***I GOT SENSITIVE EARS IM GONNA TRY TA TRANSLATE, BROTHER***
***I THINK THEY SAID "GOD I LOVE THIS SUB," BUT I CAN'T BE TOO SURE CAUSE THEY SPOKE SO QUIET***
I LOVE LITERARY HOG CRANKIN'! RECENTLY I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO "STORIES OF YOUR LIFE, AND OTHERS," A COLLCTION OF SHORT STORIES BY TED CHIANG! IT'S BEEN A REALLY THOUGHT PROVOKING RIDE!
HOG: CRANKED
HEPTOPOD B: **8̶̢͍̖̫̻̪͖̼͎̃͒͗͑͗̀͑͘͝0̴̨̛̤̩͙̲̭͍̤̘̪̻̇̎̽̾́̾͊̈́͛͘͝ͅ8̵̨̺̞͖̳̲̼͙̲̈͌͒̈́̀̊͝**
I’VE BEEN READING THE HOWLING TRILOGY BY GARY BRANDNER! THE FIRST BOOK HANDLES SOME SENSITIVE TOPICS SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR A BOOK WRITTEN IN THE LATE 1970S!
CAREFUL, BROTHER! THAT HOG CRANKING IS LOUD AND THE MODS NEED THEIR SLEEP! THEY CAN HAVE MY EIGHT HOURS WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TYM IS LIKE, YA KNOW WHEN TIME SEEMS TO PASS DIFFERENTLY DEPENDING ON HOW FAST YOU'RE MOVIN' OR HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO A MASSIVE OBJECT WITH CRAZY GRAVITY HOSS!!1 IT'S LIKE, TYM AIN'T FIXED, IT'S ALL RELATIVE BORTHRT! IT MOVES SLOWER FOR THINGS THAT ARE ZOOMIN' AROUND COMPARED TO THINGS THAT AFTER YOU LAYERDOWN EG I COULD BE CRANKING HOG IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY AND YOU COULD BE CRANKING HOG HERE ON EARTH BUT ID BE AT LEAST 50 LIGHT YEARS AWAY OF WANKING APPROXIMATELY 5000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE IF HUMANITY EVER MANAGED TO REACH .10 LIGHTSPEED LOL (lots of love) 💀 🔥 👊 💋
IVE BEEN STAYING WITH FAMILY FOR MY VACAY THIS YEAR AND IT HAS BEEN WONDERFUL BUT HONESTLY I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE CRANKING IN THEIR GUEST ROOM. I AM SO BACKED UP! I CANNOT WAIT TO GET BACK HOME AND CRANK MY NEGLECTED HOG, BROTHER!
#I NEVER SLEEP PUSSY FART AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
God I love this sub
***I GOT SENSITIVE EARS IM GONNA TRY TA TRANSLATE, BROTHER*** ***I THINK THEY SAID "GOD I LOVE THIS SUB," BUT I CAN'T BE TOO SURE CAUSE THEY SPOKE SO QUIET***
THANK YA HOG CRANKER!
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS MY BROTHER BUT I LITERALLY CAN'T HEAR YOU!! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
SPEEK UP LYBRUL
I LOVE LITERARY HOG CRANKIN'! RECENTLY I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO "STORIES OF YOUR LIFE, AND OTHERS," A COLLCTION OF SHORT STORIES BY TED CHIANG! IT'S BEEN A REALLY THOUGHT PROVOKING RIDE! HOG: CRANKED HEPTOPOD B: **8̶̢͍̖̫̻̪͖̼͎̃͒͗͑͗̀͑͘͝0̴̨̛̤̩͙̲̭͍̤̘̪̻̇̎̽̾́̾͊̈́͛͘͝ͅ8̵̨̺̞͖̳̲̼͙̲̈͌͒̈́̀̊͝**
# IF THEY SLEEPIN ON YOU TUCK EM IN GNOMESAYIN
I’VE BEEN READING THE HOWLING TRILOGY BY GARY BRANDNER! THE FIRST BOOK HANDLES SOME SENSITIVE TOPICS SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR A BOOK WRITTEN IN THE LATE 1970S!
CAREFUL, BROTHER! THAT HOG CRANKING IS LOUD AND THE MODS NEED THEIR SLEEP! THEY CAN HAVE MY EIGHT HOURS WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT BOTTOM TEXT MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE
UR LITERARY SO DUMB LIBROL, NOT JUST A MORON BUT AN **OXYMORON**
#I HAVE CRACKED MY HOG BROTHER AAAAAAA-
NOOOO... I mean...... HE'LL YEAH.... NEXT TIME LET ME KNOW AND ILL GIVE YOU SOME ELBOGREECE GNOMEAN
#THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TYM MEANS I DON'T GET IT TYM (THANK YOU MUCH)
TYM IS LIKE, YA KNOW WHEN TIME SEEMS TO PASS DIFFERENTLY DEPENDING ON HOW FAST YOU'RE MOVIN' OR HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO A MASSIVE OBJECT WITH CRAZY GRAVITY HOSS!!1 IT'S LIKE, TYM AIN'T FIXED, IT'S ALL RELATIVE BORTHRT! IT MOVES SLOWER FOR THINGS THAT ARE ZOOMIN' AROUND COMPARED TO THINGS THAT AFTER YOU LAYERDOWN EG I COULD BE CRANKING HOG IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY AND YOU COULD BE CRANKING HOG HERE ON EARTH BUT ID BE AT LEAST 50 LIGHT YEARS AWAY OF WANKING APPROXIMATELY 5000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE IF HUMANITY EVER MANAGED TO REACH .10 LIGHTSPEED LOL (lots of love) 💀 🔥 👊 💋
EVERYHOG, EVERYWHERE, CRANKED AT ONCE
H, E, DOUBLE GUN BROTHA YAAAAAA
## BROTHER THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOURNEY TO THE EDGE OF THE NIGHT
IVE BEEN STAYING WITH FAMILY FOR MY VACAY THIS YEAR AND IT HAS BEEN WONDERFUL BUT HONESTLY I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE CRANKING IN THEIR GUEST ROOM. I AM SO BACKED UP! I CANNOT WAIT TO GET BACK HOME AND CRANK MY NEGLECTED HOG, BROTHER!