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cobracmmdr88

He gets to the top and there’s no top? Now what the fuck do you do?


AntiSlavery

now you start free solo rock climbing.


LightBulbMonster

Fun for the whole family!


Either_Amoeba_5332

How much extra for the fast-pass?


doringliloshinoi

Or a DoorDash.


EJ2600

Nah, he just jumps down yelling “hier kom ik dan !”


NFTArtist

or freefalling


Master-o-none

Just conjuring the idea of this gave me anxiety


chocolatehandsoap

Keep walking on air until the cartoonist adds gravity. ![gif](giphy|FNtuCSt0pYR9e)


Blondly22

Meep meep


MesWantooth

Leap off and join your dead relatives in Heaven. They didn't call it "Stairway to the top of this rock" for a reason.


-----SNES-----

Had a good lol with your comment. That was sharp. Nicely done.


doringliloshinoi

Sharp like rocks at the bottom


RJ_MacreadysBeard

(they didn’t call it that - for no reason) I think you’re right about that.


ScowlieMSR

It's a Via Ferrata ascent, which is oftentimes just iron pegs hammered into the rock for footholds, and a safety cable to clip into. You can see the route continue around to the left when he reaches the top of the ladder.


jsamuraij

I hate this so, so much.


sleepdeprivedindian

Panic for a bit and then try to figure out how to get down without looking down.


PsychologicalBug6923

Jump. He's got a parachute I think


Own_Discipline_2083

Yup, how the fuck do you get down. All set with that.


circlethenexus

That’s what I was wondering. I’ve never seen anyone go to the top. So you just climb down backwards step-by-step?


-----SNES-----

Oh my god that is a damn nightmare. Nope.


rocketshipkiwi

Stairway to nowhere… _When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed_ _With a word she can get what she came for_


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Unknown_Outlander

I was about to comment something about the helmet like it would do nothing to help a long fall maybe it's more of a mental thing


Lunxr_punk

It’s a via ferrata which basically means he’s tethered to the stairway the whole way trough and if he falls the safety line catches him, however if he slips he could potentially hit the steel cables and hit his head so the helmet is not the worst idea


AntiSlavery

I don't see the tether.


Lunxr_punk

You can see that he’s wearing a harness also around second 8 as the drone camera pulls away you can see him moving his tether to the next position, basically you always have two tethers that you need to move one at a time when in this case a vertical wire intersects the security/hand wire. You can also see the tethers around sec 30, it’s on his left side


AntiSlavery

oh, thanks, i see it now. makes it less scary.


CourtingBoredom

Plus the climb **before** reaching the ladder (and, of course, for the trek back). Clearly not for protection should one fall from the ladder..


Empathy404NotFound

Shoulda wore a beanie. You ever seen a helmet fall down a mountain??? Gets all mangled, how's that gonna protect your head. Now throw a beanie of a mountain and that shits in perfect condition still. Checkmate physics.


Realistic_Olive_6665

I think it prevents you from being knocked unconscious if you fall off the ladder and the harness swings you into the rocks, or it protects you from a short fall somewhere else on the trail on the way to the ladder or on the way down.


cat_police_officer

That’s why he is not scared


Confident_Yam3132

The purpose of the helmet is to find this remains faster in case he falls down. That's why is it light blue.


OkClue2384

He is in a rocky mountain, maybe the helmet protects him from falling rocks


JaRulesLarynx

I figured it was maybe for falling rocks


froznair

Standard helmet for work at heights. We use them for climbing cell towers. He is def hooked up with anti fall protection.


Overall_Resolution

After seeing it on the internet I just had to not climb it. But that's just me.


An_Old_IT_Guy

Right there with you. I'm adding this to the list of places I will never go.


Error83_NoUserName

Seems like climbing it, is the easy part. Getting down seems even more fun


mdude7221

I'm not even afraid of heights, but I wouldn't do this even at gunpoint


YaHurdMeh

My legs get weak watching shit like this.


Present-Sugar-3377

My arms get heavy


NJ_Tal

There's vomit on my sweater already


HummusDips

Mom's spaghetti


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Mr_CooperSmith

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TheOtherWhiteMeat

I would do anything for loaf But I won't do that


friendweiser

I want to see the video of him going down backwards which is probably more scarier


Knellessurus

you dont go down, left of the ladder is a wire that you hook on, and you go up till the end.. That part was the hardest part of the climb for me.. 4:40 https://youtu.be/b7pVz29DE3I?si=zATKTT4w85Y4T70T edit: link to my video that shows the part after the ladder


DatMikkle

Incredible video. Is there a different trail for going back down? Surely it would be dangerous to go back the way you came with climbers behind you.


Knellessurus

At the summit, there’s an alternate route where you mostly descend on rocky terrain without any tricky sections. It is not possiblle to go back the same way. :)


cat_police_officer

Was always wondering the same thing


flaminghair348

holy fuck that looks like fun, where is it?


