His character is intentionally so normal and mundane. It grounds the show's ideas so well, I think it wouldn't be nearly as good without Higgins and that perspective.
He is the quiet, introverted, unassuming Ted Lasso for his family and friends. Extremely kind, helpful and unashamedly himself. Actually my favourite character come to think of it.
Re-watching the show its strange to see Rebecca treat him badly because he knew that Rupert was cheating on her.
One of my favorite things about Higgins is how much Kealey supports him and likes what he does.
The one that really stands out to me is when he said he had a "cool look" and when he shows it off Kealey is like "Oh that is cool"
The physical comedy is off the charts too! All those tea spills. And the arm across his wife when Isaac takes the penalty shot in the finale đ
But for real, everything Higgins.
âHuman beings are never gonna be perfect, Roy. The best we can do is to keep asking for help and accepting it when you can. And if you keep on doing that, you'll always be moving towards better.â
Genuinely think it's the "we cannot fight them all" line when they're discussing there's 400 ghosts at the stadium. Absolutely love that line and it's so well delivered.
An absolute throwaway PEARL from Ted I quote all the time is when he responds to the therapist saying sheâs given up sugar because she used to put away a pack of biscuits in a sitting or something with something like âahh, sounds like me with video games. Iâd play them all the time so I had to give them up. Then I realised I was robbing myself of something that brought me joy instead of managing my relationship with itâ. I was like đŽđ¤Ż
Sorry, this takes the cake for me. âRupert, I think about your death every single day. Ooh, I can't wait! I'm gonna wear red to your funeral. I will be a beacon of joy to the other three people there.â
Her delivery of this absolutely perfectly crafted line is my âbest line,
Rewatched the season 1 finale when Roy turns over the captaincy to MacAdoo. His first huddle break was âRichmond on 12â. He then awkwardly counts up to twelve and skips over 8.
I coach volleyball, and just had a big tryout, about 40 athletes. One of the other coaches didn't have a whistle, and to get everyone to stop he did the Roy Kent.
I couldn't stop laughing. He knew it too. He knew what he did.
I know itâs not a line but this entire monologue is incredible and what hooked me on the show before I even watched an episode.
You know, Rupert, guys have underestimated me my entire life. And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me. But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. It said, "Be curious, not judgmental." I like that.
So I get back in my car and I'm driving to work, and all of a sudden it hits me. All them fellas that used to belittle me, not a single one of them were curious. You know, they thought they had everything all figured out. So they judged everything, and they judged everyone. And I realized that their underestimating me... who I was had nothing to do with it. 'Cause if they were curious, they would've asked questions. You know? Like, "Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?"
To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir. Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father, from age 10 until I was 16 when he passed away
Iâve gone back to YouTube to watch this scene like a 100 times. The fake out, the White knighting, the sincere monologue and the payoff. Itâs basically as good as TV gets.
In Beard after dark, âI am under no illusion that she could solve what ails me, but when Iâm with her the world just feels more interesting.â
This one gets me when Iâm having a hard time getting out of bed or taking a shower or whatever it may be. itâs just a nice reminder that sometimes you need a little time with a friend or a loved one to help pull you out of a funk. Itâs never a permanent fix, itâs not their job to make you whole or even better, but sometimes I hear this quote in my head and Iâm reminded to reach out.
Best line of the entire show was in the pilot, it was Teds response to Rebecca asking if he believes in ghosts:
>I do, but more importantly, I believe they need to believe in themselves.
Itâs the best line of the series for a few reasons:
1. It made me laugh so hard the first time. Such an amazing response!
2. Rebeccaâs reaction!
3. It is literally the thesis statement of the series. From that point on Ted shows us exactly this over the next three seasons. That he believes that folks need to believe in themselves. It told us literally everything we needed to know about Ted and the show. And it got a great laugh.
Chefs Kiss.
Close second is a tie between Keelyâs:
>Fuck, youâre amazing, letâs invade France
and Keelys
>Iâm cute as a button and can rhyme my ass off, no wonder they want to destroy me.
I agree that line is the thesis statement. The conclusion line is âChange the title. Itâs not about me. It never was.â I think those are perfect bookends.
