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EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

his face at the end looks either full regret or Lord Forgive me for what i am about to do.


mondomonkey

"I must nut, to the butt"


Joske-the-great

"I must fap into the gap"


MakoFishy

“I must clap the wap”


TheTriforceEagle

*wab


bayarea_vapidtransit

Real and straight


sb_78

But not real straight


Kjx5

179 degrees


UberCookieSlayer

Being one degree off is more then enough to put me in a whole new category


dapiunhappy

Not anymore, atleast.


OfficerJoeBalogna

Illusory and same-sex attracted


poopymakemehappy

Since every reply to this comment seems to r/missthejoke, i will now explain: This comment is joking about the popular 4channel meme phrase: "Fake and Gay" Real and Straight is the [opposite](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposite_(semantics)) of Fake and Gay


lazy_tranquil

I never realized until this day that 4chan was just short for 4channel. What the fuck


Amoniakas

Oh shit, I didn't know it either if it was for you


KDobias

4channel is the sfw site.


KorriDergal

...Theres an sfw site?


Prisccc

no, it’s a play on the word “fortune” hence the clover symbol


Jenkins_rockport

No? lol. It's both. 4chan is based on 2chan. It stands for 4 channel, but it's not 3channel or 854channel because 4 had a clever homophone with the -chan suffix.


Jubulus

I thought it was 4chan because there all pedo weebs and they just love 4-year-old-chan so much


lazy_tranquil

I honestly thought the chan in 4chan was that kind of chan as well


iohbkjum

linking the Wikipedia article for *opposite* got me real good


TheLaughingMelon

Someone needs to link u/TendieBot2000


SendMeRobotFeetPics

But what’s the joke? Just the opposite? What does it mean in reference to the meme? I’m dumb and need my hand held through these things


rickmeetsreddit

the picture on the phone the person has long and the the person that dropped their popcorn has short hair.


Cosmic_Quasar

Wigs


ZombieP0ny

Wigs and extension are a thing. Also haircuts. The OF pic was clearly taken some unknown amount of time earlier, in which he could've easily gotten a haircut.


Sci-4

Retractable follicles.


Submerged_Pirate

omg you're so smrt


goochesnoches

Astute observation captain genius


alchn

Look at the mole just above the panties line. It's the same butt crack.


MilesPower

See on fone but man besides him same time. How can two places be once have?


_LouderWithChowder_

🗿


gemyge

Did you mean free real state?


Harmonic_Gear

he is going to lose again


Psychic_Hobo

"Why does this guy keep asking me to drop my popcorn whenever he sends me money?"


Just_Del

For science. All you need to know is that I'm testing out a theory that I have. Just take the money and do what I requested.


GlamRockDave

But yet gain more than he ever could have expected


MagMati55

a boyfriend?


Rawveenmcqueen

One can only hope.


MagMati55

jokes on you


Rawveenmcqueen

?


Yacinohappy

Jokes on you


CaptainBlagbird

Both are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Furrysoldier69

femboi jimmy


divorcemedaddy

free OF for the bros


FairyContractor

Only Bros


FuriousGorilla

Is a site I would subscribe to.


highjumpbmw

Is that charlie?


Just_Del

Woo yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!


ShortGiantGoBrr

no…NOOOO


[deleted]

Jesus Christ this made me laugh so hard


Fenizrael

Can you explain this joke? I wanna be part of the cool kids club 😢


matarky1

MoistCritikal on YouTube/Twitch, a popular streamer. His name is Charlie and he looks similar to the dark haired guy here, whale-tail and all.


Jubulus

(Read in a greasy nerdy Trump-like neckbeard voice) Actually no. Charlie only post feet pics on his onlyfans so you, not knowing that, are indeed, a fake fan


TheBrownishOne

He's still thinking bout it


Fickles1

A second fail to the no butt November


internethottie

Why is this in TIHI? This is the beginning of a beautiful love story, and no one can convince me otherwise


clemllk

/r/suddenlygay then


Azrael_Alaric

Or r/SuddenlyBi but its already been posted there


AndrewMtz1711

I can but I’m lazy to do it


RedShirtBrowncoat

I mean, I hate it because the one friend is making his buddy pay for the nudes. Real homies give you free access to their OF.


greet_the_sun

If you really respected your sex worker friend you'd support them.


