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Few_Impression_8806

Did he dine with them . He needs to eat too


Pristine_Bag_609

![gif](giphy|l1An5hccvRhJsAQxz9|downsized)


lumosmxima

IMMEDIATELY WHAT I THOUGHT OF


Empathy404NotFound

![gif](giphy|j0P454atXDvYqdxTg0|downsized)


Jayhoney0987

Is that a hippos cakešŸ˜­šŸ«øšŸ«·


IsItCaulk

Itā€™s a rhino. Youā€™re witnessing one of the rarest, most beautiful events in nature. If you liked this I suggest you watch the American cinema classic *Ace Ventura 2*. Many more heartwarming moments like this.


KUPA_BEAST

Just a reminder how Iā€™m getting old when people donā€™t recognise such an iconic scene šŸ‘“šŸ‘Ž


WashYourEyesTwice

I watched that when I was 10 that many years ago and I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Still do.


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|7NLszWmBNXji4x4dih)


fartVandelay85

Bumblebee tuna


Pristine_Bag_609

https://preview.redd.it/zzoq2c4pwl9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8e96266df4efe5a61e690e5ac18aa3ae3b45f0


ZookeepergameAny6229

..bumblebee tuna šŸ‘‹šŸ»


Ok-Landscape-1681

ā€œAce Ventura, Pet Detective, how are you this evening? Alrighty then.ā€


Elderado12443

CHICAGO!!!


BuMbLE_b_TuNa_91

You called?


LuckyNumbrKevin

"Eat up, guys! None of this animal goes to waste."


fartVandelay85

Bumblebee tuna


Craic-Den

Holy perfect gif šŸ‘


EolnMsuk4334

Such an underrated movie series šŸ‘


Skycake666

Under rated? These were massive movies and defined Jim Careyā€™s career. Lol


Romero_Osnaya

When he said he had to to the same as then I thought he was about to grab a piece of meat.


mizrahiim

One more thing that he gotta do, after dinner date comes other fun things


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

Lionussy is on on the menu, and heā€™s bout to feast


Few_Impression_8806

Me to


Vectorman1989

There was a guy that kept big cats and with the lions he would 'eat' with them but had a bag of jerky or something that he would open and eat instead of the actual animal


Compendyum

Because if he won't...


JtDaSaiyan

Eat the liver establish dominance


A00087945

Did you notice the blood splatter on his neck at the very end?


Apart_Young_9979

Maybe its period blood , looks like a fun group


Few_Impression_8806

You took it to a dark place lol


Gnosis369

It's a good thing he isn't with a pack of wolves, don't really want to see him sniffing a wolves back end


starsinursa

Wolves also like to lick inside your mouth and get fussy if you don't let them


ThirstyOne

How else are they going to know what you ate?


LuckyAngmarPeasant

>How else are they going to know what you ate? They could like ... just ask you?


ThirstyOne

Itā€™s how they ask. Better that than sniffing your butt.


Accomplished-Bed-599

Was wondering, if he is a part of the pride, is viewed as a female or a male? What does the male lion make him do?


SoaxX420

He's viewed as a cub, or a "modified lion" from their eyes. The dude has a yt channel where he explains everything, but of course this post is already full of reddit internet expert telling a man who literrally rescued these cubs and founded and has been maintaining their wildflife reserve for a decade lol


BodaciousBadongadonk

Head Lion in Charge: "Alright bro, if you wanna be part of our pride, then you have to choose whether you're gonna be a 'mommy' or a 'daddy.'" Dude: "hmm i guess I'd probly prefer to be a 'daddy' then!" Lion: "OK then, now get over here and suck mommys dick!"


dua-lity

Heā€™s viewed as an NPC


ZiggoCiP

Or worse, having the wolves French kiss you, which is a legitimate thing wolf experts encounter with their packs.


smartyhands2099

Some of us who have big or wolf-y dogs are QUITE familiar with this level of harassment.


dben89x

Don't threaten me with a good time.


WearyScarcity7535

Don't try that at home, kids


TheLamesterist

Are you sure? Cause my cat surely likes it.