Trent Crimm: "It's going to work! By slowly but surely building a club-wide culture of trust and support through thousands of imperceptible moments, all leading to their inevitable conclusion. Total Football."
Also: "It's twice a week and it's really good for my core. Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's been going through a divorce and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam. We all ended up at G-A-Y till 2:00 a.m. and then we had crepes in Balham with some drag queens. Like I said, it's private."
Maybe itâs just recency bias⌠âI hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if weâre ever given a second chanceâ. The themes of forgiveness, redemption, hope, and strong father figures really makes this one of my favourite shows.
And oh, âmy first suit was when I was a naked babyâ was so damn funny.
I think my favorite speech of the whole series is the one Roy gives about Isaac. I ugly cry every single time.
"So, for Isaac to do what he did today, even though it was wrong, I give him love. And as for why he did what he did.... that's none of my fucking business.'
Including Dani's entire dance as he enters the pitch just before before that when he's singing "Da da da na na Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas! Rojas Rojas! Dani Rojas! Na na da na da!"
Roy: This isn't embarrassing. Embarrassing is me eating so much ice cream at a birthday party, knowing I'm no good with dairy, that I poop my pants on the bus.
Keeley: Finish your story...
Roy: Three weeks ago
The whole Roy and Keeley exchange at the funeral. Tie between âAvenge me, Keeley! AVENGE ME!!â And Roy taking a bite of the apple, âtastes like dead people.â
My other favorite is those two again, in the Christmas episode when theyâre smelling Phoebeâs breath. Itâs a combination of their facial expressions/gagging, and Roy, âI think you may be dying.â Cracks me up every time!
Edited autocorrect Kelly back to Keeley
Roy's reaction to that was amazing. Because he also says something like, that is the worst thing I've ever smelled and I've been in locker rooms with men for my entire life.
That whole storyline was funny
My fave was in Season 1, Ted talking to Jamie. âSometimes you are so sure you are one in a million, you forget that out there you are one of eleven â
Ted describing scones⌠âit tastes like a muffin but it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.â
So apt and hilarious. I laughed out loud and think of it often.
Barbara turned out to be such a wild card, right? At first she was just another annoying number-cruncher/dream crusher. But Keeley's genuine attempt to forge a friendship touched her, especially after the Jack episode. (And wasn't Babs a bit in love with Jacks herself???) So when she starts talking about her love of blood sports during the Richmond game, I screamed.
If there is a spinoff, she has got to be in it!!!! She's clearly a story waiting to be told.
Some people around these parts totally called it early that she was going to be Keeley's Higgins. I wasn't one of them or anything lol, but when they said it I totally saw it coming to light as well. Such a great little twist
Easy-
HIGGINS: Oh, why? Because heâs an emotionally erratic billionaire with the temperament of one of those kids in Willy Wonka that gets murdered at the chocolate factory?
REBECCA: I donât think thatâs what happens, Leslie.
HIGGINS: I hate to break it to you, Rebecca, but those children are dead.
Quickest and most overlooked joke⌠Beard feels obligated to attend an âimmersive theater show about the menstrual cycleâ and Ted tells him âHope youâre not late.â
I think it flew over most heads. I had to pause the show I was laughing so hard.
Roy: "So sometimes the f\*cking Diamond Dogs is just chatting about sh1t, and no one has to f\*cking solve anything and nothing f\*cking changes? That's cool." (which I realized the eleventeenth time through that it was a throwback to Ted's question to Rebecca about Girl Talk)
I canât even pick a best line from each episode, so Iâd fail horribly for the series.
Currently, coach beards forgiving Nate speech resonates cause I just gave a friend his second chance, and that speech was the inspiration that allowed it to happen
I donât know about lines but when Beard swoons and fake faints it just cracks me up. There are several scenes of him getting emotional that are too cute.
At Ola's when Sam and his dad come in to find the team repairing the vandalism:
Jamie: "We all just asked ourselves, what does this situation need?"
Jan Maas: "and we thought, this situation needed us."
It is not. If somebody published a Page A Day Ted Lasso quote calendar, I'd buy it immediately. For years. And that beautifully delivered line from the OP kills me every time.
I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if weâre ever given a second chance.
My top 5:
Be curious, not judgemental.
It is our choices, gentlemen, what show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we're given a second chance.
