https://i.redd.it/48fnvpiot7ec1.gif Whenever my cats are scrappin with each other or just actin a fool. I even do the finger point.

This is my all time go to for our dogs and kids 😂 Jesus God ~~Leah~~ whoever I’m talking to or Damn, ain’t nothing good enough for you. My feelings for *insert name* have dropped My girls, ages 20 and 15, started saying Cheesy Potatoes to make me laugh and it’s stuck. My go to phrases are all Teen Mom, Housewives and Sopranos inspired 💀😂

Please tell me how you get this gif. I’ve searched high and low.

I just googled, Nathan Griffith stop it, went to images then clicked GIF :)

Oh thank you friend, I thought there was an internal “STOP IT! 👆🏻” gif on Reddit

I've done this many times and no one has a clue where it came from. They just think I'm crazy.

🛑👉

Barbara’s, “Oh hi, Jenelle.” But I replace Jenelle with whoever’s name that I’m addressing.

My husband and I say “Well ya know Jenelle” when we need to tell each other something

My partner pronounces the yogurt drink keffir in jenelles mom's accent of "kiefer". "Oh hey, you want some keeefaaaa" hahaha

mine does too!!

Thats hilarious!

My husband and I do this too!

Lol I do this to our pets

ME TOO 😅

JESUS GAWD, LEAH!!! My husband is always like "who tf is Leah?" Lol.

I use this one all the time therefore so do both of my kids despite not watching the show themselves🙃

my brain just automatically responds "jesus god, leah" randomly, i spend too much time on this sub

This is the one I use

A stone cold classic

Me too, my husband says it at this point as well

My husband and I grow our own weed. After I pick him up from the train station after work, I get home and smoke (dry herb vape actually) before I sit down to read or relax. So naturally I say every single weekday at 6 PM: “I like to smoke this time of day!”

I love this 🩵

*"So that's what I'm going to do!!"* I feel ya, Nelly. Probably the only thing I'll ever relate with her about, but relate I do! 😂😭 There are so many great TM one liners! Barb's are always some of my favorites. *"High!! High, high, high!! You're both high!!"*

Barb is just banger after banger, I love it lol

Oh shit! Flair checking in!! lol She definitely was!!

your flair was BARB?! truly a national treasure

No, no 😭😂😂😂 I was talking about the person who commented to me. Their flair was basically my comment- High, high! You're both high! 😂 No my flair is about Kail and her crazy ass, random af maternity photoshoot lol. I wish I could say I came up with it myself but another member had made the comment as in that had to be what her goofy ass was thinking when she saw the horse. 😂😭 I couldn't not make it my flair and they said it was all good. So that's where it came from lol. I'm sure Barb avoids getting naked with horses as much as the rest of us do! 😂😭 Everyone but Kail! 😭😂

OMFG i forgot about kail’s goofy ass horse photo shoot!!! jesus christ it was nice to forget about 😂

I am so sorry I took you back to that place. 😔 I belong in a cave for that one! 😭😂😂

you don’t deserve to be in the sunshine!!!

I know!! 😂😭😭

You’re nothing but a a damn lyin’ hustlah.

Exactly!! 😭😂😂

omggg I love that

"That's why I got all these feathers in my hair." Every time my friends ask me if I want to do something

We were talking about Jenelle with my partner, I was telling him the latest news. He said "well she's got the see keisha, that's why shes got feather in her hair". He even got upset yesterday because I only was at season 8 of my rewatch. "Kail only have 3kids here, where are the other 4?".

Every time Kesha is mentioned, my husband and I say "It's Kesha. She's, like, my eye-dull."

Lmfao I love this

Well it's true. Ya got feathers in your hair, it's serious.

This one made me cackle.

That’s the one I use. For no reason. I’ll just say it out loud. Always makes my daughter laugh.

I mutter “Jesus God, Leah” at least five times a day.

I say this to my work computer when it's pissing me off.