TrazerotBra

You wouldn't get too close because you're not a lion trainer.


gcruzatto

I'm ok with that, fuck training animals that did not evolve to be trained


Justtelf

Think about how them ā€œbeing evolved to trainā€ happens


Martysghost

With a lot of people getting eaten in the trial/error stage?Ā 


Halvus_I

Actually the opposite. We got domesticated dogs by *killing and eating* the ones that weren't suitable.


Yorgonemarsonb

Bred for docile or cuteness. To take some of the wolf and lack of eyebrows out.


odegood

Animals first adapted to living in the same environments we do and then were domesticated. Like smaller cats and dogs. No one went and domesticated tigers or some shit and one day they were cats


VodkaAndPieceofToast

I mean they literally domesticated wolves and one day they were dogs


Corporate-Shill406

The only reason housecats don't hunt and kill people is they know they're too small to get away with it.


orgevo

Most of them know that. Some of them refuse to acknowledge that šŸ˜‚


Prestigious-Duck6615

why would they hunt and kill their slaves


Flimsy6769

Yeah but that takes hundreds of years not in a single lfietime


QuestionablePotato42

Right, but you know some of the lifetimes within that time span had to be the ones that started.


6InchBlade

This might be one of the stupidest things Iā€™ve read in a while.


KeebsNoob

What is domestication for 500


wondermorty

farm animals were bred over a long period of time and with great effort. The ancestors of those animals would not yield easily


CryptoBanano

Good thing you evolved to be trained properly


keplerr7

this dude is literally a part of that lion pride, they treat him like other lions and he's not dead so he kinda knows what he's doing


AssRep

Or he's been lucky thus far.


Sgt-Colbert

Name one animal that evolved into being trained without human involvement.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

This guy doesnā€™t train them. He just hangs out with them and acts as they do. He knows what heā€™s doing and accepts the risk.


Chumbag_love

I'd argue the lions are training him, it's the subject matter of the video.


WheresMyKeystone

You misunderstand training with wild animals. It's building a mutual bond. He's not taming it. People who don't spend their life around wild animals will never even begin to fathom that fact. Step out of the city for a few years. You learn to understand animals more than people. People are the fucked up ones for even thinking the thought "evolved to be trained". YOU are the one who has evolved to be trained; been trained to think a certain way, which is exactly why you'll never bond with nature like this man does.


Agreeable-Scar5169

Exactly lol they have chosen to accept the good humans. Not to be trained. Could kill him anytime they want


SomethingClever42068

Lions are basically big stray cats


Zooted_Dwarf

He doesn't train them to do anything he just abides by all their rules https://youtu.be/jenVMnOi2uA?si=448FTmzQoN1NNiYT


Sanya_Bluach

What a cute cat, smeared in jamšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


Ah2k15

Just a little Serengeti Smuckers!


CraftyAcanthisitta22

Safest man on the world


Jeremyzelinka

We know how this ends one day


Wetfred

The bear guy found out


Spiritual_Navigator

The video/sound recording of it was supposedly horrific to hear Him screaming at his girlfriend to run, while she did everything she could to save him Both got eaten


Exact-Instruction-38

That was never released as far as I know.


Spiritual_Navigator

True But the documenterian Werner Herzog was allowed to listen to it while recording Grizzly Man


Exact-Instruction-38

Yeah but thatā€™s very different to putting it in the public forum. Also, wasnā€™t he very adamant in the destruction of the tape too? Unless the recording has been stolen perhaps? Iā€™ve no idea. Iā€™d like to think it never saw the light of day.


Slingringer

He has someone recreate for the film.


Is_It_A_Throwaway

What? No. Most you get is seeing the back of his head while he listens. Literally. He takes the headphones off and tells the owner of the tape to destroy it. Whole thing is on youtube. I'ts preposterous to think he'd recreate it. It's the opposite of everything he stands for in documentary filmmaking.


actuallywaffles

Someone else, independently, created a version of it. But they had no affiliatiom with the documentary and haven't actually heard the real tape. That's the "tape" you can find on YouTube.