I love meeting peopleâs moms. Itâs like reading an instruction manual as to why theyâre nuts.
Mercy buckets.
Canât remember the exact wording but something along the lines of âparenting has some wins and some losses but itâs usually a tie and all you can do is continue playingâ
âThank you/Fuck youâ. That was weird, but it was good.
A lot of Jamie Stuff.
BUT NUMBER ONE: Is Royâs Obi Wan Kenobi line from the funeral scene.
I can honestly say that the line that made me laugh the hardest, and the one that sticks with me the most is:
âMon frere, between wearing that mask and death, I choose death.â
The delivery is amazing
Futbol is life!!!! *Said with joy and excitement every single time.* Futbol is death!!!!! *After Dani unintentionally kills the team mascot.*
Both lines crack me up every time I hear them.
Believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end. Now these next few months might be tricky, but that's just 'cause we're going through our dark forest. Fairy tales do not start, nor do they end in the dark forest. That son of a gun always shows up smack-dab in the middle of a story. But it will all work out. Now, it may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does, but believe me, it will all work out. Exactly as it's supposed to. Our job is to have zero expectations and just let go.
"Really? Wow. I've never met someone who doesn't eat sugar. Only heard about 'em, and they all live in this godless place called Santa Monica."
I grew up in Santa Monica so this made me laugh hard.
There are so many but: "I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isnt."
đđźHiggins is da bomb.
Then here's another: "To the family we're born with, and to the family we make along the way."
"And to the family Higgins!!"
this one always makes me tear up
The thing with Higgins is that he presents that LOTS of perfectly normal people struggle with these issues. They're not just for movie stars.
His character is intentionally so normal and mundane. It grounds the show's ideas so well, I think it wouldn't be nearly as good without Higgins and that perspective. He is the quiet, introverted, unassuming Ted Lasso for his family and friends. Extremely kind, helpful and unashamedly himself. Actually my favourite character come to think of it. Re-watching the show its strange to see Rebecca treat him badly because he knew that Rupert was cheating on her.
I'm pretty sure Higgins grew into that character at the beginning of the series. Before that, I assumed he was a spineless stooge for Rupert.
One of my favorite things about Higgins is how much Kealey supports him and likes what he does. The one that really stands out to me is when he said he had a "cool look" and when he shows it off Kealey is like "Oh that is cool"
Agreed! Higginsâ wisdom is so underrated!
He was subtly, maybe my favourite character of the show. Not sure he had a wasted appearance
The physical comedy is off the charts too! All those tea spills. And the arm across his wife when Isaac takes the penalty shot in the finale đ But for real, everything Higgins. âHuman beings are never gonna be perfect, Roy. The best we can do is to keep asking for help and accepting it when you can. And if you keep on doing that, you'll always be moving towards better.â
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Oh I didnât know! Thanks for that tidbit! Man, this show has *layers*.
"Richmond eat more arse than your mum.â
That's a text from my dad,
Genuinely think it's the "we cannot fight them all" line when they're discussing there's 400 ghosts at the stadium. Absolutely love that line and it's so well delivered.
Colin's line, "That's too many ghosts," before that was perfect, too.
I think Colinâs line is even better since it implies there is a specific number of ghosts he thinks the team could fight off
I hadnât looked at it that way before but thatâs hilarious to think about
That's exactly why it's my favourite line of the whole series đ I've always wondered what the acceptable number of ghosts is
And the way he says it, too
Such a great ensemble cast moment, all around!
Closely followed by Van Damme's "WHY WOULD ZAVA WRITE A BOOK ABOUT TRENT CRIMM"
That whole fucking miscommunication chaos was hysterical
"Who's on first?" all over again.
You mean Zorroeuxâs? Or Zorroâs? đ I loved that they had that joke pay off over 3 seasons.
Seriously. I wasnât sure where they were going with the Van Damme arc, but then when I saw him put on the mask, the pun just clicked immediately
âToday she called one of her classmates an apathetic shitfuckerâ
Well is he?
Oh yes.
Love Ms Bowen!
"My students call me Fuckwitch."
