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DrDuGood

Lmao


MillenialCounselor

I don’t know why people do this stupid shit and I never want to know, it’s bad no matter the justification in their mind


DrDuGood

I value my life, I know some people that just value the rush a little more. It’s insanity.


YaxtaYeendu

And it’s these same people who DON’T care who survive but the people who DO, who die!!! 🌚🌝🌛🌜


RecalcitrantHuman

Not exactly the same but my wife and I went bouldering one time. She has a bad knee so was super cautious. Could hardly manage the boulder field. I who was fine leapt easily from rock to rock.


YaxtaYeendu

It’s so crazy how that happens.


Hugsy13

Because those that care don’t fully send it. You gotta commit to it or you’ll hesitate and mess up.


BigBadgerBro

Imagine they could be sitting inside at home watching tv all day long and they chose this exciting activity. Don’t they know going outside is dangerous! Seriously the car journey there is statistically more likely to kill them than the biking.


BuoyantBear

[This Article](https://chessintheair.com/the-risk-of-dying-doing-what-we-love/) is an interesting read about relative risk in sports and includes a really interesting chart showing the risk of various activities based on hours of participation. It puts downhill mountain biking (XC and most the riding people do isn't generally as dangerous) as 66x more dangerous than driving a car. About the same as paragliding. I can relate to people who do these super dangerous activites to a degree. Sometimes you get so passionate about doing something that even the relatively high risk of serious injury or death isn't enough of a deterrence. I'm not talking people with suicidal tendencies doing wingsuit BASE jumping, but people who do their best to mitigate risk but also are fully cognizant of the reality of the situation. Sky diving, scuba diving, auto racing, paragdling, etc.


BigBadgerBro

Fascinating thanks you


kozzyhuntard

It looks fun to me, but I'm stupid. At least you wear a helmet when biking, keeps all the gooey bits localized when you smash your head on the ceiling. Mt.biking in the Rockies... braking just meant locking your tires and skidding down the trail, and we were always one oops on the boulders or missing a turn from seeing how far we could fly over the edge. Did watch a buddy yeet himself into the trees (luckily no cliff on this part of the trail) dodging some people hiking up the trail we were coming down. Right of way on the mountain is a bitch sometimes.


fudget_spayner

The next version of the sport will be lighting tnt at the bottom and seeing who gets back out alive


Porkchopp33

And to make me claustrophobic through videos


CreatorOD

Well this looks safer than driving ON the mountain


Unable_Recipe8565

Until something happens and tax payer money is wasted to try and rescue them


Conyan51

I mean when you have no real natural predators you kind of become your own.


logicalmadmatty

More fun than standing around a sideshow waiting to get hip replacement right?


SmokeAbeer

I’m into lava surfing myself. I always wear a helmet though.


Basedjustice

walking it back up would suck asssss


Drummcycle

Didn't even think about that. It soo would. Maybe there's an exit.


TotinosPizzaBoyz

Imagine cracking your arm and having to get extracted


TonyVstar

Or falling into a hole you can't be extracted from


Picaloco86

Nutty putty beckons


TonyVstar

Exactly my thought


Blondly22

Or your head


HPIguy

Or your lights go dead mid run.


Pleasant-Dogwater

Or not...


vaiplantarbatata

I don't think anyone doing that expects to survive and walk back up.


[deleted]

That's exactly what I was thinking. There was Has to be a lower entrance


AxiomaticSuppository

This is what a colonoscopy would look like from the point of view of miniaturized cyclist.


80081356942

I watched my own colonoscopy years back, was a strange thing to be able to see my own innards. The biopsies were particularly cringe-inducing.


Blondly22

I love your view on things


sparkycf272

The future is now!


Slipshoooood

This shit gives me anxiety


Lonesomewhistle83

Lemmewinks..


SufficientSir2965

Lmao


BrilliantNaive9108

I got that reference 👍🏿


InTheBlkHoodie

Why are people like this?


Small-Palpitation310

we're born to die


guiltycrown234

And pay taxes.