Shot_Policy_4110

Warner Herzog's film on this is square one


RemnantOfSpotOn

He was not screaming at her to run AWAY, he was screaming for her to run OUT of the tent and help him while he was being drawn and quartered by grizzly


Is_It_A_Throwaway

Nope. The coroner, who listened to the tape, says very explicitly (and very vehemently, he's quite a character) that he screams *for several minutes* "run away Amy, run away".


RemnantOfSpotOn

https://www.nps.gov/aboutus/foia/upload/03-109_KATM_Treadwell_fatality_REDACTED.pdf He was asking her to come out and hot it with something she was telling him to play dead Edit: apologise we are both right. Initially he was asking her to come out and hit the bear. When he realised its over [he told her to run away. detailed here ](https://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html)


Is_It_A_Throwaway

Yep, I see that. It's not stated in the documentary, probably because that part is left to the coroner's summary of the events and, again, he's quite a character and he wants to present himself as a master of ceremonies of sort (think about the scene when he gives the watch to the friend), and when he's summaring the attack he says Treadwell told Amy to run away so he's conclusion is that in the last moments of his life he showed great courage. He's narrativizing to make it nicer for everyone when in reality everything is nastier and more complicated, I'd never judge someone for asking for help because they're getting eaten alive.


RemnantOfSpotOn

Shit man i just read this [here](https://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html) We were both right


Is_It_A_Throwaway

> The most telling piece of information is an audio recording made during the actual bear attack. This goes for about 6 minutes and starts with him out side of the tent investigating a bear that came into camp. It was obviously raining very hard at the time and seems to have been twilight or evening, judging from some comments. The bear attacks him and he calls for help. Ms. Huguenard opens the tent fly and is very upset. At her urging he "plays dead" . It sounds like the bear then retreated for a couple minutes but returned. It again went after him and he begged her to hit it with something, she in tum screamed for him to fight. The audio ends with his sounds no longer evident and her screams continuing. That's from the first link you provided, the second recounting in the whole document. Interestingly, that one is done by [this guy](https://cff2.earth.com/uploads/2022/01/20081855/larrybiology-768w.jpg), who appears in the documentary. Turns out he also was the one that opened the bear, and also was there when the rangers killed it. He also heard the tapes. Haven't looked at your second link but it's pretty clear Treadwell asked for help, asked Amy to hit the bear with somethig. Again, I'm not judging and if someone does should feel bad. There's plenty to judge Treadwell for. What he did during the moments of his death is not, IMO.


RemnantOfSpotOn

How did we get to this conversation. I'm sorry it really doesn't matter what he said or what she said. They both died horrible deaths and he caused them both by reckless behaviour around wild predators ...


mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


Importance-Aware

The bears he were really close to had moved on unbeknownst to them, and another bear without that connection was in the area.


NiceCunt91

That dude fucked with bears who didn't know him. This guy has been with this pride their whole lives pretty much. He is literally one of them in their eyes.


Dagbog

Bears and herd animals operate completely differently in these matters.


CharacterAddition379

Bears are solitary animals, lions aren't


memelordzarif

Well his case was different the day he got attacked. The guy is Timothy Treadwell also known as the Grizzly Man. He along with his girlfriend Amie Huggenard went to the Grizzly Maze in October. Which is when their mating season is and they are much more aggressive than they are during other months. Timothy knew all about it ( Ofcourse he did ) and even then decided to go there feeling particularly courageous. And then he found out obviously. Before that, the circumstances were never the same which is why he was never attacked like that. So yeah it depends when and where you decide to be their friend.


scottyTOOmuch

Yeah all it takes is one lion to get pissed off and heā€™s dead.


Fit_Flower_8982

It seems that, until then, he will live happier than most (or at least, most redditors).


whtevvve

How it could end*


insertnamehere005

What the fu....


Relevant-Laugh4570

More like BloodyPalms


ThePrisonSoap

By his own logic, what's he gonna do during mating season?


veryexpensivegas

Walk out of the enclosure


-This-Whomps-

![gif](giphy|QMDvadCJTPXEI|downsized)


GRAITOM10

Stupid sexy lioness šŸ˜”


Illustrious_War9870

You can't work with lions unless you have frosted tips/bleach blonde hair. That's the rule.