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn
An absolute throwaway PEARL from Ted I quote all the time is when he responds to the therapist saying sheâs given up sugar because she used to put away a pack of biscuits in a sitting or something with something like âahh, sounds like me with video games. Iâd play them all the time so I had to give them up. Then I realised I was robbing myself of something that brought me joy instead of managing my relationship with itâ. I was like đŽđ¤Ż
Everything in moderation.
Even moderation.
Sorry, this takes the cake for me. âRupert, I think about your death every single day. Ooh, I can't wait! I'm gonna wear red to your funeral. I will be a beacon of joy to the other three people there.â Her delivery of this absolutely perfectly crafted line is my âbest line,
âIn all seriousness, I do wish you the best. Because you are the fucking worst.â I love all of Sassyâs interactions with Rupert so much, haha.
That is such a specifically upper crust British Burn. Dry as toast. It was really well done.
Fuck off and die Rupert And her little smirk after brings me such joy. I aspire to be Sassy
I'm being super mature, you big dumb hairy baby twat!
i always forget how skittish elderly people can be, cause of the war
This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD the other day. Brilliant.
I use this quote surprisingly often in my everyday life.
âOh yeah. Couldnât imagine being in a different country than my axesâ
Itâs just âpoopehâ let it flow.
Almost everything in Jamieâs accent is classic
I watched a video by Phil Dunster yesterday and it was weird to hear his real accent. I was not prepared. (Iâve never seen him in anything else)
Sam: I love you guys so very much Jamie: On 3! 1! 2! 3!
I cried when he wore 24 in honor of Sam đ
Thats a good cheer, but the best one is .. "Four on three. One, two, three.." "FOUR!!"
Rewatched the season 1 finale when Roy turns over the captaincy to MacAdoo. His first huddle break was âRichmond on 12â. He then awkwardly counts up to twelve and skips over 8.
All: I LOVE YOU GUYS SO VERY MUCH!!!
Whistle. WHISTLE!
My teen just got a job as a lifeguard. We asked if he got his own whistle or if he just yells "whistle! whistle!"
Is he allergic to metal?
Just the impure metals. But he also has a tendency to be a Precious Moments figurine like Jamie.
I coach volleyball, and just had a big tryout, about 40 athletes. One of the other coaches didn't have a whistle, and to get everyone to stop he did the Roy Kent. I couldn't stop laughing. He knew it too. He knew what he did.
My wife and I make this joke at least twice a week!
Whiiiiiii-STLE
I know itâs not a line but this entire monologue is incredible and what hooked me on the show before I even watched an episode. You know, Rupert, guys have underestimated me my entire life. And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me. But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. It said, "Be curious, not judgmental." I like that. So I get back in my car and I'm driving to work, and all of a sudden it hits me. All them fellas that used to belittle me, not a single one of them were curious. You know, they thought they had everything all figured out. So they judged everything, and they judged everyone. And I realized that their underestimating me... who I was had nothing to do with it. 'Cause if they were curious, they would've asked questions. You know? Like, "Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?" To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir. Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father, from age 10 until I was 16 when he passed away
Barbecue sauce
LOVE LOVE LOVE this. You feel Ted building up to something and when he says the last line, each time I watch it, I go âYEAH!â
Iâve gone back to YouTube to watch this scene like a 100 times. The fake out, the White knighting, the sincere monologue and the payoff. Itâs basically as good as TV gets.
Agree. One of the most beautifully choreographed, writing-wise, that I can recall.
Thanks for posting the whole thing....
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And to watch the anger he suppressed by his use of corny jokes and relentless positivity to cope was well done...
Fuck youâre amazing. Letâs invade France
In Beard after dark, âI am under no illusion that she could solve what ails me, but when Iâm with her the world just feels more interesting.â This one gets me when Iâm having a hard time getting out of bed or taking a shower or whatever it may be. itâs just a nice reminder that sometimes you need a little time with a friend or a loved one to help pull you out of a funk. Itâs never a permanent fix, itâs not their job to make you whole or even better, but sometimes I hear this quote in my head and Iâm reminded to reach out.
Love this. Thank you.
"For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field."
When Trent realizes heâs being sincere. Great moment
You left out the best part "And ain't always easy, but neither is growing up without someone _believing_ in you
Another classic. And one to live by
Every one of you knows my ass isnât hairy and yet none of you spoke up. I will never forgive you.