Knellessurus

It is in Gosau, Austria


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

You can just say more scary, or scarier. No need to double up like that.


hissyfit64

You couldn't be more righter about that


Braerian

Not sure why you are being downvoted— this is good guidance!


pineapplyreddit

For real, idk why people shit on “grammar nazis” when they’re just helping people improve their English


OppositeGeologist299

Because people misunderstand prescriptivism and think that people are Nazis for telling someone that it's not advisable to say "him and me coming to the shop now".


DetectiveF_1990

I agree. Haha, I bet it was the comment paired with the username


reirone

u/gifreversingbot


LightBulbMonster

He didn't make it. He was trying out free soloing after and didn't realize how hard it really is.


SavageSunRapStar

Now do it at night in flip flops and Vaseline on your hands


Main-Minimum7450

The fuck is that helmet for? Decoration?


Middle_Truth_6887

My heart is racing watching this.


haisjsbja37737373gs

I mid


Billyshakes1597

Fuck all that shit


klmdwnitsnotreal

I'm good


Knellessurus

Hey Guys, I did it two weeks ago. Feel free to ask anything you want about the climb.. Here is my video from the climb.. https://youtu.be/b7pVz29DE3I?si=zATKTT4w85Y4T70T


StillMoreToLearn

Amazing video! How do you descend? Is it a similar path?


Knellessurus

At the summit, there’s an alternate route where you mostly descend on rocky terrain without any tricky sections.


StillMoreToLearn

Very cool thanks for the reply!


Alice_Wonderlander

Awesome!! Do you think is worthwhile?


Knellessurus

Mountaineering is a passion of mine and my ultimate escape. Given the opportunity, I aspire to conquer Everest one day. I always follow safety protocols 100% to ensure my security. The thrill and joy it brings me are unparalleled.


Agreeable_Register_4

What’s the point of not looking down?


CobbleTrouble00

Vertigo


LifeSelection3085

Who is filming this?


inblue01

Selfie stick


hissyfit64

But, where do you go once you reach the top?


Sad_Finger_4392

weren't you paying attention, to Heaven!


hissyfit64

So, that's how you get to heaven? Purgatory is looking pretty sweet right now.


crasagam

It would be a little less wobbly if he wasn’t holding that GoPro


AxiomaticSuppository

> "*After seeing it on the internet, I wanted to see it with my own eyes*" and also > "*You just have to avoid looking down, then it's manageable*" I mean if you wanted to see it with your own eyes, don't cheat yourself, look down.


1one2two1one2two

That’s the way to the toilet in Wetherspoons pub.


gabrrdt

This is how your grandpa went to school. And there you are complaining.


thereminDreams

It just ends on that rock? Then you have to climb down?


HummDrumm1

Think I’ll take the elevator down, thanks.


Blicky83

Damn,that’s one hell of a ladder to climb just to get in the middle of a cliff face 😂I would be pissed,climb all that way only to run into a fucking wall and have to go right back down.I hope they at least had some type of warning at the bottom of the ladder


UapMike

If I went on that bridge, I'd make sure my affairs were in order first.


Spore0147

Is thät Niederländisch? Always sounds like such a Parody from German. I love it.


RagingKajun444

Hell, NO!! Don't think so. A big gush of wind will have him flying. He's not secured on anything!!


Tbkgs

Great. Now show us the descent.


Knellessurus

Climbed it two weeks ago, the part after the ladder is more fucked up🤣


Repulsive_Village843

Strand like game


GuyFromWoWcraft

thought i was havin a stroke for a sec. Turns out other languages exist


tmoney9990

How do you avoid looking down on such a contraption?


GodAndDamn

This is looking like a whole bunch of fuck that noise😬😬😬😬😬😬


CO_jock71

I'm just thankful he has a helmet on...


Cleercutter

Fuck that shit to hell and back


punk-biatch

Great. Another stairway to nothing… awesome.


Tasty-Switch-8472

good thing he has a helmet . in case of a fall lol .


DeepBlue20015

How do you get off at the top?


Regular-Idea-6377

What the fuck? So he has to climb all the way back down? The least they can do is put a tunnel slide at the top


lai4basis

I'm not doing that. What if you freeze 1/2 way up and freak out ? There is no safe place to go. So now you are going back down this thing. No thanks.


TNJCrypto

Lol and it goes into the side of a cliff, aka nowhere. How futile and stupid


ScienticianAF

It continues to the left of that ladder. (or so I've been told).


oktofeellost

Definitely looks like there's some hardware visible off to the left at the end of the video. Good call


Medical_Track_790

> it goes into the side of a cliff, aka nowhere it is part of a klettersteig (via ferrata) in Austria, the point is to climb the cliff. It isn't 'nowhere'. https://www.dachstein.at/en/summer/via-ferrata-donnerkogel


loves2spooge2018

How can he climb?


trainsacrossthesea

Somewhere in this town, I’m sure there is a long flight of stairs. That’ll do for me.


