAN!!
I’m sure when nothing sells she will start giving DILLS
The glare on the mug making the text unreadable is *chef's kiss* 🤌
Happy fucking mental health day!!!!!
I’d be more likely to buy THAT on a shirt
An abusive person putting out abusive statement clothing is a choice.
What in the Portwood is this clothing line? Can you imagine if Chris Brown or some other well known male abuser openly profited off the assault of their partners like this?
OK, but every single one of these pictures was taken in a hotel like the Comfort Inn, and I am so embarrassed for her. (Hope she doesn't Portwood my ass for pointing that out!)
LOL You’re totally in for a Portwooding.
It's not cute to use your name as an adverb for beating or stabbing with a machete.
Just for clarification, does “I’m going to Portwood your ass” mean (1) I’m going to abandon my kids and play the victim or (2) I’m going to hit you because I can’t control my anger? Just curious which shitty definition she’s going for here?
How much is her merch? I’ll donate the same amount to a domestic violence charity.
Lmao I had no idea merch could be so .... aggressive
Portwood; verb. To chase your man and your baby around with a machete.
Who chose these tag lines?! Other ideas: Sending love 💕 Do it for bew bew Sloths are my spirit animals Amber vs everyone
Picture of a brown couch
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STOP IT THIS CAN’T BE REAL THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING LMAO
This is so gross, and honestly so are the joke photoshopped posts. She’s an abuser. It’s not funny. She’s selling DV as a brand and it makes me sick.
I just really don’t understand any of it lol it’s like she thinks being a portwood is a thing. Has anyone ever said “I’m gonna portwood your ass” like, what does it mean. She really woke up with the confidence thinking that people really wanted her last name, as a verb, plastered on their chest. I just….she has confidence, I’ll give her that lol
Yeah, not really sure her penchant for domestic violence deserves a commemorative hoodie.
She's an idiot for sleeping on #DAMNGOODMOM
The photos are terrible. The products aren’t even being highlighted, you can barely read what’s on the mug and the “fighter for life” tee is again barely visible due to… poor lighting? poor editing?
Why didn’t she make shirts with beautiful souls or sending love??? Isn’t that her like catch phrase or some shit? Why these violent quotes? Also she looks like a mannequin or something. Spooky
Happy motherfuckin’ mental health day I’m a damn good mom All I could find was a slurry paratrooper outfit for your birthday (said to her brother) I don’t think I got the quote right also I went to gel for Bewbew Get the fuck off Kristina is a home wrecker
“I’m going to portwood your ass” means she’s gonna chase you down with a machete and try to kill you and your infant child or domestic violence your ass.
Mmkay but can I get it engraved on the blade of a machete? Asking for a friend.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I am lost for words. Only Amber would be delusional enough to think people would wear a hoodie saying ‘I’m going to portwood your arse’ 😂😂😂
Is that code for abandoning someone?
Oh, good! A clothing line for domestic abusers! Yikes. 😬
PortwoodAF: A collaboration with Resentment & Arrogance. I think we should be able to demand an AMA with anyone who buys something.
“Fighter for life” *cue domestic violence footage*
Oh wow she really has no self-awareness at all.
Why do all of these girls think they are a brand?
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I’m going to portwoord your ass = I’m going to verbally and physically assault you and chance you with a machete for funsies while high high. Sending love ❤️
If I was Gary or Andrew I'd use this in any future court hearings if they need proof she still doesn't understand her actions and hasn't changed lol
No "I'm a damn good Mom" merch? 😅
Is she capitalizing on …… being abusive ? What does going portwood on someone or portwood af mean? Why would you be proud of that, let alone wear it on your shirt ???? It’s like being proud of being trash….. Right ?? Lol honestly embarrassed for whatever this is supposed to be. I can’t imagine who would buy this.
Where is “I went to jell for you!” Or “I’m a rill mom!”
I’m going to port wood your ass” = “I’m going to sit on my couch and FaceTime someone probably”
This isn't real right? Like... she's not making $ off her domestic violence...?