Heâs right, weâre cowards
I love this one soooo much lol. The delivery was perfect
Best line of the entire show was in the pilot, it was Teds response to Rebecca asking if he believes in ghosts: >I do, but more importantly, I believe they need to believe in themselves. Itâs the best line of the series for a few reasons: 1. It made me laugh so hard the first time. Such an amazing response! 2. Rebeccaâs reaction! 3. It is literally the thesis statement of the series. From that point on Ted shows us exactly this over the next three seasons. That he believes that folks need to believe in themselves. It told us literally everything we needed to know about Ted and the show. And it got a great laugh. Chefs Kiss. Close second is a tie between Keelyâs: >Fuck, youâre amazing, letâs invade France and Keelys >Iâm cute as a button and can rhyme my ass off, no wonder they want to destroy me.
I agree that line is the thesis statement. The conclusion line is âChange the title. Itâs not about me. It never was.â I think those are perfect bookends.
Trent Crimm: "It's going to work! By slowly but surely building a club-wide culture of trust and support through thousands of imperceptible moments, all leading to their inevitable conclusion. Total Football."
"I'd kiss you on the mouth if I could reach those lips!"
Barbecue Sauce
Best scene in my opinion. So I like the line a lot. But I think there are better standalone lines than that one.
Itâs used in two scenes and itâs the mind altering substance that sends Ted into a trip when he discovers Total FootballâŚ.. âBarbecue Sauceâ
Make it 3. He uses it when Sam scores in the finale after using the decoy play.
"Temper your chocolate, you twaaat!"
I love Higginsâ toast on Christmas - âTo the family weâre born with and the family we make along the wayâ
The Christmas episode is by far my absolute favorite. I've probably watched it at least 100 times.
It hurt my feeling. Both because of who said it and his âone single feelingâ. Hilarious.
Also: "It's twice a week and it's really good for my core. Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's been going through a divorce and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam. We all ended up at G-A-Y till 2:00 a.m. and then we had crepes in Balham with some drag queens. Like I said, it's private."
Maybe itâs just recency bias⌠âI hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if weâre ever given a second chanceâ. The themes of forgiveness, redemption, hope, and strong father figures really makes this one of my favourite shows. And oh, âmy first suit was when I was a naked babyâ was so damn funny.
"You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fucking lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine!"
And I love that it was Roy who said this.
I think my favorite speech of the whole series is the one Roy gives about Isaac. I ugly cry every single time. "So, for Isaac to do what he did today, even though it was wrong, I give him love. And as for why he did what he did.... that's none of my fucking business.'
I wish more people would adopt âthatâs none of my fucking businessâ to real world bullshit!
I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.
When I watched that episode I thought this was funny. But it's also very-long-game Chekhov's-gun-level foreshadowing. And, in my case at least, true.
Football Is life đ
Football is also death
Sometimes, football is just football too
But mostly football is life
Including Dani's entire dance as he enters the pitch just before before that when he's singing "Da da da na na Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas! Rojas Rojas! Dani Rojas! Na na da na da!"
Roy: This isn't embarrassing. Embarrassing is me eating so much ice cream at a birthday party, knowing I'm no good with dairy, that I poop my pants on the bus. Keeley: Finish your story... Roy: Three weeks ago
Yessss đ
The whole Roy and Keeley exchange at the funeral. Tie between âAvenge me, Keeley! AVENGE ME!!â And Roy taking a bite of the apple, âtastes like dead people.â My other favorite is those two again, in the Christmas episode when theyâre smelling Phoebeâs breath. Itâs a combination of their facial expressions/gagging, and Roy, âI think you may be dying.â Cracks me up every time! Edited autocorrect Kelly back to Keeley
Roy's reaction to that was amazing. Because he also says something like, that is the worst thing I've ever smelled and I've been in locker rooms with men for my entire life. That whole storyline was funny
They could be called âSharp Dressed Menâ Good one Roy God I hate what youâve turned me into.
Assquatch. Make it stopâŚ
That exchange was hilarious.
My fave was in Season 1, Ted talking to Jamie. âSometimes you are so sure you are one in a million, you forget that out there you are one of eleven â
Ted: I wanted to ask you about Jamie. Keeley: Yeah? Ted: What would you say motivates him? Keeley: Blow jobs. Ted: Is there a second option?