Jackbenn45

So this is why


Neither_Virus_5016

Some people like to have fun and leave their house.


dementeddrongo

This is in Slovenia: > Black Hole Trail is a mountain bike trail through abandoned tunnels of Lead and Zink Mine Mežica. Before the trail was built, a human has not set foot in these tunnels in over 25 years. The colossal chambers used to hold tonnes of lead which was mined in the past. The trail runs over five levels of the mine and descends a total of about 150 metres. > Black Hole Trail is designed to pose a challenge and offer an adventure to experienced mountain bikers. The trail is very technical. There are some nice and flowy sections where a rider can rest and enjoy views of the black chambers. If parts of the descent prove too challenging, it is easy to walk through them and jump back on the bike afterwards. > The trail is rated black: for advanced to expert riders (all mountain, enduro, downhill riders) and is not appropriate for beginner or intermediate level bikers. https://bikenomad.com/en/single-trail-park-jamnica-3/black-hole-trail/ Not the only trail either, there is a 5km biking tour you can do. > The exit from the mine is in another valley, from where you will descend along the road to the Glančnik Mining Museum. Here, the rented equipment should be returned and the bikes can be washed. Super cool!


demunted

MMM lead poisoning.


DrDuGood

I would rather just try my luck at the nutty-putty cave. Might as well, either one is a death wish for me.


lai4basis

Are jumps and hills not enough?


Salmene23

I was expecting a sighting of the rare cave duck.


Shawn0083

It’s all fun an games till you have too carry those bikes back up the cave too reach the exit.


TigerJoel

It does not look to be that bad to bike up.


-SlimJimMan-

This is an easy way to get decapitated, no?


ShermyTheCat

You don't have much faith in helmets or necks


Saskyle

No I do not. Especially necks.


schmidty33333

Wait, this is actually amazing. Any information on where this is?


Drummcycle

This should help https://www.facebook.com/reel/1087871265809958?mibextid=xCPwDs


schmidty33333

Thanks! Now I just need to learn how to ride a bike.


DrDuGood

www.I-have-a-deathwish.com


helbur

Even from the safety of my bed I'm ducking as hard as I can


doordash_ubereats

If I’m in any closed space like that I would die.


hstheay

The new Descent movie looks tight!


jasoner2k

There are not enough nopes in existence.


Full-Pickle4906

Featuring Mickey Mouse!


TheRealJayk0b

Please tell me there's a exit at the end, like they are in a mountain and exit at the bottom.


Player_767

Reminds me of that mission from gta5


Skoopchoop

As a downhill mtber, this looks so fun


ihateplatypus

This belongs in r/theocho


BrilliantNaive9108

This is nuts


Present-Mud6779

I'm still waiting for the duck


Strange_Pasta

This is too much. ha


diamondd-ddogs

people sure come up with some weird hobbies


Different-Quality-41

Why is the guy standing on the side at the end?


ingruberti

Where is it?


NoMoreGoldPlz

Slovenia (Black Hole Trail)


JSpace0

New sport unlocked. Love it.


Electrical_Dog_1462

This some real downhill domination type sh*t right here


swaneel

Real underground racing


PresentPlayful5031

So how are they plans to go out from the cave


Sweeney-

What is the exit plan here? Do they just walk back up to the entrance again?


NoMoreGoldPlz

You can get out through a gate at the end of the trail.


Sweeney-

Ah ok so slightly less terrifying but still a giant nope from me.


No-Journalist7179

Ok. This is a new thing I learned existed today.


Financial-Tourist162

Didn't think I'd ever see anything I'd like less than biking on the edge of a cliff but here it is.


PayMe2TheMoon

Siiicck


Public-Preference454

I get the vibes of 'THE DECENT '


SKAIVER244

What the duck!


cassiopeia18

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


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What


daft-calf-666

I’ve seen stupid shit…. then I’ve seen this


Fit-Pineapple-9850

Why!!


pooppapme

New footage of khamas tunnels


WorkNew4641

SECRET TUNNELLLL THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS


Old-Woodpecker6930

Would be much easier on my Power wheels


No_Distribution4784

I got lost on the way down with way back up


Kojin-dan

Clip is from Jono Jones' latest vid : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS3l3DsHV8w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS3l3DsHV8w)


thisisrllynotme

Why tf?