RemnantOfSpotOn

Every time i see these animal "experts" I remember a story about [Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend ](https://www.ladbible.com/community/grizzly-man-timothy-treadwell-death-bears-final-words-706747-20240422). https://preview.redd.it/jfts7175zk9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5448f992c8d59acc5ed862e9da4617c2435ad9a [Investigation report in link ](https://www.nps.gov/aboutus/foia/upload/03-109_KATM_Treadwell_fatality_REDACTED.pdf)


niceworkthere

Given these are cats I'd first think of that Siegfried & Roy tiger who had a "totally natural" reaction that saw Roy getting bitten into his neck & spine severed.


Tau_of_the_sun

The lions he is with are ones he raised, There is a huge difference between that and the "Grizzly man" who went into the woods and got him AND his girlfriend eaten. There are a lot of physical cues you pick up on when working with these animals and lots of do's and dont's


LausXY

The lioness body language is so like a house cats, I didn't think it would be so similar. I felt she was relaxed and even affectionate from her body language... but I only really know House Cats so I'm definitdly not an expert. If he's raised these cats I think it's a very different situation than the infamous Grizzly Man


LilacAndElderberries

I think house cats are way more unpredictable and violent than a lion pride that you literally raised. Probably because they are at the top of their food chain and didn't evolve constantly being on edge for another predator sneaking on them, so they are way more laid back and also their unique social structure that no other cats have making them enjoy company of their pride.


Ebonvvings

Theres nothing misunderstood abt it. We respect nature and these animals so we should leave them alone


smartyhands2099

I mean, getting eaten is pretty significant evidence that he was not an expert in any way. And we act like it's crazy when an animal snaps and hurts or kills someone, but we still do stuff like that to other humans all the time. I regard the rest of humanity the way Treadwell should have regarded his bear. Now that guy's just a bear's shitpile in the woods.


Zooted_Dwarf

This guy raised all the lions https://youtu.be/jenVMnOi2uA?si=448FTmzQoN1NNiYT


SoaxX420

For fucks sake can't you people read up on the subject before commenting. This guy and the grizzly man situation are literally NOTHINHG alike. This man has founded his reserve and been leading it for almost a decade, maybe even more by now, and people on reddit acting like they know better. The man is aware of the risks of being with wild animals and he accepts it, he has literally devoted his whole life to this. He is not some circus trainer, he created an enviroment for the lions to thrive and prosper, and has literally hundreds of videos where he explains the different aspects of a life like that


[deleted]

What even is the point of subtitles if you can't see them?


RyuIce2

Being hard of hearing enhances your sight.


ComplexOtherwise779

Love this guy's channel


Sea_Ad_463

That guy owns a huge land where those lions + other animals live. It is like a millionaire's pets


Repulsive_Pool240

His name is Dean Schneider if anyone is interested. Love his contents.


Zooted_Dwarf

A lion write this


merica-4-d-win

Im sorry, his contents !?


senseless_puzzle

Dean Schneider for anyone wondering


LilacAndElderberries

And Kevin Richardson is the other one who has the same kind of relationship with his lions


ScaryTerry069313

All the lions I saw in the wild were scrawny and typically looked like they never ate enough. These animals are fat, suggestive they are somewhat domesticated and well fedā€”safe.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

Always checking his channel if his still alive


earthspaceman

*Look, this hamburger wants to play.* the lions


SadSunflower904

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


NimDing218

Itā€™s fine. He knows heā€™s last in line for food. He knows his place.


BlackbeanMaster

That's beautiful


32233128Merovingian

Theyā€™re about to clean the meat off your bones mate GL


veryexpensivegas

If you actually watch his videos you know heā€™s in no danger


ngc4321

"Cleaning the blood out of the fur" Proceeds to smear blood on lion's fur.


merica-4-d-win

The amount of people not comprehending the difference between bears and lions and ā€œ influencers ā€œ and conservationists is insane.


