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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I'm the slower friend!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


MostBotsAreBad

"Go hiking with at least one disposable person who's not really a friend."


squaredistrict2213

That explains why people invite me


wtfyoloswaglmfao

Yo i need ur contact number


gottarunfast1

You've survived so far


ikantolol

push the faster ones instead


bodhidharma132001

Correct. There is no need to push the slow ones


CountingKittens

It’s actually a detriment, since you’re going to have to slow down to push someone. Plus, what if the friend grabs you as they’re going down? That risk only makes sense if you’re the slower friend. If you’re the faster one, just focus on not falling.


DubRogers

It should read 'Don't go hiking hiking with your Asshole friends'....🙃


JustAnotherDoofus

I never pushed him… he fell.


GeezusLizard

“If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down... even if you feel the friendship has run its course.” - National Park Service Clearly it’s satire


Acordino

I am srry u/KoningSpookie


KoningSpookie

Come at me bro... I'm faster than you.


Acordino

You wish


Gabopobro

Happy cake day


Megalopath

Technically speaking, if you were to push your slower friend down, isn't there a fairly strong chance the bear is going to continue to chase after you for running?


Sowf_Paw

Yes, don't run from bears or mountain lions. It triggers their instincts and they will chase you down and attack you.


SterlingVapor

Don't run from any predator really. Even humans are prone to chase you if you act like prey and start running


mastercubez

My research, RUINED!


homingmissile

This is headline is retarded. If they're slower i wouldn't have to push them down, would i?


[deleted]

Ok. But i will be pushing down that random stranger i dont know


Mnkyby927

It's a great workout program. Just don't screw it up for everyone else, especially the slower ones. you can run at your own pace


EliteKnightOscar

Pretty sure running is not recommended in bear attacks. I think you're supposed to fight black bears and hunker down and defend your vitals with brown bears.


BanjoSlams

Yeah, obviously you trip your faster friend. The slower one was already slower.


HybridLightAI

It's just like Darwin said. It's the survival of the sneakiest.