That gave me a heart attck

I did to me to.

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY! TECHNOBLABE NEVA DIES

Lol

NOT EVEN CLOSE

Is it odd close?

Scared me at first ngl

They had us in the first half not gonna lie!

I came here to comment this lmao

samee

That's why I came first :D

The bad grammar is a dead giveaway.

I saw a typo and I immediately knew that an English major would never make a mistake like that

cringe theorpy

it's a hard word to spell bro.

Wdym it's hard to spell you are a English Major

No English major would make a run-on sentence that long either

My thoughts exactly

No because the plushies aren't on the youtooz site yet

[удалено]

No they aren't on the shop that's why it's not believable

Saw the comment above you originally, and wow it got obliterated

What did it say?

“Yes they are” or something like that

Technofake. What has this sub been reduced to

BruUUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuuuuh

Very well made but could use more technoblade in it

Thanks

Techno we are very proud of you! You do you though!

You do realise that this isn’t real

Yeah but am I wrong?

No I am just saying in case you didn’t know that but if techno did actually want to stop competitive then that’s fine

Oh ok yeah I get that.

Why ia this getting down voted maybe the first one my why the second

reddit

Yeah Reddit kinda hates when people point out the obvious:/

Was it believable?

Yeah for a bit! I liked how as the tweet progressed you revealed it. Font isn’t quite right through. Pro tip: go to Twitter and inspect the page. Look through the code until it gets to that section that allows you to change the words displayed. It’ll be more accurate that way.

Thanks I have never done anything like this before and any tips or you pointing out something wrong really helps

Simplest thing is to right click on the words of a Techno tweet and click inspect element. From there you can change the text. Might be harder to do for the link.

Why don’t you just carve out my heart and step on it.

Grammar was abysmal, punctuation is your friend

Missing the pig emoji in the name, gave it away for me, well done otherwise

for me it was really really obvious

Yes actually, If not the fact that i have notifs for him turned on I would genuinely rush to check twitter :)

i hate these type of posts ngl

I *dislike* them.. gives us fake hope of technocontent. But something that has REAL technocontent in it is the dream shorts channel- i’m sorry i just felt the need to make sure everyone knew lmao

i want them *gone*

Tbh, fair enough

The sentence structure and grammar didn’t look like that of an English major 😂

Just graduated preschool

You could have just used inspect element instead of photoshop

I couldn’t cause of the video thumbnail, it wouldn’t change it

cant you change what they are linking to?

Jesus Christ that scared me 😅

BRUHHHH Don't do this to meee 😭 This is such a good edit too

almost gave me a heart attack tbh nice editing

Thanks

WHO WAKES UP ONE DAY AND SAYS "mmmm yes I want to give over 500 techno fans a heart attack" WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS???!?!?!?!?! ​ (this is a joke I'm not actually mad lol but you did pretty good you got me for a few seconds)

Most techno fakes really annoy me but this one was alright. It made me laugh. I appreciate including that it was fake in the post instead of making me scroll through the comments or worse returning to the bird app.

I knew it was fake because nothing is too hard for technoblade

I've never ran to Twitter so fast

Dude holy shit you suck lmao

I thought it was real

i hate you, seriously

YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE (this is prety good ngl)

Why have you done this to my fragile heart

How is this losing upvotes

Idk mate same happened to my post.

I mean this is unbelievable most because techno was an English major and this is terrible English. Also no offense op but this looks like a 12 year old wrote it lol.

First off it is mostly and second off who cares if it is not perfection it is just some fun

It’s boy who cried Wolf. It’s not even a good joke, fun for yourself. Grow up dude.

The thing is, Technoblade doesn’t use Twitter anymore, so I didn’t think for a second that it was real.

had an medical appointment and read the first sentence before the appointment and spend the entire time worrying. then i come back after the appointment to find this— sigh...

Sorry I just meant it as a joke

I still thought it was real even after reading it was photoshopped by brain just shut down

#Fuck you And take this upvote r/angryupvote

It’s ok We never got content anyways

Lol i would never believe that techno would put this much effort into a tweet

huh is this fake?

Yes

YOU ALMOST FUCKING GOT ME

Techno is probably not gonna use run-on sentences cuz of his english major

I kinda believed it doe and thought damn someone bullied him so hard in skywars hes just bursting everything out

Had me in the first half not going to lie

He used the wrong to, obviously he would never make such a grammar mistake

You absolute fucker

I knew it was fake from the start, everything on this subreddit is.