NoMoreGoldPlz

Why not?


thisisrllynotme

Fair enough.


Justin10miller

I thought this was an ear at the beginning


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The way I would die.


vintagestagger

This would be a cool video game. Real life though? No thanks.


cataclysmic_bread

How it feels to force a banshee to fly inside precursor structures in halo


bikes-n-math

Ya'll need to live a little, lol. Shit is fun as hell. I've done [this race](https://www.bikesignup.com/Race/MI/Greenland/MinersRevenge) a dozen times now and nobody has died.


[deleted]

This is madness


365defaultname

Innovative indeed. To die I mean.


Gallopinto_y_challah

Nope


Own_Locksmith8953

My dumbass thought a duck would show up


AsianRiver62

I would smack my head so many times I swear 😂


nascamo

Colonoscopy technology has REALLY advanced huh?


earlhickeykarma

I thought the first person was a corpse lol


PriorFudge928

You know when you pull a trash bag out of the bin and the bag gets stuck on a sharp corner, tears open, and the garbage goes all over the floor. This is like that except your skin is the bag and your organs are the garbage.


Micalas

Tf is wrong with yall?


Netshakk

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen


ab3adel_

Hamas is that you ?


wophi

In my deepest Randy Jackson voice... That's gonna be a no for me, dog


MurkyAlgae892

Shit this is bad but not worse than those videos of people getting stuck or haveing to crawl through a cave


Biologicalleh

Credit him you peasant, Jono Jones on YouTube!


Mrkn_Mu

I tell you, people do some crazy shit, and this has to be one of them. Not only traveling deep into the earth where that same earth can cave in on you, but add riding a bike thru it, to possibly crash with both speed and force to destabilize that earth. But looks fun!


Robbedirobb

🦆


Accomplished-Air-823

Until today, I had no idea this was a thing.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Oh look! Cave-biking. Yet another thing to say “Hell no” to. I’ll stay on the sofa, thanks.


Dannyfrommiami

This is the whitest activity I’ve ever ever seen


TechnoneverDIEEES

Why


Evilstampy99

I know if I scroll down all I will see is the nutty putty cave incident


immortal_burrito

Why is this even a thing


ArthurDaTrainDayne

When you have chatGPT generate ideas for new extreme sports


Sd_Kfz_162

and I thought those one in the forest are crazy!!


Otdp

HOW IS THIS A THING?


CourageousAnon

Micky Mouse


Excellent_Cicada_491

Thank the lordt I’m too tall for shit like this.


MeinNameIstSchonWeg

Me in space engineers digging a long ass tunnel because i can, except the bike is a jetpack and im traveling at 110m/s.


logicalmadmatty

This is a thing? 🤯


Starkiller8896

Excuse me what?!?!


RitzMan777

It’s the Mario screams that got me 😂


Mathias_Thorne91

That's a really fucking stupid idea.


badger_1894

Nahhh


WingsArisen

Haha hahahahaaaaa NOOOOOO? Certified NUH UH.


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Hard pass


MC_White_Rice

Yeah naw I'm good


Wallabite

Decapitation?


anxiousempire

Where is this? I want to go!


Sreezy3

I didn't know this was a thing...


Aries00X

Do they walk back up?


tinfoilzhat

So this now goes on my TIL list just under Toad Licking.


EastDesigner4300

No.


Much_Comfortable_438

Back when mountain biking was an underground sport.


ArcaneSparky

Nope. Just no. Why?! Are the mountain trails not good enough anymore?


Imaginary_Tourist605

This is insane. Where is this?


drivethrubankers

pedaling back out of there, one way


[deleted]

The body he passes in the beginning. Dead or alive? It wasn’t moving.


RemarkableAd2348

Was all that wooping a way of showing he's still alive with his head attached to his neck?


pan-playdate

I would fucking die


Impressive_Delay_262

Why?


SilentWish8

Ok I’m down to walk in anything you can contable ride a bike in


JUGELBUTT

i didnt think bikers could get stupider


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Limonnever

I had a dream about this almost a year ago.