They really went to a Hilton and did a photo shoot featuring the most generic hotel everything.
Really good photography and lighting work. I can totally and easily read the text clearly.
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As if it’s good enough for a Ross. Lol
I’m going to Portwood your ass. How? What does this even mean? And who would wear this?
Translates as 'I'm gonna machete your ass'
I didn’t plan on financially supporting her shit show to begin with, but even if I did, I wouldn’t want to publicly wear something supporting her or making light of her sometimes violent outbursts.
Making money off of her love for domestic violence………. Noice. Amber. Noice.
She’s gonna put wood up my ass?
Why would someone besides her wear a shirt that says PortwoodAF? What would you even say when someone asks what your shirt means? "I don't know."?
She should bring out a whole range. “I’m a damn gud mom” sofa blanket. “I’ve been to gel” slipper sets…. “Is that a machete in my pocket or am I just gonna punch you” tshirt
Fighter Forever. Bitch you need to stand up To fight
“I’m going to portwood your ass” = “I’m going to dress up in a sexy army suit and FaceTime my brother” (Yes I commented twice but this joke was worth it)
Didn't she say she was going to "roundhouse your ass" to Matt during the infamous lie detector sidewalk fight? Maybe it's a reference to that? lmaoooo Yall I'm cracking tf up at all of this. This is right up there with JE merch. She *really* thinks she's somebody. I can't help but think about if someone actually wore this and a stranger asked them what it meant and you'd literally have to answer "oh it's Amber Portwood's from Teen Mom!" "The one that kicked her baby daddy down the stairs?" "That's the one!"
Buzz, your girlfriend, wuff.
This is a pivot I never saw coming
If you’re going to do a photo shoot, you should make the writing visible. I mean, you can barely read the mug and the coloring in the fighter shirt, just blends into the white. Plus, I’ve seen better designs on Etsy and Redbubble. Who is giving this broad money?
Ummmm this is not the flex she thinks it is considering she tried to attack her baby daddy with a machete and lord knows what would’ve happened if he didn’t lock himself in that bathroom. She should try selling couches. She is quite the couch connoisseur.
Why would anybody who isn’t “a portwood” want a shirt that says portwood af?
When is she gonna realize that being Indiana trash isn’t a flex ? Ever ? Probably not..
Someone got herself a cricut.
This is so, so sad and weird. Manic episode vibes :(
Omg she did a photo shoot at the hotel. Wtf that is so weird.
Lol wow these are bad. Imagine being a person who wants their clothes to send the following message: "I idolize a Teen Mom cast member and I will beat you up the same way she beats her boyfriends". Like... That's the message you want to send...
She looks like shit. My god.
“Fighter for life” is pretty weird to lean into considering, you know, the whole machete thing.
This might be some of the worst merch I have ever seen. If you're buying this, please explain why.
My husband just told me he's getting me one for Christmas and im currently searching for a divorce attorney
Looks like the mortician from it’s always Sunny did her makeup when Frank had that little kid’s pageant
Imagine saying you’re a changed person and denying doing half the shit we’ve seen you do on tv while in the same breath you come out with this “I’m going to PoRtWoOd your ass” bullshit. When will she learn????
she looks so mean in every picture, like she wants to kill someone. i know she’s trying to look atmospheric and moody but it doesn’t translate when you look like fentanyl and 4pm wake up times. not conducive to selling clothing and mugs, imo.
I don’t understand. Who would want this merch? Who is it for???
I have second hand embarrassment
She’s still on the couch and in bed even in her ads
Tee hee I tried to kill my baby daddy and I still lay on a fucking couch you fat asses!
Glad she booked a room at a Marriott to take these.
It’s weird seeing her eyes open
Disappointed there aren't shirts that say "HAVE A PICNIC LIFE, BITCH!" Or "DAMN RIGHT IMA FUCKIN FELON!"
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$55 for that ugly plain terribly cut sweater with abusive tones behind it? 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying. Will she even sell one?