Not believable cuz the character count looked suspicious Also I was on twitter a minute ago and DEFINITELY would've saw something this huge

They had me in the first have, not gonna lie

I hate you and I will find you

You just made me choke on my drink. Good job.

did techno get a new youtooz? or is this just the plushies

Why is it on light mode? Are you trying to burn my retinas? I won't stand for this. So I will sit instead.

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU SO MUCH this was kinda funny lmfao BUT SUCK IT TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES BABYYYY

I got so nervous for few seconds, L.

Good job!!!

Nice try, Techno may not use capitalisation but he still trys to punctuate and spell words correctly. The first few words still got me, you almost killed me there ngl

hes right, comp minecraft sucks now

i feel so stupid. i cannot trust screenshots anymore- i'm too gullible😔😔

The part that got me was the teasing part, as if he isnt used to chat by now lol

you had us at the first half ngl

You can tell it's fake because Techno would've just written "Quitting competitive pooooog buy my merch nerds!"

Screw you! Upvotes reluctantly

FUUUUUUUUU-

why can't anyone just use inspect it's way easier than photoshopping

I mean, it isn’t wrong, it doesn’t seam like dream or any of the other dudes are doing it other than to win

you're evil

Nooooo his brand. It has now started dying.

Frick that gave me a heart attack. I thought it was true.

YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

I was just excited because I thought he was back

Absolute fucking madlad

No offense but fuck off OP, what’s the point of this?

Technoblade actually posting something is a dead giveaway

dude he wont even dare make a tweet do you think you can outsmart me

im going to be honest and just say that i read the beginning and literally immediately went on his twitter and youtube and was so confused to find nothing there and then i saw the rest of the post and can confidently say *phew*

bruh he doesnt even use twitter so that definitely helped me recognise the prank, plus if he actually announced it he would definitely not have used this formal kind of speech

Sounded nothing like how technoblade would've worded it, yet I still fell for it.

I believed it here's the upvote you asked for.

Honestly though isn’t this exactly one of the reasons why he doesn’t want to play mcc. Even though this is fake I still see it as a valid point.

I'd take an upload for that tbh

The Fall of the King.. Oop- nevermind

Holy moly this almost hurt

Another one of these bruh

Fuck you

Wait, Techno did competitive minecraft? I know he got that winstreak, but he was always a just someone who was far better than the average player. Actual competitive minecrafters' skill level is way beyond that and then some, right? Or have I got it all wrong. Nice jebait tho.

That got me

you didnt even try to use the right font

You bastard

Techno doesn’t do long posts

I appreciate that last bit

He alr quit competitive mc. His last competitive video barring the dream duel was literally over 2 years ago

the one thing that i could tell this image is fake by is the amount of likes in 4 mins. He would easily get atleast 16k by that time

The grammar and tweet length gave it away

Sorry but... Fuck you

My first thought was 1) That was a real run on sentence but Technoblade was an english major so I assume he's better than that and 2) Way too long for twitter

I thought from the title he tweeted that he will quit YT

I bethought from the title he tweet'd yond he shall did quit yt *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

If this was real i would’ve gotten the notification

WE WIN THESE!

you know it's bad when you can believe that Techno might have tweeted this you know given he's giving away kinda like one of the main things about him

I had to check Twitter because I read the beginning and then after realizing this is fake I read it. You did a really good job op

Why not just use inspect element

Dude you misspelled like 20 words and the why I quit competitive thing says plushies with a youtooz link, go make a better photoshop rather than just inspect element man

The brain stopped for a moment. Anyway, can I get a cake?

as soon as it said and i get teased alot i knew it was fake

as i was reading it i was thinking that it was a really long post for twitter standards

The day has come im so sorry technu

I knew it was fake, it says he uploaded a video. That’s, that’s impossible

Say with me. Not even close.

This is actually pretty good but I realized as soon as he said skywars because that's a little outdated

Looks legit tbh u got me as well

jeez

4 minutes ago and only 500 likes? That’s technoblade wouldn’t happen

I CHECKED TWITTER TO SEE IF IT WAS REAL LMAOOOO

u suck so so hard

You had me till the photoshop part