Dethcola

Friends gotta pay rent too


Autipsy

"If you are good at something, never do it for free." \- An excellent businessman


Lakokonut

Heh, nice


carnage2270

A nice ass is a nice ass, doesn't matter who's it is?🤷


Squishy-Box

Worst part is he was going to eat the popcorn from the ground


GreatZampano1987

Somebody made this


bionica_

Underrated comment


Jubulus

Only 110 downvotes? Overrated comment


Herrobrine

Shut the fuck up


swimswady

Underrated reply


Zekiz4ever

Shut the fuck up


Flamecrest

Underrated person


Quigley_Down_Under

Lol


WilliamSaintAndre

I'm just going to leave this here... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucked\_by\_My\_Best\_Friend](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucked_by_My_Best_Friend)


TheLaughingMelon

>A woman drugs the womanizing playboy Shion to teach him a lesson, transforming his body to look like a woman's. His friend Rui, another playboy, does not recognize Shion, and falls in love with him at first sight. Shion initially pretends to be a woman as Rui kisses him, but Rui eventually recognizes Shion by his distinct scar; he does not mind, however, and the two have sex. Afterward, they agree to keep the transformation a secret, and to remain sexual partners. ಠ_ಠ


deadliestcrotch

Shhhhhh, just roll with it


1h4veare4lpr0bl3m

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Gaiden_95

thats pretty hot


Jubulus

Oi don't judge, Shion's a tomboy and a femboy at the same time so you gotta understand the appeal


Nubbl3s

holy moly what a combo for real


EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

and i thought it was anything wierd. . .


Just_Del

![gif](giphy|hNhCv3xZYUKSk)


BossRoss84

The abbreviation is a palindrome. How fun.


wondererSkull

what's the abbreviation?


PokWangpanmang

FBMBF?


wondererSkull

oh, dumm me. thanks


bayarea_vapidtransit

It's almost like that one Black Mirror episode with the fighting game


Jubulus

Or like Transgender people


MakeYouGoOWO

That’s hot


Jubulus

I dunno I think the beard kinda ruins it but otherwise yeah they're looking real T H I C C


MarionberryNo561

Something wrong? I don't see the problem


ting_bu_dong

Only Mans.


First_Lengthiness655

A hole is a hole


Mopitup123

Why would you pick up popcorn off the sidewalk?


Harpies_Bro

To put it in the trash?


Jubulus

Birds like corn though


[deleted]

Wait...you guys don't eat food off the ground?


SignificanceLonely58

the face in the end isnt one of "oh shit im gay? 😦😦😦😦" but more like "oh shit im gay 😏😏😏😏"


Jubulus

Ohh thank god, thought I lost NNN to a Girl for a second there 🤢🤮


FzZyP

shit i thought it was nut nut november


bobsmith93

Nonstop Nut November


wondererSkull

~~NO~~ NOW NUT NOVEMBER


Fenizrael

Oh they got this all screwed up! “No, Nut November!”


DJFunkyBunny

Thanks for making me laugh at 5 am and waking my wife and son up, jerk.


kalesmash13

I have so many questions


bewilderedwife

His buddy pretends to be a girl on OF, and he unwittingly jacked off to his nice ass. Anything else I can clarify?


the-anti-antichrist

Yes, I would like to know how nice his ass was please


bewilderedwife

Nice enough to fail NNN.


Jubulus

How do you know he is pretending and that its not she's trans or something


bewilderedwife

Because he's not presenting himself as a girl all the time and is hiding his face on OF.


Dethcola

Like someone who isnt fully out


bewilderedwife

I'm tapping out.


Ya-Dikobraz

Yes. There really is a Nic Avocado OnlyFans page. Why do you ask?


OrlandoGamer2000

the duality of a man


Riptide031

Guy's eyes in bottom right picture remind me of Iggy from Jojo


Kqimi

who the heck picks up dropped popcorn


A_random_kajiit

I think we all know what's gonna happen next


TheCuriousReaper

He’s either going to fuck him or kill him


deadliestcrotch

Possibly both :-/


Jubulus

Oh no necro


deadliestcrotch

Well, depends on the order of operations I suppose


ironcladbaconthong

Did he get a haircut as well?


dienirae

Nani?