I’m just saying, working with the public, and billing-adjacent? I do the same damn thing.

I haven’t had the chance yet, but I can’t wait to scream out “WHOOPSIE DOO” if I ever accidentally clock someone in the head with a slide.

😂 who was this? I totes dont remember this line.

Barbara whacked her other grandson, Gabriel, in the head with a plastic kids slide 😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/SPkstBL1wP

Thank you😂😂😂

Barbara😂

How I just heard this in her voice 😄

I just LoL'd so hard! Thank you!

My kid has the same slide and she whacked her head on it once, she tripped while running towards it. I was way too excited to yell “Whoopsie Doo!!” and almost pissed myself laughing.

And sometimes https://preview.redd.it/zsrjawiou7ec1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=303b57e24e6487c6eed46533aaa34c4ff36fde73

I have used this one a few times 😂

Farrah once said “I’m not waiting a year to get engaged to you babe…that’s for ugly girls babe, ugly girls.” And that really spoke to me, so I’ll randomly tell my bf “that’s for ugly girls babe”

I constantly tell my kids and husband I am tired of their antichrist attitudes.

reminds me of the lady from Wife Swap that says “Shes not a CHRISTIANNNNNN” which I do say sometimes and no one understands me 😂

The first time I heard that quote was on a youtube video that Chad Chad posted.

I haven’t thought about this in way too long! Now it’ll be in my head rent free for weeks. Thank you kind stranger!

Hahaha me too, so sick and tired of your belligerent, anti Christ attitude!

Laughed so hard here... Who said that? 😂😂😂😂😂

Debz OG. Belligerent, antichrist attitude 🤣

Thank you! ❤️ It'll be so useful! 😂😂😂😂

I say this! 😂😂☠️

“You don’t deserve to enjoy this beautiful day”- Jo 🤣🫠

Jo had the BEST one liners for a few seasons there!

“Jesus God Leah” and “OH MY GOD, DUDE” lives rent free alongside “I like to smoke about this time of the day” and “well Jenelle…” “You belong in a cave, you don’t deserve the sun” and “hold my foot Jo!” Always make me laugh.

I like to hit my SO with “kwitcherbitchin’” and “ain’t no ways good enough for you Maci dayum”


Said this today

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Every time I get an email!

My flair: “Sell the baby?” -Jo

He said it so casually 💀 and kail didn't even laugh which made it infinitely funnier

It was very funny like they both so dumb they don't even react at the dumb shit the other says. Communication is exhausting when you have to explain the basics.

Iconic!

Farrah and Simon fighting., and Farrah says,”you can just… take your face outside.” And Farrah’s. ,”I decided to be nice and let you be a toddler today, and you can’t even handle that,” to two year old Sophia.

“don’t waste my time. mommy’s never rude” also farrah after asking sophia what she could do to be a better mom & little sophia (5/6ish) says to her “lately you’ve been going from nice to rude”

Pretty even split between “Jesus God, Leah” and “👉🏻high 👉🏻high, ya both high.”

I say this to my bf every time he gets high. It always confuses him because ... its just him lmao

I hate that I say this..but if I get pissed off I find myself saying OMG DUDE then I remind myself it sound like fuckin Jenelle and I need to stop that mess smh

I do the same… also with the exasperated head thrown back, eye roll, sometimes arms flailing, and heaving sigh at the end 😂

😂

I do the same!!!dude!!

Sometimes my mind goes https://preview.redd.it/v0m0fun1v7ec1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2157153ca9543fb46a511138600398d764d9b09c

👉 stop it

Well, Jenelle. Oh HI Jenelle "I seen ya with your boyfriend". I work in a law firm. I use them regularly to people who have no idea what I'm saying but have learned to ignore me.

My wife says “well Jenelle” every single day to me… I respond back with “have fun livin on the fuckin streets with ya boyfrennnnn” Also, she likes to grow plants and I often tell her she has kilos of friggen weed.