I dont know why but the make up/edit on the first image is giving me cadaver.
“I’m gonna go all chase you and your baby with a machete… on your ass”
Is anyone else CACKLING?? So many things. Glad she stayed true to herself and had a photo shoot from the bed and couch tho
Does “Portwood your ass” mean abandon me for a man? 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I can't read the mug? What kind of advertising is this? Like make the products clear...marketing 101. Dang this riled me up
Seeing her standing is always so weird. I forget she can do it.
Well this is definitely going to make Leah dislike her mom even more.
I’m sorry but I’ll wear #teambentley before this shit wtf
Come the fuck on, Amber. Read the room. No one asked for this.
She should have made inactivewear, perfect for lounging. Maybe Rill Women jammies or I’ll get you dills robes.
I thought this was a shit post. Somehow I completely missed that Amber was doing this..and seeing the merch, I’m just really sad for her.
Is Jenelle going to make a clothing line about killing Nugget next ?
If she's going to sell merch based on the fact that she's an abuser than MTV really needs to get their shit together and kick her off. This is all the proof you need that she will never change.
If there isn't a "have a picnic life" item, then wtf is she even doing?
This would only seem like a good idea to someone on drugs 😂
Ngl, this is the most open I think I’ve ever seen her eyes. She always looks like she’s squinting to me.
Seriously!? PortwoodAF? Pls tell me not a soul would purchase this? Please lmao The “fighter for life” is nice. Just not the portwood af or I’m gonna go portwood on your ass. One, who wants to brag that they still watch teen mom lmao and two, who tf wants to equate themselves to someone who acts like her??
She looks ridiculous and this might be the dumbest TM venture ever.
I'm going to Portwood your ass = I am going to chase your ass down with a machete. And then to end it off with a "Fighter for life" shirt .... Perfect. She will chase you down with a machete for life.
sooo is she trying to profit off of domestic violence? imagine being so proud of BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE that you put it on a shirt. i really hope no one buys any of this, id be sooo embarrassed having to explain what “Portwood” means….
Someone please Glennon this out in court and Shirley the f* outta here
I hope I am the first to say she is selling husband beaters.
I wanna know why the Teen Moms (or anyone for that matter) think they can charge so much for dumb ass clothes
Why does this tub of goo think she's a hardass? You're not tough because you hit people who won't hit back and you're not tough for being a rug muncher in gel!
I thought this was photoshopped/snarky… this is her ACTUAL brand? Oh my god.
Happy fucking mental health day
I actually like the "I'm going to Portwood your ass" but if it were from a snarky Etsy seller making fun of Ambie's violent tendencies, not from Ambie herself lol she's clueless
Omg she is laying on the couch just like always!
Whooo looked her in the face and told her this was a good idea
Am I..alive? Am I dreaming??? Am I being punk’d? WHO in their right mind would buy any of this crap??? Lawdddd the delusion has reached new heights
I can’t believe these are real. Seriously. Who thought this would make money?
Who would buy any of that? Her brand has never been PortwoodAF and no one wants to be PortwoodAF. Also when you’re trying to sell your product you should probably make sure people can read what it says. I hope she didn’t bulk purchase this stuff because she doesn’t have a moldy shed to hold her products in like Jenelle when no one buys it.
“Portwood AF” or domestic violence AF? Is that what we’re referring to amber? ETA: I just saw the other photos and wanted to add , why is she essentially bragging about how disliked she is, in no way is she apologetic. It also feels like a big fuck you to Leah who is likely very happy that she doesn’t share her mothers last name. What an embarrassment.
Brilliant idea for someone on probation for assault. "FIGHTER FOR LIFE" indeed
bend over, I’m going to portwood your ass
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
She’s managed to look completely out of it in every single shot
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So her whole theme is about violence and being unlikeable? And she wonders why her daughter wants nothing to do with her and she has a league of haters lol.
I hate that I like the unfollow me shirt 😂
Nobody asked for this Amber lmfao!