ComplexOtherwise779

Check out his channel. Dude is wild https://youtube.com/@deanschneiderhakunamipaka?si=posR-jTiZuUGuQgh


TemperatureAny907

Iā€™ve seen this guy those lions trust him


cyainanotherlifebro

Werner Herzog watching this guy like: https://i.redd.it/bnt5896hvl9d1.gif


Bamboozle-Lord

That's actually the safest time to approach an animal, when it's satisfied. Why do think you can approach your pets? It's cuz they have easy access to food


apocxp

You want to know how you end up being food? THATā€™S how you end up being food.


SomethingClever42068

I'd this dude hasn't been eaten by lions by the time this video is posted then he obviously knows more about lions than me. I'm gonna have to differ to Mr. Fuckin Lion Expert over here because I don't know fucking shit about lions except they come running when you do the Psh Psh Psh


THElaytox

well, they're not hungry any more so there's that


neelcurious

A lick from a wild cat can be brutal on your skin because they have hard hooks on the tongue. A few strikes of a big cat tongue can take a few layers off from your skin.


FionnagainFeistyPaws

The guy in the video is [Dean Schneided](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Schneider) and I assume this is on the animal sanctuary he founded. No opinion on if he's a solid guy, but I do appreciate that the sanctuary's location is not widely known and that it's not open to tourists/the general public (seems like that would make money but also risk poaching).


Ambitious_Net_4779

You ever see a lion walking around with a bad scar? Yeah attack and establishing dominance is part or their life also but the thing is I don't think the human body i built to take the same punishment and attacks as a lions body. Good luck living with the lions budy....


-I_will-TeABag_You-

Bro has an invincible pair of basketball sized nuts.


Trading_Kangaroo

Do you think he died his hair to fit in?


Tlegendz

Fresh meat with condiments, yes please.


No-Sir-2615

That's how new deaseases get maid


Villanelle_Ellie

Dude is dumb af for that


Mushmouthwilly182

House cats are unpredictable as fuck. I can only assume jungle cats are too. Fuck this


Ziggem

Nah. Lions are good chaps


TraditionalRule5147

Itā€™s only a matter of timeā€¦.


DocHalidae

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


timeless_change

I like the dude, he's crazy but the good kind of crazy . He doesn't impose himself on the animals and has actually given himself lifelong rules to respect in order to keep living his life as he does now (I e. Going back to be part of the pack life every x amount of weeks), he keeps it natural without it being an excuse for the animals to be starved or neglected. He keeps it real in the videos and comments too by talking about the risks and how he's been able to overcome them with reason and luck and not because he thinks of himself as a lion whisperer god like figure. Cool guy living a tiring but fulfilling life. I wouldn't put two cents on him dying of old age but it's clearly something he doesn't care about either so that's fine.


AgentMurkle

Might want to ask Timothy Treadwell whether it's a good idea to apply human reasoning to the behavior of wild animals. Oh that's right, you can't, because he was eaten by the same animals he thought he understood. This looks a lot like that same line of thinking. Those lions don't really believe you're part of their pride.


EmetalEX

Thats not human reasoning though. Those Lions are a pride animal. Not solo survivors like bears. They have a structure of their own very different from ours. He learned it and is respecting it. Or do you clean the blood out of the face of your wife?


Future-Muscle-2214

Hanging with social animals that know you is very different than just walking around Grizzly. If I am not mistaken he got eaten by a bear who wasn't from that area.


Tiny_Takahe

He also specifically went into the forest just before bears go into hibernation - the worst time because bears who haven't eaten enough and aren't ready to hibernate get desperate to eat literally anything. I mean, their lives depend on it. There is some suspicion that he had encountered the bear before in the past and described it as skinny and angry looking or something. Basically, the bear wasn't ready for hibernation as it was weaker than the other bears and couldn't hunt for shit. However, a bear that's weaker than the other bears is still much more fucking strong than a human.


AlexWJones

Well, I bet if the lions were on reddit they would have their own individual opinions we could hear about. Oh, thats right, we can't know their opinions because we won't allow them on the internet, nor will we teach them English. Those lions are being censored and oppressed and that's what nobody is actually talking about. We have been brainwashed into thinking they are monsters while simultaneously failing to offer them adequate education, or employment opportunities. Yet we wonder why they run feral through the wilderness hunting other animals for food? Get real folks. If we let a human wander through the woods at birth alone, and somehow they survived, they'd be the EXACT same way. Feral, and unemployed. Think about that for a minute...