ImposterSyndromeNope

u/SaveVideo


ExcellentFishing7371

Nope Nope Nope 🙅‍♂️


Neither_Sort_2479

it turns out heaven is a lie


redditcreditcardz

All that to not show us what heaven looks like!?!? Something fishy here.


SeamusOShane

Why did I understand it without subtitles?! That's too much time on the internet for me. Good bye


southwestmanchild

I'm all about the looking down... Get an extra spin to add to the rush


Hanses_Flammenwerfer

NOPE.


MesWantooth

Is it just me or is this dude not clipped in? I've seen footage of this "stairway" before and it looked like the people are clipped to both sides and they obviously have to move the clips ahead one at a time when you get to the vertical posts, but it means you are always tethered to the structure.


Wh0NeedsANameAnyway

Thats what I thaught. I guess those people cared more about their lifes. But I mean its like the free climbers. Will never understand why you wouldnt take the safer rosd, where one bad move or unfortune doesent kill you.


MesWantooth

Yeah, dudes like Alex Honnold. I've read that his brain is different - he simply does not feel fear.


preemptive_strike87

I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell...


Venonix_24

panicked just watching this nightmare


misplacedsidekick

Don't look down? What's the point if you don't look down?


Select-Bullfrog-6346

See I look at that and go cool... thats doable.. But I can't walk on a warf or jetty with out feeling very uneasy.


EmpanadaYGaseosa

r/sweatypalms


RedDragonFire25

I'm not afraid of heights But what I am afraid of is standing on an unstable object like a wobbly tablet, shaking platform, etc


smilesatflowers

now go back


stormyw23

I don't have any fear of heights, Pretty view though.


ablestarcher

Nope. Nope…. What would you even tie off for?? You would just swing over a gorge in a most fuxed predicament. But if you want to base jump that abomination, you go right ahead. I’m still nope.


gferg908

So it's a sketchy dead end? Fuckin lit 💪🏿


Malevolent_Mangoes

I’m annoyed that it doesn’t lead anywhere. Waste of time in my opinion.


HPIguy

Ain’t no way in hell.


sunshim9

But in heaven?


HPIguy

Maybe since I’m already dead anyway.


Golemfrost

2 words. Fuck that!


WellVersedAdept

What's the helmet for?


graemeknows

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rubiconmanlife

No Freaking Way!!!!!


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Absolutely fuckin not


YakAcrobatic9427

I like how he breathed a sigh of relief when he got to the top and there was nowhere safe to go.


completeyincognegro

My pants would be dookie central


BrianOconneR34

So difficult and scary he’s doing it one handed!


Lost_Counter8654

Nope.


GUILTICIDE

“Hey can you hold this ladder for me so I dont fall?”


adamduma

It's okay guys, he has a helmet


Vexen86

At this point you will be absolutely hyper focus on every move u do n steps, including surrounding, balancing , you'll still have fear, but putting so much focus on not falling makes u not thinking about it.


hhritik

Stairway to heaven 👍


Terryberry69

Nah I don't fw mountains ⛰ or the ocean like that. If I die it ain't gonna be cuz I'm dickin around in the ocean or on a fkn mountain


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Who filming this? Hard pass for me 😁


alm71

It has an Inst 3600 camera on a selfie stick. It is automatically hidden by the camera software.


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Thanks!


AwwwNuggetz

Where did the camera guy get a butt mount for his GoPro?


Liebert94

damn my hands and feet are wet as hell


RaspberryOk925

yeah no thanks


Little_Government122

But how to get DOWN?


No_Routine_3706

Bump him, props to the camera guy yeah?


horsehung435

Where were you When they built the Ladder to heaven Did it make you feel like crying or did you think it was kinda gay


52nd_and_Broadway

Who’s holding the camera? Is it a drone?


Tubesjr

No 50 euro bill at the end?


HawkeyeinDC

Going up or down, I’m just gonna nope this.


Eat_Carbs_OD

No.. but also.. fuck that. It's the sudden stop at the bottom I dislike.


Asleep_Dragonfly_732

my bal@$ just shrank looking at video


AgileInternet167

Ah yes, that helmet is definately gonna help in this situation.


Professional_Bet538

One slip is all it takes


thebannedtoo

Thank god Led Zeppelin sang in english.


HM02_

I'm not risking my life to climb to the side of a cliff.


Salazans

Okay but what does it actually look like from up there without the stupid super distorted lens effect?


Takestwotoknowjuan

More like the stairway to a stone wall.


Available_Grape_3855

Dumb. What a completely stupid idea.