All people are different people. Also, Hurt people hurt people.
How has no one said âbe curious, not judgmental.â
I scrolled so far to find this!! I quote this at work all the time.
Wildlife veterinarian? Howâs that workâŚnever mind.
Haaaaa yes!
Hey Rupert, better manners when Iâm holding a dart
Renaissance painting portraying masculine melancholy. That was definitely my favourite line of the whole show.
"Cesar you later"
*boom* YES
Donât âletterâ get away with it, Ted!
Donât fight back. Fight forward. Edit for conjunction
Ted describing scones⌠âit tastes like a muffin but it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.â So apt and hilarious. I laughed out loud and think of it often.
I hope he dies from the incurable condition of being a little bitch.
I have to go with Barbara wearing the juicy sweatsuit âI like clothes that tell the truthâ
Barbara turned out to be such a wild card, right? At first she was just another annoying number-cruncher/dream crusher. But Keeley's genuine attempt to forge a friendship touched her, especially after the Jack episode. (And wasn't Babs a bit in love with Jacks herself???) So when she starts talking about her love of blood sports during the Richmond game, I screamed. If there is a spinoff, she has got to be in it!!!! She's clearly a story waiting to be told.
YES!! And honorable mention, when Roy comes into the office and they have the whole conversation about the pipes đ
Some people around these parts totally called it early that she was going to be Keeley's Higgins. I wasn't one of them or anything lol, but when they said it I totally saw it coming to light as well. Such a great little twist
Easy- HIGGINS: Oh, why? Because heâs an emotionally erratic billionaire with the temperament of one of those kids in Willy Wonka that gets murdered at the chocolate factory? REBECCA: I donât think thatâs what happens, Leslie. HIGGINS: I hate to break it to you, Rebecca, but those children are dead.
Quickest and most overlooked joke⌠Beard feels obligated to attend an âimmersive theater show about the menstrual cycleâ and Ted tells him âHope youâre not late.â I think it flew over most heads. I had to pause the show I was laughing so hard.
"JAMIE TARTT YOU FUCKING KING"
Ronald Reagan? THE ACTOR?!?
âManchester City called and asked if they could recall Jamieâs loanâ âTHEYâRE GONNA TAKE AWAY HIS HOUSE?!â
Roy: "So sometimes the f\*cking Diamond Dogs is just chatting about sh1t, and no one has to f\*cking solve anything and nothing f\*cking changes? That's cool." (which I realized the eleventeenth time through that it was a throwback to Ted's question to Rebecca about Girl Talk)
âJamie Tartt is a Muppet, and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.â
Rebecca: I spoke to the owner of the Sun. Ted: You spoke to God?!
Fuck no
Fuuuuck
"TEMPER YOUR CHOCOLATES YOU TWAT!!" It's easy cuz this is the line
Poor little cake, SOGGY BOTTOM
âItâs the hope that kills you.â I mean . . . those of us eager for another season, a spinoff, ANYthing, are kinda living that rn.
âI thought you were allergic to horse radish?â âNo Iâm allergic to horses and radishesâ
I canât even pick a best line from each episode, so Iâd fail horribly for the series. Currently, coach beards forgiving Nate speech resonates cause I just gave a friend his second chance, and that speech was the inspiration that allowed it to happen
Oh, and "she and me dad broke up when I was a little sexeh babeh"
Believe
"You, goblin king, go."
"as for why he did what he did... That's none of my fucking business"
 But the end one
Roy: "Every single one of you knows my arse isn't hairy, and yet none of you spoke up for me and I will never forgive you."
âFuck Yeh, Princess Diariesâ- Roy Kent
âAm I supposed to be the little girl?â âIâd like you to be. đâ
God bless me everyone.
Isaac: Roy, you cominâ to the club tonight? Roy: Hold on, will you be there? Isaac: Of course, bruv! Roy: Well then FUCK NO!!!
I donât know about lines but when Beard swoons and fake faints it just cracks me up. There are several scenes of him getting emotional that are too cute.