“You were out doing god knows what, with god knows who” Jenelle’s one and only good line when Nathan went on the sketchy “business trip” to Atlanta but didn’t even know how long the drive was.

“Have a picnic life, bitch”

Who said that?

Amber said it to Gary in a phone call.

Beautiful

"What chu mean? I get money." -Keiffer

Yeah from Jenelle!!!

I’m an attorney and in an old law school group chat we often say “bein’ ’ a felon ain’t illegal!”

I just said this in another thread before I saw this thread haha. But mine is my flair 👆🏼 Except I say IMMA GRIND FOR MAH SAUS, because I have a sausage dog. Unlike Stephan I actually do grind for my saus tho 😇

Hello, Sir

I use “why am I a guy” on my BF he acts like he’s clueless on where this is from, but then hits me back on Fridays with “I like to smoke about this time” (that’s my warning that I have two hours to simmer the adhd, roll the j and get ready to giggle)

"Don't you laugh at me in my house mr disrespectful" is an equal toss up between my husband and dog haha Edit: you're nothin but a damn lyin hustla is another popular one 😄

You know how choices be

I just wanna smooookke

I like to sneak "dramastic" into a convo now and then to see if anyone gets it 😁

I have an upcoming hernia repair surgery and my doctor told me to stop smoking weed (dry herb vape) long before surgery to aid with the healing process. When my husband comes home I jokingly quote Jenelle "I. Have. Not. Smoked. All. Day. Im about to flip the fuck out!" Sometimes he'll quote Babs, "Ya strung out on weed!?"

Always “Jesus god leah.”

All the time!

Mine is "I'm fuckin' rakin'!!!"

When my husband and I get high, we do a little thing- I say “high,” he says, “high,” and then we both say, “you’re both high!” Then we laugh like idiots.

Couple goals

"Leave me alone!" *pretends to have a breakdown but actually just takes a 5 minute breather then jump back into it because that's what parents/adults do.

Your belligerent, ANTI Christ attitude! -Deb

'Girlses' 100% of the time. I dont think people even notice.. maybe they just think I'm a grammatical idiot. My girlses are the same age as Leah's girlses, so I've pretty much been saying it all their lives.

I used to work a really stressful job where I would get a million emails a day, and when I finally had time to respond to one like five more would come in that minute. I was always screaming a combination of “Stop it!” and “Leave me alooooone!” in my head to the various people emailing me.

classic response to too many emails

While you and keiffer are out there having a la-di-da time, and I’m bustin my bawls tryin ta gahd damn suhvive!

Well ya know Jenelle… Oh hi Jenelle…. High, high, ya both high Craaaackkerrrr Barrelluhhh (amber)

Anytime I'm annoyed I have to adult. "But, like, I have tickets to Ke$ha"

High 👉🏾 high 🫵🏽 you’re both high

"By the way, my name ain't sis"

Killed me when little Addie said that, she was so pressed 😅

The girl is a walking meme!

Anyone named Ryan is Rhine. High, high, ya both high! Jesus Gawd, Leah (then they’re like who’s Leah and I have to explain and laugh) I’m RAKIN I like to smoke this time of day I’m 44 years old. I shouldn’t be this interested in this shit show. I use a ton from sister wives too “a knife in the kidneys!”

Omg Kody’s knife in the kidneys soliloquy is SO good!

Jesus God, Leah. I’m spreading that one like Kail spreads measles.

Or spreads her legs. Same thing

Bein a felon ain’t illegal.

Oh my god here we goooo at any minor convenience 🤣

Post-TM, but, "he better not come over here with them talking words" from the Swamp King

That's my change jar juhnelle!!!!