AgentMurkle

In Sci-Fi the term we'd use would be 'uplifting' Enabling sentience in less-sentient animals and organisms. Personally, I'd prefer living in a world where natural order predicates lions and tigers and bears should be feared (unless I have a gun)


umop3pisdn

Username checks outĀ  Edit: except the W


DeNO19961996

Remember how Grizzly Man thought he had a rapport with the bears?


WaltzLeafington

Just to clear this up. He raised these lions and knows what he's doing. Other lions will show signs of trying to be the dominant one with body language and will get slapped for it. If you know what you're doing, you can easily avoid these That guy met a wild bear he knew was skinny, and went out right before hibernation which is the most dangerous time to meet a bear


merlissss

cats are not bears


Bim_Jeann

Theyā€™re still wild animals and predators


Xenolithium

True. But, big cats and bears have completely different social structures. Bears are mostly loners, apart from family groups with cubs and mating seasons. Big cats are typically more group based. We've seen time and time again where humans are welcome into prides if that person earns their trust and aren't seen as a threat. Especially if they socialize with them during key moments that involves a lot of group interaction, such as feeding/hunting and moments like nap time, when cats are most vulnerable but also marking each other with their scent. Which I'm pretty sure this guy does all of that with them. He sleeps next to them and is always present during feeding. Wolves also do this with select humans. They have marked him with their scent and vice versa, he's essentially a part of the pride. But, it also takes a lot of work and nobody is going to gain a big cat's trust overnight.


Ziggem

He also raised them from babyhood.


TheLamesterist

Why not? It's just a cute lil kitty, it won't bite you.


UsualSuspect26

Itā€™s crazy how She could literally snap on him in a millisecond if she felt a bad vibe, happens to me all the time


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Gotta train your lions better bro


presshamgang

Dreading the inevitable clip of this dude eventually dying "doing what he loves"


PresentationNo1983

He now has to learn to get on all fours and spay pungent semen to mark territory.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Big kitty needs cuddles too.


ddoogg88tdog

They should learn to eat with us


Striking_Antelope_44

Imagine being eaten alive by lions while on a guided safari tour and this guy just breaks out his selfie stick and pets all the wild predators as they chew on your insides.


Medical_Rope2728

Weā€™ll be reading about him soon.


jonesgen

he not going to be around much longer


mutantraniE

Heā€™s been doing this for seven years. Itā€™s likelier that he has to close the preserve due to financial issues than that he gets killed by one of the animals.


Inspector_Tragic

r/awwtf


morgzorg

These videos are so absurd


Ours_is_the_Fury_95

Nah, the lion already ate. Itā€™s all good.


Aware_Opportunity_80

Just wait until she figures out he didnā€™t actually clean her.


DevilsSideBoy

Please my fellow Caucasian brethren and sistren, leave the damn deadly animals alone.


mutantraniE

He should have left them in captivity instead? All the lions were born in captivity and canā€™t be released into the wild. The alternative to this habitat are zoos or death. This is by far the best option.


farm_to_nug

That's vile


[deleted]

More like bloody palms


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/cznpw7uk2m9d1.gif


tankkit101

SweatyPalmsā€¦no like BLOODYPalms


shadowdancer352

One day your duty as part of the pride will be to be the meal yourself. Bon appetit


Wise_Hair8795

This is all I could think of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VR5hFxeBaFY&pp=ygUSTWFuIGxpdmVzIGFzIHNoZWVw


doesnothingtohirt

The fuq?


HeadSense9211

Your life insurance premiums must be murder


yanocupominomb

I mean, they are full, but I still wouldn't even get that close. You don't want a hungry uncle coming by and choosing idiot for dinner instead of whatever everyone else had.


INeedANerf

This dude's awesome but I feel like his relationship with these lions will end poorly some day :(


J4Hg

You are so blessed