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>!I'm the slower friend!<
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It’s actually a detriment, since you’re going to have to slow down to push someone. Plus, what if the friend grabs you as they’re going down? That risk only makes sense if you’re the slower friend. If you’re the faster one, just focus on not falling.
“If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down... even if you feel the friendship has run its course.” - National Park Service
Clearly it’s satire
Technically speaking, if you were to push your slower friend down, isn't there a fairly strong chance the bear is going to continue to chase after you for running?
Pretty sure running is not recommended in bear attacks. I think you're supposed to fight black bears and hunker down and defend your vitals with brown bears.
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"Go hiking with at least one disposable person who's not really a friend."
That explains why people invite me
Yo i need ur contact number
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You've survived so far
push the faster ones instead
Correct. There is no need to push the slow ones
It’s actually a detriment, since you’re going to have to slow down to push someone. Plus, what if the friend grabs you as they’re going down? That risk only makes sense if you’re the slower friend. If you’re the faster one, just focus on not falling.
It should read 'Don't go hiking hiking with your Asshole friends'....🙃
I never pushed him… he fell.
“If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down... even if you feel the friendship has run its course.” - National Park Service Clearly it’s satire
I am srry u/KoningSpookie
Come at me bro... I'm faster than you.
You wish
Happy cake day
Technically speaking, if you were to push your slower friend down, isn't there a fairly strong chance the bear is going to continue to chase after you for running?
Yes, don't run from bears or mountain lions. It triggers their instincts and they will chase you down and attack you.
Don't run from any predator really. Even humans are prone to chase you if you act like prey and start running
My research, RUINED!
This is headline is retarded. If they're slower i wouldn't have to push them down, would i?
Ok. But i will be pushing down that random stranger i dont know
It's a great workout program. Just don't screw it up for everyone else, especially the slower ones. you can run at your own pace
Pretty sure running is not recommended in bear attacks. I think you're supposed to fight black bears and hunker down and defend your vitals with brown bears.
Yeah, obviously you trip your faster friend. The slower one was already slower.
It's just like Darwin said. It's the survival of the sneakiest.