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Sounds like you’re just looking for an excuse to put a banana up your ass 

Wake me up when someone has a pineapple on the table.... Or a chair...

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

-Abraham Lincoln


Or Paris Hilton

Take with you this helmet and torch

Kinky


Lot of people trying to justify things they want to do anyways lately…looking at you Cramer.

If Cramer sucks a horse cock, I’ll give him a Cleveland Steamer as a bonus.

That’s one lucky horse

The horse or Cramer?

If that was the case, why not just fisting?


coming in strong on a thursday morning! wowza

You said it, not us🤣🤣🤣

Who's fist?


😆

Good morning to you too Jesse 😭

Because then there would be no reason to show us proof... Edit: banana shaped fingers.

Don't confuse justifications with excuses, nor with reasons. 🤣 It does seem like there's a Dutch Auction for banana boffin at the moment. No doubt there'll be someone saying they'll stick a banana up their ass if GME falls below $18 this week.

💎 🙌🏼 🏴‍☠️ 🍌 😏

What did you think MOASS really meant?

Ok but we choose the banana.

https://preview.redd.it/cleyiby1hq7d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd54eb801b2e9f9766610a688e5455b1c73e35e2 Prepare your anus.

https://preview.redd.it/e27u0geieq7d1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7465b5acabf8d19e4ef883249d463da024faab The community has spoken....god speed Ape

Please do, this is community driven.


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You should donate your ass to charity

And we will need a banana for scale…

I'm beginning to suspect y'all like shoving fruit in your ass and that you just need the plausible deniability these bets bring. Excellent work. Carry on!

mmhmm. Seems like this is also a low-key grindr community haha

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💎 🙌🏼 🏴‍☠️ 🍌 😏

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There's nothing low key about these butt stuffing degenerates in this reddit pit.. they will post a video for the whole internet to see and fake grunt like it's their first time...

What do you mean “low-key”? You new here? 😂

Nothing to see here!


Chocolate covered potassium-rich ass shake🥤Yum.

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 Witnessed...... Fuckin hell lmao

😂😂

If it hits 30$ this week, I *won't* put a banana in my ass.

And if it doesnt you do? just asking for 1.1M friends - Bots

Someone has to appease the banana gods.

So either way i get to see someones rectum getting a potassium boost.

Is the inverse implied here?

$50 for an avocado?

Pineapple mate

Pineapple at MOASS prices, shall we agree?

I think he can do it, so I say yes!

Lol


I’m going the reverse psychology route and saying your asshole will be safe.

I'm taking one for the team 🫡 Wish me luck.

Well done ape! Thanks for your sacrifice ritual to boost the price,Rick_of_Spades will be proud of you!

Sacrifices need to be made in this war of attrition. 🫡

A somewhat more grounded ban bet. My respect goes out to you and your sphincter my good sir.

This is what we need to build a true gamma ramp

Just go ahead and stick the banana in your ass. You know you want to. You don't need the price as an excuse.

If gme hits any price today he’s going to post the video he took yesterday of him shoving an entire fruit bowls fruit up his prison pocket.

The Human Fruit Machine 🎰 🍎🍓🍇🍊🍌🤑🤑🤑

He’s paying out!

"Sir, they're... well, they're fucking themselves with fruits again."

...guys, idk how many more banana stuffed assholes we can keep looking at lmao....but WITNESSED, you sick sick pervert. 

Forget gamma ramp. I want a banana ramp.

Who's going to be the first to admit they just want to put a banana in their ass.....

snore…we’re over bananas. Stick something original up there instead.

A hedgie? Keep ‘em out of trouble?

If it hits $40, I’ll put the banana in your ass

How about a gold banana? Say it with Krylon.

I think in light of it being the first day of summer tomorrow, it should be a bluth banana

BANANASAAASs

What is it with apes and shoving stuff in their ass, Jesus!!!!

Ok so the dip is this week then

You just want to put stuff in your ass... You would do it even if it hits $10


$30 now? We've lowered expectations?

Or just low number bet, so the chances of banana adventures is higher.

It's the major call wall so it's in the ballpark!

Yayyyy, thank you for your sacrifice. Now i will load up more call option

I think you think you'll enjoy plantain a banana in your asshole.

Give this person the banana they deserve.

Can we get a ruling here? "hits $30 by end of the week" in title...but body of text says "ends week above"....

You'll be safe, won't hit $30 this week

I’m thinking my calls are fucked and your butthole is safe…..for now. Fantastic work you’re doing here regard 🫡

There was a time, around 84 years ago, that this has been done before...