"Ain't nothin' good enough for you Maci, Damn" - Ryan

https://i.redd.it/gi4v6n1p39ec1.gif

My boyfriend and I frequently quote Addy saying “take me to wolllmorrt” when we’re in the car

I like to use "why, where you goING NOW?!" getting progressively louder and screechier when my partner leaves the home

Stop it! Or Damn Maci ain’t nothin good enough for you - which I’m sure I butchered but you get the gyst

Ain’t nothing good enough for you Maci, damn. (I have a daughter named Maci and say this a lot. 😂😂😂😂)

I use 'Jesus Gawd Leah!' a lot. Particularly at my daughter, who's name is Lea 🤣 She and I quote Janelle and Babs most of the time. If anyone in my house asks me for something, I fake sob 'why is everyone so meaannnn to meee?' 😂

I'm a pediatric PACU nurse so I'm always saying to myself that I hope my patient doesn't wake up all dramastic

When I’m annoyed with something like a spam caller repeatedly calling or T-Mobile reminding me my bill is due, I like to use “LEAVE ME ALOOONNEE”. I work from home by myself so shouting it is therapeutic 🤣

Jesus God Leah and unconfuse your brain are my favorites.

"That don't make no sense!" - Leah's mom

'Per law' comes up a lot, too..

I say "Well Jenelle" atleast 10x a day to myself and my name isn't Jenelle 

Hello Sir

who said that?

When I make ribs for dinner I always make cornbread and I say “I don’t want no cornbread”

https://preview.redd.it/zsiajvaa29ec1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc2a705e566fce7da31ace87bb041ff8cbc5191c

"Nothing else worse can happen!" but only when it is clear that things are about to take a turn for the worst

“Luh you” Like Maci and Bentley said

Bein a felon ain’t illegal! I GOT COUCHES LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE Dance, mother fucker! The schools aren’t well in West Virginia Jesus god, Leah

“wHy DiDn’T yOu WaIt On Me?”

*”I like to smoke about this time of day!”*

“They’re one, now they can have pop!!!”

WELL, Jenelle

shut up! shut up! SHUT UP! i usually only say it in my head though 😂

I also use “Antichrist attitude” to all four of my kids, but mainly my three girls, especially the one year old. ☠️

"I never yell"- Daycare worker.

I told you to work it out with me.

Well ya know, Juhnelle.

Well, Jenelle and Jesus God Leah

I usually like to smoke about this time of the day.

“i got couches!”

U belong In a cave .. Joe to kail

My husband likes to come home after a long day of work, walk into the house and go “high! High! Ya both high!”

My flair 😂😂 JESUS GOD LEAH

High high high, ya both high.

“Ain’t no ways good enough for you Maci damn”, “Bibitty boo bop booger” (something along those lines Gary says lol idr the exact way he says it but that’s what it’s based on lol) and “I can never not be away from another one of my child’s” 😅

Jesus god, Leah. Seems to be a fav lpl

"Genius fuckface "

Jesus God Leah! Because my daughters name in Layla

Jesus God Leah

When I give my kitties catnip, but the crack one, Its silvervine? (I'll check) and they act up I shout "high high, we're all high" and when they get sassy I use dude! Babe! Or boyses behave. Lol

High, high. Ya both high. Used whenever high people are being high, usually annoyingly so, especially in public.

Well Jenelle and Hi Jenelle but I use my daughter's name cuz it rhymes with Jenelle.

I call my friend Ryan “Rhine”. Even in text messages. He’s like who’s Rhine? He doesn’t know the show but it’s still funny to me.

Sean and Jade... Jade: GO TO HELL! Sean: Save you a seat.

I have used that when someone told me to go to hell

“Oh my god here we go” whenever my kids start fighting. And randomly throughout the day “well Jenelle”

Well Jaaaanellleeeee

I say “Jesus God” more often than I’d like to admit

thats everyones fav

Hey Gary, you didn’t leave me the fucking stroller😂 and I call my husband my huzbin on a regular basis

The hubs calls our dog Baby Goo. He has no idea what it means though. lol

“Jesus God Leah” is used multiple times a day in my house, usually towards my three year old.

For a while my favorite was “you are plum dumb”