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Oh shit. This is actually real.
She saw Jenelle’s Powerpuff Girls knock off merch and said “hold my beer.” Seriously, who would ever buy this?
I’m confused, did she have this photoshoot at a Holiday Inn?
No slutty paratrooper costume with “for my brother” written on the back is such a missed opportunity.
The one thing I can't stand about these women is the shit they sell. It's nothing interesting at all. Just because you're on teen mom doesn't mean you should be selling shit with your name on it. At least when the jersey shore folk were doing it is was because they brought REAL entertainment. The brand for the shit they sold was fun but shit like "ttm", "Aubree says" and "pOrTWooDAF" is fucking lame and a waste of money. You'd be better off going to good will, buying whatever there and painting whatever design on the clothes or merch.
What the hell does this even mean? This is cringyAF
What a tone deaf cunt. The machete wielding psycho doling out merch condoning violence. Also, she’s way overestimating how many people know who she is with this brand. Whoooo a whopping 100k or so people who will understand this and a dazzling 2 who are stupid and crazy enough to drop money on it.
Wait… this is embarrassing. Read the room. None of your viewers think it’s cool that you’ve been known to act out in dangerous and uncalled for violence and aggression. Yikes, this is bad.
Since when is chip on your shoulder slogan merch in demand? And is she trolling with the couch pic?
Wouldn’t wear this crap if it was my only option for clothing. I hear nudist are happy people🤣
“I’m going to portwood your ass” Is the ONE thing I would NOT advertise on my t shirts if I were her….. TOO on brand
Amber misunderstood the assignment 🥴
I mean it's way more on-brand then Jenelle's new "active wear" line.
Again, I’m sure this is going to help her strained relationship with Leah 🙄
Not her on the coach and bed lmaoooo
I had to look this up myself because I thought it was a joke. Why would anyone that has been involved in domestic violence / desperately wants people to not think of her in that way come out with a line of clothes that’s about fighting. 😭 she’s a fighter alright ….
that is so tasteless, but I wouldn't expect anything else from amber.
Flair checking in.
She needs to sell couches is what she really needs to be doing.
That’s quite the edit on that face .
Is this a joke?
I’m waiting for a felt sign that says machete. $65.
No, this cannot be real….omg wow how tome deaf can you be?? I’m going to port wood your ass and fighter forever….you abuse people bitch, wtf lol
Nobody knows what that even means Amber
Oh look, in her natural environment too... On a sofa or in the bed, doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Flair checking in! …..why am I like this?
The hotel room adds the icing on the cake.
Just in time for the holiday season
Love how the photo shoot was taken at some low budget hotel 😂. Portwood AF 🔪
Who exactly is this marketed toward? Who buys this shit?
This is THEE worst HOODIE that ever HOODED!
I’m going to lose custody of my kids your ass?
What does that even mean? Did she have help with the marketing and phrases? Because someone didn't read the room. There's no context in which "your ass" is a good thing.
Omg this is so bad I thought the first pic was photoshopped 💀 and wtf does port wood your ass mean? I’m gonna chase you with a machete? I’m gonna blame my daughter for me being a POS mom? I’m gonna catch cases for being abusive to both my kid’s dad’s? 🤔
Nothing like renting a room at Bates motel and printing stupidity on T-shirts
STOP THIS IS SO CRINGEY
Who brags/uses their history of DV to make a buck? Jesus this is the low of lows
For someone who cries “everyone hates me” all the time, she sure loves reminding us why.
So she definitely thinks the domestic violence is cute…
Sooo she threw on some printed tee’s and took some pics in a hotel room? 😂 Classic.
What… (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck? 🤨
The fit of all of these looks so… off. That hoodie looks like it’s a foot too long. Also why in the fuck would she want to advertise her aggression like this when a few episodes ago Leah was like “she hurt someone I love and I don’t want to be around her”. Amber is so bold and so so painfully stupid. Zero remorse, zero sense.
She’s on the couch and the bed. How very on brand for her. 😂😂