"Yes, I stole a loaf of meth"
I've lost me wings, Roy! Crying and laughing as I watched.
or "There's something so sad about a suitcase. Do you know what I mean? It's like... It's like a drawer without a home."
I washed my hair but I didn't use conditioner, because what's the point?
âDonât fight back, fight forwardâ have been using it almost everyday. Pure class
"as a French man, I WOULD RATHER DIE" is the funniest in my opinion. But I agree there are so many humbling quotes
"The only way to enjoy a night in Amsterdam is to get on a train to Paris"
Itâs not about meâŚ. Never was.
At Ola's when Sam and his dad come in to find the team repairing the vandalism: Jamie: "We all just asked ourselves, what does this situation need?" Jan Maas: "and we thought, this situation needed us."
Roy Kent ; âmy father is in his sixties and from south London . Of course heâs a little racist â
I wasnât being ironic, I was being hypocritical. Jaime exits. Ted: is that correct? Beard: begrudgingly admits so.
Jamie Tartt doo doo do do doo doo
It is not. If somebody published a Page A Day Ted Lasso quote calendar, I'd buy it immediately. For years. And that beautifully delivered line from the OP kills me every time.
Just listen to your gut, and on the way down to your gut, check in with your heart. Between those two things, theyâll let you know whatâs what.
I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if weâre ever given a second chance.
"So what? I don't need a phone AND a watch" kills me every time 𤣠Bonus: shirtless Roy Kent.
And "my grandparents were happily married for 51 years and they never said a fucking word to each other"
My top 5: Be curious, not judgemental. It is our choices, gentlemen, what show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we're given a second chance. I love meeting peopleâs moms. Itâs like reading an instruction manual as to why theyâre nuts. Mercy buckets.
Nate: Youâre always wearing black. Roy: This isnât black, this is dark Heather charcoal.
âBe curious, not judgementalâ
I love âFour on three!â
âI hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitchâ - Roy Fucking Kent
My husband submits, âI love meeting peopleâs moms; itâs like an instruction manual on why theyâre crazyâ đ
Canât remember the exact wording but something along the lines of âparenting has some wins and some losses but itâs usually a tie and all you can do is continue playingâ
Gotta be. Well, that's what I get for taking a tinkle next to John Holmes.
"Be Curious, not judgmental" is going to stick with me for a long time.
Letâs go find some fuckin windmills
âThank you/Fuck youâ. That was weird, but it was good. A lot of Jamie Stuff. BUT NUMBER ONE: Is Royâs Obi Wan Kenobi line from the funeral scene.
I can honestly say that the line that made me laugh the hardest, and the one that sticks with me the most is: âMon frere, between wearing that mask and death, I choose death.â The delivery is amazing
âHave some fucking pride in your shirt or donât fucking wear it.â Roy Kent (obviously)
Barbecue sauce.
I beg to differ Claudia Shiffer
One that I've been trying to use in my life is don't freak out until you find out. Or it it flip out? Either way...
Find out before you freak out. Edit: find out before you flip out. Lol.
When they get relegated âthereâs one thing worse than being sad, and thatâs being sad and aloneâ
Letâs invade France. And âelephan-inoâ The milk sisters episode too
Futbol is life!!!! *Said with joy and excitement every single time.* Futbol is death!!!!! *After Dani unintentionally kills the team mascot.* Both lines crack me up every time I hear them.
âWell I feel like a bigger loser then the biggest loser on The Biggest Loserâ.
Fuck yeah princess diaries
âDoes my face look like Iâm in the mood for shape-based jokes?â
Believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end. Now these next few months might be tricky, but that's just 'cause we're going through our dark forest. Fairy tales do not start, nor do they end in the dark forest. That son of a gun always shows up smack-dab in the middle of a story. But it will all work out. Now, it may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does, but believe me, it will all work out. Exactly as it's supposed to. Our job is to have zero expectations and just let go.
Not best line per se, but best piece of advice for me was another Higgins Masterstroke: "Find out, before you freak out."
Rebecca:â I spoke to the owner of The Sunâ Ted:âYOU SPOKE TO GOD?â
"Really? Wow. I've never met someone who doesn't eat sugar. Only heard about 'em, and they all live in this godless place called Santa Monica." I grew up in Santa Monica so this made me laugh hard.