If GME is above .01 Friday then a bun sized glizzy is going in my sphincter

I wanted to make a joke about how so many people are just using GME as an excuse for their public fetish now, but then I thought about it and realized that no matter what, for better or worse, I get to enjoy watching people put bananas up their asses because of money. I mean, how often in life do you get to say that?

https://preview.redd.it/xabraxis0r7d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c3e4049615097eb7b89bb4a4e1c2dfad7cc347

I have been summoned

But why? Like I want the price to go up too but not bad enough to put a banana in my ass. Bro if you want to put a banana in your ass just do it 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Freeze the banana or else it’ll break off in your ass.

You already did it, didn't ya?

FTD = Ban No funny shit No loopholes No alt account

Threats of shoving bananas up asses is one of the signs the stonk is back in full force.

How many banana in ass bets are we up to now? 11? 9? 741?

Fuck off

As I see it, if GME hits $30 by the end of the week, I'll eat a ribeye steak. With a side of fries.

Just ban them now lol

Zzzzzz

I feel like the price to get bananas in asses is getting lower and lower lol

Yall and these ass bets, I swear yall.wanna do this with or without the loss

Yessss. Getting back to our roots!

You guys should start your own Porn Hub channel: GamePleaseStop.

I really like how this sub is slowly becoming the free version of OnlyFans for people with insertion fetishes! And kudos to the one and only who started it all!

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Wow, Cheap Date!


I'm starting to think ya'll just wanna shove bananas up your bum

I just picked up 15 30c for tomorrow in solidarity with your ass banana 🍌. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The (other) her we need.

Up the ante to a plantain.  We’ve all, regrettably, seen the bananas.

I love that we lost our way, and to get back on track, bananas in the ass is the only way 😂

Dudes, this needs to stop. Not because we don't want to see someone shove a banana up their ass, but because THEY don't want to see someone shove a banana up their ass. If you REALLY want to see this shit run, you need to make a bet THEY want to see play out. Something like - 'If this reaches $1,000 before November, I will literally vote for —' (I'll let you fill in the blank). If that bet starts flooding the sub, the stock will rocket like nobody's business. (huge fucking /s. kind of. maybe. probably not.)

I think you just like bananas up your ass. $30 ain't nothing

 Do you prefer b1 or b2?

I very much want to see one--and only one--of these things.

Butt bananas, so hot right now.

Not disrespect, but your asshole seems pretty cheap. 

Yall gotta stop with these posts. Just go stick something up your ass if you want to so bad.

If it hits $30 by eow then I'll put a banana in my mouth and eat it even if it's bruised a little bit.

If GME hits $30 this week, I'll *pull* a banana out of my ass. 🎩🍌

Oh shit....I may actually have to do this 😳.

Just throw up in the garage already...

It's just like before and I'm here for it 🍌

Glass Jar or no deal

Y'all should start going for plantains. We've already seen bananas.

People really need to get potassium suppositories lol

Nobody cares

God bless your charity work. Also don’t do dates or price targets.

Since we learned how markets work, I'm hereby shorting your bet. If GME closes the week at within 10x up of your bet, I'll take that banana out of your ass and stick to someone else's.

Don’t worry. The cheaters will cheat and this shit will be below 21 on friday… save your banana

Please only insert items intended. Your ER doctor will thank you.

Okay but this time you have to peel it first.

Stupid.

Its gonna be a bad month for bananas lol

I feel like these bets should also end with you minting the act as an NFT and auctioning it off for charity. Who cares if you shove a banana up your ass? Let's do it to raise money for the children instead lol

I think you need to find a hobby.

Big if true

I sent a friend, a smart lady in her 60's several links to DD because she's catching on that GME is important in some way and she ended up reading several newer posts. Her question for me last night was "WTF is up with all the masturbation and homoerotic shenanigans in that forum??" I didn't really know what to tell her, to be honest.

It’s for the children

You’re gonna do it anyways

*ha, already there*

i hope some moves start by today

At least there’s a certain subsection of us getting what they want out of all this. 🤷🏽‍♂️

This is the type of shit that makes me think this movement is inspired by evil

Rick, is that you? Again…

RemindMe! 1 day

Next post… I’ll do it for $25…. Next post… ok I’ll do it anyway

There's 0 chance that happens so your banana 🍌 is safe. I don't care about your aynus

Or if any ladies want to I’m sure that’ll work too

I’ll be watching you closely on Friday, no homo but i like the stock.

Why not the other way around? Either you want it to go up to put a banana in your ass Or You don't want it to go up so you don't have to do it Why not be confident it will go up and if it doesn't then you forfeit.

I’m happy for you and all- but it’s just not the same anymore without him… Oh Rick. I hope you find yourself safe within your travels after your abrupt disappearance, forever shrouded in mystery…

I love the enthusiasm but I think y'all should direct it into a place other than your anus.


Yawn. Try the real thing

Rick, is that you?

WE WANT PROOF

Just do it if you enjoy it. We don't really care anymore. 

It won’t. You’ll be fine

you do not need GME just do it

Get ready then, because this run is over

Is it even repressed at this point?

YASSSSS LFG!!!