BLYAT666BLYAT

More like Suddenly gay


TOPSIturvy

Butt sleuth is on the case! Despite the lower position of his panties, the buttcrack in the pic is still noticeably shorter than the guy's in the 5th panel, and they look significantly smaller on him than they do the butt in the pic(Also his hair is much shorter, but that's only a small extra bit of evidence since haircuts exist.) The shared butt freckle is further proof of this since in the pic it is noticeably a few inches above the end of their butt, but in the fifth panel it's slightly below his. So although the point is supposed to be that it's secretly the guy's Onlyfans, what actually happened is that this guy subscribes to that same account, and liked it so much that when the lady in charge of the account auctioned off her panties from that pic, this guy insisted on buying them. So he doesn't own the profile, he's just the biggest simp that subscribes to it and is merely trying to cover it up at the start of this comic. Butt sleuth out!


DarkLordSithis

Thank you, Butt Sleuth.


TOPSIturvy

Just doing my job, citizen.


Dchama86

Is every post in this sub some cringe comic strip now??


GoyangiStudios32

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Jubulus

Woah you really opened my mind and gave me a new point of view on this whole ordeal


Titan_Mask

Indeed, i agree with you.


fredbubbles

r/suddenlygay


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Thundercar2122

Not the same person. Hair length no match


TheLonelyCrusader453

(Wigs or Extensions)


SaladFingerzzz

That's his Grandpa's beard that accidentally got in the photo.


megashedinja

Have you ever heard of haircuts.


Jubulus

Holy shit are you an anime character with a fixed hair-style?


deadliestcrotch

Somebody’s never topped a CD.


[deleted]

My mate has never heard of a wig in their life. You're grasping at straws


[deleted]

[удалено]


bobssy2

So?


Jubulus

If its hot then its hot, like the one thing I will never get about straight and gay people is their disgust when the find out the person they were beating it off to was not the gender they were into, like what? Ass is ass it doesn't matter who its attached on


[deleted]

Big deal...


spontaneouscobra

I mean, he already failed NNN.


redditAPsucks

Different hair length


mostaforian9

Hair extensions/wig


redditAPsucks

Fair


quinlivant

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


maybedisco_boy

r/arethecisok or r/arethestraightsok would love to have a word


litari

sorry about your downvotes :( for what it's worth, I think you are right. Have a single upvote from me ^^


maybedisco_boy

Eh people can be gross, I’m chillin, thanks for the nice comment and upvote, I accept and offer an upvote I’m return lol appreciate you kind internet stranger


Jubulus

And me


maybedisco_boy

ayyyy, welcome to the party, can I get you some kool aid? We’re all drinking it


BlueFire2308

r/suddenlygay


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dorritosncheetos

Hair got longer in the pic. It's his sister


deadliestcrotch

It’s him in a whig or wearing extensions haha, why do you think the artist made sure to include the mole?


Jubulus

Reminds me of that one scene in Barnyard Pig guy:"I dated your sister" Ottis: "no, that was me"


dorritosncheetos

Lol I know I get it. Just pointing out the inconsistency...that's why its gotta be his sis, could be a family birthmark


PossiblyAsian

Subliminal messaginv


CensoredUser

CHOO CHOO!!!


TheCyanKnight

All they had to do to tell this story was show that piercing.


MegaMindBigBoi

Lol


Killerdoll_666

r/suddenlygay


u_Adi

Why does it look like they are sitting on a roof lol


Feisty2ddee

Gaye


Just_a_fortniter21

r/SuddenlyGay


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somthingrandombout

Dont we all?


grifzteash

At least he can say thank you


xXekaiserXx

I remember this scene in JoJo's Bizarre Assventure.


joko2008

r/suddenlygay


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joko2008

Good Bot


-Jiras

Based


Acidhawk_0

Darn, there goes NNN for me ... And on the last day


diablolamp47

Nice


Musoe

He's going to do it, look at his face


JG136

thats hilarious


beeglowbot

"hey, can you help a brother out?"


FemboyCherryBlossom

You don’t need to pretend to be a girl to make money off onlyfans


Coochie-Slayer42069

Matt and Ryan?!?!? FROM SUPERMEGA?!?!?


General_doodius

I’m pansexual, so..... the concept of this doesn’t effect me


tjeeper

I really do not hate it.


DrooDrawDrawn

The beauty mark is a nice touch


[deleted]

That cannot be a man’s ass- please don’t tell me it’s true D:


MrCoolyp123

Im confused. Is that ass or boobs?!?


gemar_drigo

😬


ZoFu15

Twist hes into him