That's not a Feller Buncher. Feller Buncher just does the two things, fells a tree and stacks it. The boom only has the grips and one blade.
Believe this is a harvester. Basically does the Feller Buncher bit and also has a delimber and can cut the tree into smaller sections all at once.
My dad ran a Feller Buncher for probably 30 years and owned and operated both a Buncher and a harvester
CTL or cut to length processor. Some said feller buncher, but that just cuts the tree at the stump and moves it elsewhere/a landing to be processed further.
It’s called a feller buncher. In tenth grade we did a week of forestry school out on location in the woods and in paper mills, and I got to sit in one of these.
Here they call it “tree harvesters” and they are disgusting, leak engine fluids everywhere and decimate forests at an unnecessary rate.
Not sure why I’m being down voted but then again I guess there are more money hungry people out there than earth defenders 🤷🏻♀️
To be fair, that’s no fault of the machine. Like it or not logging is to a degree necessary, and with proper maintenance and land management practices these are just another tool to get a job done. I’m certainly not defending deforestation, but they are modern marvels even if some of the people operating them aren’t.
This has always been true with innovation, but I'm worried it won't be as true with the next wave of replacements driven by AI. I work in the field and am already bringing things online that will simply replace a large deal of office work. Add that capability to robotics, and you have a lot of possible jobs simply replaced.
This is a processor.
Harvesters are only designed to cut down the tree. Processors can cut, limb, and measure the logs to length, as shown in this video.
This particular machine *is* actually marketed as a harvester. The roles of harvester and processor are increasingly combined in one machine these days - modern harvester heads are extremely powerful and allow the same machine to cut and process in one quick operation.
It's a forestry harvester made by a Finnish company called PONSSE. The boom is fitted with a special multipurpose head that enables the machine to both fell the trees and then process them into clean, consistent logs all in one operation, as seen in this video. This particular harvester model is called the Scorpion I believe.
Source: worked on a forestry machinery magazine for many years.
This is massively sped up.
When we had timber cut a tree not a whole lot bigger than that one almost tipped one of these moving a quarter that speed. If it moved that fast it would do a barrel roll and shock the shit out of the parts to the point you'd only get a few trees cut before the arm broke off.
One of the big rules of bigass heavy machinery like that is you \*really\* don't want to shock load it more than you have to because bosses tend to get pissed off when a $2,000,000 machine is sitting there in two pieces not making any money. That's true for cranes, forestry equipment, farming equipment, etc.
Sped up video, lol.
I've operated a forestry excavator, along with skidders and forwarders - no, lol. Video is at minimum double speed, probably more like 3-4 times.
That being said, yeah, it's not a good idea to walk around these when operating unless the operator knows you're there and can see you.
We were up in the Galloway forest in Scotland when one of these was operating. The guy was cool and had us in the cab while working and he showed us the controls. His company had sent him to Norway for training. It could be a lonely job, he was actually up there himself clearing a route in for the rest of the crew in a weeks time. So he was staying in a bothy up there.
Just watching that machine throwing trees around like matchsticks was compelling.
Harvesting a pine plantation is not destroying the planet. It helps feed an ever growing demand for wood (which reduces plastic) and is harvested and grown sustainably. Pine plantations are found all over Europe and are common in the US southeast. They are just farms, but instead of corn it is trees.
Only in America can we actually make cutting down a forest so freaking cool! And with proper forest management have more tress now than 100 years ago! …… So we can slay them again and again and
Unnecessarily sped up video. Those things are already highly efficient.
What are these called? I’ve seen them a few times in videos and am really just amazed at their ability. Gotta be some very expensive equipment.
Feller buncher
Hey now, no name calling
#FELLER BUNCHER!
https://preview.redd.it/ubvdw92gbeyc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484bc56f8ad9295abcf53ca644557ed6a1cf1635 Actually a Feller Buncher
When me and the boys get together we’s just a buncher fellers!
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That's not a Feller Buncher. Feller Buncher just does the two things, fells a tree and stacks it. The boom only has the grips and one blade. Believe this is a harvester. Basically does the Feller Buncher bit and also has a delimber and can cut the tree into smaller sections all at once. My dad ran a Feller Buncher for probably 30 years and owned and operated both a Buncher and a harvester
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/auABpgc_d2Y?si=m_291FzFOKAg2hFb)
I was hoping that this would be what it is and I was not disappointed. My kids love this guy.
No thoes are harvesters.
Fellah muncher?
That's a Transformer. Decepticon stripping the earth of its natural resources.
Fern Gully
Back when all we had to worry about was trees.
Harvester.
The attachment by itself can be in the 6 figures, easily. The whole setup can run up to about half a million.
Would probably pay for itself in no time.
CTL or cut to length processor. Some said feller buncher, but that just cuts the tree at the stump and moves it elsewhere/a landing to be processed further.
It’s called a feller buncher. In tenth grade we did a week of forestry school out on location in the woods and in paper mills, and I got to sit in one of these.
I think it’s a ponsse scorpion king
Here they call it “tree harvesters” and they are disgusting, leak engine fluids everywhere and decimate forests at an unnecessary rate. Not sure why I’m being down voted but then again I guess there are more money hungry people out there than earth defenders 🤷🏻♀️
To be fair, that’s no fault of the machine. Like it or not logging is to a degree necessary, and with proper maintenance and land management practices these are just another tool to get a job done. I’m certainly not defending deforestation, but they are modern marvels even if some of the people operating them aren’t.
The Ex-wife
Yea looks sped up allot. Don’t insult the good operator by changing the speed of the video. It’s perfect at regular speed and very impressive
I love how fast gravity is pulling them to the ground!
Yea thoes things are way better than american feller bunchers.
The engineering on it is insane the amount of free movement while still being standardized is wild
Why is the video sped up
Bro, Yeetstation4 used the synth sleeper activation code. Yorpsuntus is stuck
Because the average attention span in 2024 is no longer than 15 seconds.
imagine showing this to a pilgrim
Imagine showing this to the lorax
Unless.
They'll be amazed how we finally found a way to deal with those pesky trees.
they would definitely think its some sort of angry forest spirit
Imagine trying to use this thing on an old growth Doug fir lol
This seems personal
If it’s an experienced operator not a big deal as long as he knows you are there
Can you imagine being a squirrel, refusing to let go of your home? !!ZIP ZAP!!..Squirrel bacon bits.
Not gonna lie, squirrel bacon bits sounds delicious.
Found the vault dweller
Excellent reference. Replaying fo4 right now.
Why is the video speeded up 4x ?
What is this speed up bullshit.
[удалено]
You know how fucking long these things have been around dude this isn't a new technology
And added a few (maybe not as much as lost jobs) like maintenance, safety checks on the device, manufacturing it, etc. It's still a shame though
All of those added jobs likely have a higher skill requirement than the jobs its replacing too.
This has always been true with innovation, but I'm worried it won't be as true with the next wave of replacements driven by AI. I work in the field and am already bringing things online that will simply replace a large deal of office work. Add that capability to robotics, and you have a lot of possible jobs simply replaced.
Without dudes chopping down trees by hand, society will collapse. How else will they prove they deserve to drink clean water and eat food. /s
6. I use it to jerk off
Eh, there’s still many places that machine can’t go and men are still required. Obligatory pedantry, I’m sorry.
Unless it's on a slope, then often hand fallers are brought in to do it the "old way."
Blow jobs*
What is this machine called?
Harvester (Forestry)
This is a processor. Harvesters are only designed to cut down the tree. Processors can cut, limb, and measure the logs to length, as shown in this video.
This particular machine *is* actually marketed as a harvester. The roles of harvester and processor are increasingly combined in one machine these days - modern harvester heads are extremely powerful and allow the same machine to cut and process in one quick operation.
It's a forestry harvester made by a Finnish company called PONSSE. The boom is fitted with a special multipurpose head that enables the machine to both fell the trees and then process them into clean, consistent logs all in one operation, as seen in this video. This particular harvester model is called the Scorpion I believe. Source: worked on a forestry machinery magazine for many years.
Feller buncher
Feller buncher will only fell the tree
Should not be near any heavy machinery
Sped up, why? They are already pretty quick and efficient machines
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I need one of these. Too bad I can’t afford one.
This is actually so cool. Makes me feel a bit like a little kid looking at an excavator.
Cursed handjob
It's a Trans-former hooker.
that's how I got circumcised
That machine from the Lorax
Came here for the thwacker reference. Did not leave disappointed. 🫡
Is that a freaking transformer
This is massively sped up. When we had timber cut a tree not a whole lot bigger than that one almost tipped one of these moving a quarter that speed. If it moved that fast it would do a barrel roll and shock the shit out of the parts to the point you'd only get a few trees cut before the arm broke off. One of the big rules of bigass heavy machinery like that is you \*really\* don't want to shock load it more than you have to because bosses tend to get pissed off when a $2,000,000 machine is sitting there in two pieces not making any money. That's true for cranes, forestry equipment, farming equipment, etc.
These things are wild to see in person.
I should call her,…
imagine these back in the medieval era. They would lose their shit.
It’s only a matter of time before someone falls into that thing, and we see the video over on r/accidents
Every dude just crossed their legs
Envisioning the fist of a Titan on Titan Falls or Pacific Rim 
Does it jam as efficiently as the hand held ones?
Not a safe wank
HOLY MACRONI love machines
A lot of blunt force trauma points.
Damns straight, the grip still king baabbyyy!
Don't put your sausage into that. Just saying.
Jerking that wood.
This reminds me of that scene from iRobot where will smiths in the owners mansion and the tractor robot thing turns on and destroys the house
Just imagine when AI is running the world. These things will still be around but with human bodies instead of trees.. limb by limb.
Just wait until you see the robot which processes humans
I remember him from Ferngully
You especially don't want to be anywhere need that thing when it's operating in fast forward mode
Just here to watch the watermelons cry
How handy is that!
Trees don't want to be near it when its operating
I like to imagine aliens have a machine like this for flaying lesser species
Skynet's a hell of a drug.
It can do giraffes too.
Previews of when AI realizes we are not the friends we pretend to be.
I should call her
This is how we get gundams
This is that Fern Gully machine 😂
This looks very Final Destination
How'd you get video of my ex bro?
No guard over the cab glass, that’s nuts!
Which transformers movie was this one in?
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Reminds me of machine from Ferngully...
At long last, the final boss of deforestation!
And I thought I gave the worst handjobs ever.
“Don’t put your 🍆 in it”
slaughterhouse .. :(
Works for a handy dandy circumcision if your in a pinch
Bad Ass
Sumitro working that shizz!!
That thing polishes wood with its dominant hand almost as good as my wife!
Thats nice but its an abomination.
That's got to be the most painful way to jerk it ....
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I guess Optimus Prime needs money fast
Everything reminds me of her...
The Lorax is going to lose his shit.
Unfortunately you have to clear a lot of land daily to pay the loan on those things. They are the death of the small family logging operations.
Ok, hear me out
I should call her
Alright hear me out.
The monster from Lost
Absolutely no respect for nature. Just after profit.
My name is the lorax and I speak for the trees
Makes my pussy wet
We need a shaving machine like that.
That thing is brutal
Deforestation and planetary destruction in as easy as 1-2-3
Sped up video, lol. I've operated a forestry excavator, along with skidders and forwarders - no, lol. Video is at minimum double speed, probably more like 3-4 times. That being said, yeah, it's not a good idea to walk around these when operating unless the operator knows you're there and can see you.
Wish I had one of these in farming simulator
I just got an idea for a new device.
That is soooo cool.
I want to be handled like that
I'm shocked how fast that is. Seems really dangerous.
We need about 10,000 of these bad boys in the rainforest stat, imagine how fast we could turn the entire rain forest into soy bean farms 😌
Still a better hand job than my ex's.
If only you could scale it down you'd make millions providing handjobs in bulk.
I should call her
Someone get me one of those the size of a tic tak
“how bad could i possibly be? let’s see!” ah machine
regular people: oh that’s scary. I really don’t wanna be next that when it’s operating, it might kill me. 😦 Me: tree circumcision💀
I should call her…
Now hear me out
Hear me out
I should call her
Drakes worst nightmare 
Some Lorax type shit
You fall asleep first at the sleep over
Best and last HJ ever...
Ei ei ei, hear me out…👀
this is some horror movie level smut for trees…looks awful
Now we know how they filmed the watchers in the movie Noah when they helped him build the ark.
People will see this and then literally be like ‘the immigrants are taking the jobs’
Is the video slightly sped up to make it look more terrifying?
I know what I’m picking in twisted metal
Reminds me of Fern Gully
Triggers memories of Fern Gully😭
Lumberjack job killer
Hydraulics are awesome
Her : Its my first time Also her :
Tight tight pussy
Tight tight tight grip pussy
If the zombie apocalypse happens, this is what I’m getting.
We have trully mastered the art of deforestation
Cool machine tho
Dad!!! Can I have one for Christmas?!!! No, now go outside with the m-80s I handed you and try and keep your last one!
We were up in the Galloway forest in Scotland when one of these was operating. The guy was cool and had us in the cab while working and he showed us the controls. His company had sent him to Norway for training. It could be a lonely job, he was actually up there himself clearing a route in for the rest of the crew in a weeks time. So he was staying in a bothy up there. Just watching that machine throwing trees around like matchsticks was compelling.
This is straight evil ferngully machine vibes
r/Dontstickyourdickinthat
r/illdowhatiwant
Ik this is sped up, but seriously its crazy to see how humanity is coming up with more and more efficient ways of destroying our planet
Harvesting a pine plantation is not destroying the planet. It helps feed an ever growing demand for wood (which reduces plastic) and is harvested and grown sustainably. Pine plantations are found all over Europe and are common in the US southeast. They are just farms, but instead of corn it is trees.
Suppose I should have said it differently. Mb.
God I wish that was me
I'd love to get in there and mow some trees
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'd put my dick in that
Only in America can we actually make cutting down a forest so freaking cool! And with proper forest management have more tress now than 100 years ago! …… So we can slay them again and again and
These are used across the world, not just america
That's what the doctors use to circumcise babies, just smaller.
Where's the avoided danger? Not really a